Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a well rounded argument is pointless
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I have found a truth.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I know what you did last summer...
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Adapt or die!
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STOP TALKING.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Not all congestion is equal.
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seizure salad
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know it's naught!
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Please look away immediately.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Newfags can't triforce
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God made me an atheist.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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you're doing it.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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really
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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raw backwards is war
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Who is the shepherd?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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after birth is before death
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Can you hear me now?
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Free
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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No one gets out alive.
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Read out loud.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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It is happening again.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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