i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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