Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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ice 4 eyes
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Knock yourself out.
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an elite is inevitable
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And I thought I was original!
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No one noticed.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Never give an inch!
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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apologies
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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much was decided before you were born
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Free will is compulsory.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Adapt or die!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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minimeme
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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don't go with the flow
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Plan early, plan twice
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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eris is my higher power
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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sex differences are here to stay
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Think about what you are thinking
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Popes needed
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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pink is ok, too
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Listen to the noise.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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go down and drown'd
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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fututio, non verba.
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