Semi Official Memebomb Archive

romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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How often do you feel human?
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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fallin' allin
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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If you want it, do it.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Save us from salvation
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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war is a purification rite
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Chaos is what you make of it
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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stay human
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They're catching up to you!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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It is happening again.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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mad, not angry.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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A king's castle is his home.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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