Semi Official Memebomb Archive

homestuck
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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#6546
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stay human
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Now is forever
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -13 = 147 - 160 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -15 = 164 - 179 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
#6544 -15 = 172 - 187 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -17 = 65 - 82 - +
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -20 = 177 - 197 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -39 = 160 - 199 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -42 = 151 - 193 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -46 = 175 - 221 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -47 = 155 - 202 - +
Cums
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -48 = 164 - 212 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -60 = 339 - 399 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -61 = 145 - 206 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -63 = 4693 - 4756 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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eeeee, be mite
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -91 = 3693 - 3784 - +
fuck it we ball
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -104 = 819 - 923 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -106 = 1208 - 1314 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -110 = 3952 - 4062 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -112 = 3810 - 3922 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -132 = 647 - 779 - +
get into the way!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -136 = 1008 - 1144 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -138 = 3518 - 3656 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -143 = 4120 - 4263 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -146 = 848 - 994 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -147 = 4114 - 4261 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -152 = 636 - 788 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -155 = 4687 - 4842 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Collapse the state of mind
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -169 = 616 - 785 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -172 = 3801 - 3973 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -176 = 4603 - 4779 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -176 = 4046 - 4222 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
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Faith is not an excuse.
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starvation is nature's way
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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true freedom is frightful
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Be young - shut up!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Common sense is neither.
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At the end you see it clear
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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