Semi Official Memebomb Archive

down with lies?
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
#5788 -239 = 3103 - 3342 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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you are now leaving!
#5859 -239 = 2976 - 3215 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -239 = 3612 - 3851 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -240 = 3360 - 3600 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -240 = 3189 - 3429 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -240 = 3141 - 3381 - +
POOPEEPIE
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -241 = 3719 - 3960 - +
Do Not Remove
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -241 = 5171 - 5412 - +
Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
#4408 -241 = 2859 - 3100 - +
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
#4504 -241 = 2730 - 2971 - +
Think while it's still illegal
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MEMESTORM
#6199 -241 = 4097 - 4338 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -241 = 3158 - 3399 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
#6001 -242 = 2949 - 3191 - +
9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
#586 -243 = 3600 - 3843 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -243 = 3062 - 3305 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -243 = 3878 - 4121 - +
Prophets profit.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
#2787 -243 = 3147 - 3390 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -243 = 3010 - 3253 - +
Why ask why, just shut up and die
#3211 -243 = 2692 - 2935 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -243 = 3227 - 3470 - +
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
#4222 -243 = 3122 - 3365 - +
Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
#4480 -243 = 2936 - 3179 - +
Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
#4499 -243 = 3006 - 3249 - +
[citation needed]
#574 -244 = 2782 - 3026 - +
extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
#1211 -244 = 2641 - 2885 - +
fear is the greatest incapacitator
#1229 -244 = 3033 - 3277 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -244 = 5165 - 5409 - +
Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
#1917 -244 = 3666 - 3910 - +
You are not your self-image.
#4438 -244 = 3770 - 4014 - +
think for yourself, Schmuck!
#5664 -244 = 3505 - 3749 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
#5952 -244 = 2907 - 3151 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -244 = 3678 - 3922 - +
There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
#6455 -244 = 2623 - 2867 - +
Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
#1055 -245 = 2780 - 3025 - +
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
#1129 -245 = 2761 - 3006 - +
Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
#1440 -245 = 3031 - 3276 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
#2042 -245 = 2956 - 3201 - +
operating under the illusion
#2239 -245 = 3100 - 3345 - +
You better know
#3282 -245 = 3176 - 3421 - +
You might regret it.
#3339 -245 = 3153 - 3398 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -245 = 3454 - 3699 - +
A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
#5596 -245 = 2464 - 2709 - +
the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
#6027 -245 = 3033 - 3278 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -245 = 4477 - 4722 - +
Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
#802 -246 = 3468 - 3714 - +
Caution: dry floor.
#891 -246 = 3142 - 3388 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
#1011 -246 = 3137 - 3383 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -246 = 3265 - 3511 - +
loving animals is a substitute activity
#2004 -246 = 2672 - 2918 - +
Smile for the camera!
#2496 -246 = 3037 - 3283 - +
Temptoe through the toolies
#2611 -246 = 3179 - 3425 - +
The Sanity is IN.
#2775 -246 = 3079 - 3325 - +
Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
#4311 -246 = 3274 - 3520 - +
the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
#4323 -246 = 3297 - 3543 - +
Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
#4342 -246 = 3412 - 3658 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -246 = 3829 - 4075 - +
Your smile or your life
#5512 -246 = 3287 - 3533 - +
The chao goes mu.
#5635 -246 = 2697 - 2943 - +
I just stole ten seconds of your life.
#5660 -246 = 3368 - 3614 - +
non serviam
#6046 -246 = 3243 - 3489 - +
a little knowledge can go a long way
#603 -247 = 3859 - 4106 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
#899 -247 = 3825 - 4072 - +
Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -247 = 3058 - 3305 - +
it is heroic to try to stop time
#1808 -247 = 2928 - 3175 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -247 = 3482 - 3729 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -247 = 3358 - 3605 - +
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
#5350 -247 = 3204 - 3451 - +
What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -247 = 2515 - 2762 - +
remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
#5990 -247 = 3080 - 3327 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -247 = 3837 - 4084 - +
the ripple is not the water.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 -248 = 3299 - 3547 - +
CONFUSE EVERYONE
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -248 = 3181 - 3429 - +
the unattainable is invariable attractive
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
#3390 -248 = 3153 - 3401 - +
Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
#3446 -248 = 2872 - 3120 - +
Laziness is a virtue.
#4001 -248 = 2457 - 2705 - +
Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
#4419 -248 = 3641 - 3889 - +
Everything really does revolve around you.
#4647 -248 = 3259 - 3507 - +
Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
#4646 -248 = 3022 - 3270 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -248 = 3431 - 3679 - +
You did it.
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