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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Some men are born posthumously.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Browsers for Genocide
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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What is it with you and money?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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I would die for my own life.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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It happened to you too
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Such Oddacity.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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It might be worth it.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I am my own god now
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I'm not dead.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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the future is here now
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Every statement contains falsehood
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HAIL TETRIS!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Then why do you do it?
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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mttv
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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