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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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ALWAYS IS
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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EAT BABIES
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Welcome home
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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look above the wind.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Congregation, please be seated
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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JUST THINKING
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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You are hearing voices
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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we need some new cliches
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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remember to react
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what was i just thinking about?
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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love your enemy
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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poonerism
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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