Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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This is not a pipe.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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You are not an individual.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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humor is a release
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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You are Powerful!
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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adjust your tie.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Yes men get all the babes!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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A language is a dialect with an army
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I don't exist.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Poetry is in the street.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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everything counts in large amounts
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Republican patriot fakers
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Conventions are lazy.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Support your local ceiling.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The solution is part of the problem.
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You did it.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Initiation is never over.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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POOPEEPIE
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Revelations will not be televised.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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description is more important than metaphor
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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