Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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wishing things away is not effective
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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offer very little information about yourself
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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somebody stop me. please.
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problem solver or problem maker
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Don't think
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Get 0%, win
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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There is no mainstream.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Which way to America?
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You made me do it
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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No forbidding allowed.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Avert thy gaze!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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I hear music!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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non serviam
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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ISABELLAH
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Forget you even read this.
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recluses always get weak
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Someone knows better than you
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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