Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Tear off all your labels.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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its not. but maybe
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Stop being used.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Down is the new up!
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Make weirdness normal.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Make up your words.
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just say know
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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This isn't all true.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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wacked lives shatter
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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ALWAYS IS
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Malpractice makes perfect
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Congregation, please be seated
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Kill Your Idols.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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