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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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It's good to be the King.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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fear of a blank page.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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listen to the silence
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They're catching up to you!
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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It can't rain all the time
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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When was the first time you felt great?
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Social norms are for the weak.
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That makes sense
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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even she goes poo... even she
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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please change beliefs
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Make weirdness normal.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Secrecy kills.
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God is an excuse.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Be all that you can be
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Why are you masturbating?
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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There's no such thing as a free world
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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mttv
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#6546
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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