Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Please look away immediately.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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chance the yeti
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Kill time before it kills you!
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just believing something can make it happen
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Quit the shit
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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This town needs an enema.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Who is the shepherd?
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To be free today means to participate.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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What are you doing?!
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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You are hearing voices
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Down is the new up!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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get an afterlife
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Browsers for Genocide
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Just do it.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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All myths are modern
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Conventions are lazy.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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hope is self-replicating
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Explain your sense of self
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These monsters are people
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Reading is not understanding.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You can't be too serious.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Read less, live more.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Yes you are.
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