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Freedom is a party
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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I'm not dead yet!
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Do you think that went well?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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somebody stop me. please.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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We saw her duck.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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â–²
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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farts in jars though.
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Common sense is neither.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Things you own end up owning you
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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we need some new cliches
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Pretend to be real.
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true freedom is frightful
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Private parking in Area only !
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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You are only happy by accident.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Be young - shut up!
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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You'll never get this time back.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Kilmalosa323
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Is there anybody in between there?
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bleed for the international power
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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How's that working out for you?
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Plan early, plan twice
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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