Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Metallica Still Sucks
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Two-faced book
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Do not believe language.
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To be happy is a new notion
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He who laughs, lasts.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Apocalypse!
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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i think therefore i think i am
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Only the insane prosper
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Schplie!!!! at random
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Space is a practiced place.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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this post scares me
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offer very little information about yourself
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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This is a pipe.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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That's a fish and you know it!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Mission accomplished.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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what? do you think?
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Confront the system.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Nothing real requires faith.
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i can't do that yet.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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How are you reading this?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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everyone's work is equally important
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Taze a kitten!
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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