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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Prophets profit.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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dare to be smart
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Success: Just say NO.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Guns Protect Killers.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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being broke is childish
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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our bored brains need information overload
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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[Verification needed]
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Specialization is for insects
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Reading is not understanding.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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â–²
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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you sure its safe?
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Do what you want to say
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Hail Stones!
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Without fuck ¡
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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ice 4 eyes
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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PROLIFUCK
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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love your enemy
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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So, read any good books lately?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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What poor gods we do make.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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this post scares me
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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