Semi Official Memebomb Archive

DO NOT DISTURB.
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Oops bi did it again
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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You might regret it.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Jesus was a profit.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Less is a possibilty
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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you will not think and you will not care
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Everybody knows.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If you want it, do it.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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That's what she said.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Great! Doesn't it
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practice random acts
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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wait faster
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Home is where the disease is
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challenge your habits
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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this is only a test
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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timidity is laughable
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Think outside which box?
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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the future is here now
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Simulate yourself
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Collapse the state of mind
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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This is the age of isis
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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MINDCRAFT
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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