Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Some farts go poop.
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"Please do not use other door."
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Check Mate!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The truth never set anyone free
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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God is a word.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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ALWAYS IS
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Don't forget to die
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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We're behaving like insects
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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You are now trapped.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Knowing is hard.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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hungry? eat me.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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You're on your own now
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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self-awareness can be crippling
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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But I'm already repressed!
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I puked here
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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