Semi Official Memebomb Archive

my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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I think the terrorists just won.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Confusion is paradise
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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fly's undone.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Laugh
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Can I askew a question?
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Albino african
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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what time is it on mars?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You too can be No. one!
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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No one noticed.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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We are watching you
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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practice random acts
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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are you wearing that?
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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The End is Rear!
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Lady Inspired
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Self improvement is masturbation
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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