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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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world wide eyed
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Have you been alive lately?
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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the future is here now
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Your mother was lying
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Resistance is fertile
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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hope is self-replicating
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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This is 'not cricket'.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Seriousness is death
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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slack lives matter
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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The dead define culture
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BeLIEve
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Have that mole checked out
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Go places.
Do things
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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challenge your habits
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Faith is not an excuse.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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And I thought I was original!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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