Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Shit Floats.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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#tigerblood
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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My mess is a life
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zombies like you
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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[Verification needed]
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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ALWAYS IS
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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-hyphencypher-
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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go down and drown'd
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Life is price less.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Pawn Takes king.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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You are one of the masks
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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land of the fee
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You woke up for this?
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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The police are your friends.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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