Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be eaten by babies
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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being broke is childish
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God is an excuse.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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My mess is a life
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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We're behaving like insects
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Someone knows better than you
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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This is the age of isis
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Simulate yourself
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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choice != control
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Let us prey
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Question...everything?
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Operatives are standing by.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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If your not confused your wrong
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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