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Malpractice makes perfect
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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life = murder
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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"etwas" means something in german.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Quit the shit
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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This is Not an Exist.
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step one: build a better idiot
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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A free world needs no leaders
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Bow down before the one you serve
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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fututio, non verba.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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what's stopping you?
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fun is my function
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But we'll never survive!
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If not now, then when?
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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This is a question?
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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get into the way!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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In case of fire, burn.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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The dead define culture
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take nothing for granted
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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