A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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