Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -327 = 3066 - 3393 - +
MAKE IT STOP
#2013 -409 = 2831 - 3240 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -288 = 3419 - 3707 - +
ux = bb is watching you
#5975 -393 = 2960 - 3353 - +
"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
#3625 -530 = 3087 - 3617 - +
what is future
#5649 -328 = 2925 - 3253 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -179 = 3785 - 3964 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -492 = 3507 - 3999 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -220 = 3478 - 3698 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -359 = 3238 - 3597 - +
I like.
#1540 -309 = 3276 - 3585 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -308 = 4091 - 4399 - +
If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
#4090 -275 = 3285 - 3560 - +
What would Emperor Norton do?
#4522 -291 = 2949 - 3240 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
#4114 -287 = 3908 - 4195 - +
What will you be forgotten as?
#4684 -285 = 3427 - 3712 - +
Everything I know has been to space!
#4084 -286 = 3346 - 3632 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -328 = 2736 - 3064 - +
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
#2825 -304 = 2713 - 3017 - +
All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
#695 -354 = 2649 - 3003 - +
"destroy memes" is a meme
#5646 -341 = 2638 - 2979 - +
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
#5325 -275 = 3564 - 3839 - +
This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
#3784 -326 = 4080 - 4406 - +
you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
#3295 -364 = 3179 - 3543 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -536 = 4186 - 4722 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -302 = 3611 - 3913 - +
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
#3001 -252 = 3712 - 3964 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
#2430 -337 = 3258 - 3595 - +
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -296 = 3877 - 4173 - +
you are now breathing automatically
#3269 -375 = 3138 - 3513 - +
The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
#4365 -378 = 2620 - 2998 - +
mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
#6415 -541 = 3160 - 3701 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -343 = 3786 - 4129 - +
Question lobotomy.
#2357 -345 = 3158 - 3503 - +
Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
#1378 -337 = 3168 - 3505 - +
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
#4391 -432 = 3279 - 3711 - +
if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
#1714 -396 = 2645 - 3041 - +
survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
#2588 -246 = 3505 - 3751 - +
the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
#4614 -292 = 3189 - 3481 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
#5467 -365 = 3321 - 3686 - +
worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
#3238 -356 = 3141 - 3497 - +
I want this statement to be false.
#5248 -504 = 2845 - 3349 - +
We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
#3093 -299 = 3078 - 3377 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
#4139 -324 = 3572 - 3896 - +
"Hauch"
#5448 -302 = 2885 - 3187 - +
You might regret it.
#3339 -276 = 3515 - 3791 - +
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
#1489 -343 = 3050 - 3393 - +
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
#5799 -377 = 2448 - 2825 - +
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
#5766 -392 = 2996 - 3388 - +
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
#2685 -287 = 3480 - 3767 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -333 = 3562 - 3895 - +
Avert thy gaze!
#785 -355 = 3455 - 3810 - +
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
#5958 -320 = 3354 - 3674 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -379 = 3334 - 3713 - +
The Crisis is also not a weather front
#4863 -433 = 3469 - 3902 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -237 = 3210 - 3447 - +
Fight Me
#5716 -371 = 3093 - 3464 - +
Mother nature don't give a fuck.
#4008 -256 = 3470 - 3726 - +
QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
#2362 -357 = 2537 - 2894 - +
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
#5995 -346 = 2916 - 3262 - +
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
#2648 -349 = 2835 - 3184 - +
IMOK
#6355 -522 = 4156 - 4678 - +
Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
#5998 -299 = 3085 - 3384 - +
Social norms are for the weak.
#2505 -299 = 2909 - 3208 - +
It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
#5067 -384 = 2658 - 3042 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -410 = 3445 - 3855 - +
the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
#4730 -279 = 3388 - 3667 - +
You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
#3274 -419 = 2774 - 3193 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -313 = 3122 - 3435 - +
Of course you realize this means war.
#2196 -408 = 2885 - 3293 - +
ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
#6416 -722 = 3059 - 3781 - +
Do you own your own reality tunnel?
#1059 -339 = 3713 - 4052 - +
How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
#4421 -521 = 2742 - 3263 - +
in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
#4503 -382 = 2755 - 3137 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -46 = 238 - 284 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -322 = 3510 - 3832 - +
It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
#4035 -297 = 3009 - 3306 - +
You grok?
#3315 -308 = 3792 - 4100 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -323 = 3248 - 3571 - +
The Vain Search is a search in vain
#5191 -282 = 3567 - 3849 - +
ask yourself this
#4174 -306 = 2869 - 3175 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
#1153 -317 = 3193 - 3510 - +
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
#1999 -268 = 3165 - 3433 - +
Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
#5043 -321 = 3046 - 3367 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -280 = 3363 - 3643 - +
if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
#5435 -364 = 3163 - 3527 - +
there's nothing redeeming in toil
#2866 -302 = 3324 - 3626 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -279 = 3000 - 3279 - +
The big theives hang the little ones.
#2640 -314 = 3036 - 3350 - +
Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
#3606 -267 = 3028 - 3295 - +
In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
#4032 -349 = 3048 - 3397 - +
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
#5967 -383 = 3189 - 3572 - +
A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
#4701 -310 = 2951 - 3261 - +
an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
#4716 -314 = 3159 - 3473 - +
This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
#2919 -304 = 3036 - 3340 - +
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
#1003 -363 = 2518 - 2881 - +
Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
#1412 -361 = 2566 - 2927 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -360 = 3402 - 3762 - +
Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
#1031 -250 = 2611 - 2861 - +
Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
#3458 -275 = 3072 - 3347 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project