Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Panic carefully
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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warning: the sky really is falling
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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There is no help.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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I know what you did last summer...
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"Please do not use other door."
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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[Citation Needed]
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Ye of many faiths
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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You Can Use Fire
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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OUT OFN ORDER
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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you must have one grand passion
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Free Baser Evil!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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If your not confused your wrong
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Stop Palpitation!
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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seizure salad
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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