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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Cums
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Levity Sucks!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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fuck it we ball
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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eeeee, be mite
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Gamergate was here
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Jesus loves war!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Collapse the state of mind
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Faith is not an excuse.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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get into the way!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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starvation is nature's way
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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At the end you see it clear
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Will what you do
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We are all popes of our own madness
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Be young - shut up!
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Because it's there.
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hate love - love hate
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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What you change, changes you.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Pretend you're not pretending
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