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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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To be happy is a new notion
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[Verification needed]
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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This is an advertisement
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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I'll be back.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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This sentence is false.
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You are now thinking manually.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Confront the system.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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WAKE UP.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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You are hearing voices
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The truth never set anyone free
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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I'm not dead.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Don't panic.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Reality is only a theory
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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