Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Simulate yourself
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You are what you hate.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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minimeme
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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People are blinky
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The revolution will be the same
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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never share your dreams with a pro
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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TITS
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Not a Restroom
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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しょがない。
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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They think you're weird.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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