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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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fuck it we ball
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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eeeee, be mite
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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farts in jars though.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Levity Sucks!
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You might not count in the New World Order
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Step on a crack
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Try to outlive these words.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Be young - shut up!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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the ripple is not the water.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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raw backwards is war
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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deceive regularly
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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You are not your self-image.
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Don't quote this
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The toof will set you fwee.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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problem solver or problem maker
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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re-evolution!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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