Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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