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MEMESTORM
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -341 = 2590 - 2931 - +
It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -264 = 2956 - 3220 - +
Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
#2299 -319 = 3030 - 3349 - +
drama often obscures the real issues
#1113 -249 = 2416 - 2665 - +
Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
#4697 -290 = 2665 - 2955 - +
In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
#1759 -298 = 2431 - 2729 - +
The media lies.
#2714 -365 = 2317 - 2682 - +
 
back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
#5980 -273 = 2804 - 3077 - +
You might regret it.
#3339 -242 = 2844 - 3086 - +
Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
#2489 -241 = 2579 - 2820 - +
The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -251 = 3228 - 3479 - +
Security through Obesity
#4034 -247 = 2766 - 3013 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -158 = 1692 - 1850 - +
you cannot bow down without bending over.
#6186 -268 = 3531 - 3799 - +
VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
#6445 -513 = 2417 - 2930 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
#5778 -273 = 3190 - 3463 - +
Someone is having a serious day.
#3540 -323 = 2924 - 3247 - +
the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
#2654 -244 = 2503 - 2747 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -325 = 2919 - 3244 - +
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
#3964 -252 = 2720 - 2972 - +
This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
#2919 -258 = 2479 - 2737 - +
Operatives are standing by.
#2240 -257 = 2840 - 3097 - +
it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
#1843 -303 = 2458 - 2761 - +
The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
#4343 -311 = 2220 - 2531 - +
nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
#6389 -758 = 2872 - 3630 - +
What is this, some kind of slogan?
#3701 -281 = 2625 - 2906 - +
Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
#2063 -268 = 2412 - 2680 - +
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
#2960 -250 = 2402 - 2652 - +
This is not a meme.
#4302 -268 = 2582 - 2850 - +
prosecutors will be violated.
#5727 -266 = 2919 - 3185 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -236 = 2676 - 2912 - +
Always be extremely moderate.
#700 -247 = 2964 - 3211 - +
There is no need to apologize for reality.
#4054 -254 = 2960 - 3214 - +
Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -250 = 2836 - 3086 - +
Popes needed
#2317 -257 = 2254 - 2511 - +
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
#1041 -374 = 2728 - 3102 - +
How many gods do you currently not believe in?
#4140 -281 = 3126 - 3407 - +
Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
#6007 -264 = 2612 - 2876 - +
I can't see Half the things I believe in!
#4508 -303 = 3202 - 3505 - +
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
#2756 -308 = 3149 - 3457 - +
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
#5197 -288 = 2827 - 3115 - +
Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
#5653 -309 = 2119 - 2428 - +
The End is Rear!
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SHHHHHH. listen.
#2472 -281 = 2164 - 2445 - +
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
#5459 -342 = 2131 - 2473 - +
This is not "This is not a pipe".
#4472 -277 = 2764 - 3041 - +
Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
#4417 -307 = 2710 - 3017 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
#5557 -265 = 2718 - 2983 - +
The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
#5634 -259 = 2159 - 2418 - +
anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -302 = 2753 - 3055 - +
i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Some farts go poop.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
#5689 -271 = 2604 - 2875 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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everyone's work is equally important
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -227 = 2887 - 3114 - +
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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annoy the boring
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Two-faced book
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Please press any door to continue
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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You are not an individual.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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words tend to be inadequate
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Jesus is 6.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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