Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Famous people are delicious.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Deity... he's come for me
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Your brain is itchy
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Click here to win.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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I'm with intelligent --->
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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No one has died for your sins
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Stop imitating yourself.
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illness is a state of mind
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repetition is the best way to learn
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If you do it, want it.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Fuck semantics!
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Kwote Zero
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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you sure its safe?
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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IGNore fnords
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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My father was a good woman.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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And I thought I was original!
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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MURDERBIRD
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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low expectations are good protection
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i will!
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This is not a meme.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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In the end. there's a period.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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to whom it may concern,
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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They think you're weird.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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IN MY PANTS!
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Knowing is hard.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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step one: build a better idiot
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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No costume is no costume
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Law = X/0
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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you smell like your mistress.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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never fear goddess is here
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Strike any user to continue.
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