Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life -- do you grok it?
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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How did you get here?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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asshole
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you will not think and you will not care
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Think while it's still illegal
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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You are a product.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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I do hesitate to ask.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Virginity can be cured.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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You are the opposition!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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I puked here
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Science is a cult
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Man's character is his fate.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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TV Sets the Channel
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Law = X/0
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consider the inconsiderate.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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You are one of the masks
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Elite Populist
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Jesus was a profit.
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Dick.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I'm not dead.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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