Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Laugh
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Common sense is neither.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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A naked mind is sexy.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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belief is priceless
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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This message is false
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Today is the day.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Temptoe through the toolies
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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No one gets out alive.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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If your not confused your wrong
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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i wish i had tried.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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out of nothing comes something
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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someone should do something about that
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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There is where you say something stupid.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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ice 4 eyes
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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noise can be hostile
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