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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Imprint your reality here.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Beware of false profits
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This bear's repeating.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Recycle your pets
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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That's what she said.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Be excellent to each other
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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the whether is changing
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Prop Up The System!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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EAT BABIES
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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You can't buy fun like this
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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This is where i get off.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I am GOD here!
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Plan early, plan twice
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Congregation, please be seated
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Welcome home
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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it's a headless blunder
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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We see what you did there.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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operating under the illusion
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Think outside the book.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Appreciate Chaos
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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