Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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You are literate
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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It is happening again.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Take the RED pill.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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physical culture is second best
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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get an afterlife
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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I like.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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You don't exist.
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Operatives are standing by.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Lol, reality.
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Be less prepared.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Not all people are human.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Preserve disorder
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all roads lead to qumran
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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By the power of viagra
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Famous people are delicious.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Do you think that went well?
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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We see what you did there.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Nature loves to hide.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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