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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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fuck bitches, get money.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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God bless the kufar
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Be all that you can be
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Without fuck ¡
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Just do it.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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really
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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wipe off that lipstick.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Use no hooks.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Futility is futile.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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I could only masquerade
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You are not your ego
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Stop Palpitation!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Life is not only for you.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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being broke is childish
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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