Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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the ripple is not the water.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Common sense is neither.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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humanism is obsolete
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They Live. We sleep
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escape from libtardia.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Stop being used.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Men always generalise
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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TITS
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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minimeme
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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This is a question?
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Critique Thyself
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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unique things must be the most valuable
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Conventions are lazy.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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noise can be hostile
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Habeas Corpus
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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deceive regularly
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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This is a mindjacking!
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Care for a penis snifter?
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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PROLIFUCK
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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DO NOT WANT.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Hail Damage Repair!
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