Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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just believing something can make it happen
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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We saw her duck.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Security through Obesity
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Noone knows our destination.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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You are what you hate.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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We should all quit whinging.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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The Truth Is No.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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bad intentions can yield good results
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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PROLIFUCK
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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you can even marry harry
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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noise can be hostile
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Don't worry, be metal
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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politics is used for personal gain
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Feel great with purpose
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Congregation, please be seated
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yeah, i know.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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what is future
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water is just boneless ice
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Please clean up after your god.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Suspend belief.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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