Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Take the RED pill.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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If its to be its up to me
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Abstinence is perverted
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Perception is not reality
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don't forget what you already know
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Temptoe through the toolies
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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there are too few immutable truths today
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Not all people are human.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Slippery when slick
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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minimalism is about the details
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some hacks hoax
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YOU will live forever!
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Normal
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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go within the flow
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Be young - shut up!
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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