Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Violence never settles anything.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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You are not an individual.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Pretend this is Reality
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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What if you're the one?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Negation is definition
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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you LIVE in that head?
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If you can this.... you can read
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There is no more revolution;
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Down is the new up!
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Beware of falling hammers
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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'slanguage
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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one love
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Albino african
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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You are now breathing manually.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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And I thought I was original!
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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This is not a pipe.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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I GET IT!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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I hear music!
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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