spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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