Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -151 = 2158 - 2309 - +
If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
#1712 -153 = 3037 - 3190 - +
words tend to be inadequate
#3234 -153 = 3169 - 3322 - +
if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
#4509 -155 = 3597 - 3752 - +
fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
#5978 -156 = 3466 - 3622 - +
labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -157 = 3544 - 3701 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -157 = 3129 - 3286 - +
Swim through the fire for a new haircut
#6484 -157 = 2414 - 2571 - +
I'm not dead yet!
#1609 -158 = 3147 - 3305 - +
Kill time before it kills you!
#1920 -158 = 3084 - 3242 - +
somebody stop me. please.
#2518 -158 = 2614 - 2772 - +
THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
#2929 -158 = 3353 - 3511 - +
Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
#4052 -159 = 4266 - 4425 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -161 = 2791 - 2952 - +
We saw her duck.
#3105 -161 = 3271 - 3432 - +
it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
#1845 -163 = 3290 - 3453 - +
Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
#4742 -163 = 2807 - 2970 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -165 = 3178 - 3343 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -165 = 3196 - 3361 - +
IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
#6103 -166 = 3382 - 3548 - +
I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
#1575 -167 = 3881 - 4048 - +
â–²
#5227 -169 = 3203 - 3372 - +
At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
#5018 -170 = 2521 - 2691 - +
We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
#3110 -171 = 3343 - 3514 - +
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
#5941 -172 = 2892 - 3064 - +
"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
#5250 -173 = 2971 - 3144 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -173 = 761 - 934 - +
Democracy is a popularity contest.
#1001 -174 = 3293 - 3467 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -174 = 1631 - 1805 - +
America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
#705 -178 = 3491 - 3669 - +
Common sense is neither.
#5071 -178 = 3246 - 3424 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -178 = 1678 - 1856 - +
Politician, govern thyself.
#2309 -179 = 3296 - 3475 - +
This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
#4310 -179 = 2960 - 3139 - +
I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
#4388 -181 = 2974 - 3155 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -181 = 1934 - 2115 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -187 = 3747 - 3934 - +
selfishness is the most basic motivation
#2460 -187 = 3123 - 3310 - +
In the future, only the crowds are alone.
#3693 -187 = 3267 - 3454 - +
read this very carefully i will only write this once.
#4189 -187 = 3468 - 3655 - +
something terrible happens when people wake up
#5939 -187 = 2789 - 2976 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -188 = 3256 - 3444 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -189 = 5287 - 5476 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
#2873 -190 = 3117 - 3307 - +
Things you own end up owning you
#2887 -192 = 3740 - 3932 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -194 = 2103 - 2297 - +
The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
#2752 -196 = 3141 - 3337 - +
true freedom is frightful
#2999 -198 = 3251 - 3449 - +
we need some new cliches
#3102 -198 = 2836 - 3034 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -200 = 2820 - 3020 - +
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
#5087 -200 = 3224 - 3424 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
#5339 -202 = 3058 - 3260 - +
When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
#4936 -203 = 3580 - 3783 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -206 = 3836 - 4042 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -207 = 2638 - 2845 - +
The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
#2767 -209 = 3033 - 3242 - +
every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
#6191 -209 = 3404 - 3613 - +
Remember the . . . what was it again?
#2402 -212 = 2731 - 2943 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -212 = 3025 - 3237 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -212 = 4277 - 4489 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -214 = 1806 - 2020 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -217 = 1777 - 1994 - +
You are only happy by accident.
#5078 -219 = 2929 - 3148 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -220 = 4019 - 4239 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -221 = 3960 - 4181 - +
I don't think I think what you think I think.
#4153 -222 = 2458 - 2680 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -223 = 4615 - 4838 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -223 = 3970 - 4193 - +
Do unto others before they do unto you.
#4675 -223 = 2769 - 2992 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -223 = 4575 - 4798 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -224 = 2825 - 3049 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -225 = 3751 - 3976 - +
If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
#1669 -226 = 2916 - 3142 - +
Say something once, why say it again again?
#6101 -226 = 3562 - 3788 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -227 = 3644 - 3871 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -227 = 3371 - 3598 - +
You'll never get this time back.
#3373 -228 = 3272 - 3500 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -228 = 2375 - 2603 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -229 = 4486 - 4715 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -229 = 3765 - 3994 - +
Kilmalosa323
#5508 -231 = 2682 - 2913 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -232 = 4246 - 4478 - +
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
#5004 -232 = 3845 - 4077 - +
Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
#5668 -232 = 2919 - 3151 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -232 = 1741 - 1973 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -233 = 2819 - 3052 - +
Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
#3008 -233 = 2939 - 3172 - +
drama often obscures the real issues
#1113 -234 = 2726 - 2960 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -234 = 2472 - 2706 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -234 = 4238 - 4472 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -234 = 3881 - 4115 - +
Plan early, plan twice
#4749 -235 = 3061 - 3296 - +
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
#1126 -236 = 3210 - 3446 - +
You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -236 = 2431 - 2667 - +
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
#4051 -236 = 2961 - 3197 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -236 = 2915 - 3151 - +
Common sense is common nonsense.
#5310 -236 = 2919 - 3155 - +
down with lies?
#6227 -236 = 3492 - 3728 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -237 = 3719 - 3956 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -237 = 2661 - 2898 - +

5221 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project