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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Law = X/0
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Why are you so sure?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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the whether is changing
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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words tend to be inadequate
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inheritance must be abolished
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DNA controls you!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Please go away.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Wit happens.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Use no hooks.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Jesus made a good profit
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Why don't you mind?!
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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the future is here now
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Popes needed
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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You are hearing voices
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Very vinnie voorhees
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Oops bi did it again
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Hoard anything you can't download
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Youthanize yourself
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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