Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 4 = 109 - 105 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 2 = 100 - 98 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 0 = 214 - 214 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -6 = 46 - 52 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -11 = 219 - 230 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -16 = 296 - 312 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -29 = 280 - 309 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -29 = 229 - 258 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -30 = 435 - 465 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -34 = 199 - 233 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -35 = 341 - 376 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -36 = 286 - 322 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -42 = 291 - 333 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -44 = 1096 - 1140 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -53 = 431 - 484 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -56 = 350 - 406 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -57 = 1034 - 1091 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -57 = 742 - 799 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -72 = 618 - 690 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -85 = 570 - 655 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -94 = 568 - 662 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -97 = 654 - 751 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -100 = 1064 - 1164 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -105 = 707 - 812 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -139 = 1348 - 1487 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -141 = 529 - 670 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -163 = 1850 - 2013 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -164 = 1640 - 1804 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -175 = 1531 - 1706 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -180 = 1382 - 1562 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -186 = 1810 - 1996 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -193 = 3575 - 3768 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -195 = 3688 - 3883 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -201 = 4220 - 4421 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -201 = 1460 - 1661 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -205 = 1483 - 1688 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -213 = 3501 - 3714 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -213 = 2957 - 3170 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -213 = 2111 - 2324 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -215 = 3911 - 4126 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -216 = 2742 - 2958 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -221 = 3535 - 3756 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -221 = 3686 - 3907 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -221 = 3613 - 3834 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -222 = 4338 - 4560 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -223 = 3734 - 3957 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -223 = 4920 - 5143 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -224 = 3973 - 4197 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -224 = 2895 - 3119 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -224 = 3616 - 3840 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -226 = 3444 - 3670 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -226 = 3987 - 4213 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -227 = 3359 - 3586 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -228 = 2629 - 2857 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -228 = 3101 - 3329 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -228 = 3116 - 3344 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -229 = 3673 - 3902 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -229 = 3069 - 3298 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -229 = 2676 - 2905 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -229 = 3158 - 3387 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -230 = 4203 - 4433 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -230 = 3201 - 3431 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -230 = 2860 - 3090 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -231 = 3454 - 3685 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -231 = 3039 - 3270 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -231 = 2969 - 3200 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -232 = 3748 - 3980 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -232 = 4208 - 4440 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -232 = 4294 - 4526 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -233 = 2985 - 3218 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -233 = 2972 - 3205 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -233 = 2976 - 3209 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -233 = 3173 - 3406 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -234 = 3286 - 3520 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -235 = 2850 - 3085 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -235 = 3113 - 3348 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -235 = 3299 - 3534 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -235 = 3799 - 4034 - +
Peanuts are Peanuts
#4385 -235 = 2679 - 2914 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -235 = 3170 - 3405 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -235 = 3081 - 3316 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -236 = 2548 - 2784 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -236 = 3403 - 3639 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -236 = 2733 - 2969 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -236 = 2969 - 3205 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -236 = 2897 - 3133 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -236 = 3099 - 3335 - +
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -237 = 2761 - 2998 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -237 = 3980 - 4217 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -237 = 2679 - 2916 - +
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -238 = 2940 - 3178 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -238 = 2424 - 2662 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -238 = 3222 - 3460 - +
A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
#5384 -238 = 2891 - 3129 - +
Kilmalosa323
#5508 -238 = 2432 - 2670 - +
It is forbidden to forbid.
#1804 -239 = 2567 - 2806 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -239 = 3142 - 3381 - +
You might regret it.
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