Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They are hunting dogs.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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The more you know, the less you control.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Who's life are you living?
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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You are Powerful!
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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I don't exist.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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We're behaving like insects
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Belief is the Enemy.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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hate speech?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Politics is war by other means
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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This sign is not for you.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Is this really worth it?
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Please clean up after your god.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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This is a thought free zone.
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But we'll never survive!
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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My body is clay for me to mold
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They Live. We sleep
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somebody stop me. please.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Every one can read your mind.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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is there someone standing behind me?
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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to be is not to be
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Leadership means taxes
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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what? do you think?
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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19februholidamned
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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