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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Nothing real requires faith.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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after birth is before death
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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mttv
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Do you find this question offensive?
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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You made me do it
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Reinvent retardation.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Do what you want to say
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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fututio, non verba.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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alzheimer macht frei
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Grate with purpose
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There is no mainstream.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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I'm not dead.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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minimalism is about the details
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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humor is a release
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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do you think we are forever?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Feel great on purpose.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Repetition is a form of change.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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What poor gods we do make.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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