Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be eaten by babies
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Happiness is not efficient
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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I am my own god now
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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men are not monogamous by nature
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Consider just thinking about it.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Ye of many faiths
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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This is the end
of the
end
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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This is inappropriate
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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pink is ok, too
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Please cue at this point -->
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belief is priceless
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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what did you lap up today?
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Appreciate Chaos
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Everything is Pornographic.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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How did you get here?
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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I see what you did there.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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I'm in this for the money.
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unleash infinity
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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This isn't all true.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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I'm on thought rations
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scratch'n'sniff
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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big brother is not watching me
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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