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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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blumpkinfluffer
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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The cause is the effect.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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No forbidding allowed.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Life is price less.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Duck
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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automation is deadly
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Can I askew a question?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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God is an excuse.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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My god is bigger.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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You are Powerful!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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You know it all, don't you?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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what is future
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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often you should act like you are sexless
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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ask yourself this
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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offer very little information about yourself
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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