Semi Official Memebomb Archive

 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Tear off all your labels.
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This is an advertisement
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What could possibly go wrong?
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ignorance is hell.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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That's what she said.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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You grok?
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Now Accepting New Patience
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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You should pay more attention.
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Everybody knows.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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what is future
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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i'm just as god remade me
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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the family is living on borrowed time
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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My mess is a life
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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I saw what you did just now
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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averageness is a point of view
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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brainsprain
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Can I ask you a second question?
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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it's a headless blunder
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Don't panic.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Kook cain
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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the future is here now
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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pain can be a very positive thing
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meet us in orbit
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Lol, reality.
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