Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Violators will be fisted.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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JUST THINKING
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Futility is futile.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Down is the new up!
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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I am living in denial.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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antifart
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If you can this.... you can read
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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yeah, i know.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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discordia lumine maior
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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take nothing for granted
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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i will!
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Only Americans are real humans
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GET OVER IT
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Give me liberty or, else.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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If not now, then when?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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What you change, changes you.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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This is where i get off.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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free water! Take one!
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Pretend to be real.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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