Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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People are blinky
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Finishing is for quitters.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Space is a practiced place.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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-hyphencypher-
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Pain = stupidity
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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It's later than you think.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Everything is Pornographic.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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seize the means of imagination
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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you read my fucking mind
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Head Your mind!
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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POOPEEPIE
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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you must have one grand passion
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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That's just what I believe
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I have found a truth.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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all norms are social.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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take nothing for granted
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Knowing is hard.
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The only enemy is good
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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At the end you see it clear
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Explain your sense of self
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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ignorance is hell.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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