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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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