Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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You know what I always say...
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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i is imaginary.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Refuse to be remastered
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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no absolutes!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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This is a Meme.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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problem solver or problem maker
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But I'm already repressed!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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The media lies.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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You Can Use Fire
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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fear is information
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Freedom is a party
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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supplementing my permanent record
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Explain your sense of self
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Think about what you are thinking
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Panic carefully
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Has to happen to somebody.
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