Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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In case of fire, burn.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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You grok?
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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We Universe Itself
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Resistance is fertile
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Some farts go poof.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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The solution is part of the problem.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Fuck god
I love her
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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'slanguage
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This sentence has never been written.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Legalize poverty
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i never always win.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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love to see it happen
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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God is a word.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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unleash infinity
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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I do hesitate to ask.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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christinsanity
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Cums
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Who told you to believe that?
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iPods are made of people!
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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