Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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i wish i had tried.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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fnord
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Don't forget to die
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Don't be naive.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Think while it's still illegal
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Love's as good as soma!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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know it's naught!
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Good luck on your exam.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Today is the day.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Suicide is against the law!
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Context does.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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raise boys and girls the same way
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Check Mate!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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hate love - love hate
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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BROFIST
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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decadence can be an end in itself
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Common sense is neither.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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There ain't no justice
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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No direction is the right direction
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Down is the new up!
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Violence never settles anything.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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choose life
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I could only masquerade
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Hoard anything you can't download
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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â–²
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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NO YOU!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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