Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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don't place to much trust in experts
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true freedom is frightful
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Because and effect.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Violators will be fisted.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Who told you to believe that?
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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eris is my higher power
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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ice 4 eyes
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Are you a character or a being?
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Fight Me
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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fuck you
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No one gets out alive.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Save the banks lol
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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There are five kinds of people:
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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You are a product.
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we need some new cliches
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Lol, reality.
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Love my label like myself
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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KNOW NOW
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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There is no help.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Property is theft.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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the future is here now
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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raw backwards is war
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Failure takes practice
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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check your assumptions
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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decency is a relative thing
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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POOPEEPIE
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Of course you realize this means war.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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