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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Cums
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Kill your imagination.
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Your mother was lying
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Disorder is order.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Nature loves to hide.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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There ain't no justice
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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You are now thinking manually.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Pretend you're not pretending
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wait faster
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this conversation isnt over
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Orwell was an optimist
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Do you want a cookie?
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I know what you did last summer...
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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I just love the way you hate
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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iPods are made of people!
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Because it's there.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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I'm not dead.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Who watches the watchers?
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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The toof will set you fwee.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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what i think i am
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August Victoria hospital
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description is more important than metaphor
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Support your local ceiling.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Existence is futile
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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