Semi Official Memebomb Archive

catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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BELIEVING KILLS
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138 dys ony sos
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Secrecy kills.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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you're it, no backsies
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Laws make criminals.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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you are now manually dying
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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after birth is before death
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Do you want a cookie?
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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