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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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to whom it may concern,
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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you are now leaving!
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Lady Inspired
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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This is a pipe.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Everybody knows.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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pretend you have free will
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Pain = stupidity
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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I don't exist.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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stasis is a dream state
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"Time's up... or left?"
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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fear is information
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That's what she said.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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SCORPION PIE
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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My mess is a life
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Who told you to believe that?
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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planning for the future is escapism
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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solitude is enriching
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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