Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there's nothing except what you sense
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Please clean up after your god.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Security Through Obscurity
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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kill someone today
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The free market never cured malaria.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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all roads lead to qumran
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All that is colossal is fraud
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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There is no help.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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This is an advertisement
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Today is the day.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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But I'm already repressed!
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Fuck semantics!
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Not a Restroom
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Security through Obesity
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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I know what you did last summer...
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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What poor gods we do make.
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