Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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to be is not to be
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don't place to much trust in experts
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Lady Inspired
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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this conversation isnt over
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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You might not count in the New World Order
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Avert thy gaze!
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Fools seldom differ
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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fututio, non verba.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I see what you did there.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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This sign is not for you.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Plan early, plan twice
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water is just boneless ice
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Listen to the noise.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Imprint your reality here.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The End is Rear!
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Your mother was lying
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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The revolution will be the same
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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