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It's not the length 0r the humility
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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you will not think and you will not care
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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MAKE IT STOP
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Don't quote this
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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fututio, non verba.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Paradox isn't.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Maybe you're a product too
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Virginity can be cured.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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meet us in orbit
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Property is theft.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Have a nice day. Or else
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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It's not my struggle
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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But I'm already repressed!
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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the revolution will not realised
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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travelight
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Everything happens for no reason
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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This isn't all true.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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This is not a pipe.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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By the power of viagra
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Think in terms of thought.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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i need to avoid the void
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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