Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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You can't be too serious.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Free Baser Evil!
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being broke is childish
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Some farts go poop.
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Question reality.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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In case of fire, burn.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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This is an advertisement
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Reality is unbelievable.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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I think you came to late.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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What is it with you and money?
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Jesus was a profit.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Ignorance isn't free!
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It happened to you too
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here...catch!
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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The only way to get money is from other people
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Lady Inspired
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I would die for my own life.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Hokum all ye faithful
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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