I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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