Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Kwote Zero
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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minimalism is about the big picture
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wishing things away is not effective
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Terrorism.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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My god is bigger.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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I can see you
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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He who laughs, lasts.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Go places.
Do things
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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They think you're weird.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Got your knows!
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Lead Ashtray
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fun or doom
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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i never always win.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Neither God nor master!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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We're behaving like insects
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Legalize poverty
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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That's what she said.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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categorizing fear is calming
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being who you are is it's own reward
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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i'm just as god remade me
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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