Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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August Victoria hospital
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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you're doing it.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Great! Doesn't it
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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problem solver or problem maker
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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We Universe Itself
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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sex differences are here to stay
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Scene and Herd.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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You're No. One
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Recycle your pets
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Break a pattern today.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Do not believe language.
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They're catching up to you!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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fear is information
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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illness is a state of mind
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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there is chaos in order
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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They Live. We sleep
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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what is future
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Newfags can't triforce
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Zombie or not to be?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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MEMESTORM
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i never always win.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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