Semi Official Memebomb Archive

 
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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war is a purification rite
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Life is a hard life.
#5173 -422 = 2985 - 3407 - +
What is this, some kind of slogan?
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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TRAVELITE
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Down is the new up!
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Forget you even read this.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Virginity can be cured.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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ice 4 eyes
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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this is a interdistraction
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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i redundant already.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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SILENCE
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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fuck bitches, get money.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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snub backwards is buns
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SCORPION PIE
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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How come you so Dumb?
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Oops bi did it again
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My pockets went to Distopia
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Without fuck ¡
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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