Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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