Semi Official Memebomb Archive

live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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This is the age of isis
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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black lies matter
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Sense is made, not born.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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It can't rain all the time
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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This is where i get off.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Feel great on purpose.
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Context does.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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dare to be smart
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Free will is compulsory.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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The beginning of the end is T
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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me me na me meme name
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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The more you know, the less you control.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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I saw what you did just now
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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All we have is words
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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This side up.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Metallica Still Sucks
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Why are you too good to die?
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