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Abel had no descendants.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Laugh
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Is this really worth it?
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Hokum all ye faithful
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I am high, bye
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warning: the sky really is falling
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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farts in jars though.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Perception is not reality
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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MURDERBIRD
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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There ain't no justice
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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this post scares me
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Think outside which box?
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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You were alone before they left you
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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I'll be back.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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This is where i get off.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Check Mate!
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unleash infinity
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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