Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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In here we're all anemic.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Robots bleed red
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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the important thing is to cum...
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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humor is a release
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Poetry is in the street.
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I will never lie to you.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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I can see you
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Gamergate was here
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Stop Palpitation!
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Collect to reject
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Click here to win.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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all roads lead to qumran
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Security through Obesity
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Without fuck ¡
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Ateoff shitler
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How's that working out for you?
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Your brain is itchy
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Language is speaking you.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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you sure its safe?
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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"Hauch"
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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You are now breathing manually.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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one love
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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