Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Give up while your still where you started.
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This is not a pipe.
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Difference engenders hate.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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You are a fire hazard
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Never mind that.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Question reality.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Security Through Obscurity
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Why not?
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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what? do you think?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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You are now breathing manually.
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MURDERBIRD
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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If its to be, its up to me
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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fly's undone.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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what would you break without rules?
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"I can't breed!"
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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angst is lame
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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remember to react
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Evolution IS Genocide
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Just do it.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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laws make legislatures
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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