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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Private parking in Area only !
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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The Sanity is IN.
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You made me do it
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i dont really know anything.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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There's no such thing as a free world
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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It is happening again.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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theft is the liberty of property
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check your assumptions
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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I have found a truth.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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The dead define culture
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Who's life are you living?
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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NANODICK
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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If you want it, do it.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Ban Censorship!
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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here...catch!
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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