Semi Official Memebomb Archive

 
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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They are hunting dogs.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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you sure its safe?
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Albino african
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Elite Populist
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golfers are the illuminati
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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d's nutz
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Terror is what you make of it.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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ux = bb is watching you
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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The Game
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Make it so!
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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There ain't no justice
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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wait!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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happy happens
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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For a good time, please call 000.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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They're catching up to you!
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Measure once, cut twice
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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DUCK !!
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randy savage died for your sins
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Mission accomplished.
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You are the opposition!
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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noise can be hostile
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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This is an advertisement
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Paradox isn't.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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categorizing fear is calming
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farts in jars though.
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