Semi Official Memebomb Archive

self-contempt can do more harm than good
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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True love is overrated
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You are a product.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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If its to be, its up to me
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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remember to react
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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You are not your self-image.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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"I can't breed!"
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Someone knows better than you
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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don't place to much trust in experts
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Do what you want to say
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I GET IT!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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SCORPION PIE
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I hear music!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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This side up.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Do you think that went well?
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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I shit you not.
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much was decided before you were born
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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ALWAYS IS
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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fututio, non verba.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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morals are for little people
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