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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -1914 = 3744 - 5658 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -1810 = 4043 - 5853 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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fat people think they are fat.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -1753 = 2937 - 4690 - +
angst is lame
#722 -1750 = 3044 - 4794 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -1747 = 3956 - 5703 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1746 = 2881 - 4627 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1732 = 3943 - 5675 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1731 = 3081 - 4812 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -1726 = 4045 - 5771 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1724 = 3965 - 5689 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1716 = 3123 - 4839 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -1716 = 2994 - 4710 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -1714 = 2978 - 4692 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1703 = 3071 - 4774 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1700 = 3027 - 4727 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -1694 = 2940 - 4634 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1693 = 3691 - 5384 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1690 = 3131 - 4821 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1683 = 2964 - 4647 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1682 = 3090 - 4772 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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I've run out of things to say.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1660 = 3033 - 4693 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1659 = 2998 - 4657 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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an elite is inevitable
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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And thus, sense was made.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1627 = 3913 - 5540 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1627 = 3080 - 4707 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1618 = 4157 - 5775 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1617 = 3094 - 4711 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Normal
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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I'm better than you.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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scratch'n'sniff
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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to whom it may concern,
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You are what you hate.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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