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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Success: Just say NO.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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re-evolution!
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Read less, live more.
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world wide eyed
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Cadres decide everything.
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nothing is something
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You did it.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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the city is upstairs
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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don't forget what you already know
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yeah, i know.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Robots bleed red
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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The dead define culture
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Kill your imagination.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Roots are for vegetables
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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The cause is the effect.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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"Please feel free."
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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I'm in this for the money.
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fun or doom
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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[citation needed]
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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averageness is a point of view
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It's a trap!
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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