It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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