Semi Official Memebomb Archive

abuse of power comes as no surprise
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exciting controversy
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Question reality.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Bow down before the one you serve
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its funny cause its true
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Roots are for vegetables
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That's what she said.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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I'm in this for the money.
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These monsters are people
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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listen to the silence
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Question...everything?
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Things you own end up owning you
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Rebel against this command.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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You did it.
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bleed for the international power
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using force to stop force is absurd
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Security without freedom is prison.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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today is under construction
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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