Semi Official Memebomb Archive

every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Utopia, why?
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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deceive regularly
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Stop history
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Stop Palpitation!
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
#616 -255 = 4268 - 4523 - +
This is not a meme.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Forget you even read this.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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I'm on thought rations
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Men always generalise
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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you are now breathing automatically
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How necessary are you?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Violence never settles anything.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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keep your eyes open
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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even she goes poo... even she
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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remember to react
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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BROFIST
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I'm with intelligent --->
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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discordia lumine maior
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Legalize poverty
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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ignorance is hell.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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