Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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No hidden window here.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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minimeme
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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I see what you did there.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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It can't rain all the time
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Down is the new up!
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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We'll make you happy
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Only bad music has any meaning
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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I love you too.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Less is a possibilty
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everything counts in large amounts
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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YOU will live forever!
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You're on your own now
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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