Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -571 = 1177 - 1748 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -540 = 1152 - 1692 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -537 = 1272 - 1809 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -519 = 1174 - 1693 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -517 = 1207 - 1724 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -489 = 1135 - 1624 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -489 = 1122 - 1611 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -483 = 1127 - 1610 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -482 = 1142 - 1624 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -480 = 1142 - 1622 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -476 = 1147 - 1623 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -471 = 1165 - 1636 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -470 = 1203 - 1673 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -466 = 1124 - 1590 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -462 = 1198 - 1660 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -461 = 1206 - 1667 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -461 = 1141 - 1602 - +
Normal
#2169 -460 = 1164 - 1624 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -460 = 1123 - 1583 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -459 = 1186 - 1645 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -458 = 1201 - 1659 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -457 = 1158 - 1615 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -457 = 1097 - 1554 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -447 = 1088 - 1535 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -446 = 1108 - 1554 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -439 = 1004 - 1443 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -438 = 1077 - 1515 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -438 = 1145 - 1583 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -436 = 1074 - 1510 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -433 = 1097 - 1530 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -429 = 1165 - 1594 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -426 = 1108 - 1534 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -425 = 1084 - 1509 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -423 = 1123 - 1546 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -422 = 1133 - 1555 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -422 = 1108 - 1530 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -422 = 1102 - 1524 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -422 = 1160 - 1582 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -421 = 1124 - 1545 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -419 = 1124 - 1543 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -418 = 1130 - 1548 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -418 = 1175 - 1593 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -416 = 1140 - 1556 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -416 = 1080 - 1496 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -416 = 1054 - 1470 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -415 = 1167 - 1582 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -413 = 1142 - 1555 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -412 = 1156 - 1568 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -408 = 1122 - 1530 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -408 = 1121 - 1529 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -407 = 1124 - 1531 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -405 = 1046 - 1451 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -403 = 1196 - 1599 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -403 = 1111 - 1514 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -400 = 1137 - 1537 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -399 = 1097 - 1496 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -397 = 1135 - 1532 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -397 = 1010 - 1407 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -395 = 1128 - 1523 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -395 = 1186 - 1581 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -392 = 1134 - 1526 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -392 = 1144 - 1536 - +
Control is not control
#951 -390 = 1178 - 1568 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -390 = 1111 - 1501 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -383 = 1220 - 1603 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -382 = 1143 - 1525 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -381 = 1176 - 1557 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -380 = 1087 - 1467 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -379 = 1236 - 1615 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -379 = 1138 - 1517 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -378 = 1024 - 1402 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -377 = 1164 - 1541 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -376 = 1104 - 1480 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -375 = 1154 - 1529 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -375 = 1128 - 1503 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -371 = 1129 - 1500 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -370 = 1109 - 1479 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -359 = 1133 - 1492 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -358 = 1140 - 1498 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -355 = 1176 - 1531 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -353 = 1074 - 1427 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -352 = 1179 - 1531 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -350 = 1208 - 1558 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -348 = 1138 - 1486 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -348 = 1193 - 1541 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -345 = 1063 - 1408 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -343 = 984 - 1327 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -343 = 1103 - 1446 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -341 = 1120 - 1461 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -339 = 1178 - 1517 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -336 = 1196 - 1532 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -334 = 1048 - 1382 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -330 = 1095 - 1425 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -324 = 1129 - 1453 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -323 = 1052 - 1375 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -323 = 1093 - 1416 - +
angst is lame
#722 -311 = 1108 - 1419 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -311 = 1140 - 1451 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -309 = 486 - 795 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -300 = 1087 - 1387 - +

4619 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project