Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Appreciate Chaos
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Think inside the box
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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You are not your ego
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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No one has died for your sins
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Negation is definition
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Don't tread on me
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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after birth is before death
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Should we start over?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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what is future
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Green paper makes me happy!
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Imprint your reality here.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Fight Me
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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I'm already against the next war.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Prop Up The System!
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I hate prejudiced people.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Roll again.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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