Semi Official Memebomb Archive

revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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How do you get all those coins?
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read banned books
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Why are you too good to die?
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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You are Powerful!
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Oh, no, not again.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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They think you're weird.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Why not?
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Don't forget to die
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Pain = stupidity
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Question lobotomy.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Knowing is hard.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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These words mean nothing.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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physical culture is second best
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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People are Human.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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god believes in you!
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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