Semi Official Memebomb Archive

re-evolution!
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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today is under construction
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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We saw her duck.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Politician, govern thyself.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Pretend this is Reality
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randy savage died for your sins
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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â–²
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Laws make criminals.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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No pain, no pain.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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brainsprain
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They know you're reading this.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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get into the way!
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pink is ok, too
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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life = murder
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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That was a bad idea.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Suffering is Optional...
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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anarchonistic
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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