Semi Official Memebomb Archive

shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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land of the fee
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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xenophobes also fear you.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I bet you stepped in it.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Belief is the Enemy.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Be all that you can be
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Yes you are.
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hope is self-replicating
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Orwell was right.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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POOPEEPIE
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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You are hearing voices
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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[Citation Needed]
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Leadership means taxes
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Love's as good as soma!
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you sure its safe?
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I puked here
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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