Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you sophisticated? Good.
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there is chaos in order
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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This is inappropriate
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History is written by the winners
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Explain your sense of self
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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I'm done counting statistics.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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I know what you did last summer...
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Why are you too good to die?
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Youthanize yourself
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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FOREVER ALONE
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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DNA controls you!
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Specialization is for insects
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Do not live, do not die.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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You know what I always say...
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Abstinence is perverted
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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I could only masquerade
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Killing is murder
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I am GOD here!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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expressing anger is necessary
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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