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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Don't knock opportunity
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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MINDCRAFT
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Ye of many faiths
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Rebel against this command.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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This is a thought free zone.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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I hear music!
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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non serviam
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all norms are social.
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Appreciate Chaos
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you're it, no backsies
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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nobody is in charge
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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This sticker is upside-down.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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I really like writing on walls
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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what did you lap up today?
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Resistance is fertile
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You don't exist.
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Abstinence is perverted
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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These words mean nothing.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Small minds think alike, too.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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here...catch!
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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ban censorship!
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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