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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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god cares for you more.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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It's not my struggle
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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i can't do that yet.
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you are now entering!
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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I have found a truth.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Kilmalosa323
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Good luck on your exam.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Fight Me
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Do not live, do not die.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Five is a demon.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Confusion is paradise
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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The beginning of the end is T
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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escape from libtardia.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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you're it, no backsies
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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You are the opposition!
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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It happened to you too
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Reinvent retardation.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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You're No. One
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lord of the memes...
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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POOPEEPIE
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The Beginning is Near.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Why not?
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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belief is priceless
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Normal is a curve.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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This is the distraction.
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What poor gods we do make.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Use no hooks.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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The revolution will be the same
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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don't postpone joy
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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