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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Politics is war by other means
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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What is it with you and money?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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world wide eyed
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Suicide is against the law!
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choice != control
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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often you should act like you are sexless
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Take the RED pill.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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our bored brains need information overload
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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care to expand?
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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even she goes poo... even she
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Your brain is itchy
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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go down and drown'd
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EAT BABIES
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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People are Human.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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morals are for little people
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laws make legislatures
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Please clean up after your god.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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i redundant already.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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decency is a relative thing
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