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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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TREY CRAY
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everything counts in large amounts
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Fumble the bumble
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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This sentence has never been written.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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I puked here
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Your dick sucks!
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Paradox isn't.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Was it worth it?
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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everyone's work is equally important
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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JUST THINKING
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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You can't buy fun like this
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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I'll be back.
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I love you too.
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Success: Just say NO.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Hellen back
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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My moral standing is lying down.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Jesus made a good profit
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Who is the shepherd?
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Question...everything?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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You don't exist.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Imagine the unimaginable
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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