No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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