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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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such is the war.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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This poster is holding reality together.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I think you came to late.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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-hyphencypher-
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chance the yeti
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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i dont really know anything.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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DUCK !!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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IN MY PANTS!
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Laziness is a virtue.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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nobody is in charge
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Without fuck ¡
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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love to see it happen
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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What is the first question?
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BeLIEve
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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there are too few immutable truths today
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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choose life
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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To be free today means to participate.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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This message isn't for you
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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maybe partying will help
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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