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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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get thee behind me greyface
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Failure takes practice
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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God is an excuse.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Theft is liberty
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Ban Censorship!
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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minimeme
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blumpkinfluffer
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Smile for the camera!
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all information is misinformation
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Strike any user to continue.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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This is a Meme.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Ateoff shitler
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You are the voice in your head.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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All you can eat, shrimp
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its funny cause its true
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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big brother is not watching me
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