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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Head Your mind!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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To be free today means to participate.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Abstinence is perverted
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challenge your habits
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Got your knows!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Be young - shut up!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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action causes more trouble than thought
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Infect Yourself.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Simulate yourself
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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You always love the ones you hurt
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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This message is false
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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I don't exist.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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