Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Penguin.
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Kook cain
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Neither God nor master!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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i wish i had tried.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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You better know
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Property is theft.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Zombie or not to be?
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Give up while your still where you started.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Infect Yourself.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Five is a demon.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Control is not control
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Because and effect.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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The media lies.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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private property created crime
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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You are a product.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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i need to avoid the void
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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No hidden window here.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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read banned books
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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