Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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And thus, sense was made.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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scratch'n'sniff
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We should all quit whinging.
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Secrecy kills.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Normal
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to whom it may concern,
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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an elite is inevitable
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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angst is lame
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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You are what you hate.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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