Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Love is a many-splintered thing
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Save us from salvation
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What are you doing?!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Failure takes practice
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Plan early, plan twice
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pretend you have free will
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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KNOW SHIT!
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Kill your imagination.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Orwell was an optimist
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Never mind that.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Clara mascara
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Only the insane prosper
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iPods are made of people!
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YOU will live forever!
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Think outside the book.
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You did it.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Why not?
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Cadres decide everything.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The following statement is not true:
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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what would you break without rules?
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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You know it all, don't you?
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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What Would Paris Do?
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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travelight
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Beware of false profits
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What you change, changes you.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Should we start over?
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