Semi Official Memebomb Archive

DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Step on a crack
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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To be free today means to participate.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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humanism is obsolete
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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poonerism
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down with lies?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Will what you do
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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politics is used for personal gain
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Abandon all art NOW
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No direction is the right direction
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Explain your sense of self
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Be eaten by babies
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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this is only a test
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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It's always today.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Achacha
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Some men are born posthumously.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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There is no help.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Question...everything?
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Newfags can't triforce
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Why don't you mind?!
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Life is not rhetorical.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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