Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pain = stupidity
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Superstition is bad luck.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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You're on your own now
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Taze a kitten!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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What is it with you and money?
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keep your eyes open
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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He's dead. Get over it.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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what time is it on mars?
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Beware of falling hammers
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My god is bigger.
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I love you.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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[Verification needed]
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Don't knock opportunity
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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#6546
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Stop being used.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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This message is not for you.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Find your passion for apathy
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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fun is my function
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