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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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The Machine is Us.
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Orwell was an optimist
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Government Complaints Box
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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what did you lap up today?
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Refuse to be remastered
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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an elite is inevitable
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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This bear's repeating.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Please cue at this point -->
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politics is used for personal gain
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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care to expand?
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Coffee is bean water.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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pink is ok, too
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I've run out of things to say.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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pretend you have free will
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Fumble the bumble
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PROLIFUCK
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Invent a problem
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i am not a label (5 words)
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true freedom is frightful
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Prop Up The System!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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