Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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You are only happy by accident.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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eeeee, be mite
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We'll make you happy
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I know your secret.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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No one has died for your sins
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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This is a pipe.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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get into the way!
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Don't panic.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Science is a cult
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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look above the wind.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Collapse the state of mind
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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No hidden window here.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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i'm just as god remade me
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Plan early, plan twice
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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someone should do something about that
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Make like nature: select all.
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How's that working out for you?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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[Verification needed]
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Buddha made me do it.
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