Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I... have become... comfortably numb
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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I puked here
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Who are you? Why?
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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These words mean nothing.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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The future is history.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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discordia lumine maior
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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STOP TALKING.
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this is a interdistraction
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This is the end
of the
end
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Get ready for this.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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[citation needed]
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Now is all you have.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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I could only masquerade
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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hate humanity. love people
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Soil isn't a document
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Taze a kitten!
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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There is no help.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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apologies
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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I want this statement to be false.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Hokum all ye faithful
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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