Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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It's always today.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Call in Sick
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Fuck semantics!
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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It's later than you think.
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fat people think they are fat.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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This is the end
of the
end
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Leadership means taxes
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Rebel against this command.
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Be less prepared.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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pink is ok, too
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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This sentence is false.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Law = X/0
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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black lies matter
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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averageness is a point of view
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Collect to reject
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play freebird!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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By the power of viagra
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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