"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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