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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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The door is the key.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Education is a form of murder
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The chao goes mu.
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to whom it may concern,
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Please cue at this point -->
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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hate love - love hate
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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That's what she said.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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fnord
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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YOU will live forever!
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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zombies like you
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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morals are for little people
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You should pay more attention.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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And I thought I was original!
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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