Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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fear of a blank page.
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the future is here now
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Poetry is in the street.
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hate humanity. love people
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Both are fools but who knows?
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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please change beliefs
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apologies
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I'm not dead yet!
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Don't quote this
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those without self-control seek to control others
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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It happened to you too
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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choice != control
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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You made me do it
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getting even is odd.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Cadres decide everything.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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How's that working out for you?
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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PANTFARTICA
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Who is the shepherd?
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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MURDERBIRD
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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fallin' allin
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christafarian
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Hellen back
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Recycle your pets
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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