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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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levity sucks.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Moderation is for monks.
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Freedom is a party
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fathers often use too much force
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Things you own end up owning you
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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SILENCE
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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asshole
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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holding back protects your vital energies
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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PROLIFUCK
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Newfags can't triforce
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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They think you're weird.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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They are hunting dogs.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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starvation is nature's way
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the future is here now
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what did you lap up today?
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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