Semi Official Memebomb Archive

its funny cause its true
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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How am I not myself?
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Ye of many faiths
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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You did it.
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one love
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Fait accompli...
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You know it all, don't you?
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Knock yourself out.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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I'll be back.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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all that litters is old
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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It's a trap!
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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christafarian
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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And thus, sense was made.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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black lies matter
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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A free world needs no leaders
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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escape from libtardia.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Your smile or your life
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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much was decided before you were born
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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You might regret it.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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