Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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ice 4 eyes
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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get thee behind me greyface
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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take nothing for granted
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Fight apathy or don't.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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discordia lumine maior
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Now is all you have.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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non serviam
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ask yourself this
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pretend you have free will
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Fumble the bumble
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Fuck semantics!
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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just say know
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Go places.
Do things
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Faith is not an excuse.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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I'll be back.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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today is under construction
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the void does not exist
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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starvation is nature's way
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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No more lip from you, bub.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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You might regret it.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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There is no mainstream.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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the posthumous will judge.
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