Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Be as if.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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This is not a meme.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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This bear's repeating.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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This is Not an Exist.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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out of nothing comes something
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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ban censorship!
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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19februholidamned
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Normal
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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