Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The best things in life are imaginary
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Collapse the state of mind
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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It is happening again.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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using force to stop force is absurd
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Victimize Circumstance!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Why don't you mind?!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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read banned books
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Support your local ceiling.
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land of the fee
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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They Live. We sleep
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Suicide is against the law!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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i believe the earth is fat!
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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The Beginning is Near.
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decency is a relative thing
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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belief is priceless
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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I am the voice in your head.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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discordia lumine maior
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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