Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why not?
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water is just boneless ice
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Life is not only for you.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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People are blinky
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Your ego is biohazard
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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consider the inconsiderate.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Terror is what you make of it.
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golfers are the illuminati
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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We're behaving like insects
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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No direction is the right direction
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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blumpkinfluffer
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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you can do more than you think.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Jesus is 6.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Home is where the disease is
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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The beginning of the end is T
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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love to see it happen
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Give me liberty or, else.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Are you still awake?
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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No one noticed.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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mad, not angry.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Nature loves to hide.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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