Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know you, and I know your game...
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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MINDCRAFT
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Read out loud.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Try to remember
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Happiness is not efficient
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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nothing is something
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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civilization is the denial of shit
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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raw backwards is war
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Pain = stupidity
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Levity Sucks!
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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i is imaginary.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Legalize poverty
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Refuse to be remastered
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Pretend this is Reality
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Good luck on your exam.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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hail deep thought
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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wait faster
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Have a good day, or die.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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blumpkinfluffer
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you can live on through your descendants
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Panic carefully
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Specialization is for insects
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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