Semi Official Memebomb Archive

apologies
#6438 -673 = 3489 - 4162 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -289 = 3814 - 4103 - +
Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
#3231 -335 = 2667 - 3002 - +
Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -312 = 3177 - 3489 - +
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
#1737 -291 = 3189 - 3480 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -380 = 3023 - 3403 - +
OGLUM BAK GiT!
#5167 -453 = 3366 - 3819 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -390 = 2974 - 3364 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -316 = 3800 - 4116 - +
Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
#2172 -286 = 3111 - 3397 - +
Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -341 = 3407 - 3748 - +
Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
#4419 -243 = 4071 - 4314 - +
If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
#1659 -334 = 3134 - 3468 - +
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
#4250 -364 = 3809 - 4173 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -371 = 3687 - 4058 - +
Schplie!!!! at random
#4271 -310 = 2926 - 3236 - +
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
#5232 -393 = 2847 - 3240 - +
if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
#4971 -363 = 2707 - 3070 - +
MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
#2009 -272 = 3399 - 3671 - +
Forget this moment ever happened.
#1275 -373 = 2708 - 3081 - +
Please cue at this point -->
#4275 -355 = 3155 - 3510 - +
No matter where you go... there you are.
#2141 -339 = 2666 - 3005 - +
 We are defined by what we hate.
#4063 -355 = 2861 - 3216 - +
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
#5616 -362 = 3037 - 3399 - +
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
#1823 -319 = 3662 - 3981 - +
Suffering is Optional...
#4597 -324 = 2926 - 3250 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
#925 -344 = 3605 - 3949 - +
it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -335 = 3289 - 3624 - +
The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
#5273 -456 = 3065 - 3521 - +
if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
#6163 -438 = 3963 - 4401 - +
If you can this.... you can read
#4349 -313 = 2915 - 3228 - +
All that is colossal is fraud
#4907 -312 = 3617 - 3929 - +
You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
#3262 -366 = 2827 - 3193 - +
Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
#5077 -368 = 3072 - 3440 - +
12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
#5502 -285 = 3546 - 3831 - +
I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
#1473 -354 = 3457 - 3811 - +
It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
#1792 -382 = 3727 - 4109 - +
It's a trap!
#5005 -405 = 2783 - 3188 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -434 = 3024 - 3458 - +
Give up while your still where you started.
#1323 -311 = 2559 - 2870 - +
Home is where the disease is
#5288 -329 = 3197 - 3526 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -116 = 4001 - 4117 - +
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
#4289 -309 = 3481 - 3790 - +
Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
#2245 -305 = 3454 - 3759 - +
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
#4532 -361 = 2800 - 3161 - +
Did your fork eat you with that butt?
#4664 -294 = 3456 - 3750 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -255 = 3246 - 3501 - +
what a drag it is getting sold
#3132 -337 = 2681 - 3018 - +
no good deed will go unpunished!
#5050 -205 = 3337 - 3542 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -365 = 2451 - 2816 - +
It's later than you think.
#1854 -369 = 2823 - 3192 - +
You know it all, don't you?
#3324 -329 = 2944 - 3273 - +
Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
#3607 -370 = 3727 - 4097 - +
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
#5301 -320 = 3766 - 4086 - +
Try Dying.
#3914 -316 = 4320 - 4636 - +
DO NOT BELIEF
#1030 -302 = 3380 - 3682 - +
the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
#4730 -281 = 3385 - 3666 - +
Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
#5365 -425 = 2962 - 3387 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 -334 = 5596 - 5930 - +
Keep up and be ahead
#4921 -406 = 2897 - 3303 - +
There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
#4236 -320 = 3104 - 3424 - +
We are the ones who seem to travel through time
#5041 -300 = 2761 - 3061 - +
labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -233 = 3925 - 4158 - +
There's no LIE in BELIEF.
#2864 -346 = 3552 - 3898 - +
Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
#2519 -374 = 2356 - 2730 - +
In case of fire, burn.
#1756 -355 = 3125 - 3480 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -403 = 2736 - 3139 - +
When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
#4520 -307 = 3320 - 3627 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -305 = 3344 - 3649 - +
This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
#2927 -322 = 3787 - 4109 - +
without chaos, there can not be order
#5452 -284 = 3519 - 3803 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
#6268 -376 = 3884 - 4260 - +
i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
#6059 -378 = 3331 - 3709 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -381 = 3931 - 4312 - +
the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
#5170 -318 = 3447 - 3765 - +
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
#5172 -451 = 3592 - 4043 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -290 = 3903 - 4193 - +
The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
#5490 -314 = 3364 - 3678 - +
Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -330 = 2825 - 3155 - +
I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
#4388 -206 = 3399 - 3605 - +
No direction is the right direction
#2130 -375 = 2504 - 2879 - +
C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
#4934 -263 = 3733 - 3996 - +
Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
#3971 -349 = 3600 - 3949 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -303 = 3286 - 3589 - +
You are now entering chapel perilous
#4582 -321 = 3029 - 3350 - +
Life is price less.
#1975 -325 = 3716 - 4041 - +
what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
#5028 -382 = 3725 - 4107 - +
Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
#3402 -484 = 2876 - 3360 - +
THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
#6224 -382 = 3742 - 4124 - +
Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
#2177 -319 = 3063 - 3382 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -213 = 5682 - 5895 - +
STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
#2568 -288 = 3545 - 3833 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
#6386 -604 = 3693 - 4297 - +
disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
#1023 -312 = 3212 - 3524 - +
The truth is probably not out there after all.
#3801 -359 = 3101 - 3460 - +
this is a wasteland in your mouth
#2903 -368 = 2646 - 3014 - +
MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
#6160 -317 = 3180 - 3497 - +
sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
#2507 -284 = 3269 - 3553 - +
Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
#4758 -272 = 2901 - 3173 - +
ban censorship!
#6263 -343 = 4020 - 4363 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project