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Temptoe through the toolies
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Are you still awake?
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Have you been alive lately?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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check your assumptions
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Do you want a cookie?
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Please look away immediately.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Soil isn't a document
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Only the insane prosper
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Confront the system.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Be young - shut up!
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Step on a crack
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Fuck semantics!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Reinvent retardation.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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happy happens
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Are you a character or a being?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Stamp out bad eggs
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Call in Sick
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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STOP TALKING.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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supplementing my permanent record
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