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Now is forever
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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d's nutz
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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golfers are the illuminati
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Jesus loves war!
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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change is an inside job
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this post scares me
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Repetition is a form of change.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Don't panic.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Who is the shepherd?
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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This message is not for you.
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even your family can betray you
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Only the insane prosper
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Fools seldom differ
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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NO YOU!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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i browse eye brows.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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practice random acts
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Negation is definition
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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It's ok that you don't know.
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