Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Power to the Imagination.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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I have found a truth.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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The future is history.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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No direction is the right direction
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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We saw her duck.
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exciting controversy
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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take nothing for granted
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Believing is seeing.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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A free world needs no leaders
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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fututio, non verba.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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You know it all, don't you?
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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ux = bb is watching you
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Aristotle was a dick.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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you read my fucking mind
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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This is a mindjacking!
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wishing things away is not effective
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Rebel against this command.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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raw backwards is war
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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everything that's interesting is new
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Science is a cult
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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