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I am GOD here!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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No purpose necessary
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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chance the yeti
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Nature loves to hide.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Never give an inch!
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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How's that working out for you?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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This isn't all true.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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I don't exist.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I am living in denial.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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hope is self-replicating
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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If you can this.... you can read
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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The Sanity is IN.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I GET IT!
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