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homestuck
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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laws make legislatures
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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All generalisations are false
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Home is where the disease is
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Virginity can be cured.
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Invent a problem
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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the important thing is to cum...
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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description is more important than metaphor
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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You are not your self-image.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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There ain't no justice
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Free? Prove it!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Futility is futile.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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MAKE IT STOP
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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I'm on thought rations
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Question...everything?
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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expressing anger is necessary
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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look above the wind.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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