Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What would Johnny Cash do?
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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You don't exist.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Who are you? Why?
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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How am I not who I Am?
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What you change, changes you.
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black lies matter
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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SAUL MUSIC
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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It's good to be the King.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Why are you so sure?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Government Complaints Box
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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I like this one. It's dense.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Mission accomplished.
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christinsanity
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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This message is false
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Grate with purpose
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Collect to reject
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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DO NOT WANT.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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