Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Normal
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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scratch'n'sniff
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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And thus, sense was made.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Secrecy kills.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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an elite is inevitable
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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We should all quit whinging.
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fat people think they are fat.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I've run out of things to say.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Control is not control
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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to whom it may concern,
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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