It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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