Semi Official Memebomb Archive

YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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To be free today means to participate.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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But we'll never survive!
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He's dead. Get over it.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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minimeme
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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It is happening again.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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everything counts in large amounts
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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you read my fucking mind
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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re-evolution!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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How often do you feel human?
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People are Human.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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just believing something can make it happen
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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change your mind
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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you're doing it.
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PANTFARTICA
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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I am GOD here!
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Why not?
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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I've run out of things to say.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Explain your sense of self
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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no absolutes!
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