Semi Official Memebomb Archive

an elite is inevitable
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Darwin Hates You.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Property is theft.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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me me na me meme name
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Taze a kitten!
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you are now entering!
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Two-faced book
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Don't panic.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Defective for our future.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Leadership means taxes
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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somebody stop me. please.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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fuck it we ball
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Conventions are lazy.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Believing is seeing.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Your cats are my target audience
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Laugh
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Go on, I won't tell.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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