Semi Official Memebomb Archive

sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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you're doing it.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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angst is lame
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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There is no mainstream.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Percepi et esse.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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True love is overrated
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Of course you realize this means war.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Yes you are.
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Welcome home
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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We see what you did there.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Kilmalosa323
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This isn't all true.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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go down and drown'd
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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You're No. One
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love your enemy
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POOPEEPIE
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Why didn't you?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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FUCK SPARTA!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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This is not a pipe.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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BELIEVING KILLS
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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I know your secret.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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How necessary are you?
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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This is where i get off.
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this is only a test
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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