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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Defective for our future.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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the city is upstairs
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Do what you want to say
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Believing is seeing.
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poonerism
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fun is my function
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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How do you get all those coins?
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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get into the way!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Fait accompli...
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Care for a penis snifter?
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Confront the system.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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I love my tribe.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Dick.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Victimize Circumstance!
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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How did you get here?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Kill Your Idols.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Your smile or your life
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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farts in jars though.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Question reality.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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