Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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And thus, sense was made.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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angst is lame
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Control is not control
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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We should all quit whinging.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Secrecy kills.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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scratch'n'sniff
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Normal
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an elite is inevitable
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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You are what you hate.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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to whom it may concern,
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I'm better than you.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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