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You can't buy fun like this
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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you left the iron on.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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I am high, bye
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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hail deep thought
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Grab it and feel it
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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i wish i had tried.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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I saw what you did just now
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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JUST THINKING
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I think you came to late.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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The future is history.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Please use your natural reaction.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Ethos under desconstruction
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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PANTS?
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Just do it.
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August Victoria hospital
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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you can even marry harry
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getting even is odd.
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Reality is only a theory
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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To be free today means to participate.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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You are what you hate.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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fuck bitches, get money.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Common sense is neither.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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