Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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You're a great actor!
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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you're it, no backsies
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Science is a cult
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Dick.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Orwell was an optimist
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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They think you're weird.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Lead Ashtray
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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The toof will set you fwee.
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No costume is no costume
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Futility is futile.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Abandon all art NOW
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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If its to be its up to me
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This sign is not self-referential.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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yeah, i know.
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Albino african
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Examine the following:
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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this conversation isnt over
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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This statement is a lie.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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People are Human.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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