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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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expressing anger is necessary
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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All we have is words
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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minimalism is about the details
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Moderation is for monks.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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I can see you
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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d's nutz
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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all norms are social.
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That's what she said.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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How come you so Dumb?
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what would you break without rules?
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Initiation is never over.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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using force to stop force is absurd
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Reading is not understanding.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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There is no mainstream.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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mad, not angry.
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Pain = stupidity
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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never fear goddess is here
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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jesus hippie
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Violators will be fisted.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Security through Obesity
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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I will never lie to you.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Make it so!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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