Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Right now, someone is having fun without you
#5072 -348 = 2733 - 3081 - +
Marx invented capitalism.
#5607 -373 = 2858 - 3231 - +
Language is speaking you.
#1936 -410 = 3527 - 3937 - +
If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
#1636 -293 = 3051 - 3344 - +
To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
#6486 -535 = 2436 - 2971 - +
What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
#3151 -443 = 3163 - 3606 - +
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
#950 -262 = 3298 - 3560 - +
It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
#4418 -326 = 2842 - 3168 - +
Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
#2380 -311 = 2877 - 3188 - +
he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
#6419 -577 = 3260 - 3837 - +
You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
#5816 -385 = 3074 - 3459 - +
THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
#6224 -379 = 3758 - 4137 - +
What just happened?
#3697 -315 = 3230 - 3545 - +
Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -307 = 3307 - 3614 - +
Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
#2252 -364 = 2920 - 3284 - +
It's not the length 0r the humility
#5638 -314 = 2854 - 3168 - +
pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
#2347 -327 = 2482 - 2809 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -514 = 2629 - 3143 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -282 = 4282 - 4564 - +
onion rings are vegetable donuts
#5606 -339 = 2530 - 2869 - +
Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
#1283 -369 = 2859 - 3228 - +
No matter how good it is, there's always better.
#2137 -315 = 2976 - 3291 - +
Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
#1241 -275 = 2794 - 3069 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -350 = 3181 - 3531 - +
Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
#1154 -321 = 3447 - 3768 - +
We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
#3103 -260 = 3241 - 3501 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 -379 = 3120 - 3499 - +
everyone's work is equally important
#1189 -292 = 3203 - 3495 - +
Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
#6425 -767 = 3366 - 4133 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
#6287 -522 = 4164 - 4686 - +
the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
#4817 -342 = 3180 - 3522 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -247 = 4424 - 4671 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -321 = 4108 - 4429 - +
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
#6217 -395 = 3687 - 4082 - +
Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
#2172 -284 = 3125 - 3409 - +
Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
#6431 -726 = 3380 - 4106 - +
No one has died for your sins
#2146 -315 = 3520 - 3835 - +
Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
#1231 -303 = 3892 - 4195 - +
the most profound things are inexpressible
#2723 -275 = 2916 - 3191 - +
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
#1902 -412 = 2846 - 3258 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
#2600 -180 = 3623 - 3803 - +
This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
#4310 -225 = 3391 - 3616 - +
They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
#5180 -406 = 3026 - 3432 - +
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
#2176 -335 = 2972 - 3307 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
#6326 -803 = 4057 - 4860 - +
BELIEVING KILLS
#4012 -355 = 2868 - 3223 - +
Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
#3066 -364 = 3355 - 3719 - +
Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
#4806 -331 = 3423 - 3754 - +
dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
#5475 -291 = 3183 - 3474 - +
The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -279 = 3865 - 4144 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -71 = 4562 - 4633 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -393 = 3284 - 3677 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4621 -304 = 3516 - 3820 - +
The revolution will be the same
#2770 -526 = 3159 - 3685 - +
We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
#3071 -312 = 3384 - 3696 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -344 = 2932 - 3276 - +
The following statement is not true:
#2674 -296 = 2878 - 3174 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -185 = 1335 - 1520 - +
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
#1041 -403 = 3175 - 3578 - +
In case of Emergency, Break Class.
#3792 -326 = 3223 - 3549 - +
Life is not a free show...the price is life.
#1971 -322 = 2636 - 2958 - +
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
#5631 -368 = 2725 - 3093 - +
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
#577 -284 = 2943 - 3227 - +
 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
#5385 -330 = 2844 - 3174 - +
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
#1646 -301 = 3610 - 3911 - +
its funny cause its true
#1883 -317 = 2698 - 3015 - +
Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -293 = 3462 - 3755 - +
This is not a meme.
#4302 -294 = 3164 - 3458 - +
IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
#4653 -367 = 2748 - 3115 - +
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
#6327 -645 = 3939 - 4584 - +
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
#5723 -401 = 2837 - 3238 - +
ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
#5703 -378 = 2912 - 3290 - +
One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
#4556 -277 = 2878 - 3155 - +
History is written by the winners
#1429 -316 = 2763 - 3079 - +
true freedom is frightful
#2999 -203 = 3689 - 3892 - +
What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
#3824 -314 = 3966 - 4280 - +
Quick, while no one is looking!
#2361 -323 = 3287 - 3610 - +
Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
#1138 -338 = 2940 - 3278 - +
If you can read this, you're in range.
#1682 -331 = 2939 - 3270 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -328 = 3247 - 3575 - +
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
#2111 -312 = 2866 - 3178 - +
Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
#5290 -605 = 2669 - 3274 - +
war is a purification rite
#3053 -290 = 2507 - 2797 - +
I shit you not.
#4348 -339 = 2696 - 3035 - +
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
#3357 -349 = 2857 - 3206 - +
You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
#3299 -295 = 3043 - 3338 - +
The chao goes mu.
#5635 -266 = 3070 - 3336 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -305 = 3876 - 4181 - +
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
#5628 -369 = 2578 - 2947 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -414 = 3375 - 3789 - +
Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
#2260 -380 = 3062 - 3442 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -282 = 3508 - 3790 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -344 = 3206 - 3550 - +
This sticker written on the internet.
#2938 -334 = 3682 - 4016 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -331 = 3433 - 3764 - +
........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
#569 -290 = 3539 - 3829 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 -309 = 3292 - 3601 - +
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
#926 -359 = 2817 - 3176 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -280 = 3907 - 4187 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2116 = 6106 - 8222 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project