Semi Official Memebomb Archive

world wide eyed
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Some farts go poop.
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Stop being used.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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They know you're reading this.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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i don't hate crime.
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WAKE UP.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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you are now entering!
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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It might be worth it.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Robots can Time, are you?
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Moderation is for monks.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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That's a fish and you know it!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Jesus is 6.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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I love my tribe.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Why are you so sure?
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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is this a stupid question?
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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"Please feel free."
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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apologies
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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