Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Adapt or die!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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I shit you not.
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Some farts go poop.
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You are not your ego
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Refuse to be remastered
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Step on a crack
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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This sign is not for you.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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true freedom is frightful
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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iPods are made of people!
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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the ripple is not the water.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Prop Up The System!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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I've run out of things to say.
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recluses always get weak
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a name means a lot just by itself
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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