Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The early worm gets the bird.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Take the RED pill.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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this is only a test
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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please change beliefs
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You too can be No. one!
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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DO NOT WANT.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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This is a question?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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You should pay more attention.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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check your assumptions
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The Truth Hertz.
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Your memebomb
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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to whom it may concern,
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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There are no gold prisons
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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such is the war.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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never fear goddess is here
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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challenge your habits
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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go down and drown'd
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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life is short..
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Save us from salvation
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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They think you're weird.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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I am a verb and so can you!
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what? do you think?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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