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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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out of nothing comes something
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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I am my own god now
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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What poor gods we do make.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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I was young and I needed the money
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Language is speaking you.
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ignorance is hell.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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TREY CRAY
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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World's Best Dad
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Noone knows our destination.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Property is theft.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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There are five kinds of people:
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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WAKE UP.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Pretend you're not pretending
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Adapt or die!
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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This is not here
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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discordia lumine maior
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Tear off all your labels.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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It might be worth it.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Darwin Hates You.
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God is an excuse.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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