Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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god cares for you more.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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They know you're reading this.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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stasis is a dream state
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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what i think i am
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Head Your mind!
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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You can fine-tune at will.
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MINDCRAFT
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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I saw what you did just now
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Question reality.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Perception is not reality
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Science is a cult
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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apologies
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dare to be smart
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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being broke is childish
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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The future is history.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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People are blinky
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Robots can Time, are you?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Somebody hates you
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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NANODICK
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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what time is it on mars?
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