Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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nobody is in charge
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Control is not control
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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you read my fucking mind
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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I'm on thought rations
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Caution: dry floor.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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We see what you did there.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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maybe partying will help
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Fuck god
I love her
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Prophets profit.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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The dead define culture
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
#3605 -56 = 252 - 308 - +
Get ready for this.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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This is not a meme.
#4302 -56 = 228 - 284 - +
fun is my function
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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