Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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you smell like your mistress.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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I love you.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Ateoff shitler
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Your dick sucks!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Save the banks lol
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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belief is priceless
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Life is price less.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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recluses always get weak
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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zombies like you
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smash -HERE- to find out
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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cancer cures smoking.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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alzheimer macht frei
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Elite Populist
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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All you can eat, shrimp
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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You are now thinking manually.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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