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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Question reality.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Space is a practiced place.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Control is not control
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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MURDERBIRD
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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noise can be hostile
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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fuck it we ball
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ICDUC2?
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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All employees are forbidden.
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Are you interesting?
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Laibach and Bank of England
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hail deep thought
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Just do it.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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#6546
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love to see it happen
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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annoy the boring
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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you LIVE in that head?
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Appreciate Chaos
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Gamergate was here
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Your brain is itchy
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Never mind that.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Panic carefully
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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chance the yeti
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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The free market never cured malaria.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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