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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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i can't do that yet.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Just give up and go crazy.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Art is dangerous
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Utopia, why?
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The police are your friends.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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[Citation Needed]
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Lead Ashtray
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big brother is not watching me
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Never give an inch!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Who watches the watchers?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Only the insane prosper
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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i believe that children are the futile
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Gamergate was here
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Use only as directed.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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This is where I get off...
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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antifart
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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happy happens
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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DNA controls you!
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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