Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The real Supreme Court meets up here
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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What is it with you and money?
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i redundant already.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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The future is history.
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happy happens
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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often you should act like you are sexless
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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It's later than you think.
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inheritance must be abolished
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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even your family can betray you
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Paradox isn't.
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ignorance is hell.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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farts in jars though.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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choose life
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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you sure its safe?
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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planning for the future is escapism
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Imprint your reality here.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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me me na me meme name
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get off your knees!!!!!
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ICDUC2?
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Why didn't you?
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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The new money is info.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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This sticker is upside-down.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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