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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Yes i did .
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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No hidden window here.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Ye of many faiths
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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It can't rain all the time
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There are five kinds of people:
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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everything counts in large amounts
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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change is an inside job
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Simulate yourself
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Collapse the state of mind
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Panic carefully
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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You woke up for this?
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Abel had no descendants.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Prophets profit.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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