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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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You are not an individual.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Context does.
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The police are your friends.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Let us prey
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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ALWAYS IS
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Support Our Fruits.
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golfers are the illuminati
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snub backwards is buns
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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You're already in its belly.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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The only enemy is good
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is there someone standing behind me?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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This is not a meme.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Be eaten by babies
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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You might regret it.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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d's nutz
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starvation is nature's way
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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one love
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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You did it.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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ask yourself this
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suk up and pop
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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They know you're reading this.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Run. You're watching you.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Yes you are.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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