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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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There are no gold prisons
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can this really be happening to me
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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anarchonistic
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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its funny cause its true
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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It's a trap!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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check your assumptions
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Why are you too good to die?
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Death is not only for you.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Of course you realize this means war.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Let's be cruel!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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this is a interdistraction
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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SILENCE
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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