Semi Official Memebomb Archive

pink is ok, too
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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God made me an atheist.
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physical culture is second best
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scratch'n'sniff
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Laugh
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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FUCK SPARTA!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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fnord
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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hope is self-replicating
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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to volunteer is reactionary
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Education is a form of murder
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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lord of the memes...
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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He's dead. Get over it.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Have a good day, or die.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Be a badass
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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What will you be forgotten as?
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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technology will make or break us
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Kill Your Idols.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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get off your knees!!!!!
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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GET OVER IT
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All generalisations are false
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Your brain is itchy
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I am the voice in your head.
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