Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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You grok?
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Then why do you do it?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Keep quiet about this.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Normality is a luxury
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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You are now breathing manually.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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don't go with the flow
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Nature loves to hide.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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No one has died for your sins
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Every one can read your mind.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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ISABELLAH
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Private parking in Area only !
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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MURDERBIRD
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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This is not a pipe.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Prophets profit.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Confront the system.
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chance the yeti
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What is it with you and money?
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If you can this.... you can read
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Get 0%, win
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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this is certainly sort of strange
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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god believes in you!
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Believing is seeing.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Reality is only a theory
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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You don't need this ----->
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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all information is misinformation
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