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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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escape from libtardia.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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You too can be No. one!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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wait,
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I hear music!
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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apologies
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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starvation is nature's way
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Imprint your reality here.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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It might be worth it.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Only the insane prosper
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Everybody knows.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Grate with purpose
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Chaste makes waste.
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the important thing is to cum...
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Politics is war by other means
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Keep up and be ahead
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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This is a pipe.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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This statement can't be trusted.
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EAT BABIES
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Dare to be stupid.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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