Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend you're not pretending
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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abort that defeatist
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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today is under construction
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Reinvent retardation.
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You're already in its belly.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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We should all quit whinging.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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We're behaving like insects
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Oops bi did it again
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Law = X/0
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Maybe you're a product too
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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It's always today.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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morals are for little people
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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You're No. One
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This is a mindjacking!
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Bored people are boring people.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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this conversation isnt over
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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