Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Neither God nor master!
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hate love - love hate
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Kill your imagination.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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You were alone before they left you
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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[Verification needed]
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Are you living in the real world?
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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IH8UFUHQ2
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Be all that you can be
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Utopia, why?
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you're it, no backsies
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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You're on your own now
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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This sentence is false.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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play freebird!
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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never share your dreams with a pro
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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problem solver or problem maker
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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BeLIEve
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Hallucination is no private matter
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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These monsters are people
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Success: Just say NO.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only Americans are real humans
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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