Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Masturbation is self-improvement.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The new money is info.
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Soil isn't a document
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Why don't you mind?!
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I love my tribe.
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you left the iron on.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Can I askew a question?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Five is a demon.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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TRAVELITE
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Love's as good as soma!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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You are what you hate.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Your memebomb
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Make it so!
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no absolutes!
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Leadership means taxes
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Just do it.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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The only enemy is good
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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problem solver or problem maker
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what did you lap up today?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Don't knock opportunity
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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WARNING: And how!
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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No costume is no costume
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irony is too mainstream for me
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Look at the finger!!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Feel great on purpose.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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politics is used for personal gain
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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