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civilization is the denial of shit
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Killing is murder
#6370 -607 = 3825 - 4432 - +
We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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No one gets out alive.
#2145 -490 = 2507 - 2997 - +
if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
#5089 -353 = 3415 - 3768 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -341 = 3405 - 3746 - +
technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
#4894 -322 = 2786 - 3108 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -445 = 3216 - 3661 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -109 = 3913 - 4022 - +
Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
#731 -374 = 3137 - 3511 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
#5216 -351 = 3632 - 3983 - +
A small mind is a tidy mind.
#629 -369 = 3417 - 3786 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -320 = 3401 - 3721 - +
WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
#5037 -298 = 2758 - 3056 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
#1657 -306 = 3234 - 3540 - +
Holy shit look over there --->
#3553 -283 = 3686 - 3969 - +
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
#5392 -380 = 3056 - 3436 - +
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
#4073 -356 = 2943 - 3299 - +
Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
#2582 -329 = 2822 - 3151 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
#1132 -357 = 3019 - 3376 - +
A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
#1209 -321 = 2710 - 3031 - +
He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
#4398 -288 = 3038 - 3326 - +
There is nothing special about the mind.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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I don't have time for the truth.
#3880 -332 = 2546 - 2878 - +
Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
#6365 -527 = 4128 - 4655 - +
The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
#2713 -436 = 3298 - 3734 - +
it's a headless blunder
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This sign is not self-referential.
#2935 -356 = 3725 - 4081 - +
Do what you want to say
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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DNA controls you!
#1026 -336 = 2740 - 3076 - +
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -373 = 3995 - 4368 - +
i am paint. watch me dry!
#4632 -490 = 2773 - 3263 - +
Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
#3458 -282 = 3128 - 3410 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -426 = 2997 - 3423 - +
No direction is the right direction
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -275 = 3525 - 3800 - +
Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
#1062 -357 = 3147 - 3504 - +
Break a pattern today.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
#6145 -303 = 3880 - 4183 - +
The chao goes mu.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Somebody hates you
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
#4178 -359 = 3154 - 3513 - +
All we have is words
#4882 -261 = 3921 - 4182 - +
You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 -403 = 3220 - 3623 - +
to be is not to be
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -308 = 3298 - 3606 - +
This may be the last time you feel great...
#2921 -279 = 4029 - 4308 - +
kill the planet, save the universe.
#5412 -441 = 2995 - 3436 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
#5087 -272 = 3680 - 3952 - +
To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
#2976 -378 = 2855 - 3233 - +
All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
#952 -372 = 3478 - 3850 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -305 = 3903 - 4208 - +
A free world needs no leaders
#4951 -339 = 3529 - 3868 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -249 = 3624 - 3873 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 -312 = 3337 - 3649 - +
maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
#2037 -439 = 2755 - 3194 - +
a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
#5677 -437 = 2609 - 3046 - +
If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
#1706 -473 = 2974 - 3447 - +
Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
#5455 -307 = 3250 - 3557 - +
dare to be smart
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HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 -415 = 2757 - 3172 - +
Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
#1296 -307 = 3545 - 3852 - +
Grate with purpose
#1350 -332 = 2936 - 3268 - +
Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -273 = 3602 - 3875 - +
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
#2711 -286 = 4890 - 5176 - +
u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
#4164 -319 = 3007 - 3326 - +
Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
#1144 -303 = 3344 - 3647 - +
Life's short, Fail Hard!
#1982 -349 = 2775 - 3124 - +
God doesn't believe in you, either.
#5076 -334 = 3271 - 3605 - +
you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
#3257 -380 = 3007 - 3387 - +
Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
#3110 -214 = 3803 - 4017 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -477 = 3411 - 3888 - +
Someone wanted you to see this.
#3531 -330 = 3602 - 3932 - +
Prophets profit.
#2343 -276 = 3877 - 4153 - +
Reality is a work in progress.
#3907 -298 = 3682 - 3980 - +
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
#2485 -326 = 3119 - 3445 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -161 = 4152 - 4313 - +
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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