Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I GET IT!
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Such Oddacity.
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Never trust what you read.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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History is written by the winners
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there's nothing except what you sense
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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WARNING: And how!
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Freedom is a party
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Percepi et esse.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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belief is priceless
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FOREVER ALONE
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#tigerblood
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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everyone's work is equally important
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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revolution means going around in circles.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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But we'll never survive!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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its funny cause its true
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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care to expand?
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Try Dying.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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You are not an individual.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Appreciate Chaos
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Should we start over?
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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