Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you think that went well?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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STOP TALKING.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Love my label like myself
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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For a good time, please call 000.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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meet us in orbit
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Pretend you're not pretending
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Reality is only a theory
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Hallucination is no private matter
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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you are now breathing automatically
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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There's no such thing as a free world
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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You are hearing voices
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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