Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -1 = 28 - 29 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -2 = 8 - 10 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -6 = 25 - 31 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -70 = 447 - 517 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -70 = 292 - 362 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -72 = 598 - 670 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -76 = 308 - 384 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -78 = 479 - 557 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -103 = 780 - 883 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -117 = 447 - 564 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -122 = 763 - 885 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -153 = 1109 - 1262 - +
there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -173 = 1057 - 1230 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -183 = 758 - 941 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -186 = 731 - 917 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -200 = 914 - 1114 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -205 = 1087 - 1292 - +
Swim through the fire for a new haircut
#6484 -209 = 1105 - 1314 - +
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -229 = 1317 - 1546 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -237 = 1272 - 1509 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -242 = 1113 - 1355 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -244 = 2598 - 2842 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -246 = 1975 - 2221 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -246 = 1235 - 1481 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -247 = 2312 - 2559 - +
never fear goddess is here
#5791 -252 = 2504 - 2756 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -253 = 4052 - 4305 - +
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
#5158 -253 = 1920 - 2173 - +
The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
#6461 -254 = 1227 - 1481 - +
COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
#930 -256 = 2305 - 2561 - +
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
#2758 -256 = 2549 - 2805 - +
The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
#4058 -256 = 2843 - 3099 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -256 = 2688 - 2944 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -259 = 2347 - 2606 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -259 = 2515 - 2774 - +
laugh hard at the absurdly evil
#5972 -259 = 2331 - 2590 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -259 = 2775 - 3034 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
#899 -260 = 2770 - 3030 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -260 = 2626 - 2886 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -260 = 2838 - 3098 - +
One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
#4353 -260 = 2598 - 2858 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -260 = 2662 - 2922 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
#4778 -260 = 2596 - 2856 - +
Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
#5298 -260 = 2120 - 2380 - +
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -260 = 2330 - 2590 - +
FUCKING YUPPIES.
#5681 -260 = 2253 - 2513 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -260 = 3325 - 3585 - +
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
#2818 -261 = 2383 - 2644 - +
your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
#5496 -261 = 2080 - 2341 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -261 = 2927 - 3188 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -262 = 3322 - 3584 - +
Give me liberty or, else.
#4007 -262 = 2490 - 2752 - +
The free market never cured malaria.
#4867 -262 = 2084 - 2346 - +
This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
#5081 -262 = 2171 - 2433 - +
Life and death'
both are tough sentences
#5292 -262 = 2243 - 2505 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
#5418 -262 = 2618 - 2880 - +
It happened to you too
#1794 -263 = 1918 - 2181 - +
low expectations are good protection
#2006 -263 = 2009 - 2272 - +
Nature loves to hide.
#2103 -263 = 2674 - 2937 - +
No one is stopping you
#2148 -263 = 2275 - 2538 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#4288 -263 = 2643 - 2906 - +
He's dead. Get over it.
#4359 -263 = 2000 - 2263 - +
I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
#4712 -263 = 2188 - 2451 - +
Grayface is a Pope too
#5044 -263 = 2336 - 2599 - +
Booby Booby Bum Bum
#5451 -263 = 2003 - 2266 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -263 = 1991 - 2254 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -263 = 1795 - 2058 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -263 = 2427 - 2690 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -263 = 1853 - 2116 - +
Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
#5997 -263 = 2271 - 2534 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -263 = 3226 - 3489 - +
9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
#586 -264 = 2550 - 2814 - +
a little knowledge can go a long way
#603 -264 = 2888 - 3152 - +
Critique Thyself
#962 -264 = 2242 - 2506 - +
Leave me the hell alone!
#1946 -264 = 2731 - 2995 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
#2544 -264 = 2161 - 2425 - +
The Revolution will not be televised.
#2772 -264 = 1941 - 2205 - +
the whether is changing
#2804 -264 = 1853 - 2117 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -264 = 2839 - 3103 - +
What you change, changes you.
#3154 -264 = 2211 - 2475 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -264 = 1978 - 2242 - +
People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
#3982 -264 = 2598 - 2862 - +
Infect Yourself.
#4184 -264 = 2513 - 2777 - +
Who is the one who is living you now?
#4169 -264 = 2176 - 2440 - +
Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
#4394 -264 = 2476 - 2740 - +
mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
#4492 -264 = 2486 - 2750 - +
Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
#4890 -264 = 2383 - 2647 - +
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -264 = 2817 - 3081 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -264 = 2061 - 2325 - +
think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
#5647 -264 = 2301 - 2565 - +
raw backwards is war
#6084 -264 = 2434 - 2698 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
#3884 -265 = 2405 - 2670 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -265 = 2411 - 2676 - +
Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
#838 -265 = 2360 - 2625 - +
challenge your habits
#898 -265 = 2969 - 3234 - +
Dead girls don't say yes, either.
#981 -265 = 2384 - 2649 - +
Do not read this.
#1038 -265 = 1752 - 2017 - +
fear is the greatest incapacitator
#1229 -265 = 2123 - 2388 - +
I'm fond of children--except for boys.
#1604 -265 = 2092 - 2357 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -265 = 2569 - 2834 - +

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