Semi Official Memebomb Archive

delusions comfy enough?
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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You can't be too serious.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Science is a cult
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Neither God nor master!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Which way to America?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -291 = 3740 - 4031 - +
What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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starvation is nature's way
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[citation needed]
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Specialization is for insects
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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