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PROMISES PRIMACES
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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this conversation is over
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Only the insane prosper
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[insert witty meme here]
#3492 -376 = 3035 - 3411 - +
it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Everything happens for no reason
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stasis is a dream state
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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You are what you hate.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Please use other door.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -353 = 3022 - 3375 - +
recluses always get weak
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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I am living in denial.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Impeach the constitution
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All we have is words
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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To have nothing is impossible.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Abstinence is perverted
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
#1971 -319 = 2648 - 2967 - +
revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Home is where the disease is
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everyone's work is equally important
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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illness is a state of mind
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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I GET IT!
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Quit the shit
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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You are now thinking manually.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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such is the war.
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remember to react
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Here's what I know,
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Try to remember
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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