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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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[Citation Needed]
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You are not your ego
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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My armor is contempt
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Fait accompli...
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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How do you get all those coins?
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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i browse eye brows.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Plan early, plan twice
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Laws make criminals.
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How did you get here?
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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not valid without receipt
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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this conversation is over
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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dare to be smart
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There is no Truth here.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Today is the day.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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action causes more trouble than thought
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I believe I disbelieve.
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You are a product.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Normal is a curve.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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