Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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For a good time call Eris
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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those without self-control seek to control others
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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You'll never get this time back.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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You're a great actor!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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19februholidamned
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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They Live. We sleep
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Feel great with purpose
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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is this a stupid question?
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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You can't buy fun like this
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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This is not a pipe.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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the ripple is not the water.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Keep up and be ahead
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Your smile or your life
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Rebel against this command.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Who's life are you living?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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By the power of viagra
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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