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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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No gods, no masterpieces
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supplementing my permanent record
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Has to happen to somebody.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Percepi et esse.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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dare to be smart
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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hate humanity. love people
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Existence is futile
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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practice random acts
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Please go back 3 squares
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FOREVER ALONE
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Never mind that.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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I think you came to late.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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The End is Rear!
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Hail Stones!
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This sign is not for you.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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They Live. We sleep
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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brobama
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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You Can Use Fire
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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stasis is a dream state
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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"Please do not use other door."
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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its not. but maybe
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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