Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Read this like you would a good book.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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My god is bigger.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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levity sucks.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Call in Sick
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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non serviam
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Everybody knows.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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This is the age of isis
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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bleed for the international power
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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No hidden window here.
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you sure its safe?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Common sense is neither.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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what's stopping you?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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It's always today.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Why are you so sure?
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I am my own god now
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the voice of god is just a construct
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Happiness is not efficient
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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This message is false
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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