If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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