Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Think while it's still illegal
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
#2658 -120 = 591 - 711 - +
When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
#3462 -103 = 503 - 606 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -117 = 247 - 364 - +
If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
#5550 -115 = 191 - 306 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -123 = 378 - 501 - +
Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
#2870 -114 = 237 - 351 - +
Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
#5743 -150 = 266 - 416 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -76 = 259 - 335 - +
Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
#3236 -122 = 261 - 383 - +
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
#5096 -119 = 707 - 826 - +
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
#652 -116 = 325 - 441 - +
Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
#4070 -115 = 385 - 500 - +
Absolutes are absolutely wrong
#647 -115 = 595 - 710 - +
to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
#5380 -121 = 333 - 454 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
#2556 -124 = 261 - 385 - +
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
#1828 -125 = 242 - 367 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -148 = 355 - 503 - +
We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
#4298 -118 = 249 - 367 - +
You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
#3280 -136 = 880 - 1016 - +
What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
#4711 -129 = 345 - 474 - +
Jesus was an Arab Jew
#1897 -118 = 350 - 468 - +
Some girls are bigger than others.
#2513 -120 = 267 - 387 - +
Love is a many-splintered thing
#2000 -123 = 326 - 449 - +
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
#1087 -125 = 262 - 387 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -654 = 1753 - 2407 - +
Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
#5765 -119 = 456 - 575 - +
I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
#6301 -96 = 306 - 402 - +
Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
#2956 -119 = 292 - 411 - +
don't postpone joy
#1092 -120 = 385 - 505 - +
BeLIEve
#822 -115 = 316 - 431 - +
If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 -116 = 400 - 516 - +
I'd like to like you like you like me.
#1593 -121 = 442 - 563 - +
Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 -119 = 728 - 847 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -703 = 1782 - 2485 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
#4317 -117 = 625 - 742 - +
To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
#4514 -122 = 367 - 489 - +
Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
#1377 -121 = 323 - 444 - +
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
#5097 -124 = 902 - 1026 - +
We are the ones who seem to travel through time
#5041 -122 = 319 - 441 - +
In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
#5056 -116 = 369 - 485 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -81 = 236 - 317 - +
Wake up!
This is all a dream!
#3047 -120 = 334 - 454 - +
Please save the monsters who are getting killed
#5231 -115 = 329 - 444 - +
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
#2970 -120 = 714 - 834 - +
You should pay more attention.
#4177 -117 = 418 - 535 - +
Green paper makes me happy!
#1354 -118 = 354 - 472 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -118 = 647 - 765 - +
The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
#2767 -120 = 483 - 603 - +
being who you are is it's own reward
#819 -122 = 354 - 476 - +
delusions comfy enough?
#999 -116 = 251 - 367 - +
meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
#4640 -124 = 253 - 377 - +
Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
#2076 -115 = 398 - 513 - +
salvation can't be bought and sold
#2434 -120 = 252 - 372 - +
Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
#1904 -116 = 326 - 442 - +
Disorder is order.
#4915 -120 = 234 - 354 - +
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
#5459 -130 = 319 - 449 - +
Fuck semantics!
#4183 -122 = 344 - 466 - +
god believes in you!
#6234 -77 = 279 - 356 - +
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
#690 -127 = 346 - 473 - +
Yes men get all the babes!
#3245 -127 = 252 - 379 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -74 = 148 - 222 - +
change is an inside job
#5710 -128 = 231 - 359 - +
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
#5616 -117 = 207 - 324 - +
Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
#4052 -119 = 646 - 765 - +
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
#4807 -120 = 473 - 593 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -128 = 335 - 463 - +
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
#3164 -120 = 285 - 405 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -92 = 305 - 397 - +
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -128 = 341 - 469 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -119 = 361 - 480 - +
If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
#1728 -124 = 396 - 520 - +
If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
#4252 -118 = 310 - 428 - +
The truth is probably not out there after all.
#3801 -118 = 412 - 530 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -67 = 349 - 416 - +
All we have is words
#4882 -119 = 378 - 497 - +
it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
#5600 -120 = 184 - 304 - +
Kill Your Idols.
#1923 -121 = 308 - 429 - +
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
#5994 -239 = 297 - 536 - +
a name means a lot just by itself
#618 -119 = 393 - 512 - +
If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
#1644 -121 = 255 - 376 - +
it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
#1853 -135 = 321 - 456 - +
Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
#2332 -117 = 322 - 439 - +
Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
#1193 -119 = 529 - 648 - +
at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
#772 -119 = 454 - 573 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -120 = 354 - 474 - +
My moral standing is lying down.
#2094 -113 = 340 - 453 - +
You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
#3844 -113 = 334 - 447 - +
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
#952 -109 = 464 - 573 - +
you can't find some things on the internet.
#3999 -117 = 429 - 546 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -118 = 181 - 299 - +
The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -127 = 740 - 867 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
#3639 -117 = 391 - 508 - +
INFILTRATE YOURSELF
#6126 -91 = 242 - 333 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -877 = 2010 - 2887 - +
peer amid the all-seeing eye.
#2270 -116 = 411 - 527 - +
Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 -124 = 973 - 1097 - +
(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
#4457 -116 = 303 - 419 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -54 = 311 - 365 - +
what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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