Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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what did you lap up today?
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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This is my steakhouse.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Pretend this is Reality
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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[Verification needed]
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remember to react
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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please change beliefs
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we need some new cliches
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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lord of the memes...
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Why are you so sure?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Support your local ceiling.
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You can't buy fun like this
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Fight apathy or don't.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Grayface is a Pope too
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hate love - love hate
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Small minds think alike, too.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Your computer is lying to you.
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can this really be happening to me
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Recycle your pets
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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There is nothing hidden here.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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i just changed the world
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I'll be back.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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It is happening again.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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