Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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This is not a meme.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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If you want it, do it.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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[Verification needed]
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Quit the shit
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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kill someone today
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Think inside the box
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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They are hunting dogs.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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By the power of viagra
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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TRAVELITE
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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IN MY PANTS!
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Be all that you can be
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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How am I not who I Am?
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-hyphencypher-
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Coffee is bean water.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Kwote Zero
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Orwell was an optimist
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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can-I-help-you's
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i wish i had tried.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Because it's there.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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