Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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get thee behind me greyface
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You now have Asian Flu.
#3345 -380 = 3185 - 3565 - +
decadence can be an end in itself
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here...catch!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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all roads lead to qumran
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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morals are for little people
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Impeach the constitution
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Percepi et esse.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Welcome home
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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This is where i get off.
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This is not here
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Take no shit, take a crap
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I just love the way you hate
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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You are one of the masks
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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this is only a test
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Rejoin the human race.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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annoy the boring
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DO NOT READ THIS
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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â–²
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listen when your body talks
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Specialization is for insects
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Look at the finger!!
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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