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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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zombies like you
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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care to expand?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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There is no mainstream.
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Infect Yourself.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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never fear goddess is here
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change is an inside job
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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god cares for you more.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Mission accomplished.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Find your passion for apathy
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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deceive regularly
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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fnord
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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this is only a test
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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the whether is changing
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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You are now breathing manually.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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i know that i don't know.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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