Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Give me liberty or give them death!
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everything counts in large amounts
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Preserve disorder
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You are a fire hazard
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Life is price less.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Robots bleed red
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Only the insane prosper
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your breath smells a funny colour
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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lord of the memes...
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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This statement is a lie.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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You are a product.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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This is where I get off...
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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â–²
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Think inside the box
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Should we start over?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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unleash infinity
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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all information is misinformation
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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A free world needs no leaders
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Happiness is not efficient
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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eris is my higher power
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Initiation is never over.
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