Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dick.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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antifart
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Pwn free and clear.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Love my label like myself
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Keep quiet about this.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Soil isn't a document
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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the important thing is to cum...
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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I saw what you did just now
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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19februholidamned
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Politics is war by other means
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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golfers are the illuminati
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Head Your mind!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Prop Up The System!
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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You're already in its belly.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Lol, reality.
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