the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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