Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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choice != control
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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All myths are modern
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Let's be cruel!
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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しょがない。
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Moderation is for monks.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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the future is here now
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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To be happy is a new notion
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Try to remember
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Newfags can't triforce
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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The revolution will be the same
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