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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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This is a Meme.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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get into the way!
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Neither God nor master!
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Rebel against this command.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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this is a interdistraction
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Fumble the bumble
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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without chaos, there can not be order
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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please change beliefs
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Virginity can be cured.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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