Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Let's be cruel!
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problem solver or problem maker
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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you're doing it.
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I invented plagiarism.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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i is imaginary.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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security makes me nervous
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Dick.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Can you hear me now?
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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God is a word.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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sex differences are here to stay
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Caution: dry floor.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Free
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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You know it all, don't you?
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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All generalisations are false
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