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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Smile for the camera!
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everything counts in large amounts
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Caution: dry paint.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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What just happened?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Life is a hard life.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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I am the voice in your head.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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travelight
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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morals are for little people
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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belief is priceless
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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illness is a state of mind
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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There is no conspiracy.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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i know that i don't know.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Pain = stupidity
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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You should pay more attention.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Cums
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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fathers often use too much force
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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And thus, sense was made.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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In here we're all anemic.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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