Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Find your passion for apathy
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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You Can Use Fire
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Life is a hard life.
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what i think i am
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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I saw what you did just now
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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drama often obscures the real issues
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You're a great actor!
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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No hidden window here.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Burning bush did 9/11
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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ignorance is knowledge
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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How did you get here?
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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All employees are forbidden.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Man's character is his fate.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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To be happy is a new notion
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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to whom it may concern,
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They think you're weird.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Your ego is biohazard
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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zombies like you
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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life is short..
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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are you wearing that?
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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don't forget what you already know
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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