Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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travelight
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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MEMESTORM
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Suffering is Optional...
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Please use your natural reaction.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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angst is lame
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Secrecy kills.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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you are now breathing automatically
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Head Your mind!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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TREY CRAY
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I would die for my own life.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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God bless the kufar
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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you LIVE in that head?
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being broke is childish
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Simulate yourself
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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GET OVER IT
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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the posthumous will judge.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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to volunteer is reactionary
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Death is not only for you.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Green paper makes me happy!
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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I invented plagiarism.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Futility is futile.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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