Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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That makes sense
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what i think i am
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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hail deep thought
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The only way to get money is from other people
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not valid without receipt
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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out of nothing comes something
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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There is no help.
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There is no mainstream.
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Why are you so sure?
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Can I askew a question?
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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You're already in its belly.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Don't worry, be metal
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Yes you are.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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I'll be back.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Is this really worth it?
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Why not?
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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You know better
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Have that mole checked out
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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