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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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I'm already against the next war.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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They Live. We sleep
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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dare to be smart
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Be less prepared.
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How come you so Dumb?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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No pain, no pain.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Be as if.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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this is a interdistraction
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Why are you masturbating?
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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such is the war.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Control is not control
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I just love the way you hate
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down with lies?
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illness is a state of mind
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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