Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everyone has a personal fnord
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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an elite is inevitable
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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do you think we are forever?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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If not now, then when?
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Use no hooks.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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to be is not to be
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you are now entering!
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This sign is not for you.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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How did you get here?
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Caution: dry paint.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Vanilla extract
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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fear of a blank page.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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I want your money back.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Try to remember
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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fuck it we ball
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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There are five kinds of people:
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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This is where I get off...
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Normality = boring-reality
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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People are revolting
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