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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Get ready for this.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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chance the yeti
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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By the power of viagra
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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You know what I always say...
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Call in Sick
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Free
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Run. You're watching you.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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what? do you think?
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Your brain is itchy
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Free will is compulsory.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Write this somewhere else.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Control is not control
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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fallin' allin
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Kill time before it kills you!
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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life = murder
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Head Your mind!
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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