The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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