Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Levity Sucks!
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Check Mate!
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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i dont really know anything.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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hail deep thought
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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the ripple is not the water.
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SILENCE
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Do not live, do not die.
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Zombie or not to be?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Got your knows!
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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hate love - love hate
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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go within the flow
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Free will is compulsory.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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The world is too loud nowadays
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Protection when you least expect it
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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I am the voice in your head.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Paradox isn't.
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