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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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re-evolution!
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Grayface is a Pope too
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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wait,
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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ignorance is hell.
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Resistance is fertile
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Do not live, do not die.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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People are Human.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Prophets profit.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Such Oddacity.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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you must have one grand passion
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You woke up for this?
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Levity Sucks!
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security makes me nervous
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Kilmalosa323
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Your smile or your life
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Imprint your reality here.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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the void does not exist
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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NANODICK
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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