Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fuck bitches, get money.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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If its to be, its up to me
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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History is a religion
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Please go back 3 squares
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Pretend to be real.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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This is an advertisement
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A king's castle is his home.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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The free market never cured malaria.
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MURDERBIRD
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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I love my tribe.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Think outside the book.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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hate love - love hate
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Abandon all art NOW
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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SILENCE
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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You better know
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war is a purification rite
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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And I thought I was original!
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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How are you reading this?
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never fear goddess is here
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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minimeme
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fnord
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Man's character is his fate.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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