Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What are you really thinking about?
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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fear is information
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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You are now trapped.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Ignorance isn't free!
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You're on your own now
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Marx invented capitalism.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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dare to be smart
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World's Best Dad
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Did I just say that out loud?
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Question reality.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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They know you're reading this.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Kill your imagination.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Language is speaking you.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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wait,
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Tune out the signal.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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There is no help.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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get an afterlife
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Without fuck ยก
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The only enemy is good
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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