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randy savage died for your sins
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Laugh
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Good luck on your exam.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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what did you lap up today?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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land of the fee
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Quit the shit
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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eris is my higher power
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Be less prepared.
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Nature loves to hide.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Temptoe through the toolies
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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That's what she said.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Science is a cult
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Rebel against this command.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Things you own end up owning you
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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YOU will live forever!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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