Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Flee at once, all is discovered.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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PROLIFUCK
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to whom it may concern,
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Man's character is his fate.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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we need some new cliches
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Be excellent to each other
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Not all people are human.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I want this statement to be false.
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homestuck
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Ateoff shitler
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Prophets profit.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Deity... he's come for me
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You know it all, don't you?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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change is an inside job
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private property created crime
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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I see what you did there.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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hail deep thought
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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somebody stop me. please.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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