Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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MAKE IT STOP
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Don't knock opportunity
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all information is misinformation
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Pretend you're not pretending
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Pwn free and clear.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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love to see it happen
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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This sticker written on the internet.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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You might regret it.
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step one: build a better idiot
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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black lies matter
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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the past is dead country
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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i believe that children are the futile
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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offer very little information about yourself
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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God bless the kufar
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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No direction is the right direction
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Fuck semantics!
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I'll be back.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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