Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
Yes fuck your mind.
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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