Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Save the banks lol
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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one love
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Don't panic.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Give me liberty or, else.
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That's what she said.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Some farts go poof.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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wishing things away is not effective
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Do not read this message.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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the past is dead country
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Slippery when slick
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Smoke fish.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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This sentence is false.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Oh, no, not again.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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I could only masquerade
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Context does.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Knowing is hard.
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never fear goddess is here
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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exciting controversy
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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'slanguage
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Never trust what you read.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Republican patriot fakers
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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