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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Kill your Idle
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Yes i did .
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Jesus was a profit.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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description is more important than metaphor
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Don't knock opportunity
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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offer very little information about yourself
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A language is a dialect with an army
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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My armor is contempt
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Objectivity is subjective
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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hugo phurst
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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My father was a good woman.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Apocalypse!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The trick is whatever happens next
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Prop Up The System!
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Soil isn't a document
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Normal is a curve.
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Legalize poverty
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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