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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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we need some new cliches
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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fututio, non verba.
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YOU will live forever!
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Hoard anything you can't download
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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i wish i had tried.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Because it's there.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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This bear's repeating.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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ask yourself this
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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You are a product.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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You're on your own now
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I know your secret.
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Each and single one
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Disorder is order.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Such Oddacity.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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golfers are the illuminati
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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please change beliefs
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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no absolutes!
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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