Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Specialization is for insects
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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What Would Paris Do?
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Work is a four letter word.
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its funny cause its true
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Theft is liberty
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ask yourself this
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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This statement is a lie.
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It's a trap!
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Here's what I know,
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Try to outlive these words.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do not read this.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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"I can't breed!"
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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How come you so Dumb?
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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We'll make you happy
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Make up your words.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Hail Stones!
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Don't think
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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But I'm already repressed!
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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wacked lives shatter
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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To be happy is a new notion
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even she goes poo... even she
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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i browse eye brows.
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read banned books
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Get ready for this.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Do Not Remove
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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