Semi Official Memebomb Archive

'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Love my label like myself
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Two-faced book
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golfers are the illuminati
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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It can't rain all the time
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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offer very little information about yourself
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Free will is compulsory.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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today is under construction
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A king's castle is his home.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Try Dying.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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bleed for the international power
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Why don't you mind?!
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MEMESTORM
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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The Game
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Recycle your pets
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Leadership means taxes
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Have you been alive lately?
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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expressing anger is necessary
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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