Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's no such thing as a free world
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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EAT BABIES
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"Hauch"
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really
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Do not live, do not die.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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There is no help.
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Your cats are my target audience
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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lord of the memes...
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But I'm already repressed!
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At the end you see it clear
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Cadres decide everything.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Operatives are standing by.
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IN MY PANTS!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Pretend this is Reality
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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wait!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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So, read any good books lately?
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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All men are created unequal.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am high, bye
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Quit the shit
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Who watches the watchers?
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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the ripple is not the water.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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In case of fire, burn.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Here's what I know,
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