Semi Official Memebomb Archive

exceptional people deserve special concessions
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Vanilla extract
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Please go away.
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Yes i did .
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In here we're all anemic.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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you can live on through your descendants
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Hoard anything you can't download
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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words tend to be inadequate
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[Citation Needed]
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You got away with it.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Make it so!
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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You are one of the masks
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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People are blinky
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Clara mascara
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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there's nothing except what you sense
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All we have is words
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Lol, reality.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Love my label like myself
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Freedom Needs Work.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Who told you to believe that?
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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And thus, sense was made.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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abort that defeatist
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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It's ok that you don't know.
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