Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You're so ironic it's expected.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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That's what she said.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Examine the following:
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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ignorance is hell.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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you sure its safe?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Your computer is lying to you.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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God is dead, long live God
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Cums
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Hoard anything you can't download
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Elite Populist
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Nature loves to hide.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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History is written by the winners
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Specialization is for insects
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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all things are delicately interconnected
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bleed for the international power
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You should pay more attention.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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keep your eyes open
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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this post scares me
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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i wish i had tried.
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Republican patriot fakers
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there is chaos in order
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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the revolution will not realised
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Politics is war by other means
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You know it all, don't you?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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