Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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what would you break without rules?
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Here's what I know,
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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This is now part of your day.
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God is a word.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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love to see it happen
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You know better
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Levity Sucks!
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I do hesitate to ask.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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No purpose necessary
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Oh, no, not again.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Feel great with purpose
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Believing is seeing.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Only the insane prosper
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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mad, not angry.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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even your family can betray you
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I will never lie to you.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Personally, I blame society
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Some farts go poop.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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