Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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You are Powerful!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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wait,
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Do not live, do not die.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Nature loves to hide.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Knock yourself out.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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meet us in orbit
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Pwn free and clear.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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To be free today means to participate.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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I don't exist.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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re-evolution!
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Disorder is order.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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the void does not exist
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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raw backwards is war
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Hail Stones!
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How's that working out for you?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Small minds think alike, too.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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