Semi Official Memebomb Archive

remember to react
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Go directly to jail.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Let us prey
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"Please feel free."
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This message is false
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Knowing is hard.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Private parking in Area only !
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Dare to be stupid.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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a name means a lot just by itself
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Imprint your reality here.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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you left the iron on.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Tear off all your labels.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Ateoff shitler
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Security through Obesity
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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