Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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decency is a relative thing
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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This is 'not cricket'.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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I'm already against the next war.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Disorder is order.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Are you living in the real world?
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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FOREVER ALONE
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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you are now entering!
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Freedom is a party
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Stupidity is a talent.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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choose life
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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It's later than you think.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Orwell was an optimist
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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