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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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This is not a meme.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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I puked here
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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That was a bad idea.
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Be young - shut up!
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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listen when your body talks
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ignorance is knowledge
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Virginity can be cured.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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This is not a pipe.
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true freedom is frightful
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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wipe off that lipstick.
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You know better
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This is the age of isis
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Soil isn't a document
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Suicide is against the law!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Security through Obesity
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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i is imaginary.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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listen to the silence
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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This is not here
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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