Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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