Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Please don't care about this sign.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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realize that ignorance is bless
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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This is a thought free zone.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Ban Censorship!
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Lead Ashtray
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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challenge your habits
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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after birth is before death
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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[Verification needed]
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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noise can be hostile
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Your brain is itchy
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NO YOU!
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ban censorship!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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never share your dreams with a pro
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i need to avoid the void
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Habeas Corpus
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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all things are delicately interconnected
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You are now breathing manually.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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god cares for you more.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Can you hear me now?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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politics is used for personal gain
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planning for the future is escapism
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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