Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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This statement is a lie.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Reinvent retardation.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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I think you came to late.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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moderation kills the spirit
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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poonerism
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Marx invented capitalism.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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don't postpone joy
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Hokum all ye faithful
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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i never always win.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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to be is not to be
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The Game
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Terror is what you make of it.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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That's what she said.
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I love you too.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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you left the iron on.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Someone knows better than you
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The Truth Hertz.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Be a badass
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care to expand?
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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You're still playing by their rules!
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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fear your friends
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Why are you so sure?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Peace is a graveyard.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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