Semi Official Memebomb Archive

JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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this is one sentence.
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labels are not all inclusive
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mad, not angry.
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How's that working out for you?
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Operatives are standing by.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Call in Sick
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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What is it with you and money?
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We're behaving like insects
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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technology will make or break us
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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brainsprain
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Do you smell bacon?
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Such Oddacity.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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IMOK
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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change your mind
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Click here to win.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Scene and Herd.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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You are not an individual.
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PANTS?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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bleed for the international power
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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challenge your habits
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Who are you? Why?
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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look above the wind.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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I want your money back.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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today is under construction
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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