Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Legalize poverty
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Normal
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Defective for our future.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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minimalism is about the big picture
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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re-evolution!
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deceive regularly
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Don't be naive.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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What if you're the one?
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Politics is war by other means
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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That's just what I believe
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Great! Doesn't it
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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delusions comfy enough?
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Kilmalosa323
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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travelight
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Why are you too good to die?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Fait accompli...
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Free
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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