Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Very vinnie voorhees
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Gamergate was here
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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really
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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what would you break without rules?
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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The revolution will be the same
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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know it's naught!
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after birth is before death
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Break a pattern today.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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This is the age of isis
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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People are blinky
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Robots bleed red
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Kilmalosa323
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Collect to reject
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Ban Censorship!
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Love my label like myself
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"Hauch"
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Government Complaints Box
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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TREY CRAY
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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time passes through us.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Every one can read your mind.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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i know that i don't know.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Dick.
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what did you lap up today?
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Zombie or not to be?
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Only Americans are real humans
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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They Live. We sleep
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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