Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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labels are not all inclusive
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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remember to react
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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what time is it on mars?
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Politics is war by other means
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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what i think i am
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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ux = bb is watching you
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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just say know
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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We are all popes of our own madness
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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The dead define culture
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Negation is definition
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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And I thought I was original!
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automation is deadly
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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