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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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this conversation isnt over
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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I've run out of things to say.
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This is an advertisement
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Authorised graffiti area
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Average is such a mean word
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Tear off all your labels.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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How come you so Dumb?
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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ALWAYS IS
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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You too can be No. one!
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Please press any door to continue
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Because and effect.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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What you change, changes you.
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NANODICK
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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fuck it we ball
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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security makes me nervous
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Fuck god
I love her
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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