Semi Official Memebomb Archive

that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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We're behaving like insects
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Don't panic.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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TV Sets the Channel
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Robots bleed red
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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all norms are social.
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Save us from salvation
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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psychicdelic
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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it's a headless blunder
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Do you want a cookie?
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Reading is not understanding.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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You're already in its belly.
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i redundant already.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Never mind that.
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life = murder
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Adapt or die!
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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For a good time call Eris
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This message is false
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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choice != control
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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