Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Security through Obesity
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Objectivity is subjective
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Don't panic.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Chaos is what you make of it
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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don't even talk about censorship!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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The Government is watching God
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Normal
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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So, read any good books lately?
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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How often do you feel human?
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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are you wearing that?
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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This is where i get off.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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All myths are modern
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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You don't exist.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Average is such a mean word
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Common sense is neither.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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No one noticed.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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check your assumptions
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Do what you want to say
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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