Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No farms, no food, no problem.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Kill your imagination.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Such Oddacity.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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wait faster
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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I puked here
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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This sentence has never been written.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You are not your ego
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Love my label like myself
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Be excellent to each other
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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The early worm gets the bird.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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This is a pipe.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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minimeme
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Be young - shut up!
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Don't panic.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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offer very little information about yourself
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Man's character is his fate.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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You are not your self-image.
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Because and effect.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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They think you're weird.
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ask yourself this
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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suk up and pop
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NO YOU!
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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