Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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what was i just thinking about?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Negation is definition
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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listen to the silence
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Smile for the camera!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Keep up and be ahead
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Let us prey
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The Government is watching God
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Prop Up The System!
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Beware of falling hammers
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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I GET IT!
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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