Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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It's good to be the King.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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â–²
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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feel better now
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what did you lap up today?
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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change your mind
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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god cares for you more.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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after birth is before death
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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My father was a good woman.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Who are you? Why?
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Do you find this question offensive?
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fallin' allin
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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fly's undone.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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world wide eyed
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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PROLIFUCK
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Support Our Fruits.
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It happened to you too
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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you must have one grand passion
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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cancer cures smoking.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Operatives are standing by.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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