Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I came. I saw. I believed.
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offer very little information about yourself
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Let us prey
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Believing is seeing.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Darwin Hates You.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Freedom is a party
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Mission accomplished.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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My god is bigger.
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fear your friends
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Power to the Imagination.
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Politics is war by other means
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Are you still awake?
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fun or doom
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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big brother is not watching me
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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How did you get here?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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OUT OFN ORDER
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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You are hearing voices
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They know you're reading this.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Legalize poverty
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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i believe that children are the futile
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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They think you're weird.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Suspend belief.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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love your enemy
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Invent a problem
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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