Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Clara mascara
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Invent a problem
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Everybody knows.
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We see what you did there.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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change is an inside job
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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look above the wind.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Try Dying.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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しょがない。
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unleash infinity
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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This is a thought free zone.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Smoke fish.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Don't panic.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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you left the iron on.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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you LIVE in that head?
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