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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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It's good to be the King.
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getting even is odd.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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someone should do something about that
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Maybe you're a product too
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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water is just boneless ice
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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My father was a good woman.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Cums
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moderation kills the spirit
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Grate with purpose
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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fear is information
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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all that litters is old
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The Machine is Us.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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