Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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