Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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"Please feel free."
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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They Live. We sleep
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no absolutes!
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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get into the way!
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This is inappropriate
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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escape from libtardia.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Only the insane prosper
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Have a nice day. Or else
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Without fuck ¡
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Freedom is a party
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fuck you
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apologies
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Fight Me
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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fathers often use too much force
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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brobama
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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