Semi Official Memebomb Archive

jesus is coming. look busy.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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levity sucks.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Shit Floats.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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wacked lives shatter
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Lead Ashtray
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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chance the yeti
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Why didn't you?
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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What is it with you and money?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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-hyphencypher-
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Can I askew a question?
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You don't need this ----->
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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raw backwards is war
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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PROLIFUCK
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Reality is only a theory
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