Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Think in terms of thought.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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jesus hippie
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Tune out the signal.
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STOP TALKING.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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technology will make or break us
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everyone's work is equally important
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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all roads lead to qumran
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Slippery when slick
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hope is self-replicating
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Chaste makes waste.
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christafarian
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Browsers for Genocide
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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In here we're all anemic.
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take nothing for granted
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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This is now part of your day.
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Congregation, please be seated
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Free will is compulsory.
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What if you're the one?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Resistance is fertile
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You did it.
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Common sense is neither.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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You made me do it
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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wipe off that lipstick.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Popes needed
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Reading is not understanding.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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You're a great actor!
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hail deep thought
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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This is not a pipe.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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i will!
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keep the lasagna flying
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Forget you even read this.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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You can't buy fun like this
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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