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I'm with intelligent --->
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Suffering is Optional...
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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you are now entering!
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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All generalisations are false
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Operatives are standing by.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Law = X/0
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Very vinnie voorhees
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Politics is war by other means
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My mess is a life
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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I'm trying... very trying.
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This is not a pipe.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Read less, live more.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Tear off all your labels.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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timidity is laughable
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Everything you know... is just that.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Pretend you're not pretending
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averageness is a point of view
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Security through Obesity
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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i believe that children are the futile
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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You know what I always say...
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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[Verification needed]
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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i never always win.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Go on, I won't tell.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Read out loud.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Average is such a mean word
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fear of a blank page.
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