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TRAVELITE
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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yeah, i know.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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How often do you feel human?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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They know you're reading this.
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I GET IT!
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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This message is not for you.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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I could only masquerade
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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this conversation is over
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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raw backwards is war
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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For a good time, please call 000.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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You are literate
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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You are what you hate.
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we need some new cliches
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Fuck god
I love her
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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This statement can't be trusted.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Pretend to be real.
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There is no conspiracy.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Your dick sucks!
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Why are you masturbating?
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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offer very little information about yourself
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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