Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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KNOW NOW
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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keep the lasagna flying
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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supplementing my permanent record
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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You are one of the masks
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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19februholidamned
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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this is a interdistraction
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Every one can read your mind.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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politics is used for personal gain
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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This isn't all true.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Happiness is not efficient
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its not. but maybe
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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minimeme
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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This statement is a lie.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Eating the menu?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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How did you get here?
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Get 0%, win
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Politics is war by other means
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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ignorance is hell.
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Let's be cruel!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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you read my fucking mind
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