Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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This statement can't be trusted.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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i never always win.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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No one is stopping you
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Vegetables are murder.
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What if you're the one?
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But we'll never survive!
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Get 0%, win
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Futility is futile.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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You're already in its belly.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Defective for our future.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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[Citation Needed]
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what i think i am
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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repetition is the best way to learn
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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At the end you see it clear
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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I've run out of things to say.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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not valid without receipt
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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People are revolting
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you left the iron on.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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PROLIFUCK
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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