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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Was it worth it?
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Refuse to be remastered
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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the medium is the mode
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Do you smell bacon?
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Vegetables are murder.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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No direction is the right direction
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Fumble the bumble
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Orwell was right.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Of course you realize this means war.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Why not?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Man's character is his fate.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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The beginning of the end is T
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Pawn Takes king.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Make it so!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The media lies.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Normality = boring-reality
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They think you're weird.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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