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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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somebody stop me. please.
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This message isn't for you
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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By the power of viagra
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Happiness is not efficient
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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practice random acts
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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some hacks hoax
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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I like.
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Adapt or die!
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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You don't need this ----->
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Work is a four letter word.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Clara mascara
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The more you know, the less you control.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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How often do you feel human?
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minimeme
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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It might be worth it.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Government Complaints Box
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The door is the key.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Try Dying.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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SILENCE
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Feel great with purpose
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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