Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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