Semi Official Memebomb Archive

toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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ISABELLAH
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Oops bi did it again
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It is happening again.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Home is where the disease is
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adjust your tie.
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Slippery when slick
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Free
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My pockets went to Distopia
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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here...catch!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Make up your words.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Yes you are.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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[Citation Needed]
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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And a cat in every bag.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Have that mole checked out
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I have found a truth.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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the city is upstairs
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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you can live on through your descendants
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Take the RED pill.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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No purpose necessary
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Work is a four letter word.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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ignorance is hell.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Knowing is hard.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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