Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Be young - shut up!
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I'm already against the next war.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Property is theft.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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this conversation isnt over
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Percepi et esse.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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slack lives matter
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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STOP TALKING.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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all things are delicately interconnected
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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lord of the memes...
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Protection when you least expect it
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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There ain't no justice
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My moral standing is lying down.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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what was i just thinking about?
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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MINDCRAFT
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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You always love the ones you hurt
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Specialization is for insects
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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down with lies?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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We Universe Itself
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Smile for the camera!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You made me do it
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It is happening again.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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