Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Jesus is 6.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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MAKE IT STOP
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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wait,
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This message is not for you.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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you are now manually dying
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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You know what I always say...
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I do hesitate to ask.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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It might be worth it.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Kook cain
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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PROLIFUCK
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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This is a pipe.
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Smoke fish.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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humor is a release
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Nothing real requires faith.
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The Game
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hate love - love hate
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There ain't no justice
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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You made me do it
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being who you are is it's own reward
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Happiness is not efficient
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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timidity is laughable
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Ye of many faiths
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Stupidity is a talent.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Be a badass
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Then why do you do it?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Leap before you look
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[Citation Needed]
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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