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maybe partying will help
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Pain = stupidity
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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This sentence is false.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Happiness is not efficient
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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today is under construction
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Violators will be fisted.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Who is the shepherd?
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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I saw what you did just now
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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No direction is the right direction
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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self-awareness can be crippling
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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wait!
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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'slanguage
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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can-I-help-you's
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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ICDUC2?
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What poor gods we do make.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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To be free today means to participate.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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