Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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