Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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golfers are the illuminati
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Not a Restroom
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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I know your secret.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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hate love - love hate
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christafarian
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Smile for the camera!
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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IN MY PANTS!
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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civilization is the denial of shit
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Hellen back
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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There is no conspiracy.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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practice random acts
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Violators will be fisted.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Your mother was lying
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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love to see it happen
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Reading is not understanding.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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That's just what I believe
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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How are you reading this?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Resistance is fertile
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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