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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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giant skeleton factory
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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farts in jars though.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Chaste makes waste.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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randy savage died for your sins
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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annoy the boring
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Life is a hard life.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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The door is the key.
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Fight Me
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Love's as good as soma!
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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I am high, bye
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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In here we're all anemic.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Free Baser Evil!
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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I GET IT!
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Critique Thyself
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Take no shit, take a crap
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Hail Stones!
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Soil isn't a document
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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The Truth Hertz.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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someone should do something about that
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The trick is whatever happens next
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we need some new cliches
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Avert thy gaze!
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It's good to be the King.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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