Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Disorder is order.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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We have this area under surveillance
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Confusion is paradise
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[insert witty meme here]
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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"Please feel free."
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Do you think that went well?
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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There's no such thing as nothing
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Albino african
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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I just love the way you hate
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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You are now trapped.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Kook cain
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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You are literate
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Violence never settles anything.
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getting even is odd.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Don't panic.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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You are what you hate.
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