Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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All employees are forbidden.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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giant skeleton factory
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Don't worry, be metal
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History is a religion
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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It's a trap!
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Got your knows!
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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I'm not dead.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Do what you want to say
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I love my tribe.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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ban censorship!
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Don't forget to die
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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You are literate
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World's Best Dad
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Specialization is for insects
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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