Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Now is forever
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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stay human
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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#6546
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Vanilla extract
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -35 = 109 - 144 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Cums
#6532 -47 = 251 - 298 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -52 = 295 - 347 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -55 = 98 - 153 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -77 = 4625 - 4702 - +
eeeee, be mite
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -100 = 3623 - 3723 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -104 = 991 - 1095 - +
Gamergate was here
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -113 = 3887 - 4000 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -115 = 1148 - 1263 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -122 = 804 - 926 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -122 = 597 - 719 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -132 = 573 - 705 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -142 = 4567 - 4709 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -142 = 4157 - 4299 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -145 = 589 - 734 - +
Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -146 = 4199 - 4345 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -147 = 4052 - 4199 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -147 = 801 - 948 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -151 = 4058 - 4209 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -156 = 3901 - 4057 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -156 = 4619 - 4775 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -170 = 3740 - 3910 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -172 = 3786 - 3958 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -173 = 3756 - 3929 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -173 = 4011 - 4184 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -178 = 1277 - 1455 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -187 = 1976 - 2163 - +
starvation is nature's way
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -197 = 3410 - 3607 - +
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -197 = 3965 - 4162 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -197 = 1259 - 1456 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Be young - shut up!
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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true freedom is frightful
#2999 -207 = 3747 - 3954 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
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Because it's there.
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At the end you see it clear
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Common sense is neither.
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