Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i will!
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Tune out the signal.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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inheritance must be abolished
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Nothing is 100% true
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Without fuck ¡
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averageness is a point of view
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Art is dangerous
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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How come you so Dumb?
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What poor gods we do make.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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I don't believe you.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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i don't hate crime.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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listen to the silence
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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DO NOT READ THIS
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Don't be naive.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Abandon all art NOW
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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â–²
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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