Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The world hates us, and we deserve it
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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If you want it, do it.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Normal is a curve.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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The trick is whatever happens next
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Eating the menu?
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wipe off that lipstick.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Laws make criminals.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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an elite is inevitable
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what time is it on mars?
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You did it.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Try to outlive these words.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Orwell was right.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Such Oddacity.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Browsers for Genocide
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Tear off all your labels.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Private parking in Area only !
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Secrecy kills.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I'm not dead.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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