Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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apologies
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Stop history
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Paradox isn't.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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No perception leads to self deception.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Check Mate!
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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GET OVER IT
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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This is a Meme.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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everything that's interesting is new
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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I don't have time for the truth.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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bleed for the international power
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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you LIVE in that head?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Don't panic.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Please use other door.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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It happened to you too
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Question...everything?
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Your cats are my target audience
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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