Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's getting worse, isn't it?
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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labels are not all inclusive
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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When's the last time you felt great?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Write this somewhere else.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Lead Ashtray
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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eris is my higher power
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Marx invented capitalism.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Legalize poverty
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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You did it.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Examine the following:
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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You are not your ego
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Are you interesting?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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The only way to get money is from other people
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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humor is a release
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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