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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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It might be worth it.
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You can't buy fun like this
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chance the yeti
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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yeah, i know.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Pretend to be real.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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just say know
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Free? Prove it!
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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i redundant already.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Each and single one
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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This statement is a lie.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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ALWAYS IS
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I like this one. It's dense.
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go within the flow
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Don't tread on me
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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unleash infinity
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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This town needs an enema.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Be young - shut up!
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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