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politics is used for personal gain
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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labels are not all inclusive
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I know what you did last summer...
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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I'm in this for the money.
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TV Sets the Channel
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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you can even marry harry
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Politician, govern thyself.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Be a badass
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Don't fart then inhale it
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Explain your sense of self
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Welcome home
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Click here to win.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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You can't be late until you show up.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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World's Best Dad
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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If your not confused your wrong
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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starvation is nature's way
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You saw this message yesterday.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Oops bi did it again
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Less is a possibilty
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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all roads lead to qumran
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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