Semi Official Memebomb Archive

eris is my higher power
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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I hear music!
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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No pain, no pain.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Who told you to believe that?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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choice != control
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Are you sure? Why not?
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read banned books
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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jesus was a roman mole
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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help me i've turned into paper
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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mttv
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Abstinence is perverted
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humor is a release
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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It's good to be the King.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Man's character is his fate.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Lead Ashtray
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They Live. We sleep
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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You should pay more attention.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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giant skeleton factory
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You know what I always say...
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Not a Restroom
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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You are hearing voices
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I don't believe you.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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low expectations are good protection
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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