Semi Official Memebomb Archive

that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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decency is a relative thing
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Dick.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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one love
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Moderation is for monks.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Don't think
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Fools seldom differ
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Soil isn't a document
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Lead Ashtray
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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the void does not exist
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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wacked lives shatter
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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private property created crime
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slack lives matter
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Believing is seeing.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Paradox isn't.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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you're it, no backsies
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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get thee behind me greyface
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If its to be, its up to me
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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People are revolting
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Caution: dry floor.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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When was the first time you felt great?
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Don't quote this
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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