Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Every one can read your mind.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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The Truth Is No.
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Negation is definition
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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MEMESTORM
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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wacked lives shatter
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Feel great with purpose
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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This sign is not self-referential.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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operating under the illusion
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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No, you're not a rebel.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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levity sucks.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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world wide eyed
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Be less prepared.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Think about what you are thinking
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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I love my tribe.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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PANTFARTICA
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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What poor gods we do make.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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For a good time, please call 000.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Keep quiet about this.
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