Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Power to the Imagination.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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MEMESTORM
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Protection when you least expect it
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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This sticker written on the internet.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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you owe the world not the other way around
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Everybody knows.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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can this really be happening to me
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Question...everything?
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Don't believe everything you think.
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The truth never set anyone free
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Coffee is bean water.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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What Would Paris Do?
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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We saw her duck.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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not valid without receipt
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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beat violence!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Orwell was right.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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don't even talk about censorship!
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Resistance is fertile
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i don't hate crime.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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