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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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I'm done counting statistics.
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the whether is changing
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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humor is a release
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World's Best Dad
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Ban Censorship!
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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technology will make or break us
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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this is only a test
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fear is information
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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What could possibly go wrong?
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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adjust your tie.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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I don't exist.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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They think you're weird.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Will what you do
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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But we'll never survive!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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This is not simply entertainment.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Yes i did .
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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iPods are made of people!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Free Baser Evil!
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Read out loud.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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You are now breathing manually.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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There is nothing hidden here.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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such is the war.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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fuck bitches, get money.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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