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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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don't place to much trust in experts
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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abort that defeatist
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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christafarian
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I'm better than you.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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A king's castle is his home.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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I am GOD here!
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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you can live on through your descendants
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humor is a release
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Why are you too good to die?
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Beware of falling hammers
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Try reading this page out loud.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Do what you want to say
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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inheritance must be abolished
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Ateoff shitler
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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What are you doing?!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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God is a word.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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The truth never set anyone free
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free water! Take one!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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