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i believe that children are the futile
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Free? Prove it!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Scene and Herd.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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the past is dead country
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re-evolution!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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How did you get here?
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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obamasyomama
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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DEATH SUCKS.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Do not read this.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Question reality.
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Get 0%, win
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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solitude is enriching
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Confront the system.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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one love
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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All we have is words
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There is no help.
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Try to remember
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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you're doing it.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Have a good day, or die.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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If you can this.... you can read
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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