Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Coffee is bean water.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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i will!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Everybody knows.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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levity sucks.
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Why not?
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We're behaving like insects
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Only Americans are real humans
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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xenophobes also fear you.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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even your family can betray you
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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This is a question?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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[Verification needed]
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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"etwas" means something in german.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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you are now leaving!
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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some hacks hoax
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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How come you so Dumb?
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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If you can read this, I love you.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You are hearing voices
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POOPEEPIE
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Newfags can't triforce
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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humor is a release
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My armor is contempt
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