Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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get an afterlife
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Got your knows!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Futility is futile.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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really
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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moderation kills the spirit
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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care to expand?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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solitude is enriching
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Levity Sucks!
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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asshole
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Jesus made a good profit
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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i dont really know anything.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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kill someone today
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Science is a cult
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automation is deadly
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Control is not control
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Fuck semantics!
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I'm trying... very trying.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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your breath smells a funny colour
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