Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THIS MACHINE LIES
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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step one: build a better idiot
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i just changed the world
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You can't buy fun like this
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this conversation isnt over
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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fathers often use too much force
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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love your enemy
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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I really like writing on walls
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Let's be cruel!
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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This message is false
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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world wide eyed
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Don't be naive.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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If its to be its up to me
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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its funny cause its true
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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It's later than you think.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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I think you came to late.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Language is speaking you.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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