Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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