Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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138 dys ony sos
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I am GOD here!
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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you are now manually dying
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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People are blinky
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Reality is only a theory
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Neither God nor master!
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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I want your money back.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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You are not an individual.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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The police are your friends.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Consider just thinking about it.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Infect Yourself.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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I have found a truth.
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Soil isn't a document
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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you're doing it.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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what was i just thinking about?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Take the RED pill.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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raw backwards is war
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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The door is the key.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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