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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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You're already in its belly.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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brainsprain
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Do Not Remove
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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dare to be smart
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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You are a product.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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mttv
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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fuck you
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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maybe partying will help
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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zombies like you
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Never give an inch!
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Collapse the state of mind
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Beware of false profits
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Let us prey
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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noise can be hostile
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Only the insane prosper
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Try to remember
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Robots bleed red
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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KNOW SHIT!
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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