Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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even your family can betray you
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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There is no more revolution;
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there is chaos in order
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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They think you're weird.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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I saw what you did just now
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Sense is made, not born.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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you LIVE in that head?
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No gods, no masterpieces
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getting even is odd.
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You woke up for this?
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Your smile or your life
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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All you can eat, shrimp
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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today is under construction
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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I've run out of things to say.
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Coffee is bean water.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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christinsanity
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Why not?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Republican patriot fakers
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Your memebomb
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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