Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Check Mate!
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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listen when your body talks
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Suspend belief.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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I just love the way you hate
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Someone knows better than you
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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"Please do not use other door."
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Can you hear me now?
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My god is bigger.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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being broke is childish
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Kwote Zero
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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free water! Take one!
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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God is an excuse.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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often you should act like you are sexless
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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sex differences are here to stay
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Welcome home
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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unleash infinity
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Both are fools but who knows?
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