Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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This is a pipe.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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I was young and I needed the money
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Suffering is Optional...
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Cadres decide everything.
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help me i've turned into paper
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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The End is Rear!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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"Hauch"
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Government Complaints Box
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STOP TALKING.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Killing is murder
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Normal
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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god cares for you more.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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There is no more revolution;
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Think outside which box?
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No hidden window here.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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You grok?
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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I am high, bye
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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The Game
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Reinvent retardation.
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listen when your body talks
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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PROLIFUCK
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