Semi Official Memebomb Archive

keep your eyes open
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Step on a crack
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Kilmalosa323
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
#1926 -326 = 3276 - 3602 - +
We saw her duck.
#3105 -248 = 3661 - 3909 - +
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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There are no gold prisons
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xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -437 = 3858 - 4295 - +
Objectivity is subjective
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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You're a great actor!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
#4242 -273 = 3400 - 3673 - +
"Please feel free."
#3638 -273 = 2967 - 3240 - +
Everybody ought to have a maid.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
#6473 -315 = 2722 - 3037 - +
Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
#989 -347 = 3300 - 3647 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -256 = 3629 - 3885 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
#1194 -291 = 3226 - 3517 - +
Don't run! We are your friends!
#1094 -332 = 3081 - 3413 - +
Make weirdness normal.
#2016 -399 = 3392 - 3791 - +
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Do not live, do not die.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Knowing is hard.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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I'm in this for the money.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Blasphemy is my religion
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Lego my Ego
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Everybody knows.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
#1471 -319 = 3224 - 3543 - +
Caution: dry paint.
#892 -302 = 3199 - 3501 - +
keep the lasagna flying
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obamasyomama
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Don't believe everything you think.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Darwin Hates You.
#978 -305 = 3477 - 3782 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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The End is Rear!
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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