Semi Official Memebomb Archive

going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Today is the day.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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I have found a truth.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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You are now breathing manually.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Fumble the bumble
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Let's be cruel!
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Only the insane prosper
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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There is no mainstream.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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life = murder
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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You're on your own now
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to volunteer is reactionary
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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What is it with you and money?
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The End is Rear!
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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obamasyomama
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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I'm on thought rations
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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choose life
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Legalize poverty
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Try Dying.
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keep your eyes open
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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