Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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PANTFARTICA
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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We are not stuff that abides
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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you're doing it.
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All men are created unequal.
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I GET IT!
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Ateoff shitler
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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obamasyomama
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Use no hooks.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I don't believe you.
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You can't buy fun like this
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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averageness is a point of view
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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I know your secret.
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morals are for little people
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You are not your self-image.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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security makes me nervous
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Tick tick tick
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fat people think they are fat.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Make weirdness normal.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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That was a bad idea.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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you owe the world not the other way around
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can this really be happening to me
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Infect Yourself.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Average is such a mean word
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You are the opposition!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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The Truth Is No.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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not valid without receipt
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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