Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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I love you.
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apologies
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JUST THINKING
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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war is a purification rite
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rattlesnakes are epic
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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And a cat in every bag.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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listen when your body talks
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Have that mole checked out
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Are you living in the real world?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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ice 4 eyes
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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minimeme
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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take nothing for granted
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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No pain, no pain.
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can this really be happening to me
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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you are now manually dying
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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The truth never set anyone free
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The dead define culture
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Feel great on purpose.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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ux = bb is watching you
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Preserve disorder
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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