Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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FOREVER ALONE
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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You are now breathing manually.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Death is not only for you.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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19februholidamned
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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this is a interdistraction
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Adapt or die!
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being who you are is it's own reward
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[insert witty meme here]
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Albino african
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GET OVER IT
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Question lobotomy.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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golfers are the illuminati
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Maybe you're a product too
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Think outside the book.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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We are here to grow our souls
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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