Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein gl├╝ck
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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remember to react
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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i am not a label (5 words)
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Coffee is bean water.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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labels are not all inclusive
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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ux = bb is watching you
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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chance the yeti
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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what time is it on mars?
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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what i think i am
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Politics is war by other means
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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And I thought I was original!
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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