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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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decency is a relative thing
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Wit happens.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Save us from salvation
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Difference engenders hate.
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low expectations are good protection
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Convictions cause convicts.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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You are not an individual.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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such is the war.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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sin is a means of social control
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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The solution is part of the problem.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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That makes sense
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Then why do you do it?
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Clara mascara
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Kill your Idle
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Oh, no, not again.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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That's just what I believe
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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TREY CRAY
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