Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you sure? Why not?
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Not all people are human.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Write this somewhere else.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Free? Prove it!
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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This message is false
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Have a nice day. Or else
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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So, read any good books lately?
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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zombies like you
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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I just love the way you hate
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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our bored brains need information overload
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It might be worth it.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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This is where i get off.
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That makes sense
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The following statement is not true:
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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A king's castle is his home.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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even she goes poo... even she
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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All employees are forbidden.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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