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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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spend time: it's on sale.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Smoke fish.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Each and single one
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KNOW NOW
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Free
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Collapse the state of mind
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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pink is ok, too
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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You are the opposition!
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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The End is Rear!
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Avert thy gaze!
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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hate humanity. love people
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golfers are the illuminati
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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What just happened?
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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I think you came to late.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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starvation is nature's way
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They are hunting dogs.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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You're already in its belly.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Operatives are standing by.
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Control is not control
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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fun or doom
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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apologies
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offer very little information about yourself
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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