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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Power to the Imagination.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Pwn free and clear.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Terrorism.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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using force to stop force is absurd
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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What you change, changes you.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Why are you too good to die?
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You are now breathing manually.
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You got away with it.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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How am I not myself?
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Knowing is hard.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Levity Sucks!
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Collapse the state of mind
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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These monsters are people
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Imprint your reality here.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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[citation needed]
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Art is dangerous
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Hail Stones!
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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How's that working out for you?
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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It's good to be the King.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Kill your imagination.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Man's character is his fate.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Recycle your pets
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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