Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Fuck god
I love her
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there is chaos in order
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Beware of falling hammers
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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You are only happy by accident.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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If its to be its up to me
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Grayface is a Pope too
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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NANODICK
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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This sticker is upside-down.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Think outside which box?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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True love is overrated
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Who watches the watchers?
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Do you think that went well?
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Common sense is neither.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Free Baser Evil!
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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There is far less to everything than you think
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Conventions are lazy.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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go down and drown'd
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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remember to react
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really
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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