Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Have you been alive lately?
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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much was decided before you were born
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you can be right and still be murdered
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Get ready for this.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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You might regret it.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Support your local ceiling.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Don't fart then inhale it
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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check your assumptions
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Free will is compulsory.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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all information is misinformation
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Are you a character or a being?
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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I really like writing on walls
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Nature loves to hide.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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TITS
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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fear your friends
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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In case of fire, burn.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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