Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Panic carefully
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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You know it all, don't you?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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They know you're reading this.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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This is my steakhouse.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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We Universe Itself
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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It is happening again.
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jesus hippie
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Utopia, why?
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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BUREAUCRAZY
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what i think i am
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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God is a word.
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You got away with it.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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don't postpone joy
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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I'm not dead yet!
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Fumble the bumble
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I bet you stepped in it.
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