Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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If your not confused your wrong
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You might regret it.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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pink is ok, too
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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supplementing my permanent record
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Negation is definition
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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You are now thinking manually.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Then why do you do it?
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Refuse to be remastered
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Sense is made, not born.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Less is a possibilty
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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play freebird!
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Be less prepared.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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you're doing it.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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water is just boneless ice
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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even she goes poo... even she
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Stop Palpitation!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Call in Sick
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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psychicdelic
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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being broke is childish
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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