Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Tune out the signal.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Don't panic.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Open horse fucking
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Do you find this question offensive?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Maybe you're a product too
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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never fear goddess is here
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These words mean nothing.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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the keepers of time are robots.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Kook cain
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Was it worth it?
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Government Complaints Box
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Green paper makes me happy!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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No purpose necessary
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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escape from libtardia.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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This side up.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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It's good to be the King.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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And a cat in every bag.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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you are now breathing automatically
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Everything you know is wrong!
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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