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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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hate love - love hate
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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It can't rain all the time
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Stop Palpitation!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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This is a mindjacking!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Rebel against this command.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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You're standing in it now.
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Lead Ashtray
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life is short..
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Keep quiet about this.
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The following statement is not true:
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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You can't be late until you show up.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Lol, reality.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Kill your imagination.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Feel great with purpose
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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GET OVER IT
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The Government is watching God
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Just do it.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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TRAVELITE
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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A king's castle is his home.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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I GET IT!
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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By the power of viagra
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"Please do not use other door."
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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