Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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And thus, sense was made.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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angst is lame
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Control is not control
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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I've run out of things to say.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Secrecy kills.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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an elite is inevitable
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Normal
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You are what you hate.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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to whom it may concern,
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I'm better than you.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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