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xenophobes also fear you.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Use no hooks.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Think while it's still illegal
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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The Sanity is IN.
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The only enemy is good
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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step one: build a better idiot
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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All generalisations are false
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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You too can be No. one!
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Think outside which box?
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Malpractice makes perfect
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Achacha
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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You're standing in it now.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Knowing is hard.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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It can't rain all the time
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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You woke up for this?
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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You made me do it
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Of course you realize this means war.
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to whom it may concern,
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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