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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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These could go together, or be separate.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Lol, reality.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Context does.
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No one is stopping you
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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words tend to be inadequate
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Be excellent to each other
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The future is history.
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love to see it happen
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We'll make you happy
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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meet us in orbit
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Only rats stay bought
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Why don't you mind?!
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Fight Me
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DO NOT WANT.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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all norms are social.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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It is happening again.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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you left the iron on.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Break a pattern today.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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IGNore fnords
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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How am I not who I Am?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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