Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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All myths are modern
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Subversive is the new black.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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ignorance is hell.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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low expectations are good protection
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after birth is before death
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Will what you do
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Please clean up after your god.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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You can fine-tune at will.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Security without freedom is prison.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Not all people are human.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Terrorism.
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Don't think
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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randy savage died for your sins
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Do Not Remove
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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psychicdelic
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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But we'll never survive!
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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i never always win.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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