Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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help me i've turned into paper
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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This town needs an enema.
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Security through Obesity
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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The new money is info.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Are you sure? Why not?
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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We have this area under surveillance
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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i is imaginary.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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There are no gold prisons
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Neither God nor master!
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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To have nothing is impossible.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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much was decided before you were born
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Jesus is 6.
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ISABELLAH
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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The following statement is not true:
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Jesus was a profit.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Now is forever
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You are a fire hazard
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Art is dangerous
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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IGNore fnords
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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