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The cause is the effect.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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my head hurts worse than yours
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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using force to stop force is absurd
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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black lies matter
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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There are no gold prisons
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Cums
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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delusions comfy enough?
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You're already in its belly.
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Duck
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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fear of a blank page.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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its not. but maybe
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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maybe partying will help
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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land of the fee
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the city is upstairs
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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feel better now
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Ateoff shitler
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do you think we are forever?
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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We'll make you happy
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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go within the flow
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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[Verification needed]
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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the void does not exist
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Don't tread on me
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Killing is murder
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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This is a Meme.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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