Semi Official Memebomb Archive

big brother is not watching me
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I have found a truth.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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I will never lie to you.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Dick.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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stasis is a dream state
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Just do it.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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physical culture is second best
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Are you interesting?
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You are now trapped.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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morals are for little people
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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The Government is watching God
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wacked lives shatter
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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you can even marry harry
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Be eaten by babies
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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We're behaving like insects
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Use no hooks.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Operatives are standing by.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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