Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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