Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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escape from libtardia.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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i wish i had tried.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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I see what you did there.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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ban censorship!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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The beginning of the end is T
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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levity sucks.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Browsers for Genocide
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ask yourself this
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Security Through Obscurity
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I puked here
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Your mother was lying
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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If its to be, its up to me
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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world wide eyed
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Feel great on purpose.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Pawn Takes king.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The truth never set anyone free
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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It's later than you think.
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life = murder
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No perception leads to self deception.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Laws make criminals.
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