Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Normality = boring-reality
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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ALWAYS IS
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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listen when your body talks
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No costume is no costume
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No one gets out alive.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Can you hear me now?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Now Accepting New Patience
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EAT BABIES
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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noise can be hostile
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Nothing is 100% true
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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problem solver or problem maker
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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All we have is words
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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You don't exist.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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fly's undone.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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you can do more than you think.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Nature loves to hide.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Pawn Takes king.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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solitude is enriching
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to be is not to be
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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the important thing is to cum...
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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averageness is a point of view
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Pretend to be real.
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hugo phurst
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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