Semi Official Memebomb Archive

History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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All we have is words
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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This is the end
of the
end
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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pink is ok, too
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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check your assumptions
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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The media lies.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Youthanize yourself
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Make weirdness normal.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Why are you masturbating?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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KNOW NOW
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Knowing is hard.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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DO NOT WANT.
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Abel had no descendants.
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SILENCE
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Beware of falling hammers
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I love you too.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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the medium is the mode
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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listen when your body talks
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Less is a possibilty
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Death is not only for you.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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