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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Clara mascara
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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DO NOT WANT.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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to volunteer is reactionary
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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[Citation Needed]
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My pockets went to Distopia
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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IGNore fnords
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Fait accompli...
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unique things must be the most valuable
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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get fired. taste delicious.
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mad, not angry.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Why not?
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Everybody knows.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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you can live on through your descendants
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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I just love the way you hate
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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laws make legislatures
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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pretend you have free will
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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#6546
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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psychicdelic
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Please clean up after your god.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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This is a pipe.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Grate with purpose
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Imagine the unimaginable
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Failure takes practice
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Men always generalise
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