Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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fat people think they are fat.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Control is not control
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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We should all quit whinging.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Secrecy kills.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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angst is lame
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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an elite is inevitable
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Normal
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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scratch'n'sniff
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You are what you hate.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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to whom it may concern,
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I'm better than you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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