Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Don't forget to die
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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private property created crime
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Avert thy gaze!
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Malpractice makes perfect
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Authorised graffiti area
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It's not my struggle
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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When was the first time you felt great?
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mostly you should mind your own business
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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what? do you think?
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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categorizing fear is calming
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Recycle your pets
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Revelations will not be televised.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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yeah, i know.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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You always love the ones you hurt
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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This is a thought free zone.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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These monsters are people
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Appreciate Chaos
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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