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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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You are Powerful!
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Lady Inspired
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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lord of the memes...
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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escape from libtardia.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Use no hooks.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Oops bi did it again
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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some hacks hoax
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Bow down before the one you serve
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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All we have is words
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happy happens
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you owe the world not the other way around
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cancer cures smoking.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Tune out the signal.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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change your mind
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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This sentence is false.
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