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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Each and single one
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Think inside the box
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Recycle your pets
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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I love you too.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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you must have one grand passion
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Why are you masturbating?
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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This side up.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Beware of falling hammers
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Elite Populist
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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This town needs an enema.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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NO YOU!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Fools seldom differ
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Confusion is paradise
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This statement is a lie.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Try to outlive these words.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Love scares empty hearts
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Normality = boring-reality
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time passes through us.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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ban censorship!
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Success: Just say NO.
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seize the means of imagination
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Everything happens for no reason
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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