Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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No one has died for your sins
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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You always love the ones you hurt
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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farts in jars though.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Do not believe language.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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psychicdelic
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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I see what you did there.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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wipe off that lipstick.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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war is a purification rite
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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hate speech?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Some farts go poop.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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i dont really know anything.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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BeLIEve
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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You were alone before they left you
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Fuck semantics!
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Why not?
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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