Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Your cats are my target audience
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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big brother is not watching me
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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exciting controversy
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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There is no Truth here.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Please cue at this point -->
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You always love the ones you hurt
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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world wide eyed
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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You are a product.
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all information is misinformation
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You should pay more attention.
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This sentence has never been written.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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mttv
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Run. You're watching you.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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TV Sets the Channel
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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If its to be its up to me
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Prop Up The System!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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I am no longer infected
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Explain your sense of self
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