Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Question...everything?
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Browsers for Genocide
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God bless the kufar
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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This statement is a lie.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Please clean up after your god.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Laziness is a virtue.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Eating the menu?
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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History is a religion
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Kill Your Idols.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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hope is self-replicating
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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is this a stupid question?
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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slack lives matter
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Objectivity is subjective
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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You grok?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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No one has died for your sins
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Suspend belief.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Clara mascara
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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It is happening again.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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MINDCRAFT
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