Semi Official Memebomb Archive

timidity is laughable
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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iPods are made of people!
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fear your friends
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I love my tribe.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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What Would Paris Do?
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Seriousness is death
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Yes you are.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Try to outlive these words.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Authorised graffiti area
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This statement is a lie.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Find your passion for apathy
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Dick.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The End is Rear!
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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minimeme
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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what was i just thinking about?
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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To be happy is a new notion
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Normality is a luxury
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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