Semi Official Memebomb Archive

phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Your ego is biohazard
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Hokum all ye faithful
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Roll again.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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wait!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Robots bleed red
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the revolution will not realised
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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ignorance is hell.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Popes needed
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God is dead, long live God
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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If its to be its up to me
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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No direction is the right direction
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you read my fucking mind
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I shit you not.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Disorder is order.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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This is Not an Exist.
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the city is upstairs
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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DIY
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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fnord
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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you can do more than you think.
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You know better
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You woke up for this?
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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This side up.
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