Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Famous people are delicious.
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The beginning of the end is T
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Listen to the noise.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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You too can be No. one!
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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The Government is watching God
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Do you want a cookie?
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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happy happens
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our bored brains need information overload
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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hugo phurst
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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You are a fire hazard
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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The Machine is Us.
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god believes in you!
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Belief is the Enemy.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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ask yourself this
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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But we'll never survive!
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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The police are your friends.
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Strike any user to continue.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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no absolutes!
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adjust your tie.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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