Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Use no hooks.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Robots bleed red
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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There ain't no justice
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This is 'not cricket'.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Not a Restroom
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Make like nature: select all.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Chaste makes waste.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Explain your sense of self
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Kwote Zero
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all norms are social.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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No one noticed.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Please press any door to continue
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Success: Just say NO.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Free will is compulsory.
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I would die for my own life.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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You are a fire hazard
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Your mother was lying
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Measure once, cut twice
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Who are you? Why?
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You are now trapped.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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-hyphencypher-
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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