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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Got your knows!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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challenge your habits
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Head Your mind!
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Nature loves to hide.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Jesus loves war!
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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It happened to you too
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meet us in orbit
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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MEMESTORM
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Abstinence is perverted
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Be young - shut up!
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Try to outlive these words.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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wait,
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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ignorance is hell.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Prophets profit.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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