Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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This is where I get off...
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Only rats stay bought
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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averageness is a point of view
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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You are now breathing manually.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Without fuck ¡
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Theft is liberty
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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HAIL TETRIS!
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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are you wearing that?
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Seriousness is death
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Jesus was a profit.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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fear is information
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Suicide is against the law!
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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There is no conspiracy.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Nothing is 100% true
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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beat violence!
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EAT BABIES
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JUST THINKING
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That makes sense
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Laugh
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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there's nothing except what you sense
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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out of nothing comes something
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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