Semi Official Memebomb Archive

everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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giant skeleton factory
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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You are now trapped.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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We are here to grow our souls
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There are no gold prisons
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Plan early, plan twice
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Terrorism.
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Men always generalise
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you can live on through your descendants
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Save us from salvation
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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this is only a test
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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I see what you did there.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Work is a four letter word.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Futility is futile.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Run. You're watching you.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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No hidden window here.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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