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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Be less prepared.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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nothing is something
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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No one has died for your sins
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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feel better now
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What are you really thinking about?
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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JUST THINKING
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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The Machine is Us.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Try to remember
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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You are Powerful!
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I know what you did last summer...
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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can-I-help-you's
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Go directly to jail.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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