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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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anarchonistic
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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We saw her duck.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Congregation, please be seated
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I'll be back.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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the ripple is not the water.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Pretend to be real.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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noise can be hostile
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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seizure salad
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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That was a bad idea.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Your brain is itchy
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Art is dangerous
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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No gods, no masterpieces
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This is the end
of the
end
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Jesus loves war!
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Private parking in Area only !
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Fait accompli...
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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WARNING: And how!
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Who's life are you living?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Use only as directed.
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How are you reading this?
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Zombie or not to be?
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This statement is a lie.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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ICDUC2?
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Kill Your Idols.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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PANTFARTICA
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