Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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I am the voice in your head.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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PANTS?
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Generally speaking, women are.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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challenge your habits
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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No hidden window here.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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A king's castle is his home.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Because it's there.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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i never always win.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Don't worry, be metal
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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You too can be No. one!
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Confront the system.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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TITS
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Do you think that went well?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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TV Sets the Channel
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Motherfucker who you playing
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world wide eyed
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Terrorism.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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chance the yeti
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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