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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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Fuck semantics!
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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What is the first question?
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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god cares for you more.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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this post scares me
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Listen to the noise.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Don't quote this
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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deceive regularly
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Prophets profit.
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Make weirdness normal.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The Beginning is Near.
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fat people think they are fat.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Repetition is a form of change.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I'm with intelligent --->
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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You are now breathing manually.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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