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Do you think that went well?
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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If its to be its up to me
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Jesus made a good profit
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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politics is used for personal gain
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Read less, live more.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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laws make legislatures
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Difference engenders hate.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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listen to the silence
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Please use other door.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Suspend belief.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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hail deep thought
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Kill Your Idols.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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BeLIEve
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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what is future
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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