Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pink Floyd lied to me?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The truth never set anyone free
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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19februholidamned
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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All employees are forbidden.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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No costume is no costume
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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You now have Asian Flu.
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No one gets out alive.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Please go back 3 squares
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Science is a cult
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Happiness is not efficient
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I see what you did there.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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this conversation isnt over
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Life is a hard life.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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