catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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