Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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They're catching up to you!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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change your mind
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[citation needed]
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Jesus is 6.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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I love you too.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Should we start over?
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Revelations will not be televised.
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can-I-help-you's
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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choose life
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Keep up and be ahead
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Jesus loves war!
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Seriousness is death
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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inheritance must be abolished
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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somebody stop me. please.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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There is no conspiracy.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Nature loves to hide.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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You are only happy by accident.
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What is the first question?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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i believe that children are the futile
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I do hesitate to ask.
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problem solver or problem maker
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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no absolutes!
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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