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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Do not believe language.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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The police are your friends.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Life -- do you grok it?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Who told you to believe that?
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I see what you did there.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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words tend to be inadequate
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Hellen back
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Happiness is not efficient
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Everybody knows.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Please go away.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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You're a great actor!
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Why not?
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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DEATH SUCKS.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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ALWAYS IS
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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GET OVER IT
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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