Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Good luck on your exam.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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The Sanity is IN.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Read less, live more.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Which way to America?
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Youthanize yourself
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fuck you
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Break a pattern today.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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The Machine is Us.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Kill Your Idols.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Why are you too good to die?
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life = murder
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you read my fucking mind
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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How often do you feel human?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Kill your imagination.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Deity... he's come for me
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Recycle your pets
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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minimalism is about the details
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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