Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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The Machine is Us.
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low expectations are good protection
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Deity... he's come for me
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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get off your knees!!!!!
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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#tigerblood
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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i'm just as god remade me
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Control is not control
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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But we'll never survive!
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All we have is words
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Maybe you're a product too
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Some farts go poop.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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TITS
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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"Hauch"
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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world wide eyed
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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exciting controversy
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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You were alone before they left you
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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KNOW SHIT!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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This bear's repeating.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Leadership means taxes
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Recycle your pets
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HAIL TETRIS!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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you must have one grand passion
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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