Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Is this really worth it?
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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mostly you should mind your own business
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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You too can be No. one!
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Deity... he's come for me
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You know better
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Your memebomb
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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you LIVE in that head?
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This sentence is a lie.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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These monsters are people
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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You're standing in it now.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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A free world needs no leaders
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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How often do you feel human?
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Click here to win.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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listen to the silence
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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