Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Security Through Obscurity
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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I'll be back.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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I am GOD here!
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Please use other door.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Why didn't you?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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There's no such thing as a free world
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you must disagree with authority figures
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My armor is contempt
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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some hacks hoax
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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DIY
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operating under the illusion
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Reading is not understanding.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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It's never too late to start.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Your dick sucks!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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