Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Love scares empty hearts
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Everybody knows.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Pwn free and clear.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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How often do you feel human?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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after birth is before death
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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This is a Meme.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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This sentence is false.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Evolution IS Genocide
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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No direction is the right direction
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Private parking in Area only !
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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fallin' allin
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Happiness is a new idea.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Some farts go poop.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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the past is dead country
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Appreciate Chaos
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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all information is misinformation
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Strike any user to continue.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Republican patriot fakers
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Go places.
Do things
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the void does not exist
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Someone is having a serious day.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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How am I not who I Am?
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