Semi Official Memebomb Archive

History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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the revolution will not realised
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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It's good to be the King.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Kook cain
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I think the terrorists just won.
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We're behaving like insects
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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change your mind
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Hellen back
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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private property created crime
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The only way to get money is from other people
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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You might regret it.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Don't think
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Read out loud.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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what did you lap up today?
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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We see what you did there.
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In here we're all anemic.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Ye of many faiths
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Was it worth it?
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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No one noticed.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Superstition is bad luck.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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