Semi Official Memebomb Archive

do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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#6522 7 = 155 - 148 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 5 = 57 - 52 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 5 = 41 - 36 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -4 = 156 - 160 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -15 = 241 - 256 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -20 = 139 - 159 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -24 = 177 - 201 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -28 = 226 - 254 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -29 = 1030 - 1059 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -29 = 378 - 407 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -30 = 291 - 321 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -33 = 230 - 263 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -44 = 298 - 342 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -47 = 373 - 420 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -49 = 235 - 284 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -51 = 689 - 740 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -60 = 966 - 1026 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -69 = 561 - 630 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -74 = 519 - 593 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -90 = 515 - 605 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -97 = 996 - 1093 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -101 = 597 - 698 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -109 = 649 - 758 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -132 = 1280 - 1412 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -134 = 479 - 613 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -159 = 1775 - 1934 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -165 = 1570 - 1735 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -171 = 1311 - 1482 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -178 = 1452 - 1630 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -181 = 1736 - 1917 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -184 = 3502 - 3686 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -195 = 1412 - 1607 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -204 = 3611 - 3815 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -205 = 2041 - 2246 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -206 = 1384 - 1590 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -210 = 4144 - 4354 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -213 = 3429 - 3642 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -214 = 3840 - 4054 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -216 = 2672 - 2888 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -218 = 3544 - 3762 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -219 = 2879 - 3098 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -221 = 3898 - 4119 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -221 = 3914 - 4135 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -223 = 3462 - 3685 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -223 = 3612 - 3835 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -224 = 2996 - 3220 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -226 = 3655 - 3881 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -227 = 3030 - 3257 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -227 = 3535 - 3762 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -228 = 4259 - 4487 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -228 = 3130 - 3358 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -229 = 3281 - 3510 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -229 = 3594 - 3823 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -229 = 4223 - 4452 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -230 = 2561 - 2791 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -230 = 2825 - 3055 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -230 = 3039 - 3269 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -230 = 4226 - 4456 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -231 = 3226 - 3457 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -232 = 2597 - 2829 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -233 = 3421 - 3654 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -233 = 3675 - 3908 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -233 = 3034 - 3267 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -233 = 3012 - 3245 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -234 = 4837 - 5071 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -234 = 3496 - 3730 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -234 = 2894 - 3128 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -234 = 3158 - 3392 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -234 = 3081 - 3315 - +
Can my false memory be that convincing?
#880 -235 = 3193 - 3428 - +
It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -235 = 2864 - 3099 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -235 = 4273 - 4508 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -235 = 3220 - 3455 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -235 = 3668 - 3903 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -235 = 3037 - 3272 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -235 = 2963 - 3198 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -235 = 3101 - 3336 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -236 = 2479 - 2715 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -236 = 3364 - 3600 - +
Terrorism.
#2612 -236 = 2720 - 2956 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -236 = 2809 - 3045 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -236 = 4129 - 4365 - +
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
#903 -237 = 2569 - 2806 - +
It is forbidden to forbid.
#1804 -237 = 2499 - 2736 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -237 = 2998 - 3235 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -237 = 2892 - 3129 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -237 = 2855 - 3092 - +
Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
#5029 -237 = 3483 - 3720 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -237 = 3060 - 3297 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -237 = 4139 - 4376 - +
You might regret it.
#3339 -238 = 2903 - 3141 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -238 = 3038 - 3276 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -238 = 3914 - 4152 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -238 = 3575 - 3813 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -239 = 2747 - 2986 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -239 = 2775 - 3014 - +
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
#2966 -239 = 3323 - 3562 - +
you can live on through your descendants
#3286 -239 = 2776 - 3015 - +
Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
#4419 -239 = 3382 - 3621 - +
Give me liberty or give them death!
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