Semi Official Memebomb Archive

how do you enforce "gun control"?
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You always love the ones you hurt
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Jesus was a profit.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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labels are not all inclusive
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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fallin' allin
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Then why do you do it?
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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WARNING: And how!
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Every one can read your mind.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Use only as directed.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Please go back 3 squares
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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fuck you
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Kill Your Idols.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Fait accompli...
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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This message isn't for you
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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mttv
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Be excellent to each other
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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