Semi Official Memebomb Archive

delusions comfy enough?
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I am no longer infected
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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A free world needs no leaders
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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farts in jars though.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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You're standing in it now.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Should we start over?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Everything happens for no reason
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You made me do it
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the ripple is not the water.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Don't panic.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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People are revolting
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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cancer cures smoking.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Life is a hard life.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Specialization is for insects
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Schplie!!!! at random
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Please go back 3 squares
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Strike any user to continue.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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