Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Please look away immediately.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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our bored brains need information overload
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Not a Restroom
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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private property created crime
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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annoy the boring
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Beware of falling hammers
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I was young and I needed the money
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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We are watching you
#3077 -316 = 2669 - 2985 - +
down with lies?
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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DUCK !!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Laws make criminals.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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fuck bitches, get money.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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I saw what you did just now
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Robots bleed red
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Apocalypse!
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Why didn't you?
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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an elite is inevitable
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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And I thought I was original!
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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I think you came to late.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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take nothing for granted
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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