Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Kill your imagination.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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you can do more than you think.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Click here to win.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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please change beliefs
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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You're No. One
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fuck you
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Some farts go poof.
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How's that working out for you?
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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I really like writing on walls
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Context does.
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August Victoria hospital
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Jesus was a profit.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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what? do you think?
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Run. You're watching you.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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YOU will live forever!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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This is now part of your day.
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annoy the boring
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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wishing things away is not effective
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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yeah, i know.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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i redundant already.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Suicide is against the law!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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