Semi Official Memebomb Archive

inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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They Live. We sleep
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Politics is war by other means
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Your computer is lying to you.
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I can see you
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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DUCK !!
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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You are not an individual.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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this is a interdistraction
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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This is inappropriate
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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You grok?
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Pawn Takes king.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Democracy is Watching you..
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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You know what I always say...
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Abel had no descendants.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Some men are born posthumously.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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hate love - love hate
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Because and effect.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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i just changed the world
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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routine is a link with the past
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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me me na me meme name
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eeeee, be mite
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blumpkinfluffer
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We are here to grow our souls
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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You got away with it.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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You too can be No. one!
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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the revolution will not realised
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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This is a mindjacking!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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