Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Twang gard is fo yo helff
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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pretend you have free will
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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after birth is before death
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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I shit you not.
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WAKE UP.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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all that litters is old
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Click here to win.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Smile for the camera!
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ALWAYS IS
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Don't knock opportunity
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routine is a link with the past
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Fight Me
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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No one gets out alive.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Now is all you have.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Call in Sick
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Who's life are you living?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Objectivity is subjective
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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