Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Neither God nor master!
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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the void does not exist
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Jesus is 6.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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No one has died for your sins
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poonerism
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No, you're not a rebel.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Welcome home
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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don't forget what you already know
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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alzheimer macht frei
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you can this.... you can read
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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History is written by the winners
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Failure takes practice
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Confusion is paradise
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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get fired. taste delicious.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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It can't rain all the time
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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discordia lumine maior
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Today is the day.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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All employees are forbidden.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Your cats are my target audience
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Are you a character or a being?
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What Would Paris Do?
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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