Semi Official Memebomb Archive

LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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the way is already narrow without your help.
#6272 -41 = 162 - 203 - +
AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
#6274 -41 = 181 - 222 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
#6279 -41 = 164 - 205 - +
ANTI-SEMANTIC
#6290 -41 = 165 - 206 - +
SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
#6300 -41 = 176 - 217 - +
SCORPION PIE
#6309 -41 = 164 - 205 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -42 = 141 - 183 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
#6141 -42 = 126 - 168 - +
fallin' allin
#6185 -42 = 160 - 202 - +
PROLIFUCK
#6216 -42 = 168 - 210 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -42 = 144 - 186 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -42 = 160 - 202 - +
antifart
#6260 -42 = 175 - 217 - +
ban censorship!
#6263 -42 = 176 - 218 - +
Hellen back
#6264 -42 = 168 - 210 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -42 = 166 - 208 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
#6299 -42 = 176 - 218 - +
ICDUC2?
#6316 -42 = 152 - 194 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -43 = 137 - 180 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -43 = 145 - 188 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -43 = 157 - 200 - +
yeah, i know.
#6181 -43 = 104 - 147 - +
MEMESTORM
#6199 -43 = 141 - 184 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -43 = 149 - 192 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 -43 = 170 - 213 - +
THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
#6224 -43 = 166 - 209 - +
down with lies?
#6227 -43 = 142 - 185 - +
INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
#6229 -43 = 146 - 189 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -43 = 158 - 201 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -43 = 175 - 218 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
#6255 -43 = 169 - 212 - +
hugo phurst
#6257 -43 = 188 - 231 - +
NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
#6262 -43 = 175 - 218 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -43 = 191 - 234 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -43 = 154 - 197 - +
I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
#6301 -43 = 163 - 206 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -44 = 109 - 153 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -44 = 114 - 158 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -44 = 141 - 185 - +
wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
#6137 -44 = 141 - 185 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -44 = 179 - 223 - +
psychicdelic
#6168 -44 = 177 - 221 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -44 = 143 - 187 - +
i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
#6208 -44 = 150 - 194 - +
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
#6217 -44 = 152 - 196 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -44 = 177 - 221 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -45 = 179 - 224 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -45 = 125 - 170 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -45 = 166 - 211 - +
prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
#6158 -45 = 149 - 194 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -45 = 135 - 180 - +
lord of the memes...
#6192 -45 = 117 - 162 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -45 = 165 - 210 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -45 = 142 - 187 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -45 = 153 - 198 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -45 = 168 - 213 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -45 = 151 - 196 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 -45 = 165 - 210 - +
world wide eyed
#6253 -45 = 180 - 225 - +
CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
#6254 -45 = 167 - 212 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 -45 = 181 - 226 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -46 = 125 - 171 - +
i don't hate crime.
#6156 -46 = 132 - 178 - +
-hyphencypher-
#6169 -46 = 178 - 224 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -46 = 124 - 170 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -46 = 131 - 177 - +
i vote for the ones that i make.
#6197 -46 = 156 - 202 - +
explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
#6201 -46 = 106 - 152 - +
blumpkinfluffer
#6235 -46 = 165 - 211 - +
BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
#6294 -46 = 155 - 201 - +
INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6096 -47 = 162 - 209 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -47 = 99 - 146 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -47 = 96 - 143 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -47 = 114 - 161 - +
power lies everywhere
#6150 -47 = 145 - 192 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -47 = 107 - 154 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -47 = 149 - 196 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -47 = 116 - 163 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6180 -47 = 120 - 167 - +
YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -47 = 147 - 194 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -47 = 145 - 192 - +
SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
#6233 -47 = 130 - 177 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -47 = 151 - 198 - +
lower your expectations and raise entropy.
#6308 -47 = 165 - 212 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -48 = 120 - 168 - +
what was i just thinking about?
#6128 -48 = 141 - 189 - +
SILENCE
#6144 -48 = 131 - 179 - +
look above the wind.
#6153 -48 = 155 - 203 - +
MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
#6160 -48 = 106 - 154 - +
time passes through us.
#6173 -48 = 102 - 150 - +
i know that i don't know.
#6194 -48 = 129 - 177 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -48 = 109 - 157 - +
YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
#6223 -48 = 145 - 193 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -48 = 173 - 221 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -49 = 161 - 210 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -49 = 135 - 184 - +
YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
#6161 -49 = 145 - 194 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -49 = 137 - 186 - +
NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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