Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Good news!
It's Terminal!
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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This town needs an enema.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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what was i just thinking about?
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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slack lives matter
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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never fear goddess is here
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You are a product.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Shit Floats.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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never share your dreams with a pro
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Please clean up after your god.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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I don't exist.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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today is under construction
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Pawn Takes king.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Moderation is for monks.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Marx invented capitalism.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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I love you too.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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For a good time call Eris
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Your dick sucks!
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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some hacks hoax
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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