Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Apocalypse!
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Do not live, do not die.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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power lies everywhere
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Deity... he's come for me
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Normal is a curve.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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even she goes poo... even she
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Simulate yourself
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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KNOW NOW
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Authorised graffiti area
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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fuck it we ball
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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i think therefore i think i am
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Confusion is paradise
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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what was i just thinking about?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Please use other door.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Think about what you are thinking
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Personally, I blame society
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Burning bush did 9/11
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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read banned books
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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