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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Why don't you mind?!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Your dick sucks!
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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the past is dead country
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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This sticker is upside-down.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Every one can read your mind.
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TREY CRAY
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The dead define culture
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Adapt or die!
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You woke up for this?
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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annoy the boring
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You are now breathing manually.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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you LIVE in that head?
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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i don't hate crime.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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しょがない。
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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keep your eyes open
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Have that mole checked out
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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This message is false
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You know better
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Soil isn't a document
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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This is the end
of the
end
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You are what you hate.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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