If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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