Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is there anybody in between there?
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -30 = 182 - 212 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -35 = 173 - 208 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -79 = 310 - 389 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -105 = 480 - 585 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -146 = 462 - 608 - +
 
bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -160 = 803 - 963 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -165 = 455 - 620 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -166 = 641 - 807 - +
Swim through the fire for a new haircut
#6484 -178 = 819 - 997 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -181 = 813 - 994 - +
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -203 = 1055 - 1258 - +
My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
#6481 -211 = 804 - 1015 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -215 = 831 - 1046 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -223 = 1016 - 1239 - +
The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
#6461 -237 = 978 - 1215 - +
I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
#6482 -237 = 787 - 1024 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -238 = 772 - 1010 - +
Collect to reject
#6485 -239 = 760 - 999 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -250 = 975 - 1225 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -253 = 965 - 1218 - +
Happiness is not efficient
#6476 -255 = 766 - 1021 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -259 = 1705 - 1964 - +
never fear goddess is here
#5791 -260 = 2238 - 2498 - +
I would die for my own life.
#6480 -261 = 763 - 1024 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -263 = 2034 - 2297 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -264 = 2313 - 2577 - +
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -264 = 2061 - 2325 - +
Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -266 = 2154 - 2420 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
#899 -267 = 2503 - 2770 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -267 = 2004 - 2271 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -267 = 2403 - 2670 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -267 = 2415 - 2682 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -267 = 1934 - 2201 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -267 = 1962 - 2229 - +
normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
#4849 -267 = 1874 - 2141 - +
after birth is before death
#666 -268 = 2559 - 2827 - +
Caution: Reality ahead.
#893 -268 = 2442 - 2710 - +
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
#2818 -268 = 2121 - 2389 - +
I'm just a box in a cage.
#3931 -268 = 2053 - 2321 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
#4143 -268 = 2378 - 2646 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
#4225 -268 = 2918 - 3186 - +
I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
#5113 -268 = 2218 - 2486 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -269 = 2357 - 2626 - +
You are Holy in the wrong
#3261 -269 = 1893 - 2162 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -269 = 2611 - 2880 - +
Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
#3971 -269 = 2297 - 2566 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
#4778 -269 = 2352 - 2621 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -269 = 2691 - 2960 - +
Are you interesting?
#750 -270 = 2013 - 2283 - +
COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
#930 -270 = 2051 - 2321 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -270 = 2044 - 2314 - +
Love my label like myself
#4925 -270 = 1957 - 2227 - +
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
#5209 -270 = 2010 - 2280 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -270 = 1735 - 2005 - +
I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
#5641 -270 = 1889 - 2159 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -270 = 1938 - 2208 - +
Art is dangerous
#761 -271 = 1987 - 2258 - +
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
#2639 -271 = 2379 - 2650 - +
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
#3629 -271 = 2085 - 2356 - +
People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
#3982 -271 = 2386 - 2657 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -271 = 2400 - 2671 - +
Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
#5313 -271 = 2079 - 2350 - +
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
#5589 -271 = 1866 - 2137 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -271 = 2147 - 2418 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
#5778 -271 = 2402 - 2673 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -271 = 1866 - 2137 - +
It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
#5954 -271 = 2182 - 2453 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -271 = 2925 - 3196 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -271 = 3056 - 3327 - +
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -272 = 2269 - 2541 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -272 = 2964 - 3236 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -272 = 1888 - 2160 - +
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
#1594 -272 = 2263 - 2535 - +
private property created crime
#2330 -272 = 2405 - 2677 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -272 = 2226 - 2498 - +
theft is the liberty of property
#2820 -272 = 1586 - 1858 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -272 = 2581 - 2853 - +
We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
#3098 -272 = 1492 - 1764 - +
We're behaving like insects
#3116 -272 = 2000 - 2272 - +
Who are you? Why?
#3201 -272 = 2613 - 2885 - +
Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
#3243 -272 = 2322 - 2594 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -272 = 3139 - 3411 - +
The Truth Hertz.
#4379 -272 = 1660 - 1932 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -272 = 2807 - 3079 - +
I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
#5091 -272 = 2075 - 2347 - +
Enlightenment is masturbatory
#5296 -272 = 1895 - 2167 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -272 = 2386 - 2658 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -272 = 1958 - 2230 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -272 = 2355 - 2627 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -272 = 3052 - 3324 - +
The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
#6462 -272 = 968 - 1240 - +
a little knowledge can go a long way
#603 -273 = 2651 - 2924 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -273 = 2241 - 2514 - +
Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
#802 -273 = 2353 - 2626 - +
Being who you are is it's own punishment.
#818 -273 = 2047 - 2320 - +
low expectations are good protection
#2006 -273 = 1788 - 2061 - +
slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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