Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's not lies if we know the truth.
#1866 -358 = 2669 - 3027 - +
Can I askew a question?
#877 -398 = 2902 - 3300 - +
In the end. there's a period.
#1765 -368 = 3165 - 3533 - +
This is a thought free zone.
#2902 -307 = 3412 - 3719 - +
If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
#1712 -232 = 3657 - 3889 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -269 = 3195 - 3464 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -276 = 3742 - 4018 - +
If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
#4090 -291 = 3439 - 3730 - +
http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
#5478 -387 = 2570 - 2957 - +
read banned books
#2376 -390 = 3159 - 3549 - +
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
#3108 -296 = 3796 - 4092 - +
routine is a link with the past
#2426 -328 = 3033 - 3361 - +
EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
#5485 -372 = 2749 - 3121 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -290 = 3732 - 4022 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
#1963 -431 = 3317 - 3748 - +
the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
#2654 -337 = 3172 - 3509 - +
OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
#6349 -684 = 4344 - 5028 - +
The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
#4531 -392 = 3326 - 3718 - +
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
#5139 -387 = 3371 - 3758 - +
Life is not a free show...the price is life.
#1971 -312 = 2772 - 3084 - +
toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
#6335 -517 = 4433 - 4950 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2255 = 6493 - 8748 - +
Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
#1142 -340 = 2823 - 3163 - +
Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
#4650 -372 = 3641 - 4013 - +
Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
#1985 -411 = 2915 - 3326 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -261 = 2018 - 2279 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -869 = 3625 - 4494 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 -397 = 5219 - 5616 - +
Quick, while no one is looking!
#2361 -344 = 3423 - 3767 - +
First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
#4657 -352 = 2879 - 3231 - +
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
#3944 -344 = 2927 - 3271 - +
The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
#2805 -539 = 3067 - 3606 - +
true freedom is frightful
#2999 -209 = 3925 - 4134 - +
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
#663 -289 = 3279 - 3568 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -354 = 2993 - 3347 - +
It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
#1814 -292 = 3656 - 3948 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -369 = 3617 - 3986 - +
Sooner or later we'll get your kids
#2529 -269 = 3751 - 4020 - +
chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
#5656 -411 = 3283 - 3694 - +
If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
#4040 -217 = 3964 - 4181 - +
I'm not dead yet!
#1609 -257 = 3750 - 4007 - +
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
#5700 -264 = 3553 - 3817 - +
chasing the new is dangerous to society
#905 -310 = 3653 - 3963 - +
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
#4387 -505 = 3056 - 3561 - +
Nothing Serious Ever Happens
#3909 -292 = 3117 - 3409 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -314 = 3601 - 3915 - +
Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
#4419 -209 = 4321 - 4530 - +
What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
#5988 -358 = 3366 - 3724 - +
The Beginning is Near.
#5143 -390 = 3538 - 3928 - +
is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
#4425 -347 = 2715 - 3062 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -273 = 4125 - 4398 - +
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
#2942 -340 = 3204 - 3544 - +
There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
#2849 -397 = 2821 - 3218 - +
Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
#5409 -414 = 2606 - 3020 - +
That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
#2626 -490 = 3525 - 4015 - +
It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
#4481 -311 = 3623 - 3934 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -272 = 3799 - 4071 - +
It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
#1876 -403 = 3138 - 3541 - +
Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
#5166 -329 = 2811 - 3140 - +
Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
#5327 -392 = 3128 - 3520 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -426 = 3906 - 4332 - +
EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
#5447 -299 = 3303 - 3602 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -2574 = 6351 - 8925 - +
I'm an anarchist and I vote!
#4470 -324 = 3670 - 3994 - +
Question Authority; that's an order!
#2356 -327 = 3348 - 3675 - +
no drugs are no solution neither.
#4600 -185 = 4443 - 4628 - +
Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
#4454 -274 = 3001 - 3275 - +
Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
#2237 -316 = 2694 - 3010 - +
A person is just a thought you keep having
#4644 -284 = 3260 - 3544 - +
Don't complain if you do nothing.
#1070 -367 = 2933 - 3300 - +
The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
#4097 -381 = 3643 - 4024 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -486 = 4112 - 4598 - +
It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
#4784 -407 = 3244 - 3651 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -412 = 3321 - 3733 - +
kill your idols befor they kill you
#4491 -264 = 3438 - 3702 - +
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -302 = 2974 - 3276 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -408 = 3444 - 3852 - +
love to see it happen
#5237 -447 = 3194 - 3641 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
#2570 -342 = 3744 - 4086 - +
Space is a practiced place.
#3891 -377 = 3827 - 4204 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -349 = 3566 - 3915 - +
Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
#1021 -376 = 3063 - 3439 - +
I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
#5665 -463 = 2896 - 3359 - +
There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
#3825 -409 = 2910 - 3319 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#1206 -375 = 3006 - 3381 - +
One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
#4952 -265 = 3881 - 4146 - +
kill someone today
#6377 -617 = 4034 - 4651 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -339 = 3252 - 3591 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -324 = 3408 - 3732 - +
Elite Populist
#1141 -286 = 3422 - 3708 - +
Power to the Imagination.
#2325 -318 = 3048 - 3366 - +
What is true and what is right are two different things.
#4617 -321 = 2962 - 3283 - +
Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
#5848 -490 = 3228 - 3718 - +
Achacha
#6405 -728 = 3290 - 4018 - +
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -304 = 3720 - 4024 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -371 = 3913 - 4284 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
#5929 -394 = 2847 - 3241 - +
How many advertisements are you wearing?
#1456 -360 = 2768 - 3128 - +
You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
#5373 -335 = 3167 - 3502 - +
Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
#2248 -341 = 3077 - 3418 - +

5247 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project