Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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revolution means going around in circles.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Security through Obesity
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Everybody knows.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Don't think
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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words tend to be inadequate
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Love's as good as soma!
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smash -HERE- to find out
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How often do you feel human?
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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TRAVELITE
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Question reality.
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Which way to America?
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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meet us in orbit
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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You're a great actor!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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this post scares me
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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care to expand?
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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This is the distraction.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Do not read this.
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I'm on thought rations
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Ye of many faiths
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Lucifer goes to church.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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