Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Please look away immediately.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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No pain, no pain.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Caution: dry floor.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Do not read this.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Beware of falling hammers
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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security makes me nervous
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you sure its safe?
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Violence never settles anything.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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please change beliefs
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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the whether is changing
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Some farts go poop.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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All that is colossal is fraud
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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You don't exist.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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poonerism
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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