Semi Official Memebomb Archive

time passes through us.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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don't forget what you already know
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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These words mean nothing.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Apocalypse!
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Normal is a curve.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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description is more important than metaphor
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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keep the lasagna flying
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Love scares empty hearts
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Cums
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action causes more trouble than thought
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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All that is colossal is fraud
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can-I-help-you's
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Success: Just say NO.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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MINDCRAFT
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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This is the age of isis
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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This sentence is a lie.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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levity sucks.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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History is a religion
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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"Hauch"
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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giant skeleton factory
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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I love you.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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You know better
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Existence is futile
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