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politics is used for personal gain
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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EAT BABIES
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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TV Sets the Channel
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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operating under the illusion
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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19februholidamned
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We are not stuff that abides
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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That makes sense
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Orwell was an optimist
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You too can be No. one!
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Wit happens.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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My armor is contempt
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That's what she said.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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POOPEEPIE
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You don't exist.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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A naked mind is sexy.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Here's what I know,
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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This is the end
of the
end
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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You should pay more attention.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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you can even marry harry
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Objectivity is subjective
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Abandon all art NOW
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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