Semi Official Memebomb Archive

that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Killing is murder
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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hope is self-replicating
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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often you should act like you are sexless
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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We are all popes of our own madness
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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What just happened?
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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The only enemy is good
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しょがない。
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Fools seldom differ
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Go directly to jail.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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NANODICK
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There ain't no justice
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DEATH SUCKS.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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I'm on thought rations
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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You Can Use Fire
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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MINDCRAFT
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re-evolution!
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Grab it and feel it
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Why didn't you?
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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mad, not angry.
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Call in Sick
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Property is theft.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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We Universe Itself
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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They think you're weird.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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