Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Are you interesting?
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SAUL MUSIC
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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fnord
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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This town needs an enema.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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brobama
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Initiation is never over.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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solitude is enriching
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The revolution will be the same
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Look at the finger!!
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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But I'm already repressed!
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practice random acts
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Lady Inspired
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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This is a thought free zone.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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You can't be too serious.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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This isn't all true.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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somebody stop me. please.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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fun is my function
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Hallucination is no private matter
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Now is all you have.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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words tend to be inadequate
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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