Semi Official Memebomb Archive

poonerism
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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i will!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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I saw what you did just now
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Darwin Hates You.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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We should all quit whinging.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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i don't hate crime.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Normal is a curve.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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pink is ok, too
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Why are you so sure?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Chaste makes waste.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Some farts go poof.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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life = murder
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even she goes poo... even she
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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much was decided before you were born
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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fat people think they are fat.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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All generalisations are false
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