Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Everything happens for no reason
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This sentence is a lie.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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much was decided before you were born
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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You're already in its belly.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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How do you get all those coins?
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Yes i did .
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Power to the Imagination.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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FOREVER ALONE
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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know it's naught!
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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The cause is the effect.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Love my label like myself
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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operating under the illusion
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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This sign is not self-referential.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Nature loves to hide.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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i just changed the world
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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My god is bigger.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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