Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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laws make legislatures
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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down with lies?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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No one is stopping you
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Plan early, plan twice
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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we need some new cliches
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You'll never get this time back.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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everything that's interesting is new
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the voice of god is just a construct
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Negation is definition
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Here's what I know,
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there is chaos in order
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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non serviam
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I GET IT!
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Do you smell bacon?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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ux = bb is watching you
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I believe I disbelieve.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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discordia lumine maior
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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The door is the key.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Save the banks lol
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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