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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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PANTS?
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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meet us in orbit
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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I'm on thought rations
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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My father was a good woman.
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Popes needed
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Levity Sucks!
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People are blinky
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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change your mind
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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free water! Take one!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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much was decided before you were born
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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How necessary are you?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Context does.
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Leadership means taxes
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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hate humanity. love people
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iPods are made of people!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Prop Up The System!
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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This is Not an Exist.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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The chao goes mu.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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