Semi Official Memebomb Archive

reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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ALWAYS IS
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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illness is a state of mind
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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its funny cause its true
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low expectations are good protection
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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We have this area under surveillance
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Fight Me
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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What just happened?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Who are you? Why?
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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It can't rain all the time
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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しょがない。
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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What is the first question?
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Self improvement is masturbation
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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humanism is obsolete
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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They know you're reading this.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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This is where i get off.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Do you want a cookie?
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Great! Doesn't it
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Confusion is paradise
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Keep quiet about this.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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are you wearing that?
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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If you want it, do it.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Be eaten by babies
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Collect to reject
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FOREVER ALONE
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Initiation is never over.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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