Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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I really like writing on walls
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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this post scares me
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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This is Not an Exist.
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hate humanity. love people
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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How am I not who I Am?
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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You now have Asian Flu.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Soil isn't a document
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Dare to be stupid.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Avert thy gaze!
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Initiation is never over.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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My armor is contempt
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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to be is not to be
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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discordia lumine maior
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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I can see you
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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We'll make you happy
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I love you too.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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you left the iron on.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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This town needs an enema.
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Grate with purpose
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worrying can help you prepare
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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I love you.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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