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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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you are now entering!
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Fait accompli...
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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physical culture is second best
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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you must disagree with authority figures
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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This is a Meme.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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This is Not an Exist.
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The following statement is not true:
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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practice random acts
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Ateoff shitler
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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This is not a meme.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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fathers often use too much force
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to volunteer is reactionary
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this conversation is over
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Love's as good as soma!
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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please change beliefs
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Lead Ashtray
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illness is a state of mind
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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just say know
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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You made me do it
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Noone knows our destination.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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SILENCE
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Strike any user to continue.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Each and single one
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down with lies?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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happy happens
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