Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Confront the system.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Step on a crack
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Normal is a curve.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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There is no more revolution;
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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wacked lives shatter
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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fuck it we ball
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Invent a problem
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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minimalism is about the details
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Don't believe everything you think.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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go within the flow
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Do not read this message.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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I'm on thought rations
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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And I thought I was original!
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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If its to be its up to me
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hate love - love hate
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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I puked here
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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EAT BABIES
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It is happening again.
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KNOW SHIT!
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People are Human.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Why are you too good to die?
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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escape from libtardia.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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get into the way!
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pretend you have free will
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Impeach the constitution
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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