Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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There is no mainstream.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Forget you even read this.
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Preserve disorder
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zombies like you
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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wacked lives shatter
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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scratch'n'sniff
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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This isn't all true.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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pink is ok, too
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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i redundant already.
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These words mean nothing.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Think outside which box?
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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delusions comfy enough?
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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what is future
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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TRAVELITE
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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read banned books
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Resistance is fertile
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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jesus was a roman mole
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Two-faced book
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Fight Me
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Please use other door.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Then why do you do it?
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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