Semi Official Memebomb Archive

hungry? eat me.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Be all that you can be
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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what? do you think?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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antifart
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Perception is not reality
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Repetition is a form of change.
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How necessary are you?
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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black lies matter
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Ban Censorship!
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Pwn free and clear.
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You're standing in it now.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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travelight
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Fait accompli...
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Smile for the camera!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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All myths are modern
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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What are you really thinking about?
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Poetry is in the street.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Security through Obesity
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Language is speaking you.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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True love is overrated
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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cancer cures smoking.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Do Not Remove
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Everybody knows.
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