Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Chaos never goes out in style?
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Please go back 3 squares
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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know it's naught!
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Tune out the signal.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Infect Yourself.
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you're doing it.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Cadres decide everything.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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A free world needs no leaders
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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adjust your tie.
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after birth is before death
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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All you can eat, shrimp
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And I thought I was original!
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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BeLIEve
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Beware of false profits
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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don't postpone joy
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Have you seen my stapler?
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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