Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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So, read any good books lately?
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Negation is definition
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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And a cat in every bag.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Just do it.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Cadres decide everything.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Browsers for Genocide
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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But I'm already repressed!
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you are now leaving!
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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fuck you
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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This is a question?
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Read out loud.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Please use other door.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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I invented plagiarism.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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No pain, no pain.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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i dont really know anything.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Legalize poverty
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Operatives are standing by.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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