Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Fight apathy or don't.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Open horse fucking
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what did you lap up today?
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Please go away.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Hail Damage Repair!
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It's good to be the King.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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remember to react
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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It is happening again.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Critique Thyself
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being happy is more important than anything else
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ux = bb is watching you
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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POOPEEPIE
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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So, read any good books lately?
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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antifart
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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mttv
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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How's that working out for you?
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History is a religion
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If you do it, want it.
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Impeach the constitution
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Feel great with purpose
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belief is priceless
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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