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you will not think and you will not care
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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At the end you see it clear
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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worrying can help you prepare
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christafarian
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"Please feel free."
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[Verification needed]
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Less is a possibilty
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Grayface is a Pope too
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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I'm not dead.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Be eaten by babies
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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We'll make you happy
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I invented plagiarism.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Every statement contains falsehood
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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even she goes poo... even she
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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How come you so Dumb?
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Kill your imagination.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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care to expand?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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PANTS?
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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You better know
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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using force to stop force is absurd
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