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Do not read this.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Normal is a curve.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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No gods, no masterpieces
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Are you a character or a being?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Get 0%, win
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Achacha
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Try reading this page out loud.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Be a badass
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Don't forget to die
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Why didn't you?
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The media lies.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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me me na me meme name
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Taze a kitten!
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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In here we're all anemic.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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We're behaving like insects
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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IGNore fnords
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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