Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Hauch"
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Reinvent retardation.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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What you change, changes you.
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You might regret it.
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How come you so Dumb?
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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'slanguage
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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I am my own god now
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Yes i did .
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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You're on your own now
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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RAGE IS PEACE
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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mad, not angry.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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happy happens
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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In case of fire, burn.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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In here we're all anemic.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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water is just boneless ice
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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down with lies?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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