People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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