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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Caution: dry floor.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Normality is a luxury
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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technology will make or break us
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Why don't you mind?!
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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This isn't all true.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Why not?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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There is no more revolution;
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Get 0%, win
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Security through Obesity
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Robots bleed red
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Average is such a mean word
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Step on a crack
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Security Through Obscurity
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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