Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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re-evolution!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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giant skeleton factory
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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supplementing my permanent record
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Imprint your reality here.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Why not?
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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expressing anger is necessary
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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time passes through us.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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pretend you have free will
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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minimeme
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Only Americans are real humans
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know it's naught!
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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It is happening again.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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No one gets out alive.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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This is not simply entertainment.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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holding back protects your vital energies
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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It's good to be the King.
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I shit you not.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Social norms are for the weak.
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don't postpone joy
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For a good time call Eris
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Make up your words.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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