Semi Official Memebomb Archive

to whom it may concern,
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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In case of fire, burn.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Each and single one
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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This is a pipe.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Let us prey
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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This is a Meme.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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[Citation Needed]
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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automation is deadly
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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You are Powerful!
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Pain = stupidity
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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pink is ok, too
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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you are now entering!
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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The Sanity is IN.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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