Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no need to apologize for reality.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Caution: dry floor.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Yes i did .
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Normality = boring-reality
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help me i've turned into paper
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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seizure salad
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Try to remember
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The beginning of the end is T
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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fly's undone.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Republican patriot fakers
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Language is speaking you.
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its funny cause its true
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Paradox isn't.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Grab it and feel it
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exciting controversy
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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This is a question?
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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poonerism
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i will!
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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