Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Abel had no descendants.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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KNOW NOW
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the city is upstairs
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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We see what you did there.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I was young and I needed the money
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Only rats stay bought
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Control is not control
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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God bless the kufar
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Call in Sick
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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You're a great actor!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Language is speaking you.
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poonerism
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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anarchonistic
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Who told you to believe that?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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That makes sense
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Grab it and feel it
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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ignorance is knowledge
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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