Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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These words mean nothing.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Confront the system.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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hope is self-replicating
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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TV Sets the Channel
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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nobody is in charge
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Was it worth it?
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Have you been alive lately?
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Two-faced book
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Click here to win.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Orwell was right.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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can-I-help-you's
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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