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Difference engenders hate.
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Cums
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Who's life are you living?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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minimalism is about the details
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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#6546
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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i browse eye brows.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Have that mole checked out
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Reality is only a theory
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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People are Human.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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fear of a blank page.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Home is where the disease is
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The chao goes mu.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Negation is definition
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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ICDUC2?
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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fun is my function
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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The Beginning is Near.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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out of nothing comes something
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Dick.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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never share your dreams with a pro
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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A king's castle is his home.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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You know better
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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you're doing it.
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