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Shut up, you are your speech!
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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How's that working out for you?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Go directly to jail.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Antisemitism is a gas
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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land of the fee
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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what? do you think?
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physical culture is second best
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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education is everywhere
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Average is such a mean word
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Why not?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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even she goes poo... even she
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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[Verification needed]
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Do Not Remove
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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I love you too.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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wishing things away is not effective
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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minimalism is about the details
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Power to the Imagination.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Knowing is hard.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Listen to the noise.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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world wide eyed
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