Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ICDUC2?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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It can't rain all the time
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Ignorance isn't free!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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History is written by the winners
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Critique Thyself
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Pain = stupidity
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Motherfucker who you playing
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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I would die for my own life.
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fallin' allin
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no absolutes!
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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fuck you
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Chaste makes waste.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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You are the voice in your head.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Quit the shit
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Fools seldom differ
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Reinvent retardation.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Perception is not reality
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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the city is upstairs
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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MAKE IT STOP
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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I am the voice in your head.
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Laws make criminals.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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jesus hippie
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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