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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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I like.
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we need some new cliches
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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you will not think and you will not care
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Because it's there.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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hate humanity. love people
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you can even marry harry
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i wish i had tried.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Space is a practiced place.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Prophets profit.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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my head hurts worse than yours
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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But we'll never survive!
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Disorder is order.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Don't quote this
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Smoke fish.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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You don't need this ----->
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Don't fart then inhale it
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This is a question?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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"Hauch"
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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just say know
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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You know what I always say...
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