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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Do you think that went well?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Less is a possibilty
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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NANODICK
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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That makes sense
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This sentence has never been written.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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operating under the illusion
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Believing is seeing.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Lead Ashtray
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Collect to reject
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Can I askew a question?
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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this is certainly sort of strange
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Work is a four letter word.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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'slanguage
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all roads lead to qumran
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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slack lives matter
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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