Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Be all that you can be
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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This is 'not cricket'.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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By the power of viagra
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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starvation is nature's way
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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How are you reading this?
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Welcome home
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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the keepers of time are robots.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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antifart
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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without chaos, there can not be order
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Was it worth it?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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expressing anger is necessary
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Darwin Hates You.
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alzheimer macht frei
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Defective for our future.
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DO NOT WANT.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Without fuck ¡
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BROFIST
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Authorised graffiti area
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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