Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know what I always say...
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Two-faced book
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Orwell was right.
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Plan early, plan twice
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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In case of fire, burn.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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EAT BABIES
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Terror is what you make of it.
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This is an advertisement
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Oops bi did it again
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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You got away with it.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Smile for the camera!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Prophets profit.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Virginity can be cured.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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We should all quit whinging.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Got your knows!
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Why not?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Roll again.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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