Semi Official Memebomb Archive

YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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routine is a link with the past
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Moderation is for monks.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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fear of a blank page.
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zombies like you
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timidity is laughable
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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In the end. there's a period.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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ALWAYS IS
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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physical culture is second best
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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It's always today.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Coitus ergo sum.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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How often do you feel human?
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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-hyphencypher-
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Fait accompli...
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A free world needs no leaders
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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what was i just thinking about?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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138 dys ony sos
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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That's what she said.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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No gods, no masterpieces
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The Sanity is IN.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Only rats stay bought
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Suspend belief.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Five is a demon.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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