Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Simulate yourself
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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such is the war.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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one love
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Theft is liberty
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How am I not who I Am?
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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there is chaos in order
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I am high, bye
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randy savage died for your sins
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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care to expand?
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Feel great on purpose.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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this is one sentence.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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True love is overrated
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Which way to America?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. Emo Philips
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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