Semi Official Memebomb Archive

do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -16 = 115 - 131 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -20 = 510 - 530 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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eeeee, be mite
#6515 -30 = 374 - 404 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -33 = 350 - 383 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -35 = 410 - 445 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -99 = 725 - 824 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -107 = 1153 - 1260 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -111 = 773 - 884 - +
Levity Sucks!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -134 = 3798 - 3932 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -146 = 2902 - 3048 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -147 = 1442 - 1589 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -152 = 1950 - 2102 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -156 = 3192 - 3348 - +
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -157 = 3681 - 3838 - +
Now Accepting New Patience
#2182 -158 = 2823 - 2981 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -158 = 3288 - 3446 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -159 = 3764 - 3923 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -159 = 3061 - 3220 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -160 = 2972 - 3132 - +
Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
#3526 -161 = 3529 - 3690 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -161 = 2651 - 2812 - +
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
#1538 -162 = 3354 - 3516 - +
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
#2498 -162 = 3290 - 3452 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -163 = 3129 - 3292 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -163 = 2839 - 3002 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -163 = 3028 - 3191 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -164 = 2988 - 3152 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
#4400 -167 = 2965 - 3132 - +
Peanuts are Peanuts
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What you change, changes you.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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starvation is nature's way
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -171 = 2904 - 3075 - +
You always love the ones you hurt
#3251 -171 = 3268 - 3439 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -171 = 3067 - 3238 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -171 = 3199 - 3370 - +
get into the way!
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -172 = 3256 - 3428 - +
i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Jesus loves war!
#1891 -174 = 3242 - 3416 - +
Collapse the state of mind
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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At the end you see it clear
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -174 = 3047 - 3221 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -174 = 1910 - 2084 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -175 = 1730 - 1905 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -175 = 1475 - 1650 - +
Remove this flier to signal operatives
#3852 -176 = 3348 - 3524 - +
beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
#4793 -176 = 3075 - 3251 - +
World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -177 = 3665 - 3842 - +
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
#5271 -177 = 2908 - 3085 - +
why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
#1274 -180 = 2951 - 3131 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Kill time before it kills you!
#1920 -183 = 2846 - 3029 - +
labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -183 = 3314 - 3497 - +
if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
#4509 -183 = 3372 - 3555 - +
Because it's there.
#805 -184 = 3247 - 3431 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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hate love - love hate
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We are all popes of our own madness
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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somebody stop me. please.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Will what you do
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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