Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't hate crime.
#6156 -17 = 26 - 43 - +
YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
#6161 -17 = 27 - 44 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -17 = 23 - 40 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -17 = 17 - 34 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -18 = 35 - 53 - +
JUST THINKING
#6133 -18 = 34 - 52 - +
wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
#6137 -18 = 32 - 50 - +
fear of a blank page.
#6143 -18 = 29 - 47 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -18 = 29 - 47 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -18 = 28 - 46 - +
lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
#6157 -18 = 25 - 43 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -18 = 22 - 40 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -19 = 36 - 55 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -19 = 32 - 51 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -19 = 33 - 52 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -19 = 35 - 54 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
#6141 -19 = 29 - 48 - +
NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
#6142 -19 = 34 - 53 - +
SILENCE
#6144 -19 = 31 - 50 - +
REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
#6165 -19 = 22 - 41 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -20 = 61 - 81 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -20 = 27 - 47 - +
MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
#6160 -20 = 19 - 39 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -20 = 22 - 42 - +
No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
#6176 -20 = 22 - 42 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -21 = 30 - 51 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -21 = 28 - 49 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -22 = 45 - 67 - +
i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
#6123 -22 = 33 - 55 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -22 = 45 - 67 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -22 = 32 - 54 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -22 = 32 - 54 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
#6138 -22 = 27 - 49 - +
hungry? eat me.
#6149 -22 = 30 - 52 - +
christinsanity
#6112 -23 = 49 - 72 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -23 = 27 - 50 - +
look above the wind.
#6153 -23 = 30 - 53 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -24 = 41 - 65 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -26 = 38 - 64 - +
INFILTRATE YOURSELF
#6126 -26 = 26 - 52 - +
INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6096 -27 = 52 - 79 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -28 = 55 - 83 - +
THE WASTED WANT NOT.
#6118 -28 = 42 - 70 - +
I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
#6094 -29 = 56 - 85 - +
mttv
#6107 -29 = 42 - 71 - +
you mean that shit was real??!!!
#6105 -30 = 48 - 78 - +
POOPEEPIE
#6111 -30 = 40 - 70 - +
sometimes, i backslide into religion.
#6104 -31 = 48 - 79 - +
JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
#6109 -31 = 38 - 69 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -31 = 42 - 73 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6120 -31 = 34 - 65 - +
JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
#6117 -32 = 36 - 68 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -33 = 44 - 77 - +
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
#6106 -33 = 44 - 77 - +
HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
#6115 -33 = 42 - 75 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6119 -33 = 40 - 73 - +
A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -35 = 41 - 76 - +
IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
#6103 -36 = 43 - 79 - +
JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
#6098 -36 = 43 - 79 - +
TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -36 = 42 - 78 - +
CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
#6093 -37 = 49 - 86 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
#6100 -38 = 48 - 86 - +
CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
#6097 -38 = 42 - 80 - +
Say something once, why say it again again?
#6101 -38 = 45 - 83 - +
Anal sex fucks your shit up.
#6089 -39 = 43 - 82 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -41 = 39 - 80 - +
THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
#6090 -44 = 38 - 82 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
#6091 -44 = 38 - 82 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 -55 = 2724 - 2779 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -61 = 43 - 104 - +
If you can see this, make sure they can't.
#6088 -62 = 45 - 107 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -66 = 2619 - 2685 - +
Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
#6085 -75 = 77 - 152 - +
sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
#6086 -75 = 46 - 121 - +
Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
#6081 -82 = 90 - 172 - +
greyface loves keeping records of people
#6082 -88 = 79 - 167 - +
snub backwards is buns
#6083 -88 = 84 - 172 - +
hail deep thought
#6080 -92 = 88 - 180 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
#6079 -93 = 90 - 183 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 -95 = 2688 - 2783 - +
We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
#3996 -97 = 1772 - 1869 - +
before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
#6073 -97 = 98 - 195 - +
raw backwards is war
#6084 -97 = 72 - 169 - +
Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
#860 -98 = 411 - 509 - +
decency is a relative thing
#993 -98 = 433 - 531 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -98 = 111 - 209 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -98 = 92 - 190 - +
I'm already fighting the next war.
#1602 -99 = 263 - 362 - +
Love's as good as soma!
#2003 -99 = 347 - 446 - +
Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
#4258 -99 = 322 - 421 - +
Do what you want to say
#1051 -100 = 259 - 359 - +
Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
#1107 -100 = 292 - 392 - +
Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
#1142 -100 = 250 - 350 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -100 = 384 - 484 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
#2119 -100 = 246 - 346 - +
There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
#2856 -100 = 290 - 390 - +
Free
#4276 -100 = 408 - 508 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4620 -100 = 215 - 315 - +
If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
#4667 -100 = 199 - 299 - +
If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
#4721 -100 = 393 - 493 - +

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