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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Critique Thyself
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Head Your mind!
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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the past is dead country
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Robots bleed red
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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jesus hippie
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the important thing is to cum...
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Bored people are boring people.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Achacha
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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raw backwards is war
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Albino african
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Try Dying.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Don't forget to die
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Vanilla extract
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Wit happens.
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Why didn't you?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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'slanguage
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solitude is enriching
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Believing is seeing.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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