Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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all that litters is old
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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hugo phurst
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Be excellent to each other
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words tend to be inadequate
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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You don't need this ----->
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self-awareness can be crippling
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Save the banks lol
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Quit the shit
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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We saw her duck.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Because it's there.
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Don't tread on me
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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For a good time, please call 000.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Check Mate!
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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At the end you see it clear
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Of course you realize this means war.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Only the insane prosper
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You are the voice in your head.
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suk up and pop
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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You better know
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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I will never lie to you.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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A king's castle is his home.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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farts in jars though.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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The following statement is not true:
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The Game
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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We see what you did there.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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I'm not dead yet!
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PANTFARTICA
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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