Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never mind that.
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description is more important than metaphor
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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fututio, non verba.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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Politics is war by other means
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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This is an advertisement
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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wait,
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Why not?
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our bored brains need information overload
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Fuck god
I love her
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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The following statement is not true:
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Everybody knows.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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-hyphencypher-
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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everyone's work is equally important
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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scratch'n'sniff
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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the future is here now
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Find your passion for apathy
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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They are hunting dogs.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Reality is only a theory
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JUST THINKING
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ICDUC2?
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Vanilla extract
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