Semi Official Memebomb Archive

#tigerblood
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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This is an advertisement
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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My armor is contempt
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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some hacks hoax
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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I was young and I needed the money
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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here...catch!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Run. You're watching you.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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god believes in you!
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Don't fart then inhale it
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Question reality.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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You know what I always say...
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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The Sanity is IN.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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brainsprain
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Youthanize yourself
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Initiation is never over.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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get fired. taste delicious.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Reality is only a theory
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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You got away with it.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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hate love - love hate
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Somebody hates you
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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