Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Have that mole checked out
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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physical culture is second best
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Not all congestion is equal.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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ignorance is hell.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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How necessary are you?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Resistance is fertile
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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You don't exist.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Don't forget to die
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Panic carefully
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I hate prejudiced people.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Grate with purpose
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Love scares empty hearts
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Man's character is his fate.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Read out loud.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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