Semi Official Memebomb Archive

He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Lego my Ego
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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PANTS?
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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averageness is a point of view
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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even she goes poo... even she
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Eating the menu?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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everyone's work is equally important
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god believes in you!
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politics is used for personal gain
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Some farts go poop.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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These could go together, or be separate.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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BUREAUCRAZY
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Because it's there.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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I invented plagiarism.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Have a good day, or die.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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