Semi Official Memebomb Archive

your actions are pointless if no one notices
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How come you so Dumb?
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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only the robots are on time anymore
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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the past is dead country
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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its funny cause its true
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You're No. One
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listen to the silence
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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blumpkinfluffer
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wishing things away is not effective
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Death is not only for you.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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there are too few immutable truths today
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Disorder is order.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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