You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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