Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why are you so sure?
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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there's nothing except what you sense
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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You are now trapped.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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This is a thought free zone.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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In here we're all anemic.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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i can't do that yet.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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apologies
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Be as if.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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choice != control
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Finishing is for quitters.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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mttv
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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I hear music!
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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-hyphencypher-
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Read this like you would a good book.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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We're behaving like insects
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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EAT BABIES
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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wait faster
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Failure takes practice
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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feel better now
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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sin is a means of social control
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Resistance is fertile
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Security through Obesity
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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