Semi Official Memebomb Archive

God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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"Please do not use other door."
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Everything I know has been to space!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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the whether is changing
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Leap before you look
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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It only gets weirder from here!
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You don't need this ----->
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Tick tick tick
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Existence is futile
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Rejoin the human race.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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The truth never set anyone free
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Read out loud.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Bow down before the one you serve
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bleed for the international power
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Why not?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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This is not here
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Don't tread on me
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Never give an inch!
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Take the RED pill.
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pretend you have free will
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Jesus was a profit.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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A king's castle is his home.
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