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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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What poor gods we do make.
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It's later than you think.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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brobama
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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MEMESTORM
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Abel had no descendants.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Cadres decide everything.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Coffee is bean water.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Holy shit look over there --->
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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what a drag it is getting sold
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What are you doing?!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Hail Stones!
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Antisemitism is a gas
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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MINDCRAFT
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Try to outlive these words.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Stop being used.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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wait faster
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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