Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Save us from salvation
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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fly's undone.
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Somebody hates you
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decency is a relative thing
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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No one gets out alive.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Less is a possibilty
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Do Not Remove
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Levity Sucks!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Love my label like myself
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Get 0%, win
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Not all people are human.
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Can you hear me now?
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Reading is not understanding.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The Game
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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NO YOU!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Science is a cult
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19februholidamned
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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MURDERBIRD
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what would you break without rules?
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Not a Restroom
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Your dick sucks!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Do you think that went well?
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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