Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Work is a four letter word.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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play freebird!
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civilization is the denial of shit
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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listen when your body talks
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psychicdelic
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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really
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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what did you lap up today?
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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this is a interdistraction
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Killing is murder
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
Quote: -
23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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My armor is contempt
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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ice 4 eyes
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Not a Restroom
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Stop being used.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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there's nothing except what you sense
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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happy happens
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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d's nutz
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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