Semi Official Memebomb Archive

slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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keep your eyes open
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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just believing something can make it happen
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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These monsters are people
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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DUCK !!
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Jesus made a good profit
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Who told you to believe that?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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challenge your habits
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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snub backwards is buns
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Home is where the disease is
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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