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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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DIY
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Adapt or die!
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Jesus made a good profit
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I am living in denial.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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You are literate
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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There are no gold prisons
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really
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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you're it, no backsies
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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I don't exist.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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How am I not who I Am?
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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conspiracy is all about you.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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The Truth Hertz.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Personally, I blame society
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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PANTFARTICA
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Has to happen to somebody.
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i can't do that yet.
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you can live on through your descendants
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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All generalisations are false
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The beginning of the end is T
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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I am the voice in your head.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Now is all you have.
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to whom it may concern,
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Duck
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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You are now breathing manually.
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Don't forget to die
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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