Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it's a headless blunder
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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hate speech?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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My mess is a life
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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This is the end
of the
end
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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christafarian
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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i think therefore i think i am
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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This isn't all true.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Never trust what you read.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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You know it all, don't you?
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I like.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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what's stopping you?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Check Mate!
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But we'll never survive!
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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My god is bigger.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I'm trying... very trying.
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I love you too.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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obamasyomama
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HAIL TETRIS!
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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