Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Should we start over?
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This bear's repeating.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Neither God nor master!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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what time is it on mars?
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i'm just as god remade me
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Average is such a mean word
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We Universe Itself
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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You did it.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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the medium is the mode
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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getting even is odd.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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categorizing fear is calming
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scratch'n'sniff
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Question lobotomy.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Question...everything?
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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No pain, no pain.
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what is future
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Get 0%, win
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Nature loves to hide.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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