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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Habeas Corpus
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Subversive is the new black.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The media lies.
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I would die for my own life.
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You are what you hate.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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This is not a pipe.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Only Americans are real humans
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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"Please feel free."
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Confront the system.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Every statement contains falsehood
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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MINDCRAFT
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The chao goes mu.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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today is under construction
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this is one sentence.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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remember to react
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I'm in this for the money.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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non serviam
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The Machine is Us.
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obamasyomama
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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read banned books
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What just happened?
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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