Semi Official Memebomb Archive

that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Fight Me
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Reality is only a theory
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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No one has died for your sins
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
#2086 -323 = 3282 - 3605 - +
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Mission accomplished.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -456 = 3222 - 3678 - +
When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Preserve disorder
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Question...everything?
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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No direction is the right direction
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Less is a possibilty
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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-hyphencypher-
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Get ready for this.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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war is a purification rite
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This sentence is a lie.
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lord of the memes...
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hate speech?
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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My god is bigger.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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even your family can betray you
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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i redundant already.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Faith is not an excuse.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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