You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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