Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Make weirdness normal.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Use only as directed.
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This message isn't for you
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Please don't care about this sign.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You're on your own now
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fallin' allin
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Common sense is neither.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Freedom is a party
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Killing is murder
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what is future
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The more you know, the less you control.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Operatives are standing by.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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There ain't no justice
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The only way to get money is from other people
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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scratch'n'sniff
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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not valid without receipt
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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The hidden factor may be you.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Why didn't you?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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God made me an atheist.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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ICDUC2?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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You can't buy fun like this
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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