Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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recluses always get weak
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Pwn free and clear.
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Only the insane prosper
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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#6546
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Less is a possibilty
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Pawn Takes king.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Home is where the disease is
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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smash -HERE- to find out
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those without self-control seek to control others
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HAIL TETRIS!
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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The media lies.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Abstinence is perverted
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Measure once, cut twice
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Rejoin the human race.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Bored people are boring people.
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I shit you not.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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No hidden window here.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Wit happens.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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i need to avoid the void
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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You should pay more attention.
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I really like writing on walls
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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exciting controversy
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You know it all, don't you?
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They're catching up to you!
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Click here to win.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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