Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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what would you break without rules?
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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change is an inside job
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Less is a possibilty
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Listen to the noise.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Be less prepared.
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humor is a release
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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I've run out of things to say.
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Are you still awake?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Who are you? Why?
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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care to expand?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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My armor is contempt
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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don't go with the flow
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Life is price less.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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I was young and I needed the money
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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go down and drown'd
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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non serviam
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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worrying can help you prepare
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You are now breathing manually.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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DNA controls you!
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all things are delicately interconnected
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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everything counts in large amounts
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Are you a character or a being?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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fallin' allin
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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go within the flow
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BeLIEve
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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