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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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i'm just as god remade me
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Oops bi did it again
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The Sanity is IN.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Get ready for this.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Jesus is 6.
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True love is overrated
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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self-awareness can be crippling
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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You're No. One
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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what did you lap up today?
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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But we'll never survive!
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Percepi et esse.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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WARNING: And how!
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Very vinnie voorhees
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Read less, live more.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Panic carefully
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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the past is dead country
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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My armor is contempt
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