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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The Machine is Us.
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Duck
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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ux = bb is watching you
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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POOPEEPIE
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Vanilla extract
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humanism is obsolete
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Have a good day, or die.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Measure once, cut twice
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Freedom is a party
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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get thee behind me greyface
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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We're behaving like insects
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Science is a cult
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obamasyomama
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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The hidden factor may be you.
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My god is bigger.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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The new money is info.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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It's always today.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Paradox isn't.
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Be young - shut up!
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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god believes in you!
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Achacha
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Simulate yourself
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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is this a stupid question?
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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