Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am the king of all iconoclasts
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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138 dys ony sos
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IGNore fnords
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Chaste makes waste.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Nothing is 100% true
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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You don't exist.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Prophets profit.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Forget you even read this.
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laws make legislatures
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I would die for my own life.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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You are now breathing manually.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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You grok?
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to whom it may concern,
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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For a good time call Eris
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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You woke up for this?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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get an afterlife
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Tick tick tick
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Confront the system.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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somebody stop me. please.
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the important thing is to cum...
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A free world needs no leaders
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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what i think i am
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Mission accomplished.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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