Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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d's nutz
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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"Hauch"
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Not all people are human.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Simulate yourself
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Common sense is neither.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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You're on your own now
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Smile for the camera!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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What are you really thinking about?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Invent a problem
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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This sentence has never been written.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Do Not Remove
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Do not read this.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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i dont really know anything.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Government Complaints Box
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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