Semi Official Memebomb Archive

BELIEVING KILLS
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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There are five kinds of people:
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Make up your words.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Prop Up The System!
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Invent a problem
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Be young - shut up!
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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keep your eyes open
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Ban Censorship!
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Popes needed
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Think inside the box
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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scratch'n'sniff
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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stay human
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Darwin Hates You.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Write this somewhere else.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Who's life are you living?
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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just say know
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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I am no longer infected
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Art is dangerous
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Beware of falling hammers
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138 dys ony sos
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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