Semi Official Memebomb Archive

God is a word.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Normal is a curve.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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You can fine-tune at will.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Kwote Zero
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Operatives are standing by.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Nature loves to hide.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Take the RED pill.
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It can't rain all the time
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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You don't need this ----->
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Call in Sick
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humor is a release
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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physical culture is second best
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Coitus ergo sum.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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I'm better than you.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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christinsanity
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Support Our Fruits.
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Your ego is biohazard
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Do what you want to say
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Do you smell bacon?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Let's be cruel!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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SCORPION PIE
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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