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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Think outside the book.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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check your assumptions
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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The Truth Hertz.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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You can fine-tune at will.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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worrying can help you prepare
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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this conversation is over
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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nobody is in charge
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Everything is Pornographic.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Some farts go poof.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Everybody knows.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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It's not my struggle
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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the city is upstairs
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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what was i just thinking about?
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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I could only masquerade
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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You are now thinking manually.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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If its to be its up to me
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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asshole
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