Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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iPods are made of people!
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Don't quote this
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Why are you masturbating?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Congregation, please be seated
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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ignorance is knowledge
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Your ego is biohazard
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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i just changed the world
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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You're on your own now
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Failure takes practice
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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raw backwards is war
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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theft is the liberty of property
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Your mother was lying
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Down is the new up!
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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You are a fire hazard
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If you can read this, I love you.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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don't postpone joy
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Because and effect.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Knowing is hard.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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IN MY PANTS!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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such is the war.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Nothing real requires faith.
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