Semi Official Memebomb Archive

For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Belief is the Enemy.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Why didn't you?
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I believe in a Free™ world.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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God is dead, long live God
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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These words mean nothing.
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Apocalypse!
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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exciting controversy
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The Game
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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This is not a meme.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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History is written by the winners
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Everybody knows.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Preserve disorder
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Everybody knows.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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This statement is a lie.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Disorder is order.
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Please press any door to continue
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Fight Me
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Your smile or your life
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Without fuck ¡
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Keep up and be ahead
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Slippery when slick
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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