Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Civilization is sterilization.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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"etwas" means something in german.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The media lies.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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This is a question?
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You know what I always say...
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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HAIL TETRIS!
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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All men are created unequal.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Such Oddacity.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Who's life are you living?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Language is speaking you.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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STOP TALKING.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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seize the means of imagination
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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No direction is the right direction
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Examine the following:
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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help me i've turned into paper
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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what did you lap up today?
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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