Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The future ain't what it used to be.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Maybe you're a product too
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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this is a interdistraction
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It's never too late to start.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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fuck you
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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This is not here
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We have this area under surveillance
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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What is the first question?
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This is now part of your day.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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you're doing it.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Your brain is itchy
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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This message isn't for you
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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ISABELLAH
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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This is Not an Exist.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Difference engenders hate.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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