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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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You grok?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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fly's undone.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Avert thy gaze!
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giant skeleton factory
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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get into the way!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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You might not count in the New World Order
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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go within the flow
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unleash infinity
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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nothing is something
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Be eaten by babies
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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i'm just as god remade me
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Your computer is lying to you.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Who's life are you living?
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Education is a form of murder
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SCORPION PIE
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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someone should do something about that
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Victimize Circumstance!
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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You are not your ego
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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You're on your own now
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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