Semi Official Memebomb Archive

your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Success: Just say NO.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Don't think
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Adapt or die!
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Run. You're watching you.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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averageness is a point of view
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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You are now thinking manually.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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This is a thought free zone.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Never give an inch!
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Your memebomb
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the future is here now
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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humanism is obsolete
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Education is a form of murder
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By the power of viagra
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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jesus was a roman mole
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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hope is self-replicating
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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