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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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fat people think they are fat.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -910 = 1953 - 2863 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
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realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -899 = 1890 - 2789 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -897 = 1915 - 2812 - +
Secrecy kills.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -895 = 1806 - 2701 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -893 = 1940 - 2833 - +
Normal
#2169 -892 = 1890 - 2782 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -891 = 1862 - 2753 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -888 = 1851 - 2739 - +
We should all quit whinging.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -885 = 1918 - 2803 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -884 = 1872 - 2756 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -882 = 1996 - 2878 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -865 = 1917 - 2782 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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an elite is inevitable
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Control is not control
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Life -- do you grok it?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -851 = 1996 - 2847 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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to whom it may concern,
#3417 -844 = 1893 - 2737 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -833 = 1924 - 2757 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -818 = 1947 - 2765 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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angst is lame
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -797 = 1860 - 2657 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -792 = 1875 - 2667 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -784 = 1913 - 2697 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -780 = 1954 - 2734 - +
You are what you hate.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -774 = 1989 - 2763 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -765 = 1953 - 2718 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -764 = 1835 - 2599 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -762 = 1937 - 2699 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -758 = 2012 - 2770 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -753 = 1866 - 2619 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -750 = 1914 - 2664 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -730 = 1964 - 2694 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -727 = 2008 - 2735 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -680 = 1842 - 2522 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -669 = 1901 - 2570 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -665 = 1887 - 2552 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -662 = 1915 - 2577 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -635 = 1985 - 2620 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
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