Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Please do not use other door."
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It's later than you think.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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not valid without receipt
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Convictions cause convicts.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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What you change, changes you.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Don't think
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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me me na me meme name
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Tear off all your labels.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Fait accompli...
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Make up your words.
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Forget you even read this.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Don't forget to die
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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BeLIEve
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Your memebomb
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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The only enemy is good
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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