Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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BeLIEve
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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d's nutz
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Every one can read your mind.
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the future is here now
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Ban Censorship!
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Then why do you do it?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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It's never too late to start.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Collect to reject
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Eating the menu?
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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words tend to be inadequate
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I GET IT!
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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an elite is inevitable
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Neither God nor master!
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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138 dys ony sos
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Is there anybody in between there?
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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There is no help.
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i browse eye brows.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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