Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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We see what you did there.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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an elite is inevitable
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Language is speaking you.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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JUST THINKING
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Your cats are my target audience
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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You are not your self-image.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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You are the opposition!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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