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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Welcome home
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BELIEVING KILLS
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Normal
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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The more you know, the less you control.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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fuck you
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Preserve disorder
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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For a good time call Eris
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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love your enemy
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History is a religion
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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This is not simply entertainment.
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A free world needs no leaders
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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You did it.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Never trust what you read.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Apocalypse!
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Normality is a luxury
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you must have one grand passion
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Habeas Corpus
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Did I just say that out loud?
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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what would you break without rules?
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