Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
#5223 -473 = 2892 - 3365 - +
Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -284 = 4071 - 4355 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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practice random acts
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Fight apathy or don't.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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The police are your friends.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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i wish i had tried.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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We Universe Itself
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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land of the fee
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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i think therefore i think i am
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Browsers for Genocide
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Small minds think alike, too.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Question reality.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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We're behaving like insects
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Don't think
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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