Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it is heroic to try to stop time
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Think outside which box?
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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i never always win.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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i don't hate crime.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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DO NOT BELIEF
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down with lies?
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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deceive regularly
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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The Sanity is IN.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Love scares empty hearts
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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only the robots are on time anymore
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Home is where the disease is
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Here's what I know,
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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[citation needed]
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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supplementing my permanent record
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golfers are the illuminati
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Abandon all art NOW
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Got your knows!
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Don't think
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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[Citation Needed]
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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How am I not who I Am?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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the void does not exist
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Not all people are human.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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I don't exist.
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Man's character is his fate.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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