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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Make weirdness normal.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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escape from libtardia.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Please clean up after your god.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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If you can this.... you can read
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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NANODICK
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Killing is murder
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you're doing it.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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You are not your self-image.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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I shit you not.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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They're catching up to you!
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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after birth is before death
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Panic carefully
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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No one is stopping you
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Knowing is hard.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Not a Restroom
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categorizing fear is calming
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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expressing anger is necessary
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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