Semi Official Memebomb Archive

IN MY PANTS!
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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You are the voice in your head.
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Freedom is a party
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Do not read this.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Read less, live more.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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No more lip from you, bub.
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People are blinky
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Recycle your pets
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Pretend this is Reality
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Have a good day, or die.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Some farts go poof.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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You are a product.
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brainsprain
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How am I not myself?
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The truth never set anyone free
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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you will not think and you will not care
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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You are not an individual.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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The new money is info.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Scene and Herd.
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