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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Keep up and be ahead
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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What you change, changes you.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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fnord
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Reading is not understanding.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Virginity can be cured.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Somebody hates you
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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You are the voice in your head.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Property is theft.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Yes you are.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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fear of a blank page.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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This is a mindjacking!
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Go places.
Do things
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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