Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No one is stopping you
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Feel great with purpose
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you're doing it.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Nothing is 100% true
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Average is such a mean word
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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If your not confused your wrong
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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feel better now
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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decadence can be an end in itself
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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This statement can't be trusted.
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anarchonistic
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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We see what you did there.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Utopia, why?
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Don't fart then inhale it
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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This message is not for you.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Orwell was an optimist
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Do not live, do not die.
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big brother is not watching me
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don't even talk about censorship!
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Resistance is fertile
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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No hidden window here.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Love my label like myself
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its funny cause its true
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No direction is the right direction
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Art is dangerous
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this conversation is over
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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