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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2215 = 5155 - 7370 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -2149 = 4498 - 6647 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2147 = 4583 - 6730 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2132 = 4563 - 6695 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2082 = 4780 - 6862 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2032 = 3638 - 5670 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2032 = 3769 - 5801 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -2019 = 4582 - 6601 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2007 = 3865 - 5872 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2007 = 3681 - 5688 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2005 = 4674 - 6679 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2003 = 3804 - 5807 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -1999 = 4622 - 6621 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1996 = 3599 - 5595 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -1995 = 4641 - 6636 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -1988 = 4763 - 6751 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1964 = 3872 - 5836 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -1950 = 3641 - 5591 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -1950 = 3686 - 5636 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1944 = 3646 - 5590 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1939 = 4718 - 6657 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -1938 = 3569 - 5507 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -1935 = 3671 - 5606 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1931 = 3738 - 5669 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -1929 = 3584 - 5513 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -1929 = 3807 - 5736 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1924 = 3882 - 5806 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -1918 = 3687 - 5605 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1911 = 4698 - 6609 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1901 = 4418 - 6319 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -1899 = 3763 - 5662 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1898 = 3517 - 5415 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -1896 = 3660 - 5556 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1892 = 3568 - 5460 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -1890 = 4505 - 6395 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1884 = 3599 - 5483 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1881 = 3703 - 5584 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -1879 = 3740 - 5619 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -1877 = 3768 - 5645 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1864 = 3830 - 5694 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1864 = 3736 - 5600 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -1863 = 3809 - 5672 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -1863 = 4437 - 6300 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -1862 = 3756 - 5618 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1857 = 3740 - 5597 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -1850 = 3686 - 5536 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1848 = 3728 - 5576 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1843 = 3761 - 5604 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1843 = 3821 - 5664 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -1842 = 3547 - 5389 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1841 = 3961 - 5802 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1840 = 3910 - 5750 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1837 = 3849 - 5686 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1826 = 4627 - 6453 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1825 = 4823 - 6648 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1824 = 3693 - 5517 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1823 = 3763 - 5586 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1821 = 3917 - 5738 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -1820 = 3585 - 5405 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1820 = 3767 - 5587 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1814 = 3728 - 5542 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1799 = 3623 - 5422 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1799 = 3681 - 5480 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1795 = 3636 - 5431 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1793 = 3387 - 5180 - +
Normal
#2169 -1789 = 3620 - 5409 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1777 = 3712 - 5489 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1766 = 4101 - 5867 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1765 = 4956 - 6721 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1743 = 3580 - 5323 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -1741 = 3642 - 5383 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1735 = 3619 - 5354 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1725 = 3502 - 5227 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1724 = 3403 - 5127 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1721 = 3579 - 5300 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1720 = 3439 - 5159 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1715 = 3635 - 5350 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1711 = 3550 - 5261 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1702 = 3711 - 5413 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1700 = 3667 - 5367 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1700 = 3046 - 4746 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -1699 = 3728 - 5427 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -1684 = 3482 - 5166 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1683 = 3659 - 5342 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -1680 = 3502 - 5182 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -1675 = 3682 - 5357 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1659 = 3583 - 5242 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1645 = 3533 - 5178 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -1625 = 3830 - 5455 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -1608 = 3570 - 5178 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -1608 = 3698 - 5306 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1598 = 3696 - 5294 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1589 = 3570 - 5159 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1558 = 3532 - 5090 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -1547 = 3657 - 5204 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1537 = 3667 - 5204 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -1537 = 3652 - 5189 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -1524 = 3739 - 5263 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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