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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Do Not Remove
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Difference engenders hate.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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theft is the liberty of property
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Try to outlive these words.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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TITS
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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farts in jars though.
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I love my tribe.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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not valid without receipt
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Reality is only a theory
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Pretend to be real.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Prophets profit.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Leadership means taxes
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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I love you too.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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You might regret it.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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this is one sentence.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Five is a demon.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Control is not control
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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bleed for the international power
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Suffering is Optional...
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The dead define culture
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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You are the voice in your head.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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...and then there is this faggot...
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Get ready for this.
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SCORPION PIE
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