Semi Official Memebomb Archive

people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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suk up and pop
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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What could possibly go wrong?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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RAGE IS PEACE
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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mostly you should mind your own business
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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nothing is something
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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PANTFARTICA
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Let's be cruel!
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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wait,
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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I can see you
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The door is the key.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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obamasyomama
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My mess is a life
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Life is price less.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You're standing in it now.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Your dick sucks!
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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WAKE UP.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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