Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not wearing any underwear
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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even your family can betray you
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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giant skeleton factory
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you can do more than you think.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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This town needs an enema.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Reality is only a theory
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Measure once, cut twice
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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What you change, changes you.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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BROFIST
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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I just love the way you hate
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Vegetables are murder.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Caution: dry floor.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Coffee is bean water.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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rattlesnakes are epic
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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How did you get here?
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Keep up and be ahead
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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"Please do not use other door."
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Read out loud.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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what time is it on mars?
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Your ego is biohazard
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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i dont really know anything.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I invented plagiarism.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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