Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
#3411 -292 = 1412 - 1704 - +
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -300 = 1647 - 1947 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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There ain't no justice
#2823 -297 = 1975 - 2272 - +
Don't knock opportunity
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Think outside the book.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Think in terms of thought.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Science is a cult
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
#5954 -289 = 1606 - 1895 - +
In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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MEMESTORM
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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You're a great actor!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
#1716 -291 = 1903 - 2194 - +
something terrible happens when people wake up
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
#2786 -293 = 2011 - 2304 - +
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -297 = 1864 - 2161 - +
Law = X/0
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
#1806 -297 = 1717 - 2014 - +
POLITICALLY ERECT
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
#3582 -292 = 1992 - 2284 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
#6090 -326 = 1592 - 1918 - +
Monogamy is Perverted.
#2072 -302 = 1954 - 2256 - +
spend time: it's on sale.
#3793 -295 = 1604 - 1899 - +
the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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fathers often use too much force
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -302 = 1706 - 2008 - +
The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
#2686 -295 = 1592 - 1887 - +
obamasyomama
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seizure salad
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
#1685 -318 = 1657 - 1975 - +
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Pwn free and clear.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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How am I not who I Am?
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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The End is Rear!
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
#5186 -297 = 1910 - 2207 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Who are you? Why?
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Infect Yourself.
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