Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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power lies everywhere
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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suk up and pop
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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cancer cures smoking.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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It's good to be the King.
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Common sense is neither.
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fear is information
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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If your not confused your wrong
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I invented plagiarism.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Don't think
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Laziness is a virtue.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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the ripple is not the water.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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You are a product.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Mind the malicious gap.
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WARNING: And how!
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Education is a form of murder
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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This message is not for you.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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My father was a good woman.
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fathers often use too much force
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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words tend to be inadequate
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Believing is seeing.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Virginity can be cured.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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