Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Break a pattern today.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Think while it's still illegal
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Collect to reject
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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#tigerblood
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Pretend this is Reality
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Five is a demon.
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Virginity can be cured.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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raw backwards is war
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Don't tread on me
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Free? Prove it!
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time passes through us.
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Why not?
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Do not believe language.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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you are now manually dying
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Now is all you have.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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My father was a good woman.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Tune out the signal.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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This is the end
of the
end
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you sure its safe?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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What you change, changes you.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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annoy the boring
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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World's Best Dad
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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