Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Got your knows!
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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You're No. One
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Do Not Remove
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Science is a cult
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eris is my higher power
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Leap before you look
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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In the end. there's a period.
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go down and drown'd
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Normality = boring-reality
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Should we start over?
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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private property created crime
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all things are delicately interconnected
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Fuck god
I love her
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Everything happens for no reason
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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I don't believe you.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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