Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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