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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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It's not my struggle
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Save us from salvation
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Plan early, plan twice
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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wait!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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DO NOT BELIEF
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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the future is here now
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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You woke up for this?
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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In the end. there's a period.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Government Complaints Box
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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not valid without receipt
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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TREY CRAY
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Free? Prove it!
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Yes you are.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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You are only happy by accident.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Today is the day.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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blumpkinfluffer
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Save the banks lol
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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