Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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