Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Popes needed
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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such is the war.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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choice != control
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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hungry? eat me.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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the past is dead country
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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you're doing it.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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It's not my struggle
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Have you been alive lately?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Examine the following:
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Freedom Needs Work.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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