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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I am GOD here!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Don't knock opportunity
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Your brain is itchy
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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SCORPION PIE
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this is a interdistraction
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Save the banks lol
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Use no hooks.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Tick tick tick
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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[Verification needed]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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stay human
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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fear of a blank page.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Violators will be fisted.
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What just happened?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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check your assumptions
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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moderation kills the spirit
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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To be free today means to participate.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Why are you too good to die?
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No forbidding allowed.
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Death is not only for you.
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Question reality.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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is this a stupid question?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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You are Powerful!
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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you're doing it.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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