Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your computer is lying to you.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Fuck semantics!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Suspend belief.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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How am I not myself?
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Grab it and feel it
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Space is a practiced place.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Fools seldom differ
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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get off your knees!!!!!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I hear music!
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Confusion is paradise
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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No forbidding allowed.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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MINDCRAFT
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Why didn't you?
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You are now breathing manually.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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physical culture is second best
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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The Truth Is No.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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This is where I get off...
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dare to be smart
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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My god is bigger.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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here...catch!
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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