Semi Official Memebomb Archive

your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Security through Obesity
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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you LIVE in that head?
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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WAKE UP.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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problem solver or problem maker
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Call in Sick
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Confront the system.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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someone should do something about that
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Go directly to jail.
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Don't knock opportunity
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Laws make criminals.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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keep the lasagna flying
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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drama often obscures the real issues
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He who laughs, lasts.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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holding back protects your vital energies
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Plan early, plan twice
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Revelations will not be televised.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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land of the fee
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Feel great with purpose
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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god believes in you!
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No forbidding allowed.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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private property created crime
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Reality is a work in progress.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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You were alone before they left you
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Kill your Idle
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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today is under construction
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Why didn't you?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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