Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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You can't buy fun like this
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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fly's undone.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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God made me an atheist.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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You know what I always say...
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Please use other door.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Some men are born posthumously.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Measure once, cut twice
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Have a good day, or die.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Bored people are boring people.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Try Dying.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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scratch'n'sniff
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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How am I not myself?
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Kill your imagination.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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psychicdelic
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you can even marry harry
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Don't forget to die
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Hoard anything you can't download
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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check your assumptions
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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I'll be back.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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