Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mission accomplished.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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I want your money back.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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it's a headless blunder
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i wish i had tried.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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ice 4 eyes
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This sign is not for you.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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morals are for little people
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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They know you're reading this.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Abandon all art NOW
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Never mind that.
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Let us prey
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Today is the day.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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seizure salad
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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choose life
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Collapse the state of mind
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Get ready for this.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Coitus ergo sum.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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blumpkinfluffer
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