Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This sign is not self-referential.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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This sentence is false.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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i wish i had tried.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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randy savage died for your sins
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ICDUC2?
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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I have found a truth.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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dare to be smart
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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snub backwards is buns
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expressing anger is necessary
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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I've run out of things to say.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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JUST THINKING
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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you can even marry harry
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Utopia, why?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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SILENCE
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Fuck god
I love her
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Kilmalosa323
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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The media lies.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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averageness is a point of view
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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delusions comfy enough?
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Check Mate!
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Tear off all your labels.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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You are not your ego
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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