Semi Official Memebomb Archive

apologies
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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"Hauch"
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Knowing is hard.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Your ego is biohazard
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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being happy is more important than anything else
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suk up and pop
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Poetry is in the street.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Elite Populist
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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even she goes poo... even she
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You can't be too serious.
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This is the age of isis
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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what? do you think?
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Is this really worth it?
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Lego my Ego
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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private property created crime
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Popes needed
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Politics is war by other means
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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hate speech?
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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I shit you not.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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there is an error in this sentence.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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