Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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The best things in life are imaginary
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Got your knows!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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This is where I get off...
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Orwell was right.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Free
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Abel had no descendants.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Mohammed made a good profit
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Where do your ideas come from?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Poetry is in the street.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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You are hearing voices
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I'm trying... very trying.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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"Hauch"
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Darwin Hates You.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Please use other door.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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planning for the future is escapism
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Life is a hard life.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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You're on your own now
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