Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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The chao goes mu.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Science is a cult
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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its funny cause its true
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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get an afterlife
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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you are now entering!
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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You are one of the masks
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Prop Up The System!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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hope is self-replicating
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Rejoin the human race.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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You too can be No. one!
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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look above the wind.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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This is my steakhouse.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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You are hearing voices
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Laibach and Bank of England
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Pretend you're not pretending
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Save us from salvation
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Just give up and go crazy.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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minimalism is about the big picture
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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