No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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