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Pretend you're not pretending
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Head Your mind!
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Critique Thyself
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The new money is info.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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after birth is before death
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Jesus loves war!
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Prophets profit.
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the whether is changing
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To be free today means to participate.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Infect Yourself.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Be young - shut up!
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challenge your habits
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Disorder is order.
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I invented plagiarism.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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never fear goddess is here
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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