Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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