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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Power to the Imagination.
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remember to react
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Love my label like myself
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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what time is it on mars?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Kill your Idle
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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an elite is inevitable
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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World's Best Dad
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Just do it.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Love scares empty hearts
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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dare to be smart
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everyone's work is equally important
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Repetition is a form of change.
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snub backwards is buns
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are you wearing that?
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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This town needs an enema.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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asshole
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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what? do you think?
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Everybody knows.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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-hyphencypher-
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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This is not a pipe.
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know it's naught!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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hope is self-replicating
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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stay human
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Context does.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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bleed for the international power
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lord of the memes...
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Why are you too good to die?
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