Semi Official Memebomb Archive

-hyphencypher-
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
#1869 -143 = 421 - 564 - +
Language is speaking you.
#1936 -122 = 1015 - 1137 - +
Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
#4746 -128 = 696 - 824 - +
The Sanity is IN.
#2775 -140 = 665 - 805 - +
Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
#1054 -143 = 392 - 535 - +
If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
#1685 -153 = 837 - 990 - +
just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
#4369 -143 = 692 - 835 - +
ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
#6265 -169 = 946 - 1115 - +
I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
#1522 -159 = 355 - 514 - +
the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
#2654 -159 = 368 - 527 - +
Go directly to jail.
#3550 -128 = 649 - 777 - +
Practice Monopolygamy.
#4364 -136 = 677 - 813 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -136 = 669 - 805 - +
Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
#4669 -129 = 705 - 834 - +
Look at the finger!!
#1992 -145 = 671 - 816 - +
Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
#4284 -141 = 759 - 900 - +
What is true and what is right are two different things.
#4617 -146 = 374 - 520 - +
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
#5063 -147 = 366 - 513 - +
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -135 = 423 - 558 - +
When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
#4431 -152 = 380 - 532 - +
Percepi et esse.
#2286 -170 = 781 - 951 - +
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
#1791 -140 = 529 - 669 - +
Happiness is a new idea.
#1374 -150 = 309 - 459 - +
Will what you do
#4573 -131 = 860 - 991 - +
PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
#3862 -151 = 710 - 861 - +
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
#5138 -189 = 750 - 939 - +
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
#5437 -144 = 499 - 643 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -125 = 794 - 919 - +
what can i type here that would make you think?
#4682 -137 = 706 - 843 - +
Have a nice day. Or else
#4281 -137 = 723 - 860 - +
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
#1816 -122 = 558 - 680 - +
sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
#2470 -131 = 757 - 888 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -125 = 984 - 1109 - +
How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
#5242 -144 = 871 - 1015 - +
Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
#3487 -136 = 849 - 985 - +
iPods are made of people!
#1784 -152 = 685 - 837 - +
manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
#2027 -167 = 573 - 740 - +
Jesus was a profit.
#1895 -139 = 922 - 1061 - +
People are blinky
#2272 -122 = 792 - 914 - +
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
#842 -131 = 925 - 1056 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -135 = 981 - 1116 - +
Operatives are standing by.
#2240 -126 = 551 - 677 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -952 = 2037 - 2989 - +
There is nothing hidden here.
#3624 -141 = 520 - 661 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -197 = 422 - 619 - +
you read my fucking mind
#3619 -178 = 417 - 595 - +
you cannot bow down without bending over.
#6186 -135 = 928 - 1063 - +
it's a headless blunder
#1832 -144 = 405 - 549 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -129 = 863 - 992 - +
question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
#5364 -144 = 561 - 705 - +
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
#774 -139 = 792 - 931 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -136 = 820 - 956 - +
Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
#3058 -144 = 399 - 543 - +
Eschew Obfuscation.
#1159 -144 = 809 - 953 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -184 = 423 - 607 - +
are you a Bart or a Lisa?
#5306 -134 = 513 - 647 - +
it is man's fate to outsmart himself
#1810 -142 = 477 - 619 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
#5567 -138 = 317 - 455 - +
While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
#3198 -144 = 610 - 754 - +
Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
#4796 -132 = 471 - 603 - +
You are a target audience. Duck!
#3934 -149 = 559 - 708 - +
Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
#5302 -151 = 453 - 604 - +
gutenteit heimenpopper
#6170 -146 = 953 - 1099 - +
Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
#5048 -161 = 377 - 538 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -127 = 591 - 718 - +
What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
#4711 -143 = 439 - 582 - +
Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
#2202 -132 = 421 - 553 - +
Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
#1062 -183 = 479 - 662 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -136 = 951 - 1087 - +
I shit you not.
#4348 -153 = 447 - 600 - +
Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
#947 -186 = 455 - 641 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -944 = 2004 - 2948 - +
"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
#5417 -180 = 569 - 749 - +
It's never too late to start.
#1855 -144 = 770 - 914 - +
Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
#5726 -137 = 857 - 994 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
#2958 -125 = 836 - 961 - +
if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
#4685 -150 = 470 - 620 - +
The End Is Queer!(tm)
#2667 -139 = 448 - 587 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -959 = 2035 - 2994 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -187 = 403 - 590 - +
Think while it's still illegal
#5695 -163 = 281 - 444 - +
The media lies.
#2714 -147 = 513 - 660 - +
The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
#4005 -145 = 543 - 688 - +
The Revolution will not be televised.
#2772 -145 = 426 - 571 - +
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
#4978 -204 = 824 - 1028 - +
Shit Floats.
#2473 -147 = 501 - 648 - +
There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
#2856 -141 = 478 - 619 - +
class action is a nice idea with no substance
#917 -129 = 908 - 1037 - +
No theory has been universally accepted.
#3935 -117 = 804 - 921 - +
Dead girls don't say yes, either.
#981 -163 = 733 - 896 - +
do you hear what I'm seeing?
#6053 -192 = 597 - 789 - +
I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
#1565 -124 = 733 - 857 - +
don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
#4550 -144 = 449 - 593 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -141 = 394 - 535 - +
The longer you're around the older you get.
#2704 -132 = 651 - 783 - +
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
#5603 -150 = 227 - 377 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -979 = 2830 - 3809 - +
He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
#1400 -144 = 715 - 859 - +
If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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