Semi Official Memebomb Archive

then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
#4424 -314 = 3204 - 3518 - +
spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
#3910 -403 = 3160 - 3563 - +
Good luck on your exam.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
#2485 -341 = 3254 - 3595 - +
If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
#2283 -305 = 3273 - 3578 - +
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
#690 -414 = 3338 - 3752 - +
I'm already fighting the next war.
#1602 -332 = 3537 - 3869 - +
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
#1588 -366 = 3884 - 4250 - +
The trick is whatever happens next
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
#2195 -343 = 3428 - 3771 - +
If you are immortal, I will eat you.
#4482 -331 = 3578 - 3909 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -345 = 3529 - 3874 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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much was decided before you were born
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
#1301 -315 = 3277 - 3592 - +
emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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LOL, CONTEXT!
#4078 -342 = 2948 - 3290 - +
If its to be its up to me
#4558 -304 = 3780 - 4084 - +
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
#3118 -324 = 3542 - 3866 - +
Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
#5362 -465 = 2830 - 3295 - +
THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
#6448 -715 = 3403 - 4118 - +
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
#1247 -551 = 3513 - 4064 - +
you're not important. Lucky you.
#4541 -401 = 3002 - 3403 - +
Why are you too good to die?
#3210 -457 = 3251 - 3708 - +
bad intentions can yield good results
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 -353 = 2800 - 3153 - +
Ordo ab chao, brassica!
#5352 -347 = 2761 - 3108 - +
I play Russian roulette in my head every day
#4477 -311 = 3301 - 3612 - +
MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -853 = 4031 - 4884 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
#2489 -328 = 3323 - 3651 - +
We sympathize with your intolerance.
#3111 -334 = 3324 - 3658 - +
cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
#4631 -435 = 3308 - 3743 - +
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
#1459 -416 = 3336 - 3752 - +
It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
#3937 -256 = 3332 - 3588 - +
It happened to you too
#1794 -439 = 3296 - 3735 - +
fear is information
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Im With (Biased Individual)
#1747 -338 = 2972 - 3310 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -337 = 3689 - 4026 - +
Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
#4334 -341 = 3456 - 3797 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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But I'm already repressed!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
#5690 -383 = 3166 - 3549 - +
How often do you feel human?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Roll again.
#3545 -283 = 3112 - 3395 - +
not valid without receipt
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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I love you too.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
#5482 -424 = 3836 - 4260 - +
too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
#5870 -467 = 3177 - 3644 - +
Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Pain = stupidity
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deceive regularly
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Do Not Remove
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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