Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Only the insane prosper
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Small minds think alike, too.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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This is not a pipe.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Operatives are standing by.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Habeas Corpus
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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this is one sentence.
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this conversation isnt over
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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ISABELLAH
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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No purpose necessary
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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nobody is in charge
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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"Hauch"
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Life is not only for you.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Do you want a cookie?
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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antifart
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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change is an inside job
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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black lies matter
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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you LIVE in that head?
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Coffee is bean water.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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automation is deadly
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Why are you masturbating?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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what? do you think?
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