If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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