Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No amount of faith can undo a fact
#4182 -399 = 2973 - 3372 - +
Chaste makes waste.
#906 -362 = 2531 - 2893 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
#2607 -375 = 3254 - 3629 - +
antifart
#6260 -273 = 4502 - 4775 - +
you can even marry harry
#5507 -341 = 2836 - 3177 - +
Your body won't go where your mind has never been
#6550 -26 = 143 - 169 - +
SLACK: Get it while you can.
#2488 -430 = 2952 - 3382 - +
Disorder is order.
#4915 -359 = 3687 - 4046 - +
Tax is more addictive than crack.
#3856 -274 = 3589 - 3863 - +
nobody does anything anymore!
#6203 -423 = 4068 - 4491 - +
Perception is nine tenths of the law
#4358 -392 = 3036 - 3428 - +
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -275 = 3766 - 4041 - +
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
#5434 -335 = 2904 - 3239 - +
the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
#4601 -303 = 3062 - 3365 - +
Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
#2063 -328 = 3062 - 3390 - +
It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
#1841 -299 = 3192 - 3491 - +
Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
#5088 -385 = 2761 - 3146 - +
what did you lap up today?
#5084 -465 = 2713 - 3178 - +
Forcefully doing nothing.
#1273 -339 = 3411 - 3750 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -430 = 3177 - 3607 - +
I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
#6094 -390 = 3475 - 3865 - +
To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
#2980 -301 = 3180 - 3481 - +
slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
#2491 -288 = 3877 - 4165 - +
the important thing is to cum...
#5610 -343 = 2734 - 3077 - +
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
#3230 -365 = 4381 - 4746 - +
people are boring unless they are extremists
#2273 -342 = 2989 - 3331 - +
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
#2656 -352 = 2675 - 3027 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4141 -325 = 3638 - 3963 - +
You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
#5051 -330 = 3454 - 3784 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -275 = 3294 - 3569 - +
Don't complain if you do nothing.
#1070 -366 = 2938 - 3304 - +
I'm not wearing any underwear
#1613 -300 = 3367 - 3667 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -285 = 4274 - 4559 - +
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
#5801 -394 = 3004 - 3398 - +
Nice one. You got away with it.
#2124 -390 = 2757 - 3147 - +
The chao goes mu.
#5635 -271 = 3248 - 3519 - +
I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
#1473 -402 = 3597 - 3999 - +
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
#5097 -423 = 3891 - 4314 - +
You wrote this while you were drunk.
#3365 -328 = 3335 - 3663 - +
the world operates according to discoverable laws
#2817 -362 = 2967 - 3329 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -364 = 3410 - 3774 - +
Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
#1310 -301 = 3258 - 3559 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
#5778 -272 = 3972 - 4244 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1681 = 6389 - 8070 - +
The Beginning is Nigh
#4576 -336 = 3705 - 4041 - +
wait faster
#5892 -341 = 3351 - 3692 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -225 = 1130 - 1355 - +
Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
#4207 -430 = 3082 - 3512 - +
Abstinence is perverted
#648 -305 = 4251 - 4556 - +
if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
#5309 -351 = 3225 - 3576 - +
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
#2067 -384 = 2907 - 3291 - +
Rejoin the human race.
#2398 -402 = 3616 - 4018 - +
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
#4233 -434 = 2758 - 3192 - +
we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
#4931 -339 = 2926 - 3265 - +
Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
#4697 -390 = 3282 - 3672 - +
Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
#5024 -336 = 3013 - 3349 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -317 = 3213 - 3530 - +
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
#1394 -426 = 2954 - 3380 - +
Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
#802 -282 = 4018 - 4300 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 -338 = 3435 - 3773 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -274 = 4058 - 4332 - +
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
#2741 -307 = 3099 - 3406 - +
Initiation is never over.
#1777 -314 = 3377 - 3691 - +
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -302 = 2983 - 3285 - +
people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
#5820 -417 = 2563 - 2980 - +
in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
#5678 -433 = 2930 - 3363 - +
Caution: dry floor.
#891 -254 = 3751 - 4005 - +
Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
#3066 -380 = 3469 - 3849 - +
Be as if.
#3864 -440 = 2450 - 2890 - +
Success: Just say NO.
#4119 -348 = 3405 - 3753 - +
You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
#3383 -289 = 3198 - 3487 - +
you smell like your mistress.
#3353 -355 = 3027 - 3382 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -432 = 2783 - 3215 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
#5733 -296 = 3260 - 3556 - +
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
#3179 -408 = 2684 - 3092 - +
there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
#2826 -352 = 3459 - 3811 - +
a lot of professionals are crackpots
#607 -370 = 3530 - 3900 - +
can-I-help-you's
#3437 -383 = 2789 - 3172 - +
Freedom is a party
#1288 -238 = 3639 - 3877 - +
Please use your natural reaction.
#2305 -376 = 3213 - 3589 - +
That's just what I believe
#2628 -325 = 3747 - 4072 - +
What if you're the one?
#3144 -285 = 3321 - 3606 - +
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
#952 -396 = 3563 - 3959 - +
Life is but a meme within a meme.
#4091 -357 = 3343 - 3700 - +
you don't know what's what until you support yourself
#3306 -286 = 2854 - 3140 - +
It’s only class war when we fight back.
#4917 -404 = 3142 - 3546 - +
Five is a demon.
#1250 -336 = 3137 - 3473 - +
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
#5782 -320 = 2968 - 3288 - +
Don't trust me--I don't exist.
#1102 -405 = 2643 - 3048 - +
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
#642 -346 = 3378 - 3724 - +
Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -487 = 3497 - 3984 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -493 = 4332 - 4825 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -408 = 4357 - 4765 - +
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
#2786 -389 = 3559 - 3948 - +
You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
#3579 -405 = 3429 - 3834 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -338 = 4517 - 4855 - +
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
#623 -279 = 3773 - 4052 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -436 = 3574 - 4010 - +
Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
#1320 -445 = 3903 - 4348 - +
class action is a nice idea with no substance
#917 -387 = 3649 - 4036 - +

5247 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project