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Kwote Zero
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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What is the first question?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Reality is only a theory
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Kook cain
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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You're standing in it now.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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an elite is inevitable
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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This message is false
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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never fear goddess is here
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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BUREAUCRAZY
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If you do it, want it.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Everybody knows.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Tune out the signal.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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categorizing fear is calming
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Try to remember
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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wait faster
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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