Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Everybody knows.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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MEMESTORM
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Invent a problem
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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the void does not exist
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Apocalypse!
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Ethos under desconstruction
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Cums
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Orwell was an optimist
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How did you get here?
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Everything happens for no reason
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Jesus was a profit.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Pwn free and clear.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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fnord
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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You're already in its belly.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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planning for the future is escapism
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you can even marry harry
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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How's that working out for you?
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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No one gets out alive.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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If you want it, do it.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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annoy the boring
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Was it worth it?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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