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all norms are social.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Robots bleed red
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Why didn't you?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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i browse eye brows.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Famous people are delicious.
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No one gets out alive.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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you smell like your mistress.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You know what I always say...
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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