Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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