Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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"Please do not use other door."
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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get thee behind me greyface
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Poetry is in the street.
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We saw her duck.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Do you want a cookie?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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There are five kinds of people:
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minimeme
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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belief is priceless
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scratch'n'sniff
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Only Americans are real humans
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Try to outlive these words.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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It only gets weirder from here!
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Panic carefully
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Caution: dry floor.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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What are you really thinking about?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Where do your ideas come from?
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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If you want it, do it.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Security Through Obscurity
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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This is where i get off.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-Franois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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smash -HERE- to find out
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The Sanity is IN.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Five is a demon.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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