Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Gamergate was here
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don't postpone joy
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Pawn Takes king.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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this conversation isnt over
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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someone should do something about that
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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How are you reading this?
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Who's life are you living?
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Conventions are lazy.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Knowing is hard.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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christinsanity
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Five is a demon.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Read out loud.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Don't think
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Apocalypse!
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Reinvent retardation.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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