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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Lead Ashtray
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Ethos under desconstruction
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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[citation needed]
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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These monsters are people
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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What just happened?
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Don't think
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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the future is here now
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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power lies everywhere
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Great! Doesn't it
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Avert thy gaze!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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discordia lumine maior
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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That's just what I believe
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Dick.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Be young - shut up!
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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change is an inside job
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Faith is not an excuse.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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there is chaos in order
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Freedom Needs Work.
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