Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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138 dys ony sos
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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morals are for little people
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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The Machine is Us.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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No pain, no pain.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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you are now entering!
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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I like.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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really
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Smoke fish.
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Jesus was a profit.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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hail deep thought
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civilization is the denial of shit
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You know what I always say...
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Work is a four letter word.
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TREY CRAY
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The Truth Is No.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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somebody stop me. please.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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This sentence has never been written.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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averageness is a point of view
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Habeas Corpus
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Kilmalosa323
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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education is everywhere
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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this is a interdistraction
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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You can't buy fun like this
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christinsanity
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I am living in denial.
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August Victoria hospital
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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We'll make you happy
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all roads lead to qumran
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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