Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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you must have one grand passion
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This is a pipe.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Do not live, do not die.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Who's life are you living?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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mostly you should mind your own business
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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hate love - love hate
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Soil isn't a document
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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No, you're not a rebel.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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All employees are forbidden.
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practice random acts
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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I will never lie to you.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Just give up and go crazy.
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what's stopping you?
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i will!
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Great! Doesn't it
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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i believe the earth is fat!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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I puked here
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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The End is Rear!
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Normality is a luxury
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Newfags can't triforce
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Confront the system.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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offer very little information about yourself
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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