Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Some men are born posthumously.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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after birth is before death
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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It's a trap!
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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randy savage died for your sins
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expressing anger is necessary
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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So, read any good books lately?
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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This is not a meme.
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averageness is a point of view
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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What is the first question?
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If its to be its up to me
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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apologies
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All you can eat, shrimp
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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change your mind
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Schplie!!!! at random
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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