Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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-hyphencypher-
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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So, read any good books lately?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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mad, not angry.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Subversive is the new black.
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If you want it, do it.
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Simulate yourself
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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is this a stupid question?
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You are now thinking manually.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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some hacks hoax
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Let us prey
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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just say know
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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This is not here
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The chao goes mu.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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mttv
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irony is too mainstream for me
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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just believing something can make it happen
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I want this statement to be false.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Percepi et esse.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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i don't hate crime.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Now is forever
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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At the end you see it clear
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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