Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Make weirdness normal.
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I see what you did there.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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My mess is a life
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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I don't exist.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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PANTS?
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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labels are not all inclusive
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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you can live on through your descendants
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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you must disagree with authority figures
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Every one can read your mind.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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after birth is before death
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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decency is a relative thing
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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bleed for the international power
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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big brother is not watching me
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Elite Populist
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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You are Powerful!
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Property is theft.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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The End is Rear!
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Caution: dry paint.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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ask yourself this
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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