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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Read this like you would a good book.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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You know what I always say...
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Grayface is a Pope too
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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description is more important than metaphor
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I want your money back.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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ice 4 eyes
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Refuse to be remastered
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Orwell was right.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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All we have is words
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You know better
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Popes needed
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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free water! Take one!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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sin is a means of social control
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Knock yourself out.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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We see what you did there.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Please clean up after your god.
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No one has died for your sins
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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