Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Lucifer goes to church.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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MINDCRAFT
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Let us prey
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Noone knows our destination.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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No forbidding allowed.
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It's never too late to start.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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I'm better than you.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Leadership means taxes
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Preserve disorder
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No, you're not a rebel.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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You got away with it.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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i can't do that yet.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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FUCK SPARTA!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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the city is upstairs
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Think inside the box
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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mad, not angry.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Think in terms of thought.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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black lies matter
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Explain your sense of self
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Tick tick tick
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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"Please do not use other door."
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Personally, I blame society
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