Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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fat people think they are fat.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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And thus, sense was made.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Control is not control
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angst is lame
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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We should all quit whinging.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Secrecy kills.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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an elite is inevitable
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Normal
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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scratch'n'sniff
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You are what you hate.
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to whom it may concern,
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I'm better than you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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