Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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These words mean nothing.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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what i think i am
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They're catching up to you!
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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the medium is the mode
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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nothing is something
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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antifart
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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eeeee, be mite
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Lol, reality.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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This message isn't for you
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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How often do you feel human?
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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This message is not for you.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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the important thing is to cum...
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Listen to the noise.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Adapt or die!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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i just changed the world
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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A free world needs no leaders
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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