Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
#6554 -10 = 208 - 218 - +
A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
#6556 -22 = 112 - 134 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
#6544 -29 = 407 - 436 - +
Your body won't go where your mind has never been
#6550 -29 = 245 - 274 - +
Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
#6555 -29 = 117 - 146 - +
A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -30 = 366 - 396 - +
homestuck
#6553 -37 = 197 - 234 - +
If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
#6552 -38 = 223 - 261 - +
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -42 = 388 - 430 - +
stay human
#6545 -43 = 365 - 408 - +
Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
#6533 -44 = 381 - 425 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
#6541 -49 = 374 - 423 - +
#6546
#6546 -50 = 361 - 411 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -58 = 275 - 333 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -61 = 552 - 613 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -63 = 344 - 407 - +
Cums
#6532 -65 = 493 - 558 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -68 = 218 - 286 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -69 = 382 - 451 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -70 = 4953 - 5023 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -73 = 264 - 337 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -76 = 833 - 909 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -78 = 1293 - 1371 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -81 = 374 - 455 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -82 = 339 - 421 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -84 = 358 - 442 - +
More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -85 = 356 - 441 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -86 = 4207 - 4293 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -88 = 1016 - 1104 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -89 = 3952 - 4041 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -92 = 359 - 451 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -101 = 338 - 439 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -104 = 1406 - 1510 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -117 = 4413 - 4530 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 -129 = 1135 - 1264 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -136 = 4111 - 4247 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -137 = 822 - 959 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -139 = 1207 - 1346 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -140 = 1029 - 1169 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -142 = 4039 - 4181 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -142 = 4106 - 4248 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
#1128 -147 = 4316 - 4463 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -151 = 4014 - 4165 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -153 = 4354 - 4507 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -153 = 3759 - 3912 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -154 = 4474 - 4628 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -156 = 4048 - 4204 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -157 = 1184 - 1341 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -159 = 4931 - 5090 - +
Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -160 = 799 - 959 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -165 = 4863 - 5028 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -167 = 4350 - 4517 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -168 = 4855 - 5023 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -169 = 4489 - 4658 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -170 = 4438 - 4608 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -172 = 4304 - 4476 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -175 = 4194 - 4369 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -175 = 4318 - 4493 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -176 = 3735 - 3911 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
#1544 -178 = 4380 - 4558 - +
Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -179 = 4485 - 4664 - +
do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
#4666 -180 = 4096 - 4276 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -183 = 799 - 982 - +
you're only as genuine as they think you are
#3385 -185 = 4478 - 4663 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -190 = 4094 - 4284 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -190 = 1510 - 1700 - +
no drugs are no solution neither.
#4600 -191 = 4569 - 4760 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -195 = 4650 - 4845 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -195 = 1009 - 1204 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -196 = 2153 - 2349 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
#2600 -197 = 3996 - 4193 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -198 = 4210 - 4408 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -198 = 2291 - 2489 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
#1757 -200 = 4783 - 4983 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -200 = 4748 - 4948 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -200 = 802 - 1002 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -201 = 4909 - 5110 - +
resolutions serve to ease our conscience
#2414 -201 = 4036 - 4237 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
#2661 -201 = 4119 - 4320 - +
starvation is nature's way
#2547 -202 = 3858 - 4060 - +
You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
#3370 -202 = 3797 - 3999 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
#2655 -203 = 3688 - 3891 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -204 = 4151 - 4355 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -206 = 4009 - 4215 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
#2042 -207 = 3735 - 3942 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -207 = 1170 - 1377 - +
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -209 = 4774 - 4983 - +
If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
#4040 -210 = 4073 - 4283 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
#5339 -210 = 3831 - 4041 - +
PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
#5552 -210 = 3807 - 4017 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -210 = 1324 - 1534 - +
Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
#1139 -211 = 3475 - 3686 - +
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
#5007 -211 = 3357 - 3568 - +
Common sense is neither.
#5071 -211 = 4061 - 4272 - +
This is not as apparent as it looks.
#2911 -212 = 3627 - 3839 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -213 = 4759 - 4972 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -213 = 3604 - 3817 - +
true freedom is frightful
#2999 -213 = 4040 - 4253 - +
"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
#3738 -213 = 3527 - 3740 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -213 = 3818 - 4031 - +

5247 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project