Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Use only as directed.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Love scares empty hearts
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you left the iron on.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Fools seldom differ
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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care to expand?
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Confront the system.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Mission accomplished.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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i browse eye brows.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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This is where I get off...
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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God is a word.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Percepi et esse.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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But we'll never survive!
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Poetry is in the street.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Newfags can't triforce
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If you want it, do it.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Everybody knows.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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wait,
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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This is now part of your day.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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