When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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