Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What would Emperor Norton do?
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Orwell was right.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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The Game
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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No perception leads to self deception.
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How necessary are you?
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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You don't exist.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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There is no more revolution;
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I love you.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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fat people think they are fat.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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We see what you did there.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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snub backwards is buns
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If your not confused your wrong
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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