Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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You don't need this ----->
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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I want your money back.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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The dead define culture
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Who are you? Why?
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I saw what you did just now
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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To be free today means to participate.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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love your enemy
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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you are now leaving!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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You might not count in the New World Order
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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the posthumous will judge.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Ye of many faiths
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Good luck on your exam.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Free
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I'll be back.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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This is a thought free zone.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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the whether is changing
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Beware of falling hammers
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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