I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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