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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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there is chaos in order
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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That's a fish and you know it!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Common sense is neither.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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one love
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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ignorance is hell.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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You should pay more attention.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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I see what you did there.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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It's good to be the King.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Go directly to jail.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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You are only happy by accident.
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Tear off all your labels.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Education is a form of murder
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Do you think that went well?
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IN MY PANTS!
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Never give an inch!
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Normality is a luxury
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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