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You now get to create a new rule.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Stop history
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Please use your natural reaction.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Adapt or die!
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Control is not control
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Go directly to jail.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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He's dead. Get over it.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Read out loud.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Neither God nor master!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Be eaten by babies
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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You are now trapped.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Measure once, cut twice
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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This is not a pipe.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Quit the shit
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Ye of many faiths
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Violence never settles anything.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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This is now part of your day.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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i browse eye brows.
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noise can be hostile
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Don't quote this
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This is not simply entertainment.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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