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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Bow down before the one you serve
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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ask yourself this
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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i need to avoid the void
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Free will is compulsory.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Are you still awake?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Smoke fish.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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SILENCE
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Think inside the box
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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If its to be its up to me
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Forget you even read this.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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"I can't breed!"
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Life is not only for you.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Ateoff shitler
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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fly's undone.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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I puked here
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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go down and drown'd
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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It's always today.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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If you want it, do it.
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