Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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today is under construction
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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My armor is contempt
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Nature loves to hide.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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i just changed the world
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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All we have is words
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Tick tick tick
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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such is the war.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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action causes more trouble than thought
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Violence never settles anything.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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I know what you did last summer...
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Suffering is Optional...
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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You're on your own now
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Wit happens.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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never fear goddess is here
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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hail deep thought
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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I hate prejudiced people.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Don't panic.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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