Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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i dont really know anything.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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This sentence is a lie.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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You should pay more attention.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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A naked mind is sexy.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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i think therefore i think i am
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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I'm on thought rations
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Sense is made, not born.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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discordia lumine maior
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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i redundant already.
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Will what you do
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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pink is ok, too
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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19februholidamned
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Authorised graffiti area
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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seizure salad
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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This is the age of isis
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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No one has died for your sins
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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