Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you mean that shit was real??!!!
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
#1106 -108 = 217 - 325 - +
Innocence Proves Nothing.
#1779 -103 = 256 - 359 - +
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
#5799 -121 = 169 - 290 - +
Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
#2332 -102 = 263 - 365 - +
You know better
#3323 -103 = 343 - 446 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -105 = 277 - 382 - +
the world operates according to discoverable laws
#2817 -106 = 265 - 371 - +
there has never been day time in your dreams
#4626 -109 = 211 - 320 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -103 = 323 - 426 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
#4350 -101 = 467 - 568 - +
If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
#4107 -105 = 407 - 512 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
#5405 -103 = 274 - 377 - +
Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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There are five kinds of people:
#2824 -106 = 363 - 469 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
#665 -106 = 315 - 421 - +
You are what you hate.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
#1469 -107 = 251 - 358 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
#5882 -142 = 241 - 383 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -129 = 202 - 331 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -102 = 348 - 450 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4116 -105 = 375 - 480 - +
much was decided before you were born
#2082 -105 = 318 - 423 - +
Stop believing, start thinking.
#3789 -107 = 318 - 425 - +
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
#3590 -106 = 307 - 413 - +
For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
#1268 -111 = 320 - 431 - +
there's nothing except what you sense
#2865 -106 = 243 - 349 - +
ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
#4949 -104 = 452 - 556 - +
Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
#5998 -173 = 227 - 400 - +
Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
#843 -103 = 241 - 344 - +
think for yourself, Schmuck!
#5664 -104 = 316 - 420 - +
You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
#3903 -108 = 284 - 392 - +
How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
#5242 -102 = 290 - 392 - +
Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
#4126 -105 = 402 - 507 - +
step one: build a better idiot
#3753 -105 = 242 - 347 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -108 = 345 - 453 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -104 = 402 - 506 - +
I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
#4381 -112 = 411 - 523 - +
No farms, no food, no problem.
#5826 -120 = 198 - 318 - +
Cecile Grace Janvier
#5499 -102 = 213 - 315 - +
discordia lumine maior
#4526 -103 = 256 - 359 - +
Prop Up The System!
#2336 -105 = 268 - 373 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -105 = 325 - 430 - +
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 -102 = 780 - 882 - +
Not a Restroom
#3851 -103 = 276 - 379 - +
dying should be as easy as falling off a log
#1127 -102 = 258 - 360 - +
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
#612 -103 = 278 - 381 - +
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
#616 -104 = 328 - 432 - +
Such Oddacity.
#2575 -105 = 431 - 536 - +
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
#4504 -109 = 267 - 376 - +
Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
#4022 -110 = 375 - 485 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -128 = 188 - 316 - +
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
#5251 -102 = 373 - 475 - +
Binge on Education, Shit Success.
#4356 -103 = 207 - 310 - +
revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
#6035 -201 = 225 - 426 - +
Democracy is a popularity contest.
#1001 -103 = 289 - 392 - +
Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
#2310 -111 = 397 - 508 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -119 = 320 - 439 - +
Truth is plural and contingent
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
#5197 -103 = 210 - 313 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -94 = 74 - 168 - +
Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
#3831 -105 = 289 - 394 - +
If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
#1704 -104 = 221 - 325 - +
The "counter-culture" is neither.
#2631 -104 = 249 - 353 - +
Do Not Remove
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
#3650 -104 = 245 - 349 - +
Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
#5650 -136 = 251 - 387 - +
Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
#5351 -102 = 266 - 368 - +
Republican patriot fakers
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
#5752 -113 = 400 - 513 - +
orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
#5936 -140 = 232 - 372 - +
you must have one grand passion
#3343 -105 = 260 - 365 - +
Examine the following:
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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wishing things away is not effective
#3225 -105 = 209 - 314 - +
Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
#4742 -104 = 349 - 453 - +
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
#5231 -102 = 247 - 349 - +
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
#1828 -117 = 197 - 314 - +
Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
#5289 -102 = 254 - 356 - +
You are unique just like everyone else.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
#4512 -106 = 225 - 331 - +
There ain't no justice
#2823 -103 = 271 - 374 - +
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
#4508 -107 = 192 - 299 - +
You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -104 = 490 - 594 - +
Seize the means of collapse.
#5825 -105 = 233 - 338 - +
What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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There is no Truth here.
#2854 -104 = 264 - 368 - +
extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
#1213 -103 = 201 - 304 - +
bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
#5729 -104 = 204 - 308 - +
Precios mind don't allow to think
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