Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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I know what you did last summer...
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How necessary are you?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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lmao wtf did u expect
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Are you still awake?
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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fun is my function
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Never trust what you read.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Don't forget to die
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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fun or doom
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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this is one sentence.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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getting even is odd.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Every one can read your mind.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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But I'm already repressed!
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This is not a meme.
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Lol, reality.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Reinvent retardation.
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brobama
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Robots bleed red
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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GET OVER IT
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Violence never settles anything.
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God is dead, long live God
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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