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you can live on through your descendants
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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I like.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Here's what I know,
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really
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Repetition is a form of change.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Never mind that.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Free? Prove it!
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Abstinence is perverted
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giant skeleton factory
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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suk up and pop
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Are you living in the real world?
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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You might regret it.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Holy shit look over there --->
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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For a good time call Eris
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Personally, I blame society
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Caution: dry floor.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Don't believe everything you think.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Hellen back
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Great! Doesn't it
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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