Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Prophets profit.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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I love my tribe.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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randy savage died for your sins
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You did it.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Critique Thyself
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description is more important than metaphor
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Lucifer goes to church.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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You Can Use Fire
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Open horse fucking
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All we have is words
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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The chao goes mu.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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all that litters is old
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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is this a stupid question?
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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The Sanity is IN.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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You woke up for this?
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Eating the menu?
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Everybody knows.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Just do it.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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True love is overrated
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this conversation is over
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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