Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Beware of false profits
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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The truth never set anyone free
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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the posthumous will judge.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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to whom it may concern,
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What Would Paris Do?
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Open horse fucking
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Make it so!
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Roll again.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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How are you reading this?
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Theft is liberty
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Only rats stay bought
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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noise can be hostile
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Congregation, please be seated
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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No, you're not a rebel.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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