Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Jesus loves war!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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A king's castle is his home.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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fallin' allin
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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SILENCE
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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They Live. We sleep
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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I GET IT!
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Today is the day.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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You are not your self-image.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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inheritance must be abolished
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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God is an excuse.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I think you came to late.
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antifart
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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You are what you hate.
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Listen to the noise.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Click here to win.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Politics is war by other means
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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