i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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