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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Please don't care about this sign.
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True love is overrated
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Failure takes practice
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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you will not think and you will not care
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I love you.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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snub backwards is buns
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Wit happens.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Rebel against this command.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Listen to the noise.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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What are you doing?!
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all that litters is old
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Grayface is a Pope too
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wishing things away is not effective
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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I know you, and I know your game...
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You are now trapped.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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You are what you hate.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Can you hear me now?
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Not all congestion is equal.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Futility is futile.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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wait,
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Why not?
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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me me na me meme name
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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private property created crime
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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