Semi Official Memebomb Archive

C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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description is more important than metaphor
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Love's as good as soma!
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Why don't you mind?!
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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randy savage died for your sins
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Confront the system.
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the void does not exist
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this is one sentence.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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i believe the earth is fat!
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Everybody knows.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Somebody hates you
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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You woke up for this?
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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I love my tribe.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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How often do you feel human?
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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deceive regularly
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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is this a stupid question?
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Just do it.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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You've caught an even atom tan
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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