Semi Official Memebomb Archive

corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Life is not rhetorical.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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How necessary are you?
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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You don't exist.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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scratch'n'sniff
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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This message isn't for you
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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belief is priceless
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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My father was a good woman.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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In the long run we are all dead.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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The End is Rear!
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Read out loud.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Who watches the watchers?
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Be as if.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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re-evolution!
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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ICDUC2?
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This is not here
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Sense is made, not born.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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its not. but maybe
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You are Holy in the wrong
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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God is a word.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Simulate yourself
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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