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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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What you change, changes you.
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alzheimer macht frei
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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meet us in orbit
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such is the war.
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Adapt or die!
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Your brain is itchy
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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one love
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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never share your dreams with a pro
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MAKE IT STOP
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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jesus hippie
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Save the banks lol
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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there is chaos in order
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suk up and pop
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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hugo phurst
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This is my steakhouse.
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Preserve disorder
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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its not. but maybe
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Normality is a luxury
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Jesus was a profit.
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Government Complaints Box
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This is not a meme.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Suspend belief.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Every statement contains falsehood
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Success: Just say NO.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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