Semi Official Memebomb Archive

EAT BABIES
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Got your knows!
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Get 0%, win
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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There is no Truth here.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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some hacks hoax
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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What if you're the one?
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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In the end. there's a period.
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politics is used for personal gain
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there are too few immutable truths today
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Popes needed
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Be young - shut up!
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I hate prejudiced people.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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This is a question?
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Please do not lick the paintings
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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delusions comfy enough?
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just say know
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the medium is the mode
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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anarchonistic
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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We'll make you happy
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Try to remember
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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blumpkinfluffer
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