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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Power to the Imagination.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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don't forget what you already know
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you are now leaving!
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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NANODICK
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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BeLIEve
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I invented plagiarism.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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this is one sentence.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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i will!
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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People are revolting
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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It happened to you too
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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You know it all, don't you?
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I'm already against the next war.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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They know you're reading this.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Schplie!!!! at random
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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slack lives matter
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Tick tick tick
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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listen when your body talks
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Smile for the camera!
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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