Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Less is a possibilty
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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labels are not all inclusive
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For a good time call Eris
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Chaste makes waste.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Temptoe through the toolies
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Existence is futile
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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I hear music!
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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This is Not an Exist.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Every one can read your mind.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Should we start over?
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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This statement can't be trusted.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Stop history
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If you can this.... you can read
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Happiness is not efficient
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Holy shit look over there --->
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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You know better
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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adjust your tie.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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MINDCRAFT
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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raw backwards is war
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That's just what I believe
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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