Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Be eaten by babies
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Habeas Corpus
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Do not read this.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Conventions are lazy.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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re-evolution!
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solitude is enriching
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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are you wearing that?
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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conspiracy is all about you.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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The door is the key.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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YOU will live forever!
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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our bored brains need information overload
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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This is inappropriate
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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hugo phurst
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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The Beginning is Nigh
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It's never too late to start.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Language is speaking you.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Jesus was a profit.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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God bless the kufar
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Some farts go poop.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Please go back 3 squares
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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You are only happy by accident.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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