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Don't tread on me
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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you left the iron on.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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The dead define culture
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Shit Floats.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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irony is too mainstream for me
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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all roads lead to qumran
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PROLIFUCK
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Then why do you do it?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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If you want it, do it.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Context does.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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the city is upstairs
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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please change beliefs
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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ask yourself this
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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IMOK
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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You are only happy by accident.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Violators will be fisted.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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