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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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what's stopping you?
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Knock yourself out.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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It's good to be the King.
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Be eaten by babies
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technology will make or break us
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Only the insane prosper
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All myths are modern
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Tick tick tick
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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I'm better than you.
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Adapt or die!
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Use no hooks.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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is this a stupid question?
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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If you do it, want it.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Scene and Herd.
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This sentence is a lie.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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are you wearing that?
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please change beliefs
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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farts in jars though.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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You always love the ones you hurt
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"Hauch"
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Prop Up The System!
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the future is here now
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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