Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Common sense is common nonsense.
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god cares for you more.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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It might be worth it.
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Art is dangerous
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Smile for the camera!
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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This is my steakhouse.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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You're a great actor!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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August Victoria hospital
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Habeas Corpus
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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No pain, no pain.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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FOREVER ALONE
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private property created crime
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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You're already in its belly.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Don't tread on me
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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true freedom is frightful
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Learn to Dis-earn
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Maybe you're a product too
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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I think you came to late.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Robots can Time, are you?
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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kill someone today
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Who told you to believe that?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Browsers for Genocide
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Shit Floats.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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are you wearing that?
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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For a good time call Eris
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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