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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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You Can Use Fire
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Today is the day.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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you must disagree with authority figures
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Is there anybody in between there?
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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PANTS?
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Be excellent to each other
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Soil isn't a document
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everything that's interesting is new
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Leadership means taxes
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land of the fee
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Kill Your Idols.
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do you think we are forever?
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Jesus made a good profit
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offer very little information about yourself
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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nothing is something
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wait,
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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asshole
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Holy shit look over there --->
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there are too few immutable truths today
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Check Mate!
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Don't quote this
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IH8UFUHQ2
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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I'm not dead.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The End is Rear!
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You are not an individual.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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