Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Someone knows better than you
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
#6042 -369 = 3358 - 3727 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Levity Sucks!
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Plan early, plan twice
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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History is a religion
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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The Truth Hertz.
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operating under the illusion
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Secrecy kills.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Why not?
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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"I can't breed!"
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Holy shit look over there --->
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Then why do you do it?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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here...catch!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Robots bleed red
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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much was decided before you were born
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Only the insane prosper
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Scene and Herd.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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someone should do something about that
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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This town needs an enema.
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Rejoin the human race.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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