Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I want your money back.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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In the long run we are all dead.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Fools seldom differ
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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minimalism is about the details
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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world wide eyed
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Dick.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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i dont really know anything.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Step on a crack
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Try to remember
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Scene and Herd.
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Only the insane prosper
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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The door is the key.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Question lobotomy.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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the void does not exist
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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BeLIEve
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Rejoin the human race.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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