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Here's what I know,
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Apocalypse!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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And thus, sense was made.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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everything that's interesting is new
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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this post scares me
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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You're standing in it now.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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SILENCE
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Neither God nor master!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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the city is upstairs
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moderation kills the spirit
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Popes needed
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Break a pattern today.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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I will never lie to you.
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Listen to the noise.
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Be less prepared.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Roll again.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Measure once, cut twice
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without chaos, there can not be order
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RAGE IS PEACE
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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look above the wind.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Please press any door to continue
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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IN MY PANTS!
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Poetry is in the street.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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