Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Its the penultimate countdown.
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しょがない。
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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noise can be hostile
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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you must have one grand passion
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Orwell was an optimist
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Use only as directed.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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the medium is the mode
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Just do it.
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MURDERBIRD
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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"Please do not use other door."
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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How are you reading this?
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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And thus, sense was made.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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You are not your ego
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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You saw this message yesterday.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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get an afterlife
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Private parking in Area only !
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Keep quiet about this.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Pretend you're not pretending
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Don't panic.
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This is an advertisement
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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annoy the boring
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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SCORPION PIE
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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This is a pipe.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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there's nothing except what you sense
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Is this really worth it?
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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