Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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humor is a release
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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You are now thinking manually.
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you are now manually dying
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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God bless the kufar
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Newfags can't triforce
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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If its to be its up to me
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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IN MY PANTS!
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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You are the opposition!
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The more you know, the less you control.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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BROFIST
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Futility is futile.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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This sentence has never been written.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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time passes through us.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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A king's castle is his home.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Browsers for Genocide
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you can live on through your descendants
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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nobody is in charge
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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