Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Again? thats the third time this week!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Do you want a cookie?
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Normality = boring-reality
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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This is not a meme.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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The End is Rear!
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Have that mole checked out
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This sign is not for you.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Are you a character or a being?
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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This is where I get off...
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Language is speaking you.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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just say know
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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IGNore fnords
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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