Semi Official Memebomb Archive

really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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problem solver or problem maker
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Which way to America?
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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keep your eyes open
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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I am no longer infected
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Never give an inch!
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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fun or doom
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me me na me meme name
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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power lies everywhere
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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This sentence is a lie.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Each and single one
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Imprint your reality here.
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Life is not only for you.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Read less, live more.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Was it worth it?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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