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physical culture is second best
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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How's that working out for you?
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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PANTFARTICA
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Social norms are for the weak.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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christinsanity
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I like.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Happiness is not efficient
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Which way to America?
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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No good plan goes unpunished
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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mttv
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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The solution is part of the problem.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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If you do it, want it.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Green paper makes me happy!
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Go directly to jail.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Convictions cause convicts.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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