Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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escape from libtardia.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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the ripple is not the water.
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Here's what I know,
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Generally speaking, women are.
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much was decided before you were born
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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love your enemy
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listen when your body talks
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Jesus was a profit.
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Negation is definition
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Cadres decide everything.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Grate with purpose
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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My god is bigger.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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I just love the way you hate
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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138 dys ony sos
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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How necessary are you?
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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My mess is a life
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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SILENCE
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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abort that defeatist
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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This sign is not for you.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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private property created crime
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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MEMESTORM
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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really
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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