Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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this conversation isnt over
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Good luck on your exam.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Kook cain
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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How am I not myself?
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In here we're all anemic.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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How am I not who I Am?
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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The dead define culture
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Authorised graffiti area
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Don't panic.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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what is future
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Keep quiet about this.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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what? do you think?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Never mind that.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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I'm not dead yet!
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You know it all, don't you?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Free
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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getting even is odd.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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seizure salad
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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No one gets out alive.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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eris is my higher power
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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