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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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water is just boneless ice
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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just believing something can make it happen
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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ISABELLAH
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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You're standing in it now.
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This sentence is false.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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d's nutz
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Neither God nor master!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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care to expand?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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It might be worth it.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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"Hauch"
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Jesus loves war!
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Space is a practiced place.
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Everything happens for no reason
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They Live. We sleep
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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You don't exist.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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You made me do it
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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You are now trapped.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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please change beliefs
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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all roads lead to qumran
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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