Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Call in Sick
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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happy happens
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look above the wind.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Why didn't you?
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It's a trap!
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Fools seldom differ
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What Would Paris Do?
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Dick.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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You're still playing by their rules!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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hungry? eat me.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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We are watching you
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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I love you too.
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can-I-help-you's
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Think while it's still illegal
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decadence can be an end in itself
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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You know what I always say...
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the medium is the mode
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You're a great actor!
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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you sure its safe?
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I'm in this for the money.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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get thee behind me greyface
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Should we start over?
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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