Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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All generalisations are false
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Save us from salvation
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often you should act like you are sexless
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Please do not lick the paintings
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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big brother is not watching me
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Utopia, why?
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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My father was a good woman.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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belief is priceless
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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seizure salad
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Are you interesting?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Don't tread on me
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is this a stupid question?
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Legalize poverty
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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The door is the key.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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water is just boneless ice
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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しょがない。
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Reality is rated R, too.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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getting even is odd.
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Feel great with purpose
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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fnord
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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an elite is inevitable
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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