Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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read banned books
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Be a badass
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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All myths are modern
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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At the end you see it clear
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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You're on your own now
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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How am I not who I Am?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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"Please feel free."
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Your smile or your life
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Jesus loves war!
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Impeach the constitution
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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This is Not an Exist.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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You might regret it.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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everything that's interesting is new
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Think about what you are thinking
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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