Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What would Emperor Norton do?
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Beware of false profits
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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get fired. taste delicious.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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All employees are forbidden.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Slippery when slick
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To be happy is a new notion
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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fuck bitches, get money.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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NO YOU!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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ban censorship!
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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YOU will live forever!
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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You're already in its belly.
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You are now breathing manually.
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True love is overrated
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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