Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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jesus was a roman mole
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fuck bitches, get money.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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The following statement is not true:
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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People are Human.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Listen to the noise.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Please use other door.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If you want it, do it.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Simulate yourself
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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It might be worth it.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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you're doing it.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Stop history
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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sin is a means of social control
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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belief is priceless
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MINDCRAFT
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Tune out the signal.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Confront the system.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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blumpkinfluffer
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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