Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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You did it.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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SAUL MUSIC
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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GET OVER IT
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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ignorance is hell.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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private property created crime
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Suspend belief.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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you're doing it.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Fait accompli...
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Leap before you look
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No gods, no masterpieces
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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You don't exist.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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I like.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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We are all popes of our own madness
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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black lies matter
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[citation needed]
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the city is upstairs
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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get into the way!
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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I shit you not.
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Write this somewhere else.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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today is under construction
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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