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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Was it worth it?
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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FUCK SPARTA!
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bad intentions can yield good results
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To have nothing is impossible.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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there's nothing except what you sense
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Support your local ceiling.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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brainsprain
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Use only as directed.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Do what you want to say
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Your computer is lying to you.
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What are you doing?!
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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I shit you not.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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19februholidamned
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Why are you too good to die?
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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BeLIEve
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all information is misinformation
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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