Semi Official Memebomb Archive

pain can be a very positive thing
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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wait,
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Break a pattern today.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Killing is murder
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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a name means a lot just by itself
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here...catch!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Why are you masturbating?
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There are no gold prisons
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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DO NOT WANT.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Legalize poverty
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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love to see it happen
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I'm not dead.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Leap before you look
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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This is where I get off...
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Everybody knows.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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this is one sentence.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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