Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes
Based on the GPL Kwotes Project