Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop being used.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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supplementing my permanent record
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today is under construction
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Violence never settles anything.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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BROFIST
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He's dead. Get over it.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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the voice of god is just a construct
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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obamasyomama
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hungry? eat me.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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what? do you think?
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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The door is the key.
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getting even is odd.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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poonerism
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Be excellent to each other
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everything counts in large amounts
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Virginity can be cured.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Do you smell bacon?
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Killing is murder
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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can this really be happening to me
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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PROLIFUCK
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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you are now leaving!
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Can I askew a question?
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