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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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fear is information
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Support Our Fruits.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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the voice of god is just a construct
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Collapse the state of mind
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By the power of viagra
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Abandon all art NOW
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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i don't hate crime.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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this is only a test
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Hail Stones!
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Lead Ashtray
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Are you a character or a being?
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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this is one sentence.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Everything I know has been to space!
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Who watches the watchers?
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Are you interesting?
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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decency is a relative thing
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Get ready for this.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Normality is a luxury
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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eeeee, be mite
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Your computer is lying to you.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Apocalypse!
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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