Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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being who you are is it's own reward
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go within the flow
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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No perception leads to self deception.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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choice != control
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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raw backwards is war
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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unleash infinity
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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don't postpone joy
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Make it so!
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Deity... he's come for me
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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ICDUC2?
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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You are a product.
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Only rats stay bought
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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