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Youthanize yourself
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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A language is a dialect with an army
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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It's not my struggle
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Specialization is for insects
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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warning: the sky really is falling
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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I'm trying... very trying.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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And I thought I was original!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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In-con-CEIvable!
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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blumpkinfluffer
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These words mean nothing.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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IGNore fnords
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Five is a demon.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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"Please feel free."
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Legalize poverty
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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nobody is in charge
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Elite Populist
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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know it's naught!
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happy happens
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humor is a release
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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This is the distraction.
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I am GOD here!
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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If not now, then when?
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This is a question?
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Kill Your Idols.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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zombies like you
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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yeah, i know.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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