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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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You should pay more attention.
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PROLIFUCK
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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you must have one grand passion
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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power lies everywhere
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Plan early, plan twice
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Quit the shit
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Republican patriot fakers
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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This is not a pipe.
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ask yourself this
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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DUCK !!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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It's not my struggle
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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No purpose necessary
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Evolution IS Genocide
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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You're already in its belly.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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A language is a dialect with an army
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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No forbidding allowed.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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lmao wtf did u expect
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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It's never too late to start.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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dare to be smart
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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get an afterlife
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Do not live, do not die.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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education is everywhere
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You always love the ones you hurt
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