Semi Official Memebomb Archive

SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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[citation needed]
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Hallucination is no private matter
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fathers often use too much force
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Everything you know... is just that.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Reality is only a theory
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Did I just say that out loud?
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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laws make legislatures
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Work is a four letter word.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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WARNING: And how!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Have that mole checked out
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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lord of the memes...
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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JUST THINKING
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Who is the shepherd?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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you are now entering!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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