Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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I want your money back.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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jesus was a roman mole
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Government Complaints Box
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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don't go with the flow
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to be is not to be
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Congregation, please be seated
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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pink is ok, too
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Now is forever
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Reality is only a theory
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Hoard anything you can't download
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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This is a question?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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That was a bad idea.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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our bored brains need information overload
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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