Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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What poor gods we do make.
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Click here to win.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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What could possibly go wrong?
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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fuck it we ball
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Republican patriot fakers
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Tear off all your labels.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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adjust your tie.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Robots bleed red
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Reading is not understanding.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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In the long run we are all dead.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Habeas Corpus
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Please go away.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Never trust what you read.
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But we'll never survive!
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Don't worry, be metal
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That was a bad idea.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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