Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Undermine society, everybody!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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It's ok that you don't know.
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They think you're weird.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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go fuck yourself
No really
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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I invented plagiarism.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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The cause is the effect.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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They know you're reading this.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Question lobotomy.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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These words mean nothing.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Leadership means taxes
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Please use other door.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Your smile or your life
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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My armor is contempt
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Taze a kitten!
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Do not believe language.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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This is where i get off.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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I've run out of things to say.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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And thus, sense was made.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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