Semi Official Memebomb Archive

MONEY CREATES TASTE
#3861 -315 = 2772 - 3087 - +
Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
#3027 -391 = 3465 - 3856 - +
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
#6106 -289 = 3739 - 4028 - +
automation is deadly
#782 -326 = 2916 - 3242 - +
One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
#4353 -268 = 4125 - 4393 - +
Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
#5409 -406 = 2519 - 2925 - +
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
#4233 -417 = 2663 - 3080 - +
"etwas" means something in german.
#5424 -330 = 2731 - 3061 - +
Nothing is 100% true
#4287 -304 = 3824 - 4128 - +
Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
#5166 -326 = 2730 - 3056 - +
Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
#4787 -357 = 3656 - 4013 - +
there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
#5145 -361 = 2916 - 3277 - +
I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
#1479 -345 = 3013 - 3358 - +
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
#6031 -373 = 3310 - 3683 - +
SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
#4982 -340 = 3063 - 3403 - +
This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
#2915 -325 = 3285 - 3610 - +
Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
#5259 -322 = 3652 - 3974 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -284 = 4257 - 4541 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -351 = 3308 - 3659 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -343 = 2848 - 3191 - +
Quiet! The ears have walls!
#2364 -375 = 2892 - 3267 - +
In here we're all anemic.
#1760 -326 = 3141 - 3467 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1876 = 6256 - 8132 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -263 = 4040 - 4303 - +
Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
#4852 -344 = 3053 - 3397 - +
"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -285 = 3277 - 3562 - +
FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
#1282 -430 = 3256 - 3686 - +
I love my tribe.
#3978 -306 = 3337 - 3643 - +
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
#4073 -354 = 2949 - 3303 - +
Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
#4260 -318 = 3431 - 3749 - +
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
#5187 -347 = 3418 - 3765 - +
What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
#3151 -450 = 3215 - 3665 - +
You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
#3378 -280 = 2922 - 3202 - +
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
#3190 -264 = 4231 - 4495 - +
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
#1705 -292 = 3765 - 4057 - +
Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
#3616 -347 = 3050 - 3397 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -374 = 3697 - 4071 - +
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
#1430 -313 = 3048 - 3361 - +
Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
#4067 -519 = 2953 - 3472 - +
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
#2846 -331 = 3545 - 3876 - +
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
#3296 -403 = 3066 - 3469 - +
Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
#5115 -238 = 3706 - 3944 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -2066 = 6380 - 8446 - +
We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
#3071 -326 = 3426 - 3752 - +
They are a puckish band of rapscallions
#2874 -475 = 2856 - 3331 - +
Free
#4276 -447 = 2712 - 3159 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -262 = 3532 - 3794 - +
Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
#1917 -277 = 4105 - 4382 - +
jesus, that's a good one!
#6193 -426 = 3885 - 4311 - +
This is a question?
#4774 -329 = 3407 - 3736 - +
man created god so that he could win every argument
#4460 -306 = 3184 - 3490 - +
In case of Emergency, Break Class.
#3792 -328 = 3272 - 3600 - +
What if you're the one?
#3144 -286 = 3214 - 3500 - +
Quick, while no one is looking!
#2361 -337 = 3330 - 3667 - +
you're only as genuine as they think you are
#3385 -219 = 4178 - 4397 - +
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
#6030 -345 = 3273 - 3618 - +
C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
#4934 -272 = 3809 - 4081 - +
it's better to be a good person than a famous person
#1842 -395 = 2672 - 3067 - +
While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
#4401 -309 = 3891 - 4200 - +
Don't panic.
#1090 -376 = 2828 - 3204 - +
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
#1665 -371 = 2892 - 3263 - +
There IS something hiding in your closet.
#2860 -364 = 2841 - 3205 - +
Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
#1145 -339 = 2497 - 2836 - +
Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
#3186 -356 = 3337 - 3693 - +
Keep looking until there are no more details
#5783 -321 = 3287 - 3608 - +
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
#6014 -373 = 3492 - 3865 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -150 = 4084 - 4234 - +
Be my brother or I'll kill you.
#801 -325 = 2912 - 3237 - +
Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
#4693 -388 = 2525 - 2913 - +
What you change, changes you.
#3154 -239 = 3950 - 4189 - +
Welcome home
#3125 -355 = 2669 - 3024 - +
Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
#826 -313 = 3342 - 3655 - +
A Little pain never hurt anyone
#5673 -278 = 3308 - 3586 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -311 = 3619 - 3930 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -331 = 3294 - 3625 - +
Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -451 = 3602 - 4053 - +
you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
#5753 -295 = 3268 - 3563 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -333 = 2904 - 3237 - +
The truth never set anyone free
#4898 -398 = 3566 - 3964 - +
he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
#6419 -597 = 3303 - 3900 - +
Social norms are for the weak.
#2505 -302 = 2974 - 3276 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 -348 = 5303 - 5651 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1932 = 6534 - 8466 - +
opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
#4962 -343 = 2972 - 3315 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -318 = 3487 - 3805 - +
Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -334 = 3207 - 3541 - +
the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
#4131 -336 = 3260 - 3596 - +
Make up your words.
#2015 -369 = 2879 - 3248 - +
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
#595 -442 = 3356 - 3798 - +
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
#6388 -678 = 3621 - 4299 - +
The cops haven't caught me yet.
#2651 -305 = 3246 - 3551 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -433 = 3796 - 4229 - +
I can't see Half the things I believe in!
#4508 -366 = 3690 - 4056 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -252 = 4104 - 4356 - +
Shit sucks, don't it?
#2474 -305 = 3790 - 4095 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -292 = 3962 - 4254 - +
know it's naught!
#3612 -304 = 3348 - 3652 - +
IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
#4653 -378 = 2787 - 3165 - +
Bad things come to those who wait too.
#792 -318 = 4303 - 4621 - +
salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
#4616 -311 = 3346 - 3657 - +

5241 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project