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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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You are a fire hazard
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Are you a character or a being?
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get into the way!
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Stop Palpitation!
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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I know your secret.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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This is not here
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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ice 4 eyes
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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my head hurts worse than yours
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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bleed for the international power
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Call in Sick
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Why are you so sure?
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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cancer cures smoking.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Moderation is for monks.
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the future is here now
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Are you interesting?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Life is price less.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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This is the distraction.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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hail deep thought
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The Machine is Us.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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life is short..
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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History is written by the winners
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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wacked lives shatter
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Panic carefully
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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How are you reading this?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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