Semi Official Memebomb Archive

expect a spanish inquisition.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Why didn't you?
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Stop Palpitation!
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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[insert witty meme here]
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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what did you lap up today?
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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water is just boneless ice
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There is no Truth here.
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world wide eyed
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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i believe that children are the futile
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can-I-help-you's
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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I shit you not.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Refuse to be remastered
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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People are revolting
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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wait,
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This is an advertisement
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Make like nature: select all.
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It's good to be the King.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Who's life are you living?
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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