Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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No one gets out alive.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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get thee behind me greyface
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It can't rain all the time
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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You don't exist.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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somebody stop me. please.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Please press any door to continue
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Everybody knows.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Just do it.
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you are now leaving!
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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christinsanity
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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In case of fire, burn.
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You're on your own now
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Don't knock opportunity
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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The hidden factor may be you.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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fuck it we ball
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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I love you.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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