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What would Emperor Norton do?
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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nothing is something
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Robots bleed red
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Power to the Imagination.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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History is a religion
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Are you a character or a being?
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Nothing real requires faith.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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you must have one grand passion
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Today is the day.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Security Through Obscurity
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being broke is childish
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God is a word.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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If you can this.... you can read
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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the medium is the mode
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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The Beginning is Nigh
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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This is where I get off...
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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description is more important than metaphor
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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check your assumptions
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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This message is false
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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alzheimer macht frei
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I'm done counting statistics.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Lol, reality.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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