Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Neither God nor master!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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SILENCE
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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christafarian
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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How am I not myself?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Mission accomplished.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Education is a form of murder
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Never mind that.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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This sentence is false.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Collect to reject
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Abstinence is perverted
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No costume is no costume
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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it's a headless blunder
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Men always generalise
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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care to expand?
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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The Beginning is Near.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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