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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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antifart
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You can fine-tune at will.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Beware of false profits
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Measure once, cut twice
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Now Accepting New Patience
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You made me do it
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Click here to win.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Not all people are human.
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levity sucks.
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That was a bad idea.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Be young - shut up!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Everybody knows.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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hate love - love hate
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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DNA controls you!
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after birth is before death
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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moderation kills the spirit
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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