Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Peace is a graveyard.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Poetry is in the street.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Never trust what you read.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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technology will make or break us
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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What you change, changes you.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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By the power of viagra
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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hope is self-replicating
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Never mind that.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Read out loud.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Your smile or your life
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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You're standing in it now.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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fun is my function
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The Sanity is IN.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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unleash infinity
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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exciting controversy
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Abel had no descendants.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Smile for the camera!
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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alzheimer macht frei
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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meet us in orbit
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Habeas Corpus doesn't mean Play Dead
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No purpose necessary
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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All men are created unequal.
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Think about what you are thinking
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Why are you too good to die?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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iPods are made of people!
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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