Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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fat people think they are fat.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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angst is lame
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Control is not control
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Life -- do you grok it?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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And thus, sense was made.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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We should all quit whinging.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Secrecy kills.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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an elite is inevitable
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Normal
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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You are what you hate.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I'm better than you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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to whom it may concern,
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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