Semi Official Memebomb Archive

slopaganda is on the rise
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stupider people have done it
#6562 -10 = 25 - 35 - +
an infection is a blessed event
#6560 -11 = 56 - 67 - +
YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
#6557 -16 = 114 - 130 - +
the entire universe is an erogenous zone
#6561 -17 = 57 - 74 - +
life itself is a kind of disease
#6559 -19 = 53 - 72 - +
stay human
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
#6554 -36 = 381 - 417 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -50 = 518 - 568 - +
Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -57 = 548 - 605 - +
A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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#6546
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Cums
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -76 = 390 - 466 - +
homestuck
#6553 -77 = 357 - 434 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Now is forever
#6548 -80 = 434 - 514 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -81 = 701 - 782 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -92 = 4393 - 4485 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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eeeee, be mite
#6515 -97 = 1435 - 1532 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -98 = 523 - 621 - +
More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -99 = 526 - 625 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -103 = 494 - 597 - +
Levity Sucks!
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -106 = 1164 - 1270 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -110 = 4152 - 4262 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -110 = 519 - 629 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -112 = 533 - 645 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -132 = 4611 - 4743 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -138 = 1542 - 1680 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -139 = 1345 - 1484 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -148 = 4301 - 4449 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -151 = 1173 - 1324 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -157 = 965 - 1122 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -165 = 4228 - 4393 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Jesus loves war!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -178 = 5055 - 5233 - +
get into the way!
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Collapse the state of mind
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -190 = 3948 - 4138 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -203 = 3924 - 4127 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -206 = 1655 - 1861 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -207 = 5103 - 5310 - +
Oops bi did it again
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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men are not monogamous by nature
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starvation is nature's way
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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