Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
#1767 -290 = 1701 - 1991 - +
SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
#6300 -506 = 2759 - 3265 - +
Shh! My common sense is tingling!
#2471 -310 = 1735 - 2045 - +
This is where i get off.
#5347 -285 = 2008 - 2293 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -308 = 2173 - 2481 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -285 = 1756 - 2041 - +
if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
#5241 -304 = 1967 - 2271 - +
Property is theft.
#2340 -307 = 1655 - 1962 - +
We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
#3084 -370 = 1701 - 2071 - +
People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
#2277 -303 = 1703 - 2006 - +
You have 30 seconds to forget this message
#3316 -299 = 2241 - 2540 - +
just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
#6346 -481 = 2932 - 3413 - +
Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
#3774 -283 = 1936 - 2219 - +
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
#2846 -289 = 2281 - 2570 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -287 = 2357 - 2644 - +
OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
#5611 -277 = 1999 - 2276 - +
automation is deadly
#782 -291 = 1791 - 2082 - +
In my world poo taste sweet.
#4352 -307 = 1832 - 2139 - +
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
#1705 -290 = 2395 - 2685 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
#5733 -293 = 1766 - 2059 - +
Smoke fish.
#4197 -314 = 2353 - 2667 - +
Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -314 = 2266 - 2580 - +
Scream, it's the least you could do
#6368 -551 = 2547 - 3098 - +
Nemo me impune lacessit.
#2107 -297 = 1726 - 2023 - +
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
#5573 -276 = 1468 - 1744 - +
At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
#5018 -293 = 1431 - 1724 - +
Refuse to be remastered
#4829 -289 = 1799 - 2088 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -299 = 2150 - 2449 - +
Once you leave this room, will anything change?
#2217 -320 = 1845 - 2165 - +
It's later than you think.
#1854 -310 = 1704 - 2014 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -292 = 2018 - 2310 - +
What are you really thinking about?
#3134 -284 = 1999 - 2283 - +
Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
#5620 -319 = 1597 - 1916 - +
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
#4946 -299 = 1597 - 1896 - +
The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
#4451 -285 = 1997 - 2282 - +
dependence can be a meal ticket
#1005 -306 = 1568 - 1874 - +
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
#3168 -304 = 1627 - 1931 - +
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
#5082 -298 = 1904 - 2202 - +
what's stopping you?
#3157 -281 = 2119 - 2400 - +
There is no Truth here.
#2854 -320 = 1788 - 2108 - +
Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
#4607 -284 = 1589 - 1873 - +
NO ONE SAVES YOU
#5431 -324 = 1677 - 2001 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
#2570 -323 = 2471 - 2794 - +
Simulate yourself
#2483 -284 = 2208 - 2492 - +
DUCK !!
#1120 -285 = 1826 - 2111 - +
Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
#1441 -285 = 1742 - 2027 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -277 = 2209 - 2486 - +
WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
#5748 -298 = 1706 - 2004 - +
One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
#5688 -315 = 2153 - 2468 - +
What is it with you and money?
#3796 -280 = 2566 - 2846 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
#6299 -332 = 2821 - 3153 - +
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
#4046 -361 = 2458 - 2819 - +
a sense of timing is the mark of genius
#624 -301 = 1806 - 2107 - +
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -376 = 1904 - 2280 - +
GET OVER IT
#1313 -302 = 2049 - 2351 - +
The truth is probably not out there after all.
#3801 -323 = 1988 - 2311 - +
The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
#5186 -281 = 2352 - 2633 - +
i know that i don't know.
#6194 -292 = 2502 - 2794 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -299 = 1951 - 2250 - +
You might regret it.
#3339 -280 = 2014 - 2294 - +
This is now part of your day.
#3917 -298 = 2172 - 2470 - +
the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
#4131 -299 = 2119 - 2418 - +
a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
#621 -295 = 2433 - 2728 - +
The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
#2719 -289 = 2424 - 2713 - +
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
#6332 -513 = 2814 - 3327 - +
Live in privacy; die in public.
#1989 -283 = 1953 - 2236 - +
Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
#5518 -298 = 2109 - 2407 - +
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
#694 -369 = 2273 - 2642 - +
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
#724 -297 = 2592 - 2889 - +
"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
#5554 -292 = 1761 - 2053 - +
I'd like to like you like you like me.
#1593 -283 = 1927 - 2210 - +
I Just Want It To Be Over
#4371 -307 = 1894 - 2201 - +
Property doth make cowards of us all
#2338 -285 = 2062 - 2347 - +
You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
#4066 -302 = 1497 - 1799 - +
Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
#4729 -310 = 2553 - 2863 - +
Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -319 = 1936 - 2255 - +
It's never too late to start.
#1855 -308 = 2017 - 2325 - +
Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
#1065 -284 = 1890 - 2174 - +
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
#5967 -309 = 2008 - 2317 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -285 = 2323 - 2608 - +
Your ego is biohazard
#3397 -305 = 1752 - 2057 - +
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
#4791 -310 = 2103 - 2413 - +
The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
#5194 -295 = 2066 - 2361 - +
Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
#2118 -279 = 1767 - 2046 - +
Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
#3893 -352 = 1560 - 1912 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -264 = 2033 - 2297 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -465 = 2794 - 3259 - +
People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
#3982 -271 = 2386 - 2657 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
#1328 -277 = 2266 - 2543 - +
Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
#4050 -284 = 1876 - 2160 - +
You are unique just like everyone else.
#4546 -306 = 2217 - 2523 - +
History is the study of the world's crime.
#1428 -303 = 1443 - 1746 - +
At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
#5363 -290 = 2220 - 2510 - +
Stand out, be part of a crowd.
#3881 -308 = 2202 - 2510 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
#1576 -297 = 1955 - 2252 - +
To have nothing is impossible.
#4513 -294 = 2058 - 2352 - +
Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
#817 -334 = 2168 - 2502 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -299 = 2784 - 3083 - +
extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
#1213 -308 = 1883 - 2191 - +
I'm on thought rations
#1615 -358 = 1833 - 2191 - +

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