John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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