Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -22 = 100 - 122 - +
I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
#6482 -22 = 103 - 125 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -24 = 89 - 113 - +
To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
#6486 -26 = 89 - 115 - +
The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
#6477 -27 = 97 - 124 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -27 = 93 - 120 - +
Prosecute the Persecutors
#6489 -28 = 65 - 93 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -30 = 99 - 129 - +
I would die for my own life.
#6480 -31 = 96 - 127 - +
Happiness is not efficient
#6476 -32 = 108 - 140 - +
Collect to reject
#6485 -33 = 89 - 122 - +
My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
#6481 -36 = 91 - 127 - +
Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
#6465 -103 = 356 - 459 - +
I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
#6473 -109 = 356 - 465 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -113 = 342 - 455 - +
The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
#6461 -118 = 353 - 471 - +
we exist to exist to exist to exist
#6458 -121 = 358 - 479 - +
Collect rusty quarters to level up!
#6466 -126 = 332 - 458 - +
The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
#6462 -131 = 352 - 483 - +
Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
#6471 -133 = 358 - 491 - +
Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
#6460 -134 = 333 - 467 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -136 = 344 - 480 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -136 = 342 - 478 - +
Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
#6469 -140 = 343 - 483 - +
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -141 = 337 - 478 - +
I rate this floor tile a 7/10
#6467 -145 = 330 - 475 - +
The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
#6463 -147 = 328 - 475 - +
Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
#6470 -153 = 334 - 487 - +
Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
#6472 -169 = 317 - 486 - +
if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
#6456 -245 = 758 - 1003 - +
There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
#6455 -251 = 769 - 1020 - +
theft is the liberty of property
#2820 -277 = 1030 - 1307 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
#4225 -279 = 2295 - 2574 - +
I Just Want It To Be Over
#4371 -279 = 1481 - 1760 - +
Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
#669 -280 = 2457 - 2737 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -280 = 2182 - 2462 - +
I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
#4649 -280 = 1328 - 1608 - +
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
#5287 -280 = 1455 - 1735 - +
America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
#705 -281 = 1719 - 2000 - +
Reading is not understanding.
#3787 -281 = 1507 - 1788 - +
Citing historical precedent is bad form.
#4064 -281 = 1522 - 1803 - +
With great power comes irresponsibility.
#4734 -281 = 1820 - 2101 - +
It happened to you too
#1794 -282 = 1112 - 1394 - +
It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
#1876 -282 = 1429 - 1711 - +
Nature loves to hide.
#2103 -282 = 1867 - 2149 - +
Think inside the box
#2891 -282 = 1335 - 1617 - +
Try Dying.
#3914 -282 = 2446 - 2728 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -282 = 1551 - 1833 - +
just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
#4420 -282 = 1431 - 1713 - +
Open horse fucking
#4670 -282 = 1295 - 1577 - +
It’s only class war when we fight back.
#4917 -282 = 1358 - 1640 - +
out of chaos comes wisdom
#6054 -282 = 1759 - 2041 - +
Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
#763 -283 = 1621 - 1904 - +
Eating the menu?
#1133 -283 = 1098 - 1381 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -283 = 2099 - 2382 - +
The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
#2778 -283 = 1196 - 1479 - +
Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
#3123 -283 = 1461 - 1744 - +
worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
#3238 -283 = 1559 - 1842 - +
FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
#3614 -283 = 1669 - 1952 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -283 = 1702 - 1985 - +
Antisemitism is a gas
#4122 -283 = 2120 - 2403 - +
there has never been day time in your dreams
#4626 -283 = 1250 - 1533 - +
Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
#4710 -283 = 1495 - 1778 - +
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
#4731 -283 = 1409 - 1692 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -283 = 2066 - 2349 - +
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
#5218 -283 = 1537 - 1820 - +
I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
#5315 -283 = 1398 - 1681 - +
The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
#5346 -283 = 1044 - 1327 - +
now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
#5370 -283 = 1085 - 1368 - +
Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
#5425 -283 = 1380 - 1663 - +
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
#5528 -283 = 2300 - 2583 - +
Everything happens for no reason
#5560 -283 = 1467 - 1750 - +
the future is here now
#5705 -283 = 1638 - 1921 - +
Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
#5770 -283 = 1407 - 1690 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -283 = 2355 - 2638 - +
Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
#653 -284 = 1804 - 2088 - +
Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
#935 -284 = 1522 - 1806 - +
Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
#979 -284 = 1981 - 2265 - +
fear is the greatest incapacitator
#1229 -284 = 1418 - 1702 - +
If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
#1698 -284 = 1594 - 1878 - +
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#2219 -284 = 1497 - 1781 - +
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
#2836 -284 = 1109 - 1393 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -284 = 1324 - 1608 - +
you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
#3273 -284 = 1376 - 1660 - +
Someone wanted you to see this.
#3531 -284 = 1876 - 2160 - +
The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
#3655 -284 = 3427 - 3711 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -284 = 1919 - 2203 - +
Buddha made me do it.
#3985 -284 = 2112 - 2396 - +
here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
#4158 -284 = 1462 - 1746 - +
The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
#4242 -284 = 1780 - 2064 - +
This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
#4269 -284 = 1588 - 1872 - +
its not. but maybe
#4384 -284 = 1366 - 1650 - +
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
#4476 -284 = 1320 - 1604 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -284 = 1612 - 1896 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -284 = 1859 - 2143 - +
you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
#4676 -284 = 1710 - 1994 - +
Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -284 = 1716 - 2000 - +
if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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