Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Duck
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My god is bigger.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Robots bleed red
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Please go back 3 squares
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Control is not control
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Government Complaints Box
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For a good time call Eris
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Please cue at this point -->
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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being broke is childish
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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raise boys and girls the same way
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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DIY
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recluses always get weak
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Question...everything?
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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No one noticed.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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can-I-help-you's
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Please press any door to continue
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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They Live. We sleep
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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No purpose necessary
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do you think we are forever?
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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We'll make you happy
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Ateoff shitler
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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bleed for the international power
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Reality is a work in progress.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Got your knows!
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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check your assumptions
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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alzheimer macht frei
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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I have found a truth.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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