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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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averageness is a point of view
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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ux = bb is watching you
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Security through Obesity
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The new money is info.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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you can live on through your descendants
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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I saw what you did just now
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mttv
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I'm already against the next war.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Quit the shit
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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History is written by the winners
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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decency is a relative thing
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Violators will be fisted.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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SILENCE
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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go down and drown'd
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fear is information
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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The cause is the effect.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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