Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm in this for the money.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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This sentence has never been written.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Violence never settles anything.
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Popes needed
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Private parking in Area only !
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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the family is living on borrowed time
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How am I not myself?
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In case of fire, burn.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Conventions are lazy.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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hail deep thought
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Use no hooks.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Newfags can't triforce
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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this post scares me
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the important thing is to cum...
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Find your passion for apathy
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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i is imaginary.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Have a nice day. Or else
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We have this area under surveillance
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Hail Damage Repair!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Man's character is his fate.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Famous people are delicious.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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