first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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