Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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God bless the kufar
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Congregation, please be seated
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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get thee behind me greyface
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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there are too few immutable truths today
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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you're doing it.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Your computer is lying to you.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Have that mole checked out
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The Beginning is Near.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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People are revolting
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Science is a cult
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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I want this statement to be false.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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FOREVER ALONE
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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