Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Revelations will not be televised.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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The only way to get money is from other people
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world wide eyed
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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even your family can betray you
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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i can't do that yet.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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No hidden window here.
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d's nutz
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Eating the menu?
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Yes you are.
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And I thought I was original!
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Lego my Ego
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Jesus made a good profit
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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ask yourself this
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Why are you so sure?
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Be young - shut up!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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This statement is a lie.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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fear your friends
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Kill your imagination.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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I'm better than you.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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ice 4 eyes
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