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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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you can be right and still be murdered
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Normal
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Famous people are delicious.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Have you seen my stapler?
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What just happened?
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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How necessary are you?
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Percepi et esse.
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Why didn't you?
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Dare to be stupid.
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I just love the way you hate
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Conventions are lazy.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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This is a question?
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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It's a trap!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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