Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Scene and Herd.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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To be happy is a new notion
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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solitude is enriching
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Was it worth it?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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You should pay more attention.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Nothing real requires faith.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Refuse to be remastered
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Be all that you can be
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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minimeme
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Protection when you least expect it
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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I love my tribe.
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Existence is futile
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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POOPEEPIE
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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education is everywhere
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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