Semi Official Memebomb Archive

mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Belief is the Enemy.
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labels are not all inclusive
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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DUCK !!
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And I thought I was original!
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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That's what she said.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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You Can Use Fire
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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solitude is enriching
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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sex differences are here to stay
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The only way to get money is from other people
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Life -- do you grok it?
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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I am my own god now
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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What poor gods we do make.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Suffering is Optional...
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i believe that children are the futile
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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The best things in life are imaginary
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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scratch'n'sniff
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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apologies
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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"Please do not use other door."
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No one noticed.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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big brother is not watching me
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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