Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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And thus, sense was made.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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We should all quit whinging.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Normal
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Secrecy kills.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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an elite is inevitable
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I've run out of things to say.
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angst is lame
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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scratch'n'sniff
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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to whom it may concern,
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You are what you hate.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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