Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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This is a Meme.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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hail deep thought
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The police are your friends.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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We see what you did there.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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I am a verb and so can you!
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Albino african
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MEMESTORM
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Call in Sick
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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This bear's repeating.
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Make weirdness normal.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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BROFIST
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You know better
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Grab it and feel it
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Perception is not reality
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Life is a hard life.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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All your mistakes are performance art
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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can this really be happening to me
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This message is not for you.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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adjust your tie.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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pretend you have free will
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Because it's there.
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