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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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adjust your tie.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Everything happens for no reason
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Specialization is for insects
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Wit happens.
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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being broke is childish
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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MINDCRAFT
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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chance the yeti
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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sin is a means of social control
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Chaste makes waste.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Jesus loves war!
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There is no mainstream.
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No forbidding allowed.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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listen when your body talks
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Five is a demon.
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Death is not only for you.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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fear of a blank page.
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Are you a character or a being?
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Metallica Still Sucks
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Percepi et esse.
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apologies
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Please clean up after your god.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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