Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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