Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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brainsprain
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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We are here to grow our souls
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Read this like you would a good book.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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check your assumptions
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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i will!
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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god cares for you more.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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i just changed the world
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Nature loves to hide.
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[Citation Needed]
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Tune out the signal.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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ignorance is hell.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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don't go with the flow
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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The toof will set you fwee.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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angst is lame
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Keep quiet about this.
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Don't quote this
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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It's now
 
 
and then
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I'm not dead yet!
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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