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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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True love is overrated
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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you're doing it.
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planning for the future is escapism
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Read less, live more.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Run. You're watching you.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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YOU will live forever!
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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listen when your body talks
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Objectivity is subjective
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They're catching up to you!
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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I am GOD here!
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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nobody does anything anymore!
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down with lies?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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The police are your friends.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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belief is priceless
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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All men are created unequal.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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problem solver or problem maker
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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what time is it on mars?
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Stop being used.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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You can't be too serious.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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don't go with the flow
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Disorder is order.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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do you think we are forever?
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Step on a crack
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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