Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Blasphemy is my religion
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Measure once, cut twice
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planning for the future is escapism
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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All we have is words
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you sure its safe?
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Fumble the bumble
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Be as if.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Reading is not understanding.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You know better
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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We'll make you happy
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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True love is overrated
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Tear off all your labels.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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By the power of viagra
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Knock yourself out.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Security through Obesity
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Reality is rated R, too.
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