Semi Official Memebomb Archive

cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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We have this area under surveillance
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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[insert witty meme here]
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Why are you too good to die?
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Can you hear me now?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I love you.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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mttv
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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BROFIST
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Habeas Corpus
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The revolution will be the same
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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this is a interdistraction
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Suicide is against the law!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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You are now breathing manually.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Some farts go poof.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Examine the following:
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Don't quote this
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Beware of false profits
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Get 0%, win
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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The door is the key.
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Free will is compulsory.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Check Mate!
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Bored people are boring people.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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You better know
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adjust your tie.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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This is where I get off...
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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