Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not dead yet!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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annoy the boring
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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JUST THINKING
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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d's nutz
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Try to outlive these words.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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out of nothing comes something
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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We are watching you
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BeLIEve
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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you are now manually dying
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Deity... he's come for me
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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brobama
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Someone knows better than you
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Leap before you look
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Your ego is biohazard
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the future is here now
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Do not live, do not die.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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fnord
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Go directly to jail.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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