Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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And thus, sense was made.
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scratch'n'sniff
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Secrecy kills.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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to whom it may concern,
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Normal
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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We should all quit whinging.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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an elite is inevitable
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Control is not control
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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angst is lame
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You are what you hate.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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