Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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you left the iron on.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Reading is not understanding.
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I'll be back.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Five is a demon.
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WARNING: And how!
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i dont really know anything.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Yes you are.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Today is the day.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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You too can be No. one!
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Are you still awake?
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Mind the malicious gap.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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I want your money back.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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all norms are social.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Be as if.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Lead Ashtray
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fear of a blank page.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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I really like writing on walls
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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