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travelight
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Now is all you have.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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world wide eyed
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Men always generalise
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I'm with intelligent --->
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war is a purification rite
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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routine is a link with the past
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Make like nature: select all.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Some farts go poof.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Roll again.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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All employees are forbidden.
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No costume is no costume
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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All men are created unequal.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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God bless the kufar
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Do Not Remove
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Be eaten by babies
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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you can live on through your descendants
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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wishing things away is not effective
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beat violence!
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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You can't be too serious.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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