normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
- Ronald D. Laing [1967]
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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