Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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what i think i am
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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fun is my function
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Is this really worth it?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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I GET IT!
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Robots bleed red
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Life is a hard life.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Read out loud.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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you are now entering!
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Chaste makes waste.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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everything counts in large amounts
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Smile for the camera!
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Can you hear me now?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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I puked here
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I know your secret.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Get 0%, win
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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choose life
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to be is not to be
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Fuck semantics!
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Was it worth it?
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Invent a problem
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Albino african
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Read less, live more.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Question lobotomy.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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here...catch!
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feel better now
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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