Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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