Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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PROLIFUCK
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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sin is a means of social control
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Laws make criminals.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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yeah, i know.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The door is the key.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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You're on your own now
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Will what you do
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Orwell was an optimist
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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The police are your friends.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Recycle your pets
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Have a good day, or die.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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