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even she goes poo... even she
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psychicdelic
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Freedom is a party
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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You're already in its belly.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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What is the first question?
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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feel better now
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Popes needed
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Moderation is for monks.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Today is the day.
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iPods are made of people!
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Security through Obesity
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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This sentence is false.
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People are revolting
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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You were alone before they left you
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Laugh
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Pwn free and clear.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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The Sanity is IN.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Truth is plural and contingent
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Rebel against this command.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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you are now manually dying
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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