Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2422 = 6448 - 8870 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2368 = 5311 - 7679 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2349 = 6342 - 8691 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2342 = 6328 - 8670 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -2336 = 6304 - 8640 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2310 = 5727 - 8037 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2291 = 6608 - 8899 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -2250 = 5336 - 7586 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2218 = 6297 - 8515 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -2210 = 5203 - 7413 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2185 = 5710 - 7895 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2184 = 5519 - 7703 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -2180 = 5490 - 7670 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2179 = 5371 - 7550 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2176 = 5447 - 7623 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -2163 = 5543 - 7706 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2147 = 5477 - 7624 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2137 = 6491 - 8628 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2135 = 5648 - 7783 - +
Control is not control
#951 -2134 = 5848 - 7982 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2119 = 5456 - 7575 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2113 = 5653 - 7766 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2108 = 5379 - 7487 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -2104 = 5554 - 7658 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2074 = 6335 - 8409 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -2073 = 5535 - 7608 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2067 = 5568 - 7635 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2048 = 5734 - 7782 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2046 = 5384 - 7430 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2034 = 5108 - 7142 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2032 = 5586 - 7618 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2029 = 5346 - 7375 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -2014 = 5439 - 7453 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -2009 = 6616 - 8625 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2009 = 5577 - 7586 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -2004 = 5456 - 7460 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -2000 = 5512 - 7512 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -2000 = 5320 - 7320 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1998 = 5418 - 7416 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1993 = 6244 - 8237 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1991 = 5392 - 7383 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1986 = 5587 - 7573 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1984 = 5543 - 7527 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1983 = 5592 - 7575 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1982 = 5541 - 7523 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1975 = 5246 - 7221 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1975 = 5415 - 7390 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1972 = 5728 - 7700 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1972 = 5692 - 7664 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -1969 = 5579 - 7548 - +
Normal
#2169 -1963 = 5347 - 7310 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1953 = 6714 - 8667 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1944 = 5487 - 7431 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -1937 = 5339 - 7276 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1932 = 5456 - 7388 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1922 = 5303 - 7225 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1917 = 6058 - 7975 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -1908 = 5336 - 7244 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1905 = 5575 - 7480 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1903 = 5606 - 7509 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1900 = 4893 - 6793 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1892 = 5499 - 7391 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1888 = 6826 - 8714 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1884 = 5397 - 7281 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1877 = 5478 - 7355 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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And thus, sense was made.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -1852 = 5589 - 7441 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1825 = 5212 - 7037 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1784 = 5176 - 6960 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1733 = 5312 - 7045 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1686 = 5378 - 7064 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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