Semi Official Memebomb Archive

all roads lead to qumran
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Make it so!
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We are not stuff that abides
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138 dys ony sos
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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How are you reading this?
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Care for a penis snifter?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Politics is war by other means
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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ICDUC2?
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Never mind that.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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The new money is info.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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ask yourself this
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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My god is bigger.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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expressing anger is necessary
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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you're it, no backsies
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Habeas Corpus
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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fnord
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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anarchonistic
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Sense is made, not born.
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If not now, then when?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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