Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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god believes in you!
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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being broke is childish
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Listen to the noise.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Have a good day, or die.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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look above the wind.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Grab it and feel it
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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eeeee, be mite
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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you are now entering!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Everybody knows.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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i'm just as god remade me
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I'm in this for the money.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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out of nothing comes something
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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fun is my function
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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You always love the ones you hurt
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Happiness is a new idea.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Pawn Takes king.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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what a drag it is getting sold
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Law = X/0
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Don't tread on me
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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The Earth Will Shake.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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It's not my struggle
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Recycle your pets
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Browsers for Genocide
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