Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Why don't you mind?!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Orwell was right.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Things you own end up owning you
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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hate humanity. love people
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I love you too.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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the ripple is not the water.
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exciting controversy
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Preserve disorder
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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choose life
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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And thus, sense was made.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Don't tread on me
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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There is nothing hidden here.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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You don't need this ----->
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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These words mean nothing.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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God made me an atheist.
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EAT BABIES
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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This message is not for you.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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