Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -477 = 1134 - 1611 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -475 = 1241 - 1716 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -474 = 1240 - 1714 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Normal
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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scratch'n'sniff
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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fat people think they are fat.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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And thus, sense was made.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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an elite is inevitable
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -441 = 1142 - 1583 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -441 = 1170 - 1611 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I've run out of things to say.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -427 = 1159 - 1586 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -423 = 1192 - 1615 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Control is not control
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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to whom it may concern,
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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realize that ignorance is bless
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You are what you hate.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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