Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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