"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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