Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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138 dys ony sos
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I don't believe you.
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Conventions are lazy.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's ok that you don't know.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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you're doing it.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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stay human
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Never mind that.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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here...catch!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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My father was a good woman.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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What is the first question?
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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#tigerblood
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Free Baser Evil!
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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you must have one grand passion
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Freedom is a party
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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The Game
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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