I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
5240 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes
Based on the GPL Kwotes Project