Semi Official Memebomb Archive

taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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You are not your ego
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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non serviam
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Think inside the box
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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sin is a means of social control
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Only the insane prosper
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Be less prepared.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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don't postpone joy
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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choose life
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Please don't care about this sign.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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I puked here
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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It's not my struggle
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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DIY
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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TITS
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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In the long run we are all dead.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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TRAVELITE
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Get 0%, win
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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The only enemy is good
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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expressing anger is necessary
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snub backwards is buns
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I'm not dead yet!
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Perception is not reality
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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i can't do that yet.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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out of nothing comes something
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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