Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Are you living in the real world?
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We are not stuff that abides
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Abandon all art NOW
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Collapse the state of mind
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Never give an inch!
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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what time is it on mars?
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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war is a purification rite
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dare to be smart
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Soil isn't a document
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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A free world needs no leaders
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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fuck it we ball
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Call in Sick
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Use no hooks.
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Bored people are boring people.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Keep quiet about this.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Can you hear me now?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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I am my own god now
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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They think you're weird.
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This is a question?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Prophets profit.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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i dont really know anything.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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And I thought I was original!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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