Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ALWAYS IS
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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My god is bigger.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Abel had no descendants.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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We're behaving like insects
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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The beginning of the end is T
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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you're doing it.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Can I ask you a second question?
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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world wide eyed
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Because it's there.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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you can live on through your descendants
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Knowing is hard.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Make it so!
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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look above the wind.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Cums
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Reality is only a theory
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Why didn't you?
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