Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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technology will make or break us
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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True love is overrated
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Make up your words.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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You Can Use Fire
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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take nothing for granted
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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For a good time call Eris
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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pink is ok, too
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Fuck god
I love her
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I don't exist.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Here's what I know,
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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MAKE IT STOP
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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This is the distraction.
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Do not believe language.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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You are not an individual.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Support Our Fruits.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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