Semi Official Memebomb Archive

mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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This is a pipe.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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It's later than you think.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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today is under construction
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Because it's there.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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It's not my struggle
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You are now breathing manually.
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Caution: dry paint.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Legalize poverty
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Pretend this is Reality
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Lucifer goes to church.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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you're doing it.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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non serviam
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Please use your natural reaction.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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What are you doing?!
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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world wide eyed
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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i wish i had tried.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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i believe that children are the futile
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Normal is a curve.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Things you own end up owning you
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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The future is history.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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i need to avoid the void
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