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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Albino african
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Free
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I saw what you did just now
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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SCORPION PIE
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Take the RED pill.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Are you a character or a being?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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i will!
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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We saw her duck.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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That makes sense
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Have you been alive lately?
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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This town needs an enema.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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humanism is obsolete
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an elite is inevitable
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Context does.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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even your family can betray you
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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