Semi Official Memebomb Archive

we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
#6006 -13 = 11 - 24 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -9 = 19 - 28 - +
ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
#6004 -12 = 19 - 31 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -12 = 19 - 31 - +
what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
#6002 -13 = 17 - 30 - +
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
#6001 -11 = 23 - 34 - +
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
#6000 -9 = 21 - 30 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -7 = 24 - 31 - +
Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
#5998 -5 = 23 - 28 - +
Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
#5997 -11 = 21 - 32 - +
Politics is war by other means
#5996 -12 = 21 - 33 - +
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
#5995 -4 = 25 - 29 - +
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
#5994 -12 = 22 - 34 - +
my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
#5993 -13 = 23 - 36 - +
what time is it on mars?
#5992 -12 = 27 - 39 - +
what i think i am
#5991 -19 = 26 - 45 - +
remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
#5990 -12 = 30 - 42 - +
anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
#5989 -4 = 35 - 39 - +
What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
#5988 -8 = 36 - 44 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
#5987 -12 = 36 - 48 - +

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