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fnord
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This is an advertisement
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TITS
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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i need to avoid the void
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
#6448 -239 = 409 - 648 - +
I'm always having premonitions way too late.
#5095 -243 = 1396 - 1639 - +
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
#3404 -251 = 1092 - 1343 - +
WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
#3249 -256 = 1686 - 1942 - +
this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
#6442 -256 = 446 - 702 - +
This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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i can't do that yet.
#6152 -257 = 1802 - 2059 - +
Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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often you should act like you are sexless
#2199 -258 = 1679 - 1937 - +
operating under the illusion
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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And a cat in every bag.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
#813 -259 = 1742 - 2001 - +
big brother is not watching me
#837 -259 = 1457 - 1716 - +
The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
#5754 -259 = 1966 - 2225 - +
Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
#710 -260 = 1825 - 2085 - +
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
#810 -260 = 1108 - 1368 - +
Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
#3582 -260 = 1385 - 1645 - +
Violators will be fisted.
#3821 -260 = 986 - 1246 - +
Motherfucker who you playing
#5497 -260 = 958 - 1218 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
#6098 -260 = 1442 - 1702 - +
Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
#735 -261 = 1336 - 1597 - +
Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Beware of falling hammers
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
#3206 -261 = 1202 - 1463 - +
With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
#3227 -261 = 1333 - 1594 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
#4686 -261 = 1654 - 1915 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -261 = 1298 - 1559 - +
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Avert thy gaze!
#785 -262 = 1375 - 1637 - +
Be a badass
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
#902 -262 = 1447 - 1709 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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It only gets weirder from here!
#4123 -262 = 1462 - 1724 - +
Average is such a mean word
#5379 -262 = 952 - 1214 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -262 = 1741 - 2003 - +
A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Because it's there.
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Can you hear me now?
#881 -263 = 1686 - 1949 - +
Ceci n'est pas Franšais.
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dare to be smart
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Defective for our future.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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The Beginning is Nigh
#4576 -263 = 1371 - 1634 - +
Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
#4809 -263 = 1710 - 1973 - +
occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
#5785 -263 = 1208 - 1471 - +
FEAR IS WORSHIP
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Abstinence is perverted
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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after birth is before death
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -264 = 1019 - 1283 - +
automation is deadly
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Beware of false profits
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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