Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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We see what you did there.
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giant skeleton factory
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Be as if.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Got your knows!
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I am no longer infected
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Scene and Herd.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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recluses always get weak
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Shit Floats.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Forget you even read this.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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If you do it, want it.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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to whom it may concern,
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Death is not only for you.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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inheritance must be abolished
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Collapse the state of mind
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Explain your sense of self
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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nothing is something
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Clara mascara
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you must disagree with authority figures
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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politics is used for personal gain
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Moderation is for monks.
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What poor gods we do make.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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