Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There ain't no justice
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Be excellent to each other
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Measure once, cut twice
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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So, read any good books lately?
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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"Hauch"
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wait faster
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This is 'not cricket'.
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you are now manually dying
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Security Through Obscurity
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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care to expand?
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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What are you doing?!
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offer very little information about yourself
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Knock yourself out.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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inheritance must be abolished
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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hugo phurst
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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