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Suffering is Optional...
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You are not your ego
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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There is no Truth here.
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all norms are social.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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god cares for you more.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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i'm just as god remade me
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It is happening again.
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life is short..
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Neither God nor master!
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Go directly to jail.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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I know what you did last summer...
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This side up.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Such Oddacity.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Click here to win.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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no absolutes!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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the past is dead country
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Only Americans are real humans
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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I shit you not.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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What if you're the one?
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Don't forget to die
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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My armor is contempt
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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I'm with intelligent --->
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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private property created crime
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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KNOW NOW
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pain can be a very positive thing
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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everything that's interesting is new
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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just say know
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i am not a label (5 words)
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