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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Normal
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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And thus, sense was made.
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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We should all quit whinging.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Secrecy kills.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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an elite is inevitable
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Control is not control
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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to whom it may concern,
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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angst is lame
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You are what you hate.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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