Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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illness is a state of mind
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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I know your secret.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Free will is compulsory.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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PANTS?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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education is everywhere
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Popes needed
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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humor is a release
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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I am GOD here!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The following statement is not true:
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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You are what you hate.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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NANODICK
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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without chaos, there can not be order
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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And thus, sense was made.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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That was a bad idea.
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All employees are forbidden.
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