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what i think i am
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Do not live, do not die.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Defective for our future.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Neither God nor master!
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Perception is not reality
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Be less prepared.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Don't tread on me
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Do not read this.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Get 0%, win
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the revolution will not realised
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Preserve disorder
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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averageness is a point of view
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You're a great actor!
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Orwell was an optimist
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Beware of false profits
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The future is history.
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How did you get here?
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fututio, non verba.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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