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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Collect to reject
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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i redundant already.
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No hidden window here.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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No one is stopping you
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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The dead define culture
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Knowing is hard.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Check Mate!
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Zombie or not to be?
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Perception is not reality
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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love to see it happen
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Think while it's still illegal
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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hate speech?
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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it's a headless blunder
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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DIY
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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you can do more than you think.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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all information is misinformation
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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I know what you did last summer...
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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