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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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This side up.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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someone should do something about that
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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This is where I get off...
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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I want your money back.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Support your local ceiling.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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The End is Rear!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Art is dangerous
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Please press any door to continue
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Work is a four letter word.
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Suspend belief.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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what did you lap up today?
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There is no mainstream.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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History is written by the winners
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recluses always get weak
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Caution: dry paint.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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We Universe Itself
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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YOU will live forever!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Smoke fish.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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No pain, no pain.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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The early worm gets the bird.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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I love my tribe.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Why didn't you?
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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