if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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