Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Please clean up after your god.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Collapse the state of mind
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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you can live on through your descendants
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Negation is definition
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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The door is the key.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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you read my fucking mind
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Pretend to be real.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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iPods are made of people!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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I am GOD here!
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"Please feel free."
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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There are no gold prisons
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A naked mind is sexy.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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i redundant already.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You know it all, don't you?
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yeah, i know.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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love to see it happen
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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KNOW SHIT!
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Kill your Idle
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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men are not monogamous by nature
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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you are now entering!
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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there are too few immutable truths today
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