Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Private parking in Area only !
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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stay human
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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please change beliefs
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Fight apathy or don't.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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My armor is contempt
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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There ain't no justice
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Hail Stones!
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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christafarian
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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you can live on through your descendants
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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This is a question?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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TITS
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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i redundant already.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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to whom it may concern,
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Fools seldom differ
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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today is under construction
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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ignorance is hell.
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Without fuck ¡
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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All employees are forbidden.
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