Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you are now breathing automatically
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Who is the shepherd?
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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The following statement is not true:
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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what would you break without rules?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Can I askew a question?
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Habeas Corpus
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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iPods are made of people!
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Suicide is against the law!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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You woke up for this?
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Love my label like myself
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Not a Restroom
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I love you.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Got your knows!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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