Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Who told you to believe that?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I don't exist.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The Universe is just a short poem
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How are you reading this?
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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He's dead. Get over it.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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I'm better than you.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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categorizing fear is calming
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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MEMESTORM
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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This is a thought free zone.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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[citation needed]
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asshole
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Scene and Herd.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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world wide eyed
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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You Can Use Fire
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Do you think that went well?
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Futility is futile.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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the past is dead country
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Can I askew a question?
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So, read any good books lately?
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