Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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minimeme
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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You grok?
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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being happy is more important than anything else
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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It's not my struggle
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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you smell like your mistress.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Leadership means taxes
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Victimize Circumstance!
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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just say know
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Do not read this message.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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adjust your tie.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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don't go with the flow
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Listen to the noise.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Adapt or die!
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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NANODICK
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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escape from libtardia.
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