Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Do Not Remove
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wait!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Here's what I know,
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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escape from libtardia.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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god believes in you!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Hail Damage Repair!
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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It happened to you too
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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That's what she said.
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This is a Meme.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Terror is what you make of it.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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what? do you think?
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The new money is info.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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bleed for the international power
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Conventions are lazy.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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illness is a state of mind
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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you smell like your mistress.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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I puked here
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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This sign is not for you.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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You don't need this ----->
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I want your money back.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Science is a cult
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Has to happen to somebody.
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