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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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IMOK
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snub backwards is buns
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How are you reading this?
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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theft is the liberty of property
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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beat violence!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Should we start over?
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The Sanity is IN.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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the important thing is to cum...
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this is certainly sort of strange
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nobody does anything anymore!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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change is an inside job
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Invent a problem
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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keep your eyes open
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You're standing in it now.
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Tick tick tick
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I saw what you did just now
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Do you think that went well?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Tune out the signal.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Scene and Herd.
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This sentence is false.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Get 0%, win
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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read banned books
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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