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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 58 = 2026 - 1968 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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fear is information
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Some men are born posthumously.
#5935 -7 = 17 - 24 - +
evolution continues with each and every new generation
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -8 = 1923 - 1931 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
#5940 -9 = 10 - 19 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -10 = 23 - 33 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
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Negation is definition
#5918 -14 = 61 - 75 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 -15 = 51 - 66 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -15 = 40 - 55 - +
Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
#5931 -15 = 25 - 40 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -16 = 58 - 74 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -17 = 56 - 73 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -17 = 55 - 72 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -17 = 48 - 65 - +
23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -18 = 29 - 47 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -19 = 116 - 135 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -19 = 59 - 78 - +
The only enemy is good
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -20 = 89 - 109 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -20 = 68 - 88 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -21 = 57 - 78 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -22 = 1929 - 1951 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -22 = 59 - 81 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -22 = 53 - 75 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 -22 = 52 - 74 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -24 = 137 - 161 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -24 = 60 - 84 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -25 = 50 - 75 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 -25 = 45 - 70 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -26 = 54 - 80 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -26 = 56 - 82 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -28 = 81 - 109 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -29 = 342 - 371 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -29 = 55 - 84 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -30 = 56 - 86 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -31 = 148 - 179 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -32 = 76 - 108 - +
Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
#5924 -32 = 44 - 76 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -33 = 174 - 207 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -35 = 74 - 109 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -35 = 46 - 81 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -38 = 1939 - 1977 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -38 = 180 - 218 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -38 = 86 - 124 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -40 = 144 - 184 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -41 = 421 - 462 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -41 = 133 - 174 - +
wait faster
#5892 -41 = 136 - 177 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -42 = 167 - 209 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -42 = 110 - 152 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -42 = 61 - 103 - +
Someone is having a serious day.
#3540 -44 = 221 - 265 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -44 = 319 - 363 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -44 = 322 - 366 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -44 = 179 - 223 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -44 = 165 - 209 - +
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
#2090 -45 = 241 - 286 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -45 = 322 - 367 - +
I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
#1580 -46 = 282 - 328 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -46 = 221 - 267 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -46 = 415 - 461 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -46 = 161 - 207 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -46 = 133 - 179 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -46 = 124 - 170 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -46 = 114 - 160 - +
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
#821 -47 = 247 - 294 - +
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
#931 -47 = 365 - 412 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
#1507 -47 = 529 - 576 - +
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
#1734 -47 = 244 - 291 - +
people are nuts if they think they are important
#2275 -47 = 229 - 276 - +
Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
#3058 -47 = 213 - 260 - +
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
#3096 -47 = 252 - 299 - +
When was the first time you felt great?
#3178 -47 = 301 - 348 - +
Fuck the whales, save the banks!
#3504 -47 = 233 - 280 - +
It's now
 
 
and then
#3832 -47 = 244 - 291 - +
"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
#4102 -47 = 214 - 261 - +
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
#4655 -47 = 242 - 289 - +
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
#4818 -47 = 230 - 277 - +
Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
#5207 -47 = 194 - 241 - +
lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
#5223 -47 = 242 - 289 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
#5733 -47 = 237 - 284 - +
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
#5788 -47 = 130 - 177 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -47 = 160 - 207 - +
Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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