Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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even she goes poo... even she
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Fuck semantics!
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If your not confused your wrong
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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you must disagree with authority figures
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Open horse fucking
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Everything happens for no reason
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Everybody knows.
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Stop being used.
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Five is a demon.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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August Victoria hospital
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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That's just what I believe
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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The future is history.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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minimalism is about the details
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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iPods are made of people!
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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change is an inside job
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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apologies
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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A naked mind is sexy.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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