Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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get thee behind me greyface
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You're still playing by their rules!
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Reinvent retardation.
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Click here to win.
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slack lives matter
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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God bless the kufar
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Scene and Herd.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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The Truth Hertz.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Reality is only a theory
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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down with lies?
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Don't fart then inhale it
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smash -HERE- to find out
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Your dick sucks!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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discordia lumine maior
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Pretend this is Reality
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Hail Stones!
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Youthanize yourself
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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You're a great actor!
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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The Game
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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you are now entering!
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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The new money is info.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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you left the iron on.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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We are not stuff that abides
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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