Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Famous people are delicious.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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No one has died for your sins
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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You grok?
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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this post scares me
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Fumble the bumble
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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wishing things away is not effective
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Open horse fucking
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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You woke up for this?
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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everything that's interesting is new
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i wish i had tried.
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golfers are the illuminati
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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It only gets weirder from here!
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Security through Obesity
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Yes men get all the babes!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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fuck you
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Cums
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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What is the first question?
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Let us prey
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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And I thought I was original!
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me me na me meme name
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Pretend you're not pretending
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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