Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What will you be forgotten as?
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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In the long run we are all dead.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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i believe the earth is fat!
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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It's now
 
 
and then
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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How did you get here?
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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we need some new cliches
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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True love is overrated
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keep the lasagna flying
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Caution: dry floor.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Everybody knows.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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travelight
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Use no hooks.
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stasis is a dream state
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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DNA controls you!
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No gods, no masterpieces
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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happy happens
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Free? Prove it!
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Pain = stupidity
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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