Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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August Victoria hospital
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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problem solver or problem maker
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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theft is the liberty of property
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You might regret it.
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Control is not control
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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much was decided before you were born
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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The Game
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Save us from salvation
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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education is everywhere
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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しょがない。
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You are now thinking manually.
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Be young - shut up!
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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starvation is nature's way
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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This message isn't for you
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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you left the iron on.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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randy savage died for your sins
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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those without self-control seek to control others
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Confront the system.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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do you think we are forever?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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brobama
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Normal
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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