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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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I can see you
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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pink is ok, too
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Personally, I blame society
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I shit you not.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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you can even marry harry
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Superstition is bad luck.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Roots are for vegetables
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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it's a headless blunder
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Suspend belief.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Take the RED pill.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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No one is stopping you
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Chaste makes waste.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Life is not only for you.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Without fuck ¡
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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inheritance must be abolished
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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