Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop reading, start thinking.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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black lies matter
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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There is no conspiracy.
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How am I not myself?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Authorised graffiti area
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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getting even is odd.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Your brain is itchy
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all that litters is old
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giant skeleton factory
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Tick tick tick
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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please change beliefs
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We are watching you
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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operating under the illusion
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Don't think
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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is this a stupid question?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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hungry? eat me.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Green paper makes me happy!
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Do what you want to say
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Prophets profit.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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angst is lame
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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This statement is a lie.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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christinsanity
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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