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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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You are Powerful!
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No pain, no pain.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Secrecy kills.
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minimeme
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I'm in this for the money.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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I would die for my own life.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Clara mascara
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Try Dying.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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PANTS?
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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This is a thought free zone.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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BROFIST
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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But we'll never survive!
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Kill your Idle
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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You too can be No. one!
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God is an excuse.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Fight Me
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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That makes sense
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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are you wearing that?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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It's not my struggle
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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People are Human.
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war is a purification rite
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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