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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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You're standing in it now.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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some hacks hoax
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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[insert witty meme here]
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Hellen back
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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My god is bigger.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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No one gets out alive.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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I could only masquerade
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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care to expand?
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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minimeme
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Why are you masturbating?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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This sign is not for you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Everybody knows.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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illness is a state of mind
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You better know
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Buddha made me do it.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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i need to avoid the void
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