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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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its not. but maybe
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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don't go with the flow
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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meet us in orbit
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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This is now part of your day.
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what is future
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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This is not a meme.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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ICDUC2?
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Kill your Idle
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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sin is a means of social control
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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IGNore fnords
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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you sure its safe?
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Success: Just say NO.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Normality is a luxury
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Every one can read your mind.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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