Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Small minds think alike, too.
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fallin' allin
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Art is dangerous
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Only the insane prosper
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Do you smell bacon?
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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KNOW SHIT!
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Have a good day, or die.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Nature loves to hide.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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It's never too late to start.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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#tigerblood
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Without fuck ¡
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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This is the distraction.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Man's character is his fate.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Strike any user to continue.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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It's ok that you don't know.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Kilmalosa323
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Difference engenders hate.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Perception is not reality
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Tick tick tick
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