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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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SCORPION PIE
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I know what you did last summer...
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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automation is deadly
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Cums
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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antifart
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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only the robots are on time anymore
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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This is where I get off...
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Smile for the camera!
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Hokum all ye faithful
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to volunteer is reactionary
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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pretend you have free will
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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This town needs an enema.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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How's that working out for you?
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Ye of many faiths
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Today is the day.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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challenge your habits
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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No one noticed.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Violence never settles anything.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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