Semi Official Memebomb Archive

knowing yourself lets you understand others
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Read this like you would a good book.
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black lies matter
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Never mind that.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Killing is murder
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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minimalism is about the details
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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you read my fucking mind
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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The Machine is Us.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Laws make criminals.
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Don't forget to die
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Lady Inspired
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Authorised graffiti area
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Roll again.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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MEMESTORM
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Collect to reject
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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security makes me nervous
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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getting even is odd.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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All myths are modern
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I'm better than you.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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This is my steakhouse.
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The following statement is not true:
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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