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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Why are you so sure?
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ignorance is hell.
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fnord
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Never mind that.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Step on a crack
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go down and drown'd
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Do you think that went well?
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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I am my own god now
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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It might be worth it.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Perception is not reality
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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I don't exist.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Are you still awake?
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For a good time call Eris
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choose life
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Do Not Remove
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Abstinence is perverted
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