Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
#2643 -318 = 3245 - 3563 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -289 = 3956 - 4245 - +
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
#3830 -344 = 3393 - 3737 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -225 = 1072 - 1297 - +
LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
#6414 -715 = 3354 - 4069 - +
dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
#4405 -314 = 3171 - 3485 - +
I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
#4712 -314 = 3527 - 3841 - +
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
#707 -344 = 3710 - 4054 - +
The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
#2660 -362 = 3630 - 3992 - +
Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
#4690 -406 = 2846 - 3252 - +
We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
#4772 -425 = 3026 - 3451 - +
If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
#4779 -296 = 3331 - 3627 - +
the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
#5132 -359 = 3302 - 3661 - +
it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
#4465 -260 = 3565 - 3825 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -514 = 4552 - 5066 - +
PANTS?
#4363 -294 = 3110 - 3404 - +
Chaos never goes out in style?
#3569 -351 = 3039 - 3390 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1677 = 6374 - 8051 - +
No one is stopping you
#2148 -351 = 3588 - 3939 - +
Approbio si latine loqueris
#5464 -337 = 3165 - 3502 - +
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
#5135 -524 = 2779 - 3303 - +
My biology I know. You I worry about.
#2086 -329 = 3385 - 3714 - +
Take no shit, take a crap
#2597 -319 = 3209 - 3528 - +
Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
#3215 -349 = 3107 - 3456 - +
Believing is seeing.
#3489 -341 = 3442 - 3783 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
#2042 -221 = 3613 - 3834 - +
there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -265 = 4442 - 4707 - +
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
#950 -265 = 3466 - 3731 - +
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
#3175 -353 = 3628 - 3981 - +
the medium is the mode
#4135 -335 = 3224 - 3559 - +
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
#4654 -391 = 2586 - 2977 - +
ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
#5477 -335 = 3146 - 3481 - +
The more you know, the less you control.
#6429 -709 = 3347 - 4056 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -407 = 3666 - 4073 - +
Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
#4988 -297 = 3217 - 3514 - +
In the end. there's a period.
#1765 -365 = 3158 - 3523 - +
Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
#4362 -330 = 3031 - 3361 - +
That's a fish and you know it!
#2627 -336 = 3339 - 3675 - +
I don't want to believe this statement.
#5249 -329 = 3744 - 4073 - +
Live in privacy; die in public.
#1989 -295 = 3346 - 3641 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -435 = 3538 - 3973 - +
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
#3773 -293 = 3927 - 4220 - +
Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
#1466 -294 = 3395 - 3689 - +
THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
#6224 -374 = 3900 - 4274 - +
Think outside the book.
#2894 -414 = 3713 - 4127 - +
there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
#6449 -664 = 3278 - 3942 - +
DO NOT BELIEF
#1030 -306 = 3540 - 3846 - +
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
#2115 -264 = 3015 - 3279 - +
Life is ours. We live it our way.
#1974 -325 = 2922 - 3247 - +
It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
#4481 -308 = 3618 - 3926 - +
The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
#6554 1 = 75 - 74 - +
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
#5284 -399 = 3535 - 3934 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -495 = 4415 - 4910 - +
There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
#3911 -320 = 3744 - 4064 - +
Will what you do
#4573 -261 = 4152 - 4413 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -336 = 4471 - 4807 - +
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
#5799 -395 = 2565 - 2960 - +
jesus was a roman mole
#4589 -317 = 3579 - 3896 - +
1984 - only 24 years late.
#583 -368 = 3637 - 4005 - +
The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
#2793 -362 = 3034 - 3396 - +
most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
#4010 -368 = 3460 - 3828 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
#4768 -344 = 4050 - 4394 - +
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
#2601 -358 = 3832 - 4190 - +
evolution continues with each and every new generation
#5934 -379 = 3228 - 3607 - +
Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
#4407 -288 = 3830 - 4118 - +
Pain = stupidity
#4816 -446 = 3458 - 3904 - +
i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
#5011 -424 = 2805 - 3229 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -48 = 273 - 321 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -334 = 3684 - 4018 - +
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
#5270 -464 = 2480 - 2944 - +
Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
#4025 -383 = 3235 - 3618 - +
what would you break without rules?
#3153 -299 = 3890 - 4189 - +
if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
#5241 -358 = 3197 - 3555 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -185 = 3955 - 4140 - +
If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
#4667 -424 = 2832 - 3256 - +
Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
#3616 -349 = 3127 - 3476 - +
the most profound things are inexpressible
#2723 -264 = 3073 - 3337 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -272 = 3824 - 4096 - +
starvation is nature's way
#2547 -187 = 3729 - 3916 - +
Your cats are my target audience
#3876 -343 = 3115 - 3458 - +
He who laughs, lasts.
#1396 -336 = 3028 - 3364 - +
You don't need this ----->
#3307 -346 = 2544 - 2890 - +
You woke up for this?
#3577 -322 = 3844 - 4166 - +
What will you be forgotten as?
#4684 -300 = 3567 - 3867 - +
Yield to oncoming traffic.
#3248 -424 = 3173 - 3597 - +
Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
#5220 -336 = 3427 - 3763 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -41 = 231 - 272 - +
expect a spanish inquisition.
#4745 -320 = 3641 - 3961 - +
the future is here now
#5705 -325 = 3664 - 3989 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2402 = 6643 - 9045 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2235 = 6701 - 8936 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -261 = 3600 - 3861 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -339 = 3302 - 3641 - +
Confusion is paradise
#939 -412 = 3167 - 3579 - +
Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
#5427 -466 = 3579 - 4045 - +
Everything you know... is just that.
#1197 -405 = 2669 - 3074 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2096 = 6769 - 8865 - +
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
#5127 -486 = 2993 - 3479 - +
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
#2825 -318 = 2848 - 3166 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
#2544 -260 = 3676 - 3936 - +

5246 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project