Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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In the end. there's a period.
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unleash infinity
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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fun or doom
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Because and effect.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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My armor is contempt
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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The revolution will be the same
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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You are the voice in your head.
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There are five kinds of people:
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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You might regret it.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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You made me do it
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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True love is overrated
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Life is not rhetorical.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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black lies matter
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Write this somewhere else.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Habeas Corpus
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Jesus loves war!
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Only Americans are real humans
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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