Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 279 = 2250 - 1971 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 214 = 2110 - 1896 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 197 = 2182 - 1985 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 68 = 1976 - 1908 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 30 = 1866 - 1836 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 23 = 1910 - 1887 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 13 = 1785 - 1772 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 5 = 1875 - 1870 - +
Negation is definition
#5918 4 = 18 - 14 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 3 = 1787 - 1784 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 2 = 21 - 19 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 2 = 6 - 4 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 0 = 49 - 49 - +
Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
#5924 0 = 0 - 0 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 0 = 19 - 19 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 0 = 1 - 1 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 0 = 0 - 0 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 0 = 0 - 0 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -1 = 78 - 79 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -2 = 16 - 18 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -2 = 16 - 18 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -3 = 25 - 28 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -3 = 16 - 19 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -4 = 16 - 20 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -5 = 20 - 25 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -5 = 17 - 22 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -5 = 13 - 18 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -5 = 12 - 17 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -6 = 16 - 22 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -7 = 1883 - 1890 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -8 = 28 - 36 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -8 = 13 - 21 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -10 = 44 - 54 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -11 = 54 - 65 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -11 = 42 - 53 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -11 = 39 - 50 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -14 = 109 - 123 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -15 = 109 - 124 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -15 = 96 - 111 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -15 = 27 - 42 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -22 = 1895 - 1917 - +
wait faster
#5892 -22 = 95 - 117 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -24 = 62 - 86 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -25 = 294 - 319 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -25 = 74 - 99 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -25 = 72 - 97 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -26 = 131 - 157 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -26 = 130 - 156 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -26 = 78 - 104 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -27 = 98 - 125 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -28 = 103 - 131 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -28 = 88 - 116 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -28 = 76 - 104 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -29 = 97 - 126 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -30 = 276 - 306 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -30 = 126 - 156 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -30 = 128 - 158 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -30 = 134 - 164 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -30 = 127 - 157 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -31 = 252 - 283 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -32 = 128 - 160 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -32 = 65 - 97 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -33 = 98 - 131 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -33 = 95 - 128 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -33 = 86 - 119 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -35 = 120 - 155 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -35 = 130 - 165 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -35 = 98 - 133 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -35 = 79 - 114 - +
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
#5883 -36 = 87 - 123 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -37 = 451 - 488 - +
This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
#5687 -37 = 193 - 230 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -37 = 303 - 340 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -37 = 121 - 158 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -37 = 92 - 129 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
#4382 -38 = 1157 - 1195 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -39 = 378 - 417 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -39 = 397 - 436 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -39 = 134 - 173 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -39 = 127 - 166 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -39 = 118 - 157 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -39 = 115 - 154 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -39 = 101 - 140 - +
Do you want a cookie?
#3585 -40 = 191 - 231 - +
Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
#3828 -40 = 286 - 326 - +
I feel like eating an airplane.
#4324 -40 = 324 - 364 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -40 = 123 - 163 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -40 = 78 - 118 - +
And a cat in every bag.
#712 -41 = 277 - 318 - +
That makes sense
#2619 -41 = 295 - 336 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -41 = 325 - 366 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -41 = 238 - 279 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -41 = 82 - 123 - +
Caution: dry floor.
#891 -42 = 278 - 320 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -42 = 265 - 307 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -42 = 249 - 291 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -42 = 106 - 148 - +
Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
#1176 -43 = 246 - 289 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -43 = 283 - 326 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -43 = 231 - 274 - +

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