Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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i don't hate crime.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Free will is compulsory.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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My body is clay for me to mold
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You don't need this ----->
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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suk up and pop
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The only way to get money is from other people
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That's a fish and you know it!
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free water! Take one!
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In here we're all anemic.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Everybody knows.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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How's that working out for you?
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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19februholidamned
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The Beginning is Near.
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They are hunting dogs.
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STOP TALKING.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I know what you did last summer...
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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You are a product.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Measure once, cut twice
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Click here to win.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Go directly to jail.
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Pwn free and clear.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Normality is a luxury
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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