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Do not read this message.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Tune out the signal.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Now Accepting New Patience
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Life is not only for you.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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this conversation is over
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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fear is information
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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It's later than you think.
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Have that mole checked out
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to whom it may concern,
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Take the RED pill.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Let us prey
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Undermine society, everybody!
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Please look away immediately.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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しょがない。
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you sure its safe?
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Jesus was a profit.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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"I can't breed!"
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Democracy is Watching you..
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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black lies matter
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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We saw her duck.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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