Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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