Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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abort that defeatist
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out of nothing comes something
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Everybody knows.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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this conversation is over
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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security makes me nervous
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The truth never set anyone free
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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We are here to grow our souls
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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And I thought I was original!
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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It's always today.
#1839 -73 = 365 - 438 - +
Suicide is against the law!
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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What if you're the one?
#3144 -73 = 334 - 407 - +
Where do your ideas come from?
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You are hearing voices
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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this is only a test
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Nothing is 100% true
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Never give an inch!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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We see what you did there.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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what would you break without rules?
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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You know better
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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"Please do not use other door."
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -74 = 353 - 427 - +
Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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