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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Scene and Herd.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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I'm already against the next war.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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wipe off that lipstick.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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no absolutes!
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Abandon all art NOW
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Leadership means taxes
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hail deep thought
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YOU will live forever!
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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You're standing in it now.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Your brain is itchy
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Cums
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Failure takes practice
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Each and single one
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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No hidden window here.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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this is one sentence.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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rattlesnakes are epic
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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homestuck
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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"I can't breed!"
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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There's no such thing as nothing
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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