Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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i wish i had tried.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Should we start over?
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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FOREVER ALONE
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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power lies everywhere
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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So, read any good books lately?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Vegetables are murder.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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the void does not exist
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In case of fire, burn.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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jesus hippie
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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If its to be, its up to me
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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I could only masquerade
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Prophets profit.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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TRAVELITE
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No one noticed.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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You are not your ego
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Vanilla extract
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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This message is not for you.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Make like nature: select all.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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