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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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fallin' allin
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This sticker written on the internet.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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conspiracy is all about you.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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d's nutz
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Ban Censorship!
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It's always today.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Only bad music has any meaning
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The revolution will be the same
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Objectivity is subjective
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Down is the new up!
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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the keepers of time are robots.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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You are only happy by accident.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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I think you came to late.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Imprint your reality here.
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You are what you hate.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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