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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Use no hooks.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Everybody knows.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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you must have one grand passion
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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You woke up for this?
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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All you can eat, shrimp
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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all that litters is old
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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What Would Paris Do?
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I have found a truth.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Make it so!
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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You are the opposition!
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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God bless the kufar
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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This is where I get off...
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Can I askew a question?
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Simulate yourself
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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choose life
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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How do you get all those coins?
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Only rats stay bought
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Are you a character or a being?
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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That's just what I believe
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You are now breathing manually.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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