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I bet you stepped in it.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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what did you lap up today?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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ALWAYS IS
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Metallica Still Sucks
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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What is it with you and money?
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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seize the means of imagination
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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maybe partying will help
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all things are delicately interconnected
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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jesus hippie
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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How am I not myself?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Futility is futile.
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I could only masquerade
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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MEMESTORM
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Which way to America?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Save the banks lol
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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To be happy is a new notion
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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