Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Shit Floats.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Oh, no, not again.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Your brain is itchy
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Think outside the book.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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There are five kinds of people:
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This is where I get off...
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I'm not dead yet!
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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true freedom is frightful
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Knowing is hard.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Lead Ashtray
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Someone knows better than you
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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down with lies?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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dare to be smart
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Break a pattern today.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Republican patriot fakers
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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You are now thinking manually.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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the city is upstairs
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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You always love the ones you hurt
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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You're already in its belly.
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