Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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nobody is in charge
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Negation is definition
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Specialization is for insects
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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The Truth Is No.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Today is the day.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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STOP TALKING.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Terrorism.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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i'm just as god remade me
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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don't forget what you already know
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That was a bad idea.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Maybe you're a product too
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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fear is information
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People are revolting
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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You got away with it.
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Such Oddacity.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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fututio, non verba.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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