Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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don't go with the flow
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Can you hear me now?
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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This is a Meme.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Your mother was lying
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Moderation is for monks.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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This statement is a lie.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Because it's there.
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Let us prey
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Burning bush did 9/11
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Caution: dry paint.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Albino african
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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