Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Fight Me
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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This is now part of your day.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Infect Yourself.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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If its to be, its up to me
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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somebody stop me. please.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Have a good day, or die.
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It happened to you too
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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My moral standing is lying down.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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All generalisations are false
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Operatives are standing by.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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No purpose necessary
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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This message is not for you.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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You did it.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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