Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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fututio, non verba.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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#tigerblood
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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offer very little information about yourself
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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You can fine-tune at will.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Impeach the constitution
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Please cue at this point -->
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Save us from salvation
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Critique Thyself
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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We are not stuff that abides
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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what i think i am
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there is chaos in order
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life = murder
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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What poor gods we do make.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Think outside which box?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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christinsanity
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Oops bi did it again
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Just give up and go crazy.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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You've caught an even atom tan
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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