Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no help.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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I am living in denial.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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beat violence!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Collect to reject
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There are no gold prisons
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Do you think that went well?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Space is a practiced place.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Fumble the bumble
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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But I'm already repressed!
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Dick.
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discordia lumine maior
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Don't forget to die
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Everything you know is wrong!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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I'm in this for the money.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Fools seldom differ
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Think outside which box?
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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"I can't breed!"
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Security Through Obscurity
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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