Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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you read my fucking mind
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Killing is murder
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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labels are not all inclusive
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Caution: dry floor.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Yes i did .
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Suicide is against the law!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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God bless the kufar
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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No, you're not a rebel.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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self-awareness can be crippling
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You got away with it.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Make it so!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Not all people are human.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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fututio, non verba.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Faith is not an excuse.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You don't need this ----->
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[Verification needed]
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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