For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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