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Penguin.
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PANTFARTICA
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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It's always today.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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do you think we are forever?
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Utopia, why?
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Smoke fish.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Orwell was right.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Defective for our future.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Life is not only for you.
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Now is forever
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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I love you.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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nothing is something
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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what i think i am
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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fuck it we ball
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Specialization is for insects
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Please look away immediately.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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ask yourself this
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Yes men get all the babes!
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