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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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free water! Take one!
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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this conversation isnt over
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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step one: build a better idiot
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Oh, no, not again.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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BROFIST
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I want this statement to be false.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Elite Populist
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Your ego is biohazard
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Reality is unbelievable.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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It's now
 
 
and then
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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It's good to be the King.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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get fired. taste delicious.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Ye of many faiths
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Got your knows!
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do you think we are forever?
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The beginning of the end is T
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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You are not your ego
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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you are now leaving!
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"Time's up... or left?"
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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escape from libtardia.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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