Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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revolution means going around in circles.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Antisemitism is a gas
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holding back protects your vital energies
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Never give an inch!
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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This sticker written on the internet.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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fear is information
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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all information is misinformation
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Neither God nor master!
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seizure salad
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Is this really worth it?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Now is all you have.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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It's never too late to start.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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solitude is enriching
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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belief is priceless
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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dare to be smart
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Lol, reality.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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seize the means of imagination
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