Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Eating the menu?
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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beat violence!
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Men always generalise
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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war is a purification rite
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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what? do you think?
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Initiation is never over.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Free will is compulsory.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Vanilla extract
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Failure takes practice
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Ye of many faiths
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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I really like writing on walls
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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#tigerblood
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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At the end you see it clear
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Without fuck ¡
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Jesus loves war!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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PROLIFUCK
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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