The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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