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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Subversive is the new black.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Maybe you're a product too
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Please clean up after your god.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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You got away with it.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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decency is a relative thing
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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i believe that children are the futile
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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non serviam
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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the whether is changing
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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JUST THINKING
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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slack lives matter
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Why are you masturbating?
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Gamergate was here
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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BeLIEve
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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don't go with the flow
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Suffering is Optional...
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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"I can't breed!"
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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BROFIST
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Consider just thinking about it.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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golfers are the illuminati
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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