Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Feel great with purpose
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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No direction is the right direction
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Panic carefully
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Vegetables are murder.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Get 0%, win
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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You can't buy fun like this
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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You better know
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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This is Not an Exist.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Ban Censorship!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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God is dead, long live God
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Be as if.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Negation is definition
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fear your friends
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Finishing is for quitters.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Each and single one
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Can I askew a question?
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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adjust your tie.
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Leap before you look
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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psychicdelic
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Caution: dry paint.
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This is an advertisement
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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I am my own god now
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This is the age of isis
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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This is a thought free zone.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Ye of many faiths
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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There are five kinds of people:
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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