Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Yes men get all the babes!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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I shit you not.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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dare to be smart
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Rejoin the human race.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Do not read this message.
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Jesus was a profit.
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[Citation Needed]
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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But we'll never survive!
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ICDUC2?
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Republican patriot fakers
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Dick.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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even your family can betray you
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I love you.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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These words mean nothing.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Soil isn't a document
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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-hyphencypher-
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Authorised graffiti area
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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you must have one grand passion
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Such Oddacity.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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scratch'n'sniff
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We see what you did there.
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This is not here
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you LIVE in that head?
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change is an inside job
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