Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Caution: dry paint.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Got your knows!
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Don't be naive.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Your dick sucks!
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This is the end
of the
end
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Question...everything?
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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This is the distraction.
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Try Dying.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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You now have Asian Flu.
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MURDERBIRD
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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All myths are modern
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Disorder is order.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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our bored brains need information overload
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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I am GOD here!
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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time passes through us.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Your memebomb
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You're still playing by their rules!
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The Truth Hertz.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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unleash infinity
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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what would you break without rules?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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ALWAYS IS
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Apocalypse!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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