Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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all information is misinformation
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The chao goes mu.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Make up your words.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Prophets profit.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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My armor is contempt
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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By the power of viagra
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Question lobotomy.
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Cadres decide everything.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Please look away immediately.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Be a badass
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ICDUC2?
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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i can't do that yet.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Jesus was a profit.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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can this really be happening to me
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Youthanize yourself
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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[citation needed]
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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choose life
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fuck you
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Smoke fish.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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life is short..
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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dare to be smart
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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