WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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