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Reinvent retardation.
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Who are you? Why?
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Kill time before it kills you!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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If not now, then when?
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Kwote Zero
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Pwn free and clear.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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slack lives matter
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Use no hooks.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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You're a great actor!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Work is a four letter word.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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fat people think they are fat.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Lol, reality.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Nothing real requires faith.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Art is dangerous
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There are no gold prisons
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Property is theft.
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Get 0%, win
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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People are Human.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Preserve disorder
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