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you must disagree with authority figures
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Examine the following:
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Control is not control
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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TITS
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Beware of false profits
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Every one can read your mind.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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"Please do not use other door."
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You can't buy fun like this
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You know what I always say...
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Do you think that went well?
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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I am the voice in your head.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Collapse the state of mind
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You are only happy by accident.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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WARNING: And how!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Be less prepared.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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No one noticed.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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-hyphencypher-
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Neither God nor master!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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world wide eyed
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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You are what you hate.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Not all people are human.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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