Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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The police are your friends.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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That's what she said.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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I'm better than you.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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noise can be hostile
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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The toof will set you fwee.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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You woke up for this?
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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You know what I always say...
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adjust your tie.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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My god is bigger.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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MINDCRAFT
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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brainsprain
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its funny cause its true
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Ban Censorship!
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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some hacks hoax
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big brother is not watching me
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Refuse to be remastered
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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this is certainly sort of strange
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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