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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Everybody knows.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Utopia, why?
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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you will not think and you will not care
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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can-I-help-you's
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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you're it, no backsies
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So, read any good books lately?
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Victimize Circumstance!
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Prop Up The System!
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Read out loud.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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The cause is the effect.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Pretend this is Reality
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sin is a means of social control
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Care for a penis snifter?
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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I don't believe you.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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what was i just thinking about?
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My god is bigger.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Slippery when slick
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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If not now, then when?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Men always generalise
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Smoke fish.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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