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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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i dont really know anything.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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You don't exist.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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IGNore fnords
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Property is theft.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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This is where I get off...
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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My father was a good woman.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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after birth is before death
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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There is where you say something stupid.
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you read my fucking mind
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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is this a stupid question?
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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fun or doom
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