Semi Official Memebomb Archive

slopaganda is on the rise
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stupider people have done it
#6562 -8 = 9 - 17 - +
an infection is a blessed event
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life itself is a kind of disease
#6559 -13 = 43 - 56 - +
YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
#6557 -14 = 101 - 115 - +
the entire universe is an erogenous zone
#6561 -16 = 43 - 59 - +
stay human
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
#6552 -28 = 390 - 418 - +
The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Cums
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homestuck
#6553 -68 = 347 - 415 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -70 = 425 - 495 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -71 = 383 - 454 - +
#6546
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -80 = 492 - 572 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -88 = 4372 - 4460 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -95 = 1423 - 1518 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -95 = 517 - 612 - +
Levity Sucks!
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -99 = 1156 - 1255 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -103 = 504 - 607 - +
Vanilla extract
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -105 = 508 - 613 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -106 = 504 - 610 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -111 = 519 - 630 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -112 = 414 - 526 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -119 = 508 - 627 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -122 = 4592 - 4714 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -139 = 1529 - 1668 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -139 = 1333 - 1472 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -145 = 1161 - 1306 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -146 = 4279 - 4425 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -153 = 4545 - 4698 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -153 = 957 - 1110 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -155 = 4229 - 4384 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -163 = 4280 - 4443 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -171 = 928 - 1099 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -172 = 5034 - 5206 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -173 = 1311 - 1484 - +
do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
#4666 -174 = 4271 - 4445 - +
get into the way!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
#4600 -176 = 4743 - 4919 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
#1544 -180 = 4559 - 4739 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -183 = 3930 - 4113 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -197 = 4266 - 4463 - +
resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Be young - shut up!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -199 = 1644 - 1843 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -199 = 1464 - 1663 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -200 = 3904 - 4104 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -200 = 4189 - 4389 - +
you're only as genuine as they think you are
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -207 = 937 - 1144 - +
Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Oops bi did it again
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -212 = 4912 - 5124 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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starvation is nature's way
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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