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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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This message is false
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never fear goddess is here
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Invent a problem
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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The Truth Hertz.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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someone should do something about that
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OUT OFN ORDER
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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nothing is something
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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world wide eyed
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Get ready for this.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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They think you're weird.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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You are not an individual.
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You're a great actor!
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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such is the war.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Life -- do you grok it?
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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The following statement is not true:
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PROLIFUCK
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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routine is a link with the past
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Use only as directed.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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fear is information
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you must have one grand passion
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Protection when you least expect it
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Fuck god
I love her
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