Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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you left the iron on.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Lady Inspired
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Think outside which box?
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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What is it with you and money?
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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You can fine-tune at will.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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You are only happy by accident.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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19februholidamned
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I know you, and I know your game...
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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You grok?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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minimalism is about the details
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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you read my fucking mind
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Property is theft.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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