Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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jesus hippie
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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can this really be happening to me
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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you can even marry harry
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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PANTFARTICA
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Please use other door.
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the future is here now
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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To have nothing is impossible.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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I just love the way you hate
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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All men are created unequal.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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care to expand?
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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He who laughs, lasts.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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love to see it happen
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Think outside the book.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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EAT BABIES
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I see what you did there.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Things you own end up owning you
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Everybody knows.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Explain your sense of self
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