Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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PANTS?
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Laws make criminals.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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What are you doing?!
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Yes i did .
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Kill your Idle
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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brainsprain
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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action causes more trouble than thought
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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seize the means of imagination
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Because it's there.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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I hear music!
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Sense is made, not born.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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No purpose necessary
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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It only gets weirder from here!
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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I am my own god now
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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