Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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its not. but maybe
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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hate speech?
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Don't tread on me
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Be as if.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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You are literate
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Why not?
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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'slanguage
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Are you interesting?
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Make it so!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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All generalisations are false
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Stop history
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ux = bb is watching you
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Will what you do
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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