Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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fun or doom
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Kilmalosa323
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Why not?
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the posthumous will judge.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Scene and Herd.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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zombies like you
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the revolution will not realised
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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kill someone today
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Was it worth it?
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Roots are for vegetables
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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YOU will live forever!
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This poster is holding reality together.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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How are you reading this?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Your smile or your life
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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you're it, no backsies
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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cancer cures smoking.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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someone should do something about that
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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The cause is the effect.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Be all that you can be
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keep the lasagna flying
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Your cats are my target audience
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supplementing my permanent record
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You are not your ego
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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