Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Don't quote this
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Grate with purpose
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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These monsters are people
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Violence never settles anything.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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There is far less to everything than you think
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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one love
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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unleash infinity
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Free will is compulsory.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Because it's there.
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Theft is liberty
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Stop history
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Only rats stay bought
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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fathers often use too much force
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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WARNING: And how!
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I'm already against the next war.
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Seriousness is death
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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You are what you hate.
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please change beliefs
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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pretend you have free will
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Because and effect.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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