Semi Official Memebomb Archive

words tend to be inadequate
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Your brain is itchy
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Ethos under desconstruction
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Your smile or your life
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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JUST THINKING
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Power to the Imagination.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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You don't need this ----->
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low expectations are good protection
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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What Would Paris Do?
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Motherfucker who you playing
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PANTFARTICA
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I'm with intelligent --->
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If not now, then when?
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Pretend this is Reality
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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And a cat in every bag.
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Free
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Take the RED pill.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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get into the way!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Reinvent retardation.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Security through Obesity
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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to volunteer is reactionary
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Never mind that.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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