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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Are you interesting?
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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what time is it on mars?
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Consider just thinking about it.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Beware of false profits
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Terror is what you make of it.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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I'm better than you.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Violators will be fisted.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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This sentence is a lie.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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solitude is enriching
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I think the terrorists just won.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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suk up and pop
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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hungry? eat me.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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This is the age of isis
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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You can't buy fun like this
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the posthumous will judge.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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some hacks hoax
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Do you find this question offensive?
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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what's stopping you?
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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security makes me nervous
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