Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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brobama
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I was young and I needed the money
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Don't tread on me
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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You know what I always say...
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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You got away with it.
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It's later than you think.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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MAKE IT STOP
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Everybody knows.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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politics is used for personal gain
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Not all people are human.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Science is a cult
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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He who laughs, lasts.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Failure takes practice
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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