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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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You too can be No. one!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Do not believe language.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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fathers often use too much force
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Are you living in the real world?
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Make up your words.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Death is not only for you.
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Reinvent retardation.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Less is a possibilty
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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some hacks hoax
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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The revolution will be the same
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I would die for my own life.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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