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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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iPods are made of people!
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Are you living in the real world?
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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The Beginning is Near.
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Clara mascara
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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This is a Meme.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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[Verification needed]
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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What you change, changes you.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Be eaten by babies
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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YOU will live forever!
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Freedom is a party
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Bow down before the one you serve
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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This message is not for you.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Knock yourself out.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Are you a character or a being?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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free water! Take one!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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"Please feel free."
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Reading is not understanding.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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asshole
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The hidden factor may be you.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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How come you so Dumb?
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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you are now leaving!
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I'm better than you.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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