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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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consider the inconsiderate.
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All generalisations are false
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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i is imaginary.
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Laws make criminals.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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scratch'n'sniff
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Make like nature: select all.
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this conversation isnt over
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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love your enemy
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Repetition is a form of change.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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No one has died for your sins
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You are now breathing manually.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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just say know
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We see what you did there.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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inheritance must be abolished
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Objectivity is subjective
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Achacha
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Do not believe language.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Don't panic.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Please go away.
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suk up and pop
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Abel had no descendants.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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If you do it, want it.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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