Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Can I askew a question?
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All your mistakes are performance art
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Are you a character or a being?
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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This poster is holding reality together.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Only bad music has any meaning
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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It's never too late to start.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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How often do you feel human?
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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solitude is enriching
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Burning bush did 9/11
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i will!
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Grab it and feel it
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play freebird!
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Beware of false profits
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big brother is not watching me
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Imagine the unimaginable
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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minimalism is about the details
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an elite is inevitable
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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i think therefore i think i am
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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you are now manually dying
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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You are the opposition!
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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you can do more than you think.
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not valid without receipt
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You did it.
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Listen to the noise.
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Defective for our future.
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