Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Control is not control
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Got your knows!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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That's what she said.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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The new money is info.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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solitude is enriching
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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here...catch!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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The revolution will be the same
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Please use your natural reaction.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Never trust what you read.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Noone knows our destination.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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For a good time, please call 000.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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starvation is nature's way
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Stop Palpitation!
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Reality is rated R, too.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Kill your Idle
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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you are now leaving!
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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operating under the illusion
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Examine the following:
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Somebody hates you
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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