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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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i is imaginary.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Please do not lick the paintings
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Paradox isn't.
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Pawn Takes king.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Forget you even read this.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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slack lives matter
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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some hacks hoax
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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solitude is enriching
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Nature loves to hide.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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â–²
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Use no hooks.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Zombie or not to be?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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We have this area under surveillance
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Please use your natural reaction.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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