Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Existence is futile
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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homestuck
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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we need some new cliches
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the posthumous will judge.
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Explain your sense of self
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Imprint your reality here.
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description is more important than metaphor
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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DNA controls you!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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My body is clay for me to mold
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I am the voice in your head.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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i can't do that yet.
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jesus hippie
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Tear off all your labels.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Fumble the bumble
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Oh, no, not again.
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No one gets out alive.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Think outside the book.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Read out loud.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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decadence can be an end in itself
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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black lies matter
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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hungry? eat me.
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Appreciate Chaos
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Don't be naive.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Plan early, plan twice
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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