Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fuck bitches, get money.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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No costume is no costume
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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i redundant already.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Everything happens for no reason
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mad, not angry.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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You are the voice in your head.
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Support your local ceiling.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Protection when you least expect it
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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This is the age of isis
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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STOP TALKING.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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go down and drown'd
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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jesus hippie
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the whether is changing
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Forget you even read this.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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you're doing it.
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hungry? eat me.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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the posthumous will judge.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Hellen back
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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humanism is obsolete
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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ignorance is hell.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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It's a trap!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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feel better now
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Why are you so sure?
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