Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Operatives are standing by.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Hallucination is no private matter
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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listen to the silence
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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That's what she said.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Think outside the book.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Get 0%, win
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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land of the fee
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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TITS
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Each and single one
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Jesus is 6.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Should we start over?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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go down and drown'd
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Violators will be fisted.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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angst is lame
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To be happy is a new notion
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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humor is a release
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Pain = stupidity
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know it's naught!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I have found a truth.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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i browse eye brows.
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