Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.

Pawn Takes king.

There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing

It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.

Whatever you're doing, just stop.

As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again

When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.

Do you own your own reality tunnel?

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"

d's nutz

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you

Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.

REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS

the truth cannot be copyrighted

never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)

The Earth Will Shake.

Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.

Blue and red are colors of pain and cola

Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.

if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.

Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?

a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man

Fools seldom differ

action causes more trouble than thought

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde

You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.

The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.

Consume, conform, OBEY!

How many people stood exactly where you are now?

most of the high points of my life involved drugs

Pain = stupidity

Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.

MONEY CREATES TASTE

If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.

If you can read this you must have magical powers.

Failure takes practice

If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.

Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.

Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!

the city is upstairs

Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Should we decide this democratically?"

not valid without receipt

Living in the past devalues currency.

Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others

Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.

My powers are beyond your understanding!

Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.

the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.