Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Noone knows our destination.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Good luck on your exam.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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god believes in you!
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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automation is deadly
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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The future is history.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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I'll be back.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Everybody knows.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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some hacks hoax
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Secrecy kills.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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It's never too late to start.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Self improvement is masturbation
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Very vinnie voorhees
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my head hurts worse than yours
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All that is colossal is fraud
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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The Universe is just a short poem
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Defective for our future.
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You too can be No. one!
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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We are here to grow our souls
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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HAIL TETRIS!
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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KNOW SHIT!
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hugo phurst
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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This statement can't be trusted.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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fear your friends
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Killing is murder
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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practice random acts
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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offer very little information about yourself
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