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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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supplementing my permanent record
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Should we start over?
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Run. You're watching you.
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No costume is no costume
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Think while it's still illegal
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Abstinence is perverted
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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out of nothing comes something
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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We'll make you happy
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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This is not a meme.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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the city is upstairs
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Deity... he's come for me
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Free Baser Evil!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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You made me do it
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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The revolution will be the same
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jesus hippie
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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routine is a link with the past
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fear of a blank page.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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You did it.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Soil isn't a document
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Go places.
Do things
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