Semi Official Memebomb Archive

guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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eeeee, be mite
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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fallin' allin
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Here's what I know,
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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ignorance is knowledge
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remember to react
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Keep up and be ahead
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Use no hooks.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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hate speech?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Each and single one
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Such Oddacity.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Some farts go poop.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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What you change, changes you.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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This message isn't for you
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Security through Obesity
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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What is the first question?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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world wide eyed
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Science is a cult
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Sense is made, not born.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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d's nutz
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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this is a interdistraction
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Oops bi did it again
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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