Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i am paint. watch me dry!
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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hate love - love hate
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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No one is stopping you
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Oh, no, not again.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Let's be cruel!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Are you still awake?
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Disorder is order.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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At the end you see it clear
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The beginning of the end is T
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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expressing anger is necessary
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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YOU will live forever!
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Private parking in Area only !
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Vegetables are murder.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Congregation, please be seated
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Kill Your Idols.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Utopia, why?
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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only the robots are on time anymore
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Education is a form of murder
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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