Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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