Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Objectivity is subjective
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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This sentence has never been written.
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know it's naught!
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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The revolution will be the same
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categorizing fear is calming
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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They think you're weird.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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People are revolting
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If not now, then when?
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Because and effect.
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Please cue at this point -->
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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fun is my function
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Feel great on purpose.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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The Beginning is Near.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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routine is a link with the past
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Support your local ceiling.
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angst is lame
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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words tend to be inadequate
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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low expectations are good protection
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We are not stuff that abides
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Your computer is lying to you.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Roll again.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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KNOW NOW
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Everything is Pornographic.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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chance the yeti
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The hidden factor may be you.
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We're behaving like insects
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Don't think
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How come you so Dumb?
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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History is a religion
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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