Semi Official Memebomb Archive

challenge your habits
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Got your knows!
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Kill your imagination.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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God made me an atheist.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Knock yourself out.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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this is only a test
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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This is now part of your day.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Run. You're watching you.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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These words mean nothing.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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You grok?
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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bleed for the international power
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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i need to avoid the void
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laws make legislatures
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You don't need this ----->
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PANTFARTICA
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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warning: the sky really is falling
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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ask yourself this
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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there's nothing except what you sense
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Feel great with purpose
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play freebird!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Zombie or not to be?
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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This is Not an Exist.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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You are a product.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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