Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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alzheimer macht frei
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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I puked here
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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You are what you hate.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Five is a demon.
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A free world needs no leaders
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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DUCK !!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Killing is murder
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Nature loves to hide.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Stop history
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Suffering is Optional...
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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moderation kills the spirit
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inheritance must be abolished
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138 dys ony sos
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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They know you're reading this.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Stamp out bad eggs
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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you're doing it.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Everything happens for no reason
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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God is dead, long live God
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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i will!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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