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such is the war.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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This is a pipe.
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In case of fire, burn.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Sense is made, not born.
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This town needs an enema.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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civilization is the denial of shit
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You are only happy by accident.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Noone knows our destination.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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No direction is the right direction
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wishing things away is not effective
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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discordia lumine maior
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Have you been alive lately?
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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lord of the memes...
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Click here to win.
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mad, not angry.
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stasis is a dream state
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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You woke up for this?
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don't forget what you already know
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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fathers often use too much force
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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randy savage died for your sins
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its funny cause its true
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Very vinnie voorhees
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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