Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -612 = 1286 - 1898 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -597 = 1258 - 1855 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -586 = 1415 - 2001 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -564 = 1313 - 1877 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -558 = 1283 - 1841 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -545 = 1247 - 1792 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -543 = 1220 - 1763 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -530 = 1226 - 1756 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -523 = 1217 - 1740 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -511 = 1236 - 1747 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -508 = 1254 - 1762 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -505 = 1293 - 1798 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -505 = 1257 - 1762 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -503 = 1273 - 1776 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -502 = 1312 - 1814 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -501 = 1208 - 1709 - +
Normal
#2169 -499 = 1267 - 1766 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -499 = 1325 - 1824 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -499 = 1235 - 1734 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -496 = 1266 - 1762 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -495 = 1314 - 1809 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -495 = 1270 - 1765 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -491 = 1173 - 1664 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -490 = 1321 - 1811 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -486 = 1197 - 1683 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -485 = 1214 - 1699 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -484 = 1206 - 1690 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -482 = 1269 - 1751 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -480 = 1199 - 1679 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -478 = 1254 - 1732 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -474 = 1111 - 1585 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -465 = 1215 - 1680 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -464 = 1276 - 1740 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -464 = 1264 - 1728 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -462 = 1226 - 1688 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -461 = 1224 - 1685 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -460 = 1201 - 1661 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -459 = 1212 - 1671 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -459 = 1241 - 1700 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -459 = 1192 - 1651 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -458 = 1197 - 1655 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -457 = 1209 - 1666 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -451 = 1239 - 1690 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -449 = 1256 - 1705 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -448 = 1243 - 1691 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -448 = 1239 - 1687 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -442 = 1252 - 1694 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -442 = 1167 - 1609 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -441 = 1190 - 1631 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -440 = 1120 - 1560 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -439 = 1216 - 1655 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -439 = 1150 - 1589 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -438 = 1278 - 1716 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -437 = 1245 - 1682 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -436 = 1233 - 1669 - +
Control is not control
#951 -434 = 1293 - 1727 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -434 = 1217 - 1651 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -434 = 1260 - 1694 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -434 = 1239 - 1673 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -434 = 1199 - 1633 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -433 = 1239 - 1672 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -432 = 1308 - 1740 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -432 = 1297 - 1729 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -428 = 1236 - 1664 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -428 = 1253 - 1681 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -427 = 1327 - 1754 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -425 = 1254 - 1679 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -415 = 1299 - 1714 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -414 = 1288 - 1702 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -413 = 1351 - 1764 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -413 = 1247 - 1660 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -411 = 1214 - 1625 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -411 = 1282 - 1693 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -410 = 1215 - 1625 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -409 = 1263 - 1672 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -404 = 1131 - 1535 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -401 = 1243 - 1644 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -391 = 1169 - 1560 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -388 = 1250 - 1638 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -387 = 1241 - 1628 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -387 = 1249 - 1636 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -386 = 1246 - 1632 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -385 = 1185 - 1570 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -383 = 1160 - 1543 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -382 = 1325 - 1707 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -381 = 1310 - 1691 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -381 = 1289 - 1670 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -380 = 1228 - 1608 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -377 = 1212 - 1589 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -372 = 1291 - 1663 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -367 = 1094 - 1461 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -364 = 1204 - 1568 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -359 = 1208 - 1567 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -359 = 1240 - 1599 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -357 = 1168 - 1525 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -355 = 1240 - 1595 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -353 = 1316 - 1669 - +
angst is lame
#722 -352 = 1218 - 1570 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -334 = 610 - 944 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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