Semi Official Memebomb Archive

BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Be less prepared.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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We are watching you
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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The Beginning is Near.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Open horse fucking
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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you can do more than you think.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Chaste makes waste.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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today is under construction
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And thus, sense was made.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Please use other door.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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This is not a meme.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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dare to be smart
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Be as if.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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i don't hate crime.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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No direction is the right direction
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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People are blinky
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Write this somewhere else.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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