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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Some farts go poof.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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しょがない。
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You are not an individual.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Write this somewhere else.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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delusions comfy enough?
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No purpose necessary
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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its funny cause its true
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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I puked here
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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You are Powerful!
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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We should all quit whinging.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Oops bi did it again
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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History is written by the winners
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Collapse the state of mind
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Do Not Remove
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Shit Floats.
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We'll make you happy
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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MEMESTORM
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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d's nutz
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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If you do it, want it.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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antifart
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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you are now manually dying
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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This statement is a lie.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Security through Obesity
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Tick tick tick
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I'm already against the next war.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Life is a hard life.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Difference engenders hate.
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DUCK !!
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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