Semi Official Memebomb Archive

u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Refuse to be remastered
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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love to see it happen
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
Quote: -
23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Buddha made me do it.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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This is now part of your day.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Reading is not understanding.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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rattlesnakes are epic
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Grate with purpose
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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If you want it, do it.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I am the voice in your head.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Fait accompli...
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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I am my own god now
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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step one: build a better idiot
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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No purpose necessary
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That's what she said.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Vanilla extract
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Try Dying.
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