Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Small minds think alike, too.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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The Machine is Us.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Everybody knows.
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wacked lives shatter
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Don't forget to die
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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This is now part of your day.
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Recycle your pets
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Ye of many faiths
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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PROLIFUCK
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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alzheimer macht frei
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The hidden factor may be you.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Security through Obesity
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Reinvent retardation.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Today is the day.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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beat violence!
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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hope is self-replicating
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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annoy the boring
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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