Semi Official Memebomb Archive

redistributing wealth is imperative
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Authorised graffiti area
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You woke up for this?
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Are you interesting?
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Try Dying.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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the medium is the mode
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Do you smell bacon?
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There is where you say something stupid.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Work is a four letter word.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Reading is not understanding.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Use only as directed.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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#tigerblood
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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How are you reading this?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Use no hooks.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Why not?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Impeach the constitution
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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HAIL TETRIS!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Go on, I won't tell.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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I know you, and I know your game...
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Measure once, cut twice
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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what did you lap up today?
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Think inside the box
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Your smile or your life
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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