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D3mocr4cy
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Collect to reject
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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How are you reading this?
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Leadership means taxes
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Achacha
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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There ain't no justice
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Can I ask you a second question?
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We'll make you happy
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lord of the memes...
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Oops bi did it again
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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minimalism is about the details
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Normality = boring-reality
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Difference engenders hate.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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DEATH SUCKS.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Hallucination is no private matter
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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land of the fee
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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laws make legislatures
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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the whether is changing
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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