Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Motherfucker who you playing
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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choose life
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Leap before you look
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know it's naught!
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Prop Up The System!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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No good plan goes unpunished
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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low expectations are good protection
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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â–²
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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i will!
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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PANTS?
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Without fuck ¡
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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There ain't no justice
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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i never always win.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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blumpkinfluffer
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Normality is a luxury
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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lord of the memes...
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Never give an inch!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Now is all you have.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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