Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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get thee behind me greyface
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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MEMESTORM
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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you read my fucking mind
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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If its to be, its up to me
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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What Would Paris Do?
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holding back protects your vital energies
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Yes you are.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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TV Sets the Channel
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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TREY CRAY
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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#tigerblood
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drama often obscures the real issues
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I puked here
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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today is under construction
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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jesus hippie
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Killing is murder
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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low expectations are good protection
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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help me i've turned into paper
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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you're doing it.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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you can do more than you think.
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Free
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This message is not for you.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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all that litters is old
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Your ego is biohazard
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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I don't exist.
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