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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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I think you came to late.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Neither God nor master!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Step on a crack
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Such Oddacity.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Difference engenders hate.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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can this really be happening to me
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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even she goes poo... even she
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Existence is futile
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Normal
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This is a pipe.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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This sign is not for you.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Scene and Herd.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Support Our Fruits.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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maybe partying will help
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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We saw her duck.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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