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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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'slanguage
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humanism is obsolete
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Your smile or your life
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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This is inappropriate
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Beware of falling hammers
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Got your knows!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Fuck god
I love her
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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It can't rain all the time
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Let's be cruel!
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Security through Obesity
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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what? do you think?
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Click here to win.
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NANODICK
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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happy happens
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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you smell like your mistress.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Without fuck ¡
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what's stopping you?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Be excellent to each other
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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The beginning of the end is T
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Language is speaking you.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Soil isn't a document
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Be as if.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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