Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Make like nature: select all.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Jesus loves war!
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Who is the shepherd?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Never trust what you read.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Gamergate was here
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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I'm better than you.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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No purpose necessary
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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somebody stop me. please.
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They think you're weird.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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There's no such thing as a free world
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Reinvent retardation.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Suicide is against the law!
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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stay human
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Noone knows our destination.
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slack lives matter
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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You might regret it.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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labels are not all inclusive
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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randy savage died for your sins
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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How did you get here?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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