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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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You can't be too serious.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You can fine-tune at will.
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land of the fee
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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bleed for the international power
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Such Oddacity.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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labels are not all inclusive
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Support Our Fruits.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Grate with purpose
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Open horse fucking
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Learn to Dis-earn
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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EAT BABIES
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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No perception leads to self deception.
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know it's naught!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Sighting Locations
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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We'll make you happy
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chance the yeti
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There ain't no justice
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Imagine the unimaginable
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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supplementing my permanent record
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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i browse eye brows.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Freedom is a party
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Pain = stupidity
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Have you been alive lately?
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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You are one of the masks
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