Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Holy shit look over there --->
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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PROLIFUCK
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Life is price less.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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war is a purification rite
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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farts in jars though.
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It's never too late to start.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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even your family can betray you
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Grab it and feel it
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I just love the way you hate
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Leave me the hell alone!
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you left the iron on.
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hope is self-replicating
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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No one has died for your sins
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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averageness is a point of view
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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