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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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I GET IT!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Someone knows better than you
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Why didn't you?
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Futility is futile.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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And I thought I was original!
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Don't panic.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I don't believe you.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Your cats are my target audience
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Science is a cult
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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i will!
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Life is not only for you.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Do not believe language.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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antifart
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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you are now manually dying
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Who is the shepherd?
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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worrying can help you prepare
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there is chaos in order
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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life = murder
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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