Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Failure takes practice
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Never trust what you read.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Don't quote this
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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What if you're the one?
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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ignorance is hell.
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You woke up for this?
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Such Oddacity.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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This is not here
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raw backwards is war
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This is a mindjacking!
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Seriousness is death
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Invent a problem
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Be excellent to each other
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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you read my fucking mind
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Try to remember
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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NO YOU!
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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ICDUC2?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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DNA controls you!
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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someone should do something about that
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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How often do you feel human?
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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fnord
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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