Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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timidity is laughable
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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[Citation Needed]
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Prophets profit.
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just say know
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Leadership means taxes
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Home is where the disease is
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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God is dead, long live God
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Go places.
Do things
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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ask yourself this
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Mission accomplished.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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You are literate
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i think therefore i think i am
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Reality is only a theory
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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apologies
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Love's as good as soma!
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This sentence is false.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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How come you so Dumb?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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the revolution will not realised
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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This is where i get off.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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chance the yeti
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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