Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Motherfucker who you playing
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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raw backwards is war
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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[Verification needed]
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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It's later than you think.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Operatives are standing by.
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belief is priceless
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Moderation is for monks.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Space is a practiced place.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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categorizing fear is calming
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Make it so!
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change your mind
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Please press any door to continue
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Don't worry, be metal
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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look above the wind.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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i is imaginary.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Examine the following:
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offer very little information about yourself
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I love my tribe.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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