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Time Takes Care of All problems
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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I do hesitate to ask.
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fuck it we ball
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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i believe that children are the futile
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stasis is a dream state
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Suicide is against the law!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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offer very little information about yourself
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Jesus loves war!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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the important thing is to cum...
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Hail Stones!
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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God bless the kufar
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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change is an inside job
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There is where you say something stupid.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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-hyphencypher-
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Is there anybody in between there?
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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everyone's work is equally important
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Laugh
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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what was i just thinking about?
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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