Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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deceive regularly
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No perception leads to self deception.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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unleash infinity
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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i can't do that yet.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Not all people are human.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Question lobotomy.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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i dont really know anything.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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you can live on through your descendants
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this is one sentence.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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mad, not angry.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Laugh
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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God is dead, long live God
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Don't forget to die
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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take nothing for granted
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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escape from libtardia.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Now Accepting New Patience
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Reality is only a theory
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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change is an inside job
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Which way to America?
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You Can Use Fire
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