Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The chao goes mu.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Language is speaking you.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Ye of many faiths
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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we need some new cliches
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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[Citation Needed]
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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This is where i get off.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Call in Sick
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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i know that i don't know.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Should we start over?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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