Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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listen when your body talks
#1986 -262 = 2235 - 2497 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -262 = 2907 - 3169 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -262 = 2629 - 2891 - +
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Operatives are standing by.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
#2556 -262 = 1887 - 2149 - +
there's nothing except what you sense
#2865 -262 = 1964 - 2226 - +
We saw her duck.
#3105 -262 = 2381 - 2643 - +
You don't really fit in this hole.
#3308 -262 = 2719 - 2981 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -262 = 2322 - 2584 - +
You woke up for this?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
#4223 -262 = 2377 - 2639 - +
How often do you feel human?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
#4499 -262 = 2202 - 2464 - +
Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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security makes me nervous
#4609 -262 = 2307 - 2569 - +
HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
#4985 -262 = 2585 - 2847 - +
The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -262 = 2279 - 2541 - +
I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 -262 = 2409 - 2671 - +
Civil war is an oxymoron.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
#5306 -262 = 2215 - 2477 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
#5681 -262 = 2311 - 2573 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
#5857 -262 = 2284 - 2546 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -262 = 3322 - 3584 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -262 = 2855 - 3117 - +
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
#632 -263 = 2223 - 2486 - +
anything is a legitimate area of investigation
#743 -263 = 2383 - 2646 - +
Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
#829 -263 = 1857 - 2120 - +
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
#1130 -263 = 2016 - 2279 - +
Everybody knows.
#1178 -263 = 2497 - 2760 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -263 = 2442 - 2705 - +
faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
#1569 -263 = 2016 - 2279 - +
I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
#1587 -263 = 2563 - 2826 - +
If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
#1643 -263 = 2720 - 2983 - +
If you do that you have a chance of dying
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
#1698 -263 = 2308 - 2571 - +
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -263 = 2218 - 2481 - +
low expectations are good protection
#2006 -263 = 2068 - 2331 - +
Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
#2076 -263 = 2059 - 2322 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -263 = 2571 - 2834 - +
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -263 = 2111 - 2374 - +
Prophets profit.
#2343 -263 = 2418 - 2681 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -263 = 2117 - 2380 - +
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
#2493 -263 = 2073 - 2336 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -263 = 2489 - 2752 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
#2758 -263 = 2634 - 2897 - +
They know you're reading this.
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This is Not an Exist.
#2909 -263 = 2402 - 2665 - +
This message is false
#2923 -263 = 2348 - 2611 - +
This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
#2940 -263 = 1849 - 2112 - +
using force to stop force is absurd
#3033 -263 = 2075 - 2338 - +
We're behaving like insects
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
#3498 -263 = 2285 - 2548 - +
THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
#3733 -263 = 2312 - 2575 - +
Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
#3899 -263 = 2516 - 2779 - +
Remove this flier to signal operatives
#3852 -263 = 2463 - 2726 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -263 = 2017 - 2280 - +
Everything I know has been to space!
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This poster is holding reality together.
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The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -263 = 2738 - 3001 - +
What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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This message is not for you.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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re-evolution!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
#4734 -263 = 2556 - 2819 - +
the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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wait,
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しょがない。
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
#594 -264 = 2817 - 3081 - +
after birth is before death
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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It happened to you too
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Knock yourself out.
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