Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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I'm better than you.
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There is no Truth here.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Laws make criminals.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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stasis is a dream state
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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sex differences are here to stay
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all norms are social.
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words tend to be inadequate
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I hear music!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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lmao wtf did u expect
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Coffee is bean water.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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you are now entering!
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Death is not only for you.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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19februholidamned
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Education is a form of murder
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DO NOT READ THIS
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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JUST THINKING
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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