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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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POOPEEPIE
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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the revolution will not realised
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Be young - shut up!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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DIY
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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sin is a means of social control
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Your mother was lying
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Futility is futile.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Normal
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How did you get here?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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to be is not to be
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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poonerism
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Science is a cult
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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are you wearing that?
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Be all that you can be
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Quit the shit
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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what? do you think?
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Don't think
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