Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are the marginalized prophets
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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you can even marry harry
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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pink is ok, too
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Men always generalise
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The more you know, the less you control.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Apocalypse!
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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There is no mainstream.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Look at the finger!!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Rejoin the human race.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Caution: dry paint.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Control is not control
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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[Citation Needed]
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Ye of many faiths
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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hate humanity. love people
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Do you think that went well?
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Get ready for this.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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everything counts in large amounts
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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How am I not who I Am?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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