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Never give an inch!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Some men are born posthumously.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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slack lives matter
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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That's what she said.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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I saw what you did just now
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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happy happens
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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You don't need this ----->
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Disorder is order.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You are now thinking manually.
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You are Powerful!
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step one: build a better idiot
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Don't knock opportunity
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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The only enemy is good
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Lol, reality.
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Never mind that.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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deceive regularly
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Famous people are delicious.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Kill your imagination.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Let us prey
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Don't quote this
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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brainsprain
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Appdupe offers readymade school bus routing software solutions that are packed with features and functionalities needed for its smooth operations. The school authorities and parents can easily track their children with this software on board. Get it developed with us at a relatively low cost.
 
https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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love your enemy
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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