Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are now breathing manually.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Pain = stupidity
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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don't forget what you already know
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Be excellent to each other
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Repetition is a form of change.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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If you can this.... you can read
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Chaste makes waste.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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No one noticed.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Dare to be stupid.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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raw backwards is war
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don't postpone joy
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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you left the iron on.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Strike any user to continue.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Pwn free and clear.
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Don't quote this
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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its not. but maybe
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Some farts go poof.
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slack lives matter
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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morals are for little people
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The future is history.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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The Game
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You don't exist.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Today is the day.
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