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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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fear your friends
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Deity... he's come for me
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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You now get to create a new rule.
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You too can be No. one!
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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time passes through us.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Who's life are you living?
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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can this really be happening to me
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I am GOD here!
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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What could possibly go wrong?
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This sign is not self-referential.
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here...catch!
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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I am my own god now
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19februholidamned
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Are you sure? Why not?
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Common sense is neither.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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You are now thinking manually.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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keep the lasagna flying
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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everything that's interesting is new
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WARNING: And how!
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Congregation, please be seated
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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I GET IT!
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Knowing is hard.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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MEMESTORM
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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I shit you not.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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The free market never cured malaria.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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The revolution will be the same
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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