Semi Official Memebomb Archive

KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Specialization is for insects
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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re-evolution!
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Go on, I won't tell.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Think outside the book.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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You are a product.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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challenge your habits
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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war is a purification rite
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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suk up and pop
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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The chao goes mu.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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power lies everywhere
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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The solution is part of the problem.
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you're it, no backsies
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Do Not Remove
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Do not live, do not die.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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I have found a truth.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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I can see you
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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You got away with it.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Don't be naive.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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fear is information
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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step one: build a better idiot
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this conversation isnt over
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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