Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Believing is seeing.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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raw backwards is war
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The dead define culture
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Measure once, cut twice
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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hail deep thought
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Make up your words.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Because and effect.
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God bless the kufar
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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care to expand?
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you can live on through your descendants
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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You are a fire hazard
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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We are not stuff that abides
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Life is not only for you.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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fallin' allin
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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it's a headless blunder
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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alzheimer macht frei
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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How come you so Dumb?
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Do what you want to say
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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