Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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