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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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offer very little information about yourself
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Keep up and be ahead
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Yes you are.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Down is the new up!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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These monsters are people
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Feel great with purpose
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Rebel against this command.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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listen when your body talks
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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fear your friends
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Are you a character or a being?
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Government Complaints Box
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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meet us in orbit
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Things you own end up owning you
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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This sign is not for you.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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