Semi Official Memebomb Archive

don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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TREY CRAY
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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What poor gods we do make.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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How come you so Dumb?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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keep your eyes open
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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How did you get here?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Let's be cruel!
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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NANODICK
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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All employees are forbidden.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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This is Not an Exist.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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hungry? eat me.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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fuck it we ball
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hope is self-replicating
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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