Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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No purpose necessary
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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pink is ok, too
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Five is a demon.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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The dead define culture
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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This message is not for you.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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challenge your habits
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Find your passion for apathy
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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drama often obscures the real issues
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Don't panic.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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STOP TALKING.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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And I thought I was original!
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this is one sentence.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Hail Stones!
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homestuck
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Utopia, why?
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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some hacks hoax
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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The chao goes mu.
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World's Best Dad
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Question...everything?
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Confusion is paradise
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No direction is the right direction
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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