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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -835 = 1744 - 2579 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -832 = 1823 - 2655 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -802 = 1654 - 2456 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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And thus, sense was made.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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scratch'n'sniff
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Normal
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Secrecy kills.
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We should all quit whinging.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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to whom it may concern,
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an elite is inevitable
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I've run out of things to say.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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angst is lame
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -629 = 1830 - 2459 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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