Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Existence is futile
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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In here we're all anemic.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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water is just boneless ice
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Why are you so sure?
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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i need to avoid the void
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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please change beliefs
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"Time's up... or left?"
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Look at the finger!!
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Are you living in the real world?
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Use only as directed.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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My father was a good woman.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Who's life are you living?
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Never give an inch!
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No one is stopping you
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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humanism is obsolete
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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God is an excuse.
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You are not your ego
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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You know what I always say...
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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never fear goddess is here
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