Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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land of the fee
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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This is 'not cricket'.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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But I'm already repressed!
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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The chao goes mu.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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You are only happy by accident.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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You are literate
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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SILENCE
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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we need some new cliches
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Don't knock opportunity
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I think you came to late.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Not all people are human.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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go within the flow
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HAIL TETRIS!
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I love my tribe.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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nobody does anything anymore!
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This message is false
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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There ain't no justice
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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the medium is the mode
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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antifart
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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This is the distraction.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Never trust what you read.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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