All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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