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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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I am living in denial.
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There is no mainstream.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Believing is seeing.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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It's always today.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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You grok?
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Step on a crack
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fun or doom
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Please go back 3 squares
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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This statement is a lie.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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I've run out of things to say.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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MURDERBIRD
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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free water! Take one!
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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i redundant already.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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It's ok that you don't know.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Five is a demon.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Politics is war by other means
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