Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Always be extremely moderate.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Work is a four letter word.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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i believe the earth is fat!
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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description is more important than metaphor
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Sense is made, not born.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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all norms are social.
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Success: Just say NO.
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dare to be smart
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fun or doom
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You got away with it.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Undermine society, everybody!
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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belief is priceless
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Everybody knows.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Zombie or not to be?
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There is no mainstream.
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Today is the day.
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Think about what you are thinking
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I just love the way you hate
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Scene and Herd.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The Truth Is No.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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