Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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