Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No farms, no food, no problem.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Buddha made me do it.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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The new money is info.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Stop imitating yourself.
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TITS
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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iPods are made of people!
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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If you do it, want it.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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planning for the future is escapism
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Love scares empty hearts
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Confusion is paradise
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Don't quote this
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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out of nothing comes something
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Do not live, do not die.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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EAT BABIES
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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What are you doing?!
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Jesus made a good profit
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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This message isn't for you
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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