Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Mission accomplished.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Common sense is neither.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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The truth never set anyone free
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Reality is only a theory
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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what is future
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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This is now part of your day.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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zombies like you
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Don't panic.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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-hyphencypher-
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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you're it, no backsies
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Read less, live more.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Should we start over?
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the city is upstairs
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