Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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me me na me meme name
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Clara mascara
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Prophets profit.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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NANODICK
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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How are you reading this?
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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How do you get all those coins?
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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fly's undone.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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keep the lasagna flying
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Such Oddacity.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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poonerism
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Are you a character or a being?
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The police are your friends.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Don't tread on me
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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free water! Take one!
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Who are you? Why?
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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It's not my struggle
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Forget you even read this.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Hail Damage Repair!
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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My armor is contempt
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You are a product.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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This message isn't for you
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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You are now breathing manually.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Apocalypse!
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Are you interesting?
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