Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Knowing is hard.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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To be happy is a new notion
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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We're behaving like insects
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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I love you too.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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This message is false
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Down is the new up!
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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KNOW NOW
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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technology will make or break us
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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BeLIEve
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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WARNING: And how!
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Government Complaints Box
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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what did you lap up today?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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So, read any good books lately?
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one love
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Have that mole checked out
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Chaos is what you make of it
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Laugh
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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beat violence!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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