Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We saw her duck.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Down is the new up!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Measure once, cut twice
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just say know
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ICDUC2?
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I think you came to late.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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How am I not myself?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Five is a demon.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Smoke fish.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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It's always today.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Kilmalosa323
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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DO NOT READ THIS
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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i think therefore i think i am
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Let's be cruel!
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Grate with purpose
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TV Sets the Channel
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Life is not only for you.
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