Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Undermine society, everybody!
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Critique Thyself
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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The cause is the effect.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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i redundant already.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Caution: dry floor.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Art is dangerous
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Moderation is for monks.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Fuck god
I love her
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Life is a hard life.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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adjust your tie.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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What if you're the one?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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At the end you see it clear
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If not now, then when?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Reading is not understanding.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Leadership means taxes
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Roll again.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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A free world needs no leaders
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This is a thought free zone.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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God is an excuse.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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