Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not wearing any underwear
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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I see what you did there.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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farts in jars though.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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the city is upstairs
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Five is a demon.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Education is a form of murder
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Use only as directed.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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timidity is laughable
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hungry? eat me.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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jesus was a roman mole
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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escape from libtardia.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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brobama
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Your cats are my target audience
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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It might be worth it.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Popes needed
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Robots can Time, are you?
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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This is the age of isis
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Your dick sucks!
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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MAKE IT STOP
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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I would die for my own life.
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Never trust what you read.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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