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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Only rats stay bought
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Feel great with purpose
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Make weirdness normal.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Small minds think alike, too.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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No one gets out alive.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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bleed for the international power
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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I have found a truth.
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NANODICK
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You are Holy in the wrong
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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All that is colossal is fraud
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self-awareness can be crippling
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Your smile or your life
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Cums
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No pain, no pain.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Fuck semantics!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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-hyphencypher-
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Levity Sucks!
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Oops bi did it again
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Learn to Dis-earn
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Great! Doesn't it
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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repetition is the best way to learn
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