Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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black lies matter
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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antifart
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Ye of many faiths
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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worrying can help you prepare
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Sense is made, not born.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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unique things must be the most valuable
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revolution means going around in circles.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Lego my Ego
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Examine the following:
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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hugo phurst
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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can-I-help-you's
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Chaos is what you make of it
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This sentence is a lie.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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This sign is not self-referential.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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just say know
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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fly's undone.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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We are watching you
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Government Complaints Box
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Vegetables are murder.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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anarchonistic
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Is this really worth it?
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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BeLIEve
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i wish i had tried.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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This message is not for you.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Take the RED pill.
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Cums
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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