Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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I can see you
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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can-I-help-you's
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Have that mole checked out
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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keep the lasagna flying
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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what a drag it is getting sold
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Utopia, why?
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Ethos under desconstruction
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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What Would Paris Do?
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power lies everywhere
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Scene and Herd.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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hate love - love hate
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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