Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Shit Floats.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Habeas Corpus
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everyone's work is equally important
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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choice != control
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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I hear music!
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Apocalypse!
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The chao goes mu.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Zombie or not to be?
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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I'm in this for the money.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Some farts go poop.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Think outside which box?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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If its to be, its up to me
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physical culture is second best
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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humor is a release
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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DUCK !!
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No direction is the right direction
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No pain, no pain.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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You are a fire hazard
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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starvation is nature's way
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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If you do it, want it.
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