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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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humor is a release
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Smile for the camera!
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Grab it and feel it
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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feel better now
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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By the power of viagra
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Where do your ideas come from?
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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go within the flow
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Question...everything?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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No hidden window here.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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physical culture is second best
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Rebel against this command.
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what time is it on mars?
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this post scares me
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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choice != control
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Virginity can be cured.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Your ego is biohazard
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Impeach the constitution
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Don't fart then inhale it
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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This bear's repeating.
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Look at the finger!!
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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People are Human.
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What just happened?
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