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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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what? do you think?
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Darwin Hates You.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Be all that you can be
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
#5018 -207 = 2923 - 3130 - +
There is nothing hidden here.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Convictions cause convicts.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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education is everywhere
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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My god is bigger.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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averageness is a point of view
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Orwell was right.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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such is the war.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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an elite is inevitable
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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one love
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You are one of the masks
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