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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Beware of false profits
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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listen when your body talks
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low expectations are good protection
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meet us in orbit
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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No one is stopping you
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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This is Not an Exist.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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We're behaving like insects
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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you can live on through your descendants
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You might regret it.
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you must have one grand passion
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Go directly to jail.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
#4370 -263 = 2011 - 2274 - +
its not. but maybe
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Collapse the state of mind
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The best things in life are imaginary
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Disorder is order.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Kilmalosa323
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Your smile or your life
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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lmao wtf did u expect
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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non serviam
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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KNOW SHIT!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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