Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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problem solver or problem maker
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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DUCK !!
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Laugh
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I see what you did there.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Head Your mind!
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the revolution will not realised
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Be as if.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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I GET IT!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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MEMESTORM
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Lead Ashtray
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Grate with purpose
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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read banned books
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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"Please feel free."
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If you can this.... you can read
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Slippery when slick
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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