Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Laugh
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Be excellent to each other
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This side up.
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the medium is the mode
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Popes needed
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Zombie or not to be?
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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the revolution will not realised
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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unleash infinity
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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minimalism is about the big picture
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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I've run out of things to say.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Got your knows!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Do Not Remove
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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I think you came to late.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Orwell was an optimist
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Don't worry, be metal
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Pretend this is Reality
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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antifart
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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ignorance is hell.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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This is my steakhouse.
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No forbidding allowed.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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What Would Paris Do?
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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