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The Beginning is Nigh
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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keep your eyes open
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Less is a possibilty
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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God is a word.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Preserve disorder
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What is it with you and money?
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But we'll never survive!
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Life is a hard life.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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apologies
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Today is the day.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Republican patriot fakers
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Now is forever
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Every statement contains falsehood
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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They're catching up to you!
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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i will!
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Paradox isn't.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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here...catch!
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