Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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I don't believe you.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Failure takes practice
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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A king's castle is his home.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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I don't exist.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Yes you are.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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I think you came to late.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Your dick sucks!
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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the revolution will not realised
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Freedom is a party
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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sin is a means of social control
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Why are you so sure?
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The following statement is not true:
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Security through Obesity
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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This sentence is false.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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listen when your body talks
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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