Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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you're it, no backsies
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -53 = 223 - 276 - +
Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
#5012 -62 = 175 - 237 - +
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -61 = 83 - 144 - +
It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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STOP TALKING.
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This message isn't for you
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
#4354 -55 = 253 - 308 - +
reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Small minds think alike, too.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
#811 -54 = 239 - 293 - +
just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Such Oddacity.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
#1689 -57 = 232 - 289 - +
Art is dangerous
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Death is not only for you.
#5253 -50 = 258 - 308 - +
Please use your natural reaction.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -54 = 217 - 271 - +
The new money is info.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
#5812 -54 = 125 - 179 - +
Open horse fucking
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If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -60 = 353 - 413 - +
This bear's repeating.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
#1675 -58 = 356 - 414 - +
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Peace is a graveyard.
#2269 -51 = 238 - 289 - +
Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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We are watching you
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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this conversation isnt over
#3509 -50 = 186 - 236 - +
Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Authorised graffiti area
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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I love you too.
#5299 -50 = 236 - 286 - +
never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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re-evolution!
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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