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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Got your knows!
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Question reality.
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Existence is futile
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Don't forget to die
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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There is no mainstream.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Today is the day.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Then why do you do it?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Republican patriot fakers
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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All generalisations are false
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Nature loves to hide.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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This sentence is a lie.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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this conversation is over
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Free? Prove it!
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You made me do it
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Every statement contains falsehood
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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There is no more revolution;
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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change is an inside job
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Stop Palpitation!
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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I bet you stepped in it.
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