Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Be eaten by babies
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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You don't exist.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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love to see it happen
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hope is self-replicating
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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don't forget what you already know
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Caution: dry paint.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Confront the system.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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read banned books
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Average is such a mean word
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Jesus made a good profit
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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It's not my struggle
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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alzheimer macht frei
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Leap before you look
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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i browse eye brows.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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this conversation isnt over
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You're on your own now
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Stop being used.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Try Dying.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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You are now trapped.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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ux = bb is watching you
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