Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We saw her duck.
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Roll again.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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It's always today.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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[Verification needed]
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Knock yourself out.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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You've caught an even atom tan
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You always love the ones you hurt
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Write this somewhere else.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Appreciate Chaos
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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change your mind
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Difference engenders hate.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Famous people are delicious.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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No one has died for your sins
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Love's as good as soma!
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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How did you get here?
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rattlesnakes are epic
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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They think you're weird.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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