Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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You were alone before they left you
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Freedom is a party
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Caution: dry paint.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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there's nothing except what you sense
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everything that's interesting is new
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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fun is my function
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remember to react
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Appreciate Chaos
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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You're a great actor!
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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This is now part of your day.
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Buddha made me do it.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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These monsters are people
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Collect to reject
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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really
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YOU will live forever!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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being who you are is it's own reward
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alzheimer macht frei
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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SCORPION PIE
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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