Semi Official Memebomb Archive

YOU will live forever!
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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You woke up for this?
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Robots bleed red
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Taze a kitten!
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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I'm on thought rations
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Do not read this.
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Strike any user to continue.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You can't be too serious.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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ice 4 eyes
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Your ego is biohazard
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Invent a problem
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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What you change, changes you.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Are you a character or a being?
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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I am no longer infected
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what? do you think?
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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