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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Average is such a mean word
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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asshole
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138 dys ony sos
#5524 -112 = 291 - 403 - +
Don't tread on me
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Initiation is never over.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
#5988 -161 = 287 - 448 - +
minimalism is about the big picture
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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this is only a test
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
#4069 -123 = 501 - 624 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
#2014 -116 = 370 - 486 - +
You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -24 = 32 - 56 - +
You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
#6254 -17 = 39 - 56 - +
Infect Yourself.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
#2736 -107 = 412 - 519 - +
Protection when you least expect it
#5183 -104 = 228 - 332 - +
Coitus ergo sum.
#927 -110 = 283 - 393 - +
Don't worry, be metal
#5148 -106 = 342 - 448 - +
Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
#1003 -109 = 309 - 418 - +
Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
#3007 -108 = 234 - 342 - +
Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
#1910 -107 = 370 - 477 - +
Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
#5515 -110 = 236 - 346 - +
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -181 = 239 - 420 - +
Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Appreciate Chaos
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
#5539 -105 = 302 - 407 - +
PANTS?
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
#5964 -167 = 252 - 419 - +
All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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This is a mindjacking!
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Malpractice makes perfect
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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wait faster
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
#5177 -110 = 300 - 410 - +
Where do your ideas come from?
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Ceci n'est pas Franšais.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Virginity can be cured.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Cadres decide everything.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Laugh
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
#1400 -108 = 266 - 374 - +
Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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