Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Collapse the state of mind
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Two-faced book
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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The Machine is Us.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Power to the Imagination.
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keep the lasagna flying
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Collect to reject
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Who told you to believe that?
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Keep quiet about this.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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ask yourself this
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Marx invented capitalism.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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You are now breathing manually.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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security makes me nervous
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Your memebomb
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Because and effect.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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The new money is info.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Everything happens for no reason
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People are Human.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Control is not control
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Knock yourself out.
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Resistance is fertile
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Free will is compulsory.
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Art is dangerous
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This side up.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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you sure its safe?
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description is more important than metaphor
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Normality = boring-reality
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