Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Kill Your Idols.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Self improvement is masturbation
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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It's not my struggle
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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never share your dreams with a pro
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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And a cat in every bag.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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an elite is inevitable
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Neither God nor master!
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Think in terms of thought.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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You should pay more attention.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Power to the Imagination.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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You woke up for this?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Check Mate!
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Tune out the signal.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Paradox isn't.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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fnord
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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