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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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The truth never set anyone free
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Today is the day.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Get 0%, win
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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god cares for you more.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Please go back 3 squares
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Why are you so sure?
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Open horse fucking
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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You are Powerful!
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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you are now breathing automatically
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You're still playing by their rules!
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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supplementing my permanent record
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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today is under construction
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life is short..
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Confusion is paradise
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Just do it.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Prophets profit.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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No one noticed.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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