Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the ripple is not the water.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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You can fine-tune at will.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Chaos is what you make of it
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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fun or doom
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Security Through Obscurity
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Every one can read your mind.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Paradox isn't.
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There are five kinds of people:
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Mind the malicious gap.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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There are no gold prisons
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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fat people think they are fat.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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You're a great actor!
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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You're No. One
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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inheritance must be abolished
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Laibach and Bank of England
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Let us prey
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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poonerism
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out of nothing comes something
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Everybody knows.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Cadres decide everything.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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re-evolution!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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