Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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fat people think they are fat.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -925 = 1972 - 2897 - +
Normal
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -923 = 1972 - 2895 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -922 = 1999 - 2921 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -916 = 1943 - 2859 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -912 = 1911 - 2823 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Secrecy kills.
#2451 -908 = 1905 - 2813 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -907 = 1905 - 2812 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -906 = 1903 - 2809 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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an elite is inevitable
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Control is not control
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -871 = 1903 - 2774 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -863 = 2010 - 2873 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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to whom it may concern,
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -847 = 2002 - 2849 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -846 = 1985 - 2831 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -820 = 1923 - 2743 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -814 = 1926 - 2740 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -813 = 2003 - 2816 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -813 = 1976 - 2789 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -811 = 1951 - 2762 - +
You are what you hate.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -785 = 1913 - 2698 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -783 = 1994 - 2777 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -783 = 2062 - 2845 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -772 = 1970 - 2742 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -759 = 2010 - 2769 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -757 = 1895 - 2652 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -700 = 1899 - 2599 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -687 = 1950 - 2637 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -685 = 1951 - 2636 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -682 = 1963 - 2645 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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