Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Reality is a work in progress.
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The following statement is not true:
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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What are you doing?!
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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You are now thinking manually.
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I shit you not.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Let's be cruel!
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Of course you realize this means war.
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such is the war.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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The Sanity is IN.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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The best things in life are imaginary
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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some hacks hoax
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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deceive regularly
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Everybody knows.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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me me na me meme name
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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ALWAYS IS
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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I want this statement to be false.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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TITS
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Scene and Herd.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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