Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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I love my tribe.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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humanism is obsolete
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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obamasyomama
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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anarchonistic
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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go within the flow
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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physical culture is second best
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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There is no mainstream.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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I want this statement to be false.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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This is not a pipe.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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The Game
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Fuck god
I love her
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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You are not an individual.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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someone should do something about that
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Specialization is for insects
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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This is where i get off.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Tear off all your labels.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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