I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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