Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Coffee is bean water.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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stay human
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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This message is not for you.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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BROFIST
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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God is a word.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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i'm just as god remade me
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nothing is something
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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the revolution will not realised
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Think about what you are thinking
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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wishing things away is not effective
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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solitude is enriching
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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asshole
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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#6546
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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No pain, no pain.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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