Semi Official Memebomb Archive

warning: the sky really is falling
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Fight Me
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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You too can be No. one!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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How am I not who I Am?
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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This town needs an enema.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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timidity is laughable
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Secrecy kills.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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â–²
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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this is a interdistraction
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Can I askew a question?
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Be less prepared.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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go fuck yourself
No really
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Perception is not reality
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Clara mascara
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Pain = stupidity
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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I am no longer infected
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Let's be cruel!
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You are Powerful!
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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We'll make you happy
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Please press any door to continue
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being happy is more important than anything else
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