There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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