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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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stay human
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homestuck
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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#6546
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Now is forever
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Cums
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Levity Sucks!
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Vanilla extract
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eeeee, be mite
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Gamergate was here
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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fuck it we ball
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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get into the way!
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Jesus loves war!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Collapse the state of mind
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My body is clay for me to mold
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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starvation is nature's way
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Be young - shut up!
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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you are now leaving!
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Both are fools but who knows?
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You might not count in the New World Order
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At the end you see it clear
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Pretend you're not pretending
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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