Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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dare to be smart
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Caution: dry floor.
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Jesus was a profit.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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wait,
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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there are too few immutable truths today
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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It's not my struggle
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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christafarian
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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WARNING: And how!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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We Universe Itself
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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get fired. taste delicious.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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hate speech?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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This statement is a lie.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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To be free today means to participate.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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you're doing it.
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private property created crime
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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blumpkinfluffer
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Defective for our future.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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This is not a meme.
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Hail Stones!
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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You are a fire hazard
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Soil isn't a document
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Don't quote this
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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