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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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This is Not an Exist.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Fools seldom differ
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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It might be worth it.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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You are a fire hazard
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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TV Sets the Channel
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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the void does not exist
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I don't exist.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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categorizing fear is calming
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Don't think
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Fumble the bumble
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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My pockets went to Distopia
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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the city is upstairs
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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[Verification needed]
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Quit the shit
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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If your not confused your wrong
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Collapse the state of mind
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Life is price less.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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