Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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i don't hate crime.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Death is not only for you.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Why not?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Everybody knows.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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illness is a state of mind
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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civilization is the denial of shit
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Republican patriot fakers
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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yeah, i know.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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It's never too late to start.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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i need to avoid the void
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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physical culture is second best
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Buddha made me do it.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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know it's naught!
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Step on a crack
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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