Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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jesus hippie
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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go fuck yourself
No really
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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this conversation is over
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Dick.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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You are literate
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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I know what you did last summer...
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Step on a crack
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Great! Doesn't it
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offer very little information about yourself
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And I thought I was original!
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Negation is definition
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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i know that i don't know.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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the medium is the mode
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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i will!
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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wait!
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Vanilla extract
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Collapse the state of mind
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It's not my struggle
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Quit the shit
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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