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Free will is compulsory.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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You were alone before they left you
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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People are blinky
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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to whom it may concern,
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Don't tread on me
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i never always win.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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hail deep thought
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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You are now breathing manually.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Be all that you can be
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Pretend you're not pretending
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everything that's interesting is new
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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No one gets out alive.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Everything happens for no reason
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Save us from salvation
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Private parking in Area only !
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pink is ok, too
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Suffering is Optional...
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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fat people think they are fat.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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You got away with it.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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kill someone today
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Think outside which box?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Neither God nor master!
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Support Our Fruits.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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no absolutes!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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PROLIFUCK
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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