Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That's what she said.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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The only enemy is good
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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the whether is changing
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Are you interesting?
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Happiness is not efficient
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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love to see it happen
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You can't be too serious.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Everybody knows.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Are you still awake?
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You are a product.
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Things you own end up owning you
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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i need to avoid the void
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Who told you to believe that?
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Your ego is biohazard
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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This statement can't be trusted.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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God made me an atheist.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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lmao wtf did u expect
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