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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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look above the wind.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Wit happens.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Two-faced book
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Why not?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Keep up and be ahead
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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IMOK
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happy happens
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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If your not confused your wrong
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Happiness is not efficient
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Eating the menu?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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today is under construction
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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war is a purification rite
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i believe the earth is fat!
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discordia lumine maior
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Only the insane prosper
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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I know your secret.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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I love my tribe.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Why are you so sure?
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Normal
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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