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some hacks hoax
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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words tend to be inadequate
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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raw backwards is war
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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fly's undone.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Try to remember
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Two-faced book
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Make it so!
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Lego my Ego
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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no absolutes!
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politics is used for personal gain
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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This side up.
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This isn't all true.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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iPods are made of people!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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In here we're all anemic.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Kilmalosa323
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There is nothing hidden here.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Soil isn't a document
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Civilization is sterilization.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Darwin Hates You.
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At the end you see it clear
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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