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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Kilmalosa323
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Do you find this question offensive?
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Dare to be stupid.
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They know you're reading this.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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"I can't breed!"
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you are now manually dying
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Oh, no, not again.
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here...catch!
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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SILENCE
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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This is my steakhouse.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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noise can be hostile
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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fnord
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Do what you want to say
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Suffering is Optional...
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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I bet you stepped in it.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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the revolution will not realised
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Kill your imagination.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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