Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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this conversation is over
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Do what you want to say
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TITS
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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out of nothing comes something
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Security Through Obscurity
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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You're standing in it now.
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Who watches the watchers?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Critique Thyself
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this is a interdistraction
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This is the distraction.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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really
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Cums
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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You should pay more attention.
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love to see it happen
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Laws make criminals.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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HAIL TETRIS!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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God is an excuse.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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