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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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all norms are social.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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JUST THINKING
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Don't forget to die
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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morals are for little people
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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supplementing my permanent record
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TV Sets the Channel
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Was it worth it?
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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raw backwards is war
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Kill your Idle
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Sense is made, not born.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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You grok?
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