Semi Official Memebomb Archive

bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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you read my fucking mind
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In the end. there's a period.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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yeah, i know.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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All men are created unequal.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Somebody hates you
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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nobody is in charge
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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There is no help.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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I am high, bye
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Theft is liberty
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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[Citation Needed]
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I want this statement to be false.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Are you still awake?
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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deceive regularly
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Free Baser Evil!
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Fight Me
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JUST THINKING
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Stupidity is a talent.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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This is the age of isis
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Do you smell bacon?
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Objectivity is subjective
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Clara mascara
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i dont really know anything.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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some hacks hoax
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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How am I not who I Am?
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