Semi Official Memebomb Archive

be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Neither God nor master!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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never fear goddess is here
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Use no hooks.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Smoke fish.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Explain your sense of self
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Reinvent retardation.
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Roots are for vegetables
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Never trust what you read.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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blumpkinfluffer
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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this conversation is over
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Bored people are boring people.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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I am my own god now
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Work is a four letter word.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Small minds think alike, too.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I am living in denial.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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WAKE UP.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Down is the new up!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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