Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Pawn Takes king.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You are the opposition!
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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d's nutz
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go down and drown'd
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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SCORPION PIE
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Chaste makes waste.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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The Truth Is No.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Fools seldom differ
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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happy happens
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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travelight
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Free Baser Evil!
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Pain = stupidity
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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discordia lumine maior
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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You are what you hate.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Failure takes practice
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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the city is upstairs
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Please use other door.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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This is a question?
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not valid without receipt
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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