Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Without fuck ¡
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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anarchonistic
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sin is a means of social control
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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never fear goddess is here
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Don't believe this sentence.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Belief is the Enemy.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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security makes me nervous
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Grab it and feel it
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Reinvent retardation.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Civilization is sterilization.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Mission accomplished.
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Recycle your pets
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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This is my steakhouse.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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non serviam
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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re-evolution!
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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