Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Get 0%, win
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Theft is liberty
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Wit happens.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Dare to be stupid.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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In the long run we are all dead.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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i believe that children are the futile
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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rattlesnakes are epic
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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an elite is inevitable
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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There ain't no justice
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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it's a headless blunder
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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humanism is obsolete
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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You'll never get this time back.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Have you been alive lately?
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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God is a word.
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