Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop being used.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I'm better than you.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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You can't be too serious.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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You too can be No. one!
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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My armor is contempt
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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DIY
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Youthanize yourself
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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No good plan goes unpunished
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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fuck you
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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OUT OFN ORDER
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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[insert witty meme here]
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Not a Restroom
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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At the end you see it clear
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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ignorance is hell.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Somebody hates you
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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sin is a means of social control
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