Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Got your knows!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Infect Yourself.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -255 = 1313 - 1568 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -255 = 1281 - 1536 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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How often do you feel human?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
#4407 -258 = 2502 - 2760 - +
I invented plagiarism.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Critique Thyself
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -259 = 2155 - 2414 - +
Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
#3842 -259 = 2410 - 2669 - +
Try to outlive these words.
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Head Your mind!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Be young - shut up!
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For a good time, please call 000.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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re-evolution!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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It happened to you too
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Jesus loves war!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The new money is info.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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