The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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