the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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