Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the city is upstairs
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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The future is history.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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I really like writing on walls
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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The chao goes mu.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Believing is seeing.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Bored people are boring people.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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NANODICK
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Coitus ergo sum.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Hail Stones!
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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You got away with it.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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It's never too late to start.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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What is the first question?
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Government Complaints Box
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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know it's naught!
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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All men are created unequal.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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