Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Pretend to be real.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Rebel against this command.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Think about what you are thinking
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NO YOU!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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The only enemy is good
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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There is no more revolution;
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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This is the distraction.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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ignorance is knowledge
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Reality is only a theory
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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No direction is the right direction
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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How often do you feel human?
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Tear off all your labels.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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you smell like your mistress.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Personally, I blame society
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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much was decided before you were born
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Suffering is Optional...
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Knock yourself out.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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repetition is the best way to learn
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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God is an excuse.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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i can't do that yet.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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supplementing my permanent record
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It's good to be the King.
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Yes you are.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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True love is overrated
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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