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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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travelight
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Prophets profit.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Resistance is fertile
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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How am I not myself?
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Schplie!!!! at random
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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you're it, no backsies
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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FOREVER ALONE
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Don't quote this
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Don't be naive.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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The Machine is Us.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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What if you're the one?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Invent a problem
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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[citation needed]
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world wide eyed
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Love scares empty hearts
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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read banned books
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I puked here
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Quit the shit
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Newfags can't triforce
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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TITS
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