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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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i will!
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My mess is a life
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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an elite is inevitable
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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That makes sense
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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not valid without receipt
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Keep quiet about this.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Two-faced book
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Fait accompli...
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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"Hauch"
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Great! Doesn't it
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Moderation is for monks.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Be as if.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Paradox isn't.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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