Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fait accompli...
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Darwin Hates You.
#978 -306 = 3455 - 3761 - +
todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
#5473 -397 = 3072 - 3469 - +
If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
#1644 -326 = 2610 - 2936 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -359 = 4142 - 4501 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
#5467 -369 = 3334 - 3703 - +
Normal is not the same thing as average.
#4053 -315 = 3019 - 3334 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2370 = 6429 - 8799 - +
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
#2520 -371 = 3127 - 3498 - +
Tear off all your labels.
#3950 -307 = 2512 - 2819 - +
The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
#5102 -426 = 3315 - 3741 - +
Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
#711 -295 = 3929 - 4224 - +
To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
#2973 -394 = 3140 - 3534 - +
I hear music!
#1525 -291 = 3909 - 4200 - +
In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
#4032 -353 = 3061 - 3414 - +
Advertising abhors a vacuum.
#4585 -455 = 2524 - 2979 - +
averageness is a point of view
#4206 -303 = 2686 - 2989 - +
the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
#5713 -365 = 3242 - 3607 - +
Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
#4498 -270 = 3042 - 3312 - +
When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
#4305 -359 = 2600 - 2959 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -365 = 3956 - 4321 - +
Call in Sick
#3715 -320 = 4261 - 4581 - +
often you should act like you are sexless
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In case of fire, burn.
#1756 -356 = 3141 - 3497 - +
i am not a label (5 words)
#6023 -312 = 3095 - 3407 - +
people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
#2285 -352 = 3203 - 3555 - +
What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
#3155 -293 = 2763 - 3056 - +
Scream, it's the least you could do
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This sign is not self-referential.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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using force to stop force is absurd
#3033 -274 = 3273 - 3547 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -296 = 3762 - 4058 - +
Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
#3327 -338 = 3349 - 3687 - +
How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
#5133 -306 = 3095 - 3401 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -364 = 3661 - 4025 - +
labels are not all inclusive
#5986 -355 = 3084 - 3439 - +
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
#2732 -303 = 2814 - 3117 - +
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
#2115 -273 = 2877 - 3150 - +
IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
#6042 -355 = 3255 - 3610 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -323 = 2947 - 3270 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -2069 = 6367 - 8436 - +
Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
#1062 -354 = 3110 - 3464 - +
Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
#1176 -303 = 2882 - 3185 - +
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
#4987 -422 = 3111 - 3533 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -330 = 2818 - 3148 - +
Wake up!
This is all a dream!
#3047 -416 = 3330 - 3746 - +
Get ready for this.
#4176 -354 = 3132 - 3486 - +
discordia lumine maior
#4526 -342 = 3400 - 3742 - +
Rejoin the human race.
#2398 -369 = 3510 - 3879 - +
It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -353 = 2836 - 3189 - +
You are one of the masks
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Tick tick tick
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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the voice of god is just a construct
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
#1456 -330 = 2632 - 2962 - +
my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
#4463 -283 = 3666 - 3949 - +
Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
#3214 -394 = 3366 - 3760 - +
Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
#2252 -365 = 2930 - 3295 - +
it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
#2755 -383 = 2901 - 3284 - +
138 dys ony sos
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
#2204 -314 = 2696 - 3010 - +
How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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It happened to you too
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -295 = 3862 - 4157 - +
What is this, some kind of slogan?
#3701 -330 = 3122 - 3452 - +
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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You are literate
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Everybody knows.
#4015 -406 = 2914 - 3320 - +
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
#4639 -286 = 2669 - 2955 - +
This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
#4464 -287 = 2811 - 3098 - +
Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Language is speaking you.
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