Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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BROFIST
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What poor gods we do make.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Don't think
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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is this a stupid question?
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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The new money is info.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do not read this message.
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water is just boneless ice
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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choose life
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Apocalypse!
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Recycle your pets
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STOP TALKING.
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Knock yourself out.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Preserve disorder
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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All generalisations are false
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Duck
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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labels are not all inclusive
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Everybody knows.
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Make like nature: select all.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Personally, I blame society
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Habeas Corpus
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Is this really worth it?
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Protection when you least expect it
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