Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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How necessary are you?
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Head Your mind!
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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somebody stop me. please.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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BeLIEve
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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The toof will set you fwee.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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This is inappropriate
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If you do it, want it.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Love scares empty hearts
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Perception is not reality
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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The Machine is Us.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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God is a word.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Please go away.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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don't postpone joy
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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This is a mindjacking!
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