Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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It can't rain all the time
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Superstition is bad luck.
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offer very little information about yourself
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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You know it all, don't you?
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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cancer cures smoking.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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You Can Use Fire
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I was young and I needed the money
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Do not read this message.
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You are the opposition!
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Neither God nor master!
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Truth is plural and contingent
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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TRAVELITE
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Smile for the camera!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Death is not only for you.
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Invent a problem
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Prop Up The System!
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Don't forget to die
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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This is inappropriate
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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