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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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The dead define culture
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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ask yourself this
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You are the voice in your head.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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You grok?
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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You are what you hate.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I don't believe you.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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i believe that children are the futile
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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TITS
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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How necessary are you?
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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averageness is a point of view
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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psychicdelic
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Click here to win.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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expressing anger is necessary
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slack lives matter
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Avert thy gaze!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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[insert witty meme here]
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Don't tread on me
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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True love is overrated
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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