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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Stop history
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Pwn free and clear.
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Never trust what you read.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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I'm done counting statistics.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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What is it with you and money?
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this is certainly sort of strange
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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illness is a state of mind
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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don't go with the flow
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Who watches the watchers?
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can this really be happening to me
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Who are you? Why?
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Lady Inspired
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Jesus made a good profit
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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me me na me meme name
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Normal
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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this is only a test
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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You don't need this ----->
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You're already in its belly.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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You are literate
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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chance the yeti
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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humanism is obsolete
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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fallin' allin
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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