Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All's fair in love and Hobo's

i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.

The police are your friends.

You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?

The Crisis is also not a weather front

And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...

Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt

I'm better than you.

Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.

At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.

This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.

If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.

I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?

Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)

...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!

It is what it is, is it not? it is not.

The computer is the LSD of the corporate person

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.

Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.

There are no chickens in the coup.

Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.

"Time's up... or left?"

A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

When's the last time you felt great?

STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!

Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]

Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.

why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?

i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...

Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there

You know what I always say...

there is no fun in fundamentalism

Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU

Someone wanted you to see this.

History is the study of the world's crime.

All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.

MINDCRAFT

brainsprain

I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.

going with the flow is soothing but risky

There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt

big brother is not watching me

Real men don't essentialize gender

this is certainly sort of strange

BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing

For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.