Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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alzheimer macht frei
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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please change beliefs
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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TRAVELITE
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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what did you lap up today?
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Who's life are you living?
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Everybody knows.
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#tigerblood
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Dare to be stupid.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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not valid without receipt
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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You are what you hate.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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slack lives matter
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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I'm already against the next war.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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ice 4 eyes
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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DUCK !!
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Dick.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Stop history
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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can-I-help-you's
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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He who laughs, lasts.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Browsers for Genocide
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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I would die for my own life.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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"Please feel free."
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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fallin' allin
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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