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This is inappropriate
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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The world is too loud nowadays
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Support Our Fruits.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Home is where the disease is
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Some farts go poop.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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This town needs an enema.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Get 0%, win
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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138 dys ony sos
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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I'm on thought rations
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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this is certainly sort of strange
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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You are hearing voices
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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What poor gods we do make.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Recycle your pets
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Smoke fish.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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starvation is nature's way
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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How come you so Dumb?
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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check your assumptions
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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