Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -731 = 1346 - 2077 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -708 = 1384 - 2092 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -702 = 1529 - 2231 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -661 = 1375 - 2036 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -650 = 1363 - 2013 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -649 = 1309 - 1958 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -636 = 1359 - 1995 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -629 = 1437 - 2066 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -626 = 1316 - 1942 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -621 = 1356 - 1977 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -609 = 1377 - 1986 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -604 = 1360 - 1964 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -604 = 1334 - 1938 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -598 = 1291 - 1889 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -590 = 1394 - 1984 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -583 = 1367 - 1950 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -583 = 1339 - 1922 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -572 = 1303 - 1875 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -572 = 1276 - 1848 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -571 = 1288 - 1859 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -566 = 1265 - 1831 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -566 = 1355 - 1921 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -564 = 1374 - 1938 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -559 = 1299 - 1858 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -554 = 1394 - 1948 - +
Normal
#2169 -551 = 1381 - 1932 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -551 = 1388 - 1939 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -550 = 1314 - 1864 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -547 = 1433 - 1980 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -547 = 1472 - 2019 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -546 = 1316 - 1862 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -544 = 1321 - 1865 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -543 = 1304 - 1847 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -543 = 1208 - 1751 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -542 = 1325 - 1867 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -536 = 1339 - 1875 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -531 = 1436 - 1967 - +
Control is not control
#951 -528 = 1385 - 1913 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -528 = 1284 - 1812 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -527 = 1398 - 1925 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -527 = 1332 - 1859 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -526 = 1340 - 1866 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -525 = 1334 - 1859 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -524 = 1275 - 1799 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -524 = 1243 - 1767 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -523 = 1394 - 1917 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -521 = 1387 - 1908 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -520 = 1407 - 1927 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -519 = 1328 - 1847 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -516 = 1387 - 1903 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -515 = 1234 - 1749 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -513 = 1261 - 1774 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -513 = 1360 - 1873 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -511 = 1392 - 1903 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -510 = 1321 - 1831 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -506 = 1339 - 1845 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -505 = 1253 - 1758 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -502 = 1492 - 1994 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -501 = 1337 - 1838 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -501 = 1310 - 1811 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -495 = 1403 - 1898 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -495 = 1356 - 1851 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -493 = 1276 - 1769 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -491 = 1370 - 1861 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -490 = 1405 - 1895 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -485 = 1368 - 1853 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -485 = 1347 - 1832 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -484 = 1336 - 1820 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -483 = 1426 - 1909 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -482 = 1386 - 1868 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -479 = 1314 - 1793 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -472 = 1330 - 1802 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -470 = 1373 - 1843 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -461 = 1446 - 1907 - +
angst is lame
#722 -460 = 1316 - 1776 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -458 = 1273 - 1731 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -457 = 1344 - 1801 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -456 = 1402 - 1858 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -453 = 1479 - 1932 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -452 = 1361 - 1813 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -449 = 1408 - 1857 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -448 = 1339 - 1787 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -448 = 1276 - 1724 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -447 = 1370 - 1817 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -440 = 1246 - 1686 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -438 = 1306 - 1744 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -437 = 1180 - 1617 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -436 = 1379 - 1815 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -436 = 1330 - 1766 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -434 = 1440 - 1874 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -433 = 728 - 1161 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -428 = 1470 - 1898 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -418 = 1294 - 1712 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -410 = 1476 - 1886 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -399 = 1382 - 1781 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -394 = 1428 - 1822 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -394 = 1400 - 1794 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -392 = 1395 - 1787 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -382 = 1363 - 1745 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -365 = 1357 - 1722 - +

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