='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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