Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Personally, I blame society
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Don't knock opportunity
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Who watches the watchers?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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You were alone before they left you
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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They think you're weird.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Open horse fucking
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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levity sucks.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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There ain't no justice
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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you are now leaving!
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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