A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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