God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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