Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus was a Buddhist
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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christafarian
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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The future is history.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Love my label like myself
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I am the voice in your head.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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What just happened?
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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I just love the way you hate
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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hate love - love hate
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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YOU will live forever!
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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STOP TALKING.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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That was a bad idea.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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do you think we are forever?
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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You don't need this ----->
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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This sentence has never been written.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Slippery when slick
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Why didn't you?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Beware of false profits
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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you're it, no backsies
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You've caught an even atom tan
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Less is a possibilty
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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There's no such thing as a free world
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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you can even marry harry
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