Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You did it.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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morals are for little people
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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i'm just as god remade me
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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DO NOT WANT.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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This is not here
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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A free world needs no leaders
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not valid without receipt
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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#tigerblood
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Caution: dry paint.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Explain your sense of self
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Kilmalosa323
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raw backwards is war
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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I love my tribe.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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[Citation Needed]
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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fututio, non verba.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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an elite is inevitable
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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TREY CRAY
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averageness is a point of view
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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